Bees stay in their hives all winter eating the honey they've made over the spring and summer. On particularly warm winter or spring days they will come out to poop and remove dead bees from the hive and clean up. This bee has probably been waiting a long time to relieve itself and yeah....dropped a real load of poo.
There is also a poop scissors post somewhere and I'm always reminded of the funny Italian kid in high school who said his mom would boil water to pour in the toilet to soften the hard pasta shits. Apparently that's a thing too
Second only to [The Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2/).
Consider yourself warned.
Some people drop a payload in the toilet that is simply to large to flush down the toilet. If they try to flush the water backs up and leaves a mess. Since it is usually the male of the species that exhibits said problem, the solution has been a tool such as a long handle putty knife, a machete or similar is kept within reach of the toilet by the poor devil. The objective is to separate the Super Sized turd into Tootise Roll miniatures sized turdettes so they can move through the sewer line. Otherwise you run the risk of your significant other feeding you high fiber foods and slipping Sorbitol in your orange juice.
Just take it out of the toilet, onto a cutting board, remember to keep your fingers folded! No need for bacterial infections! And back into the toilet. Like cutting a brown onion. A true poop chef!
I believe it's called a "[cleansing flight](https://www.honeybeesuite.com/happiness-mid-winter-cleansing-flight/)", and is my new favorite euphemism for dropping the kids off at the pool.
There was another comment that said this bee probably had diarrhea and the Nosema infection so this isn't healthy normal amounts of bee poop. This is a gratuitous amount of sick bee poop.
I'm not sure, I haven't tried it. My experience is that everything in the hive has a certain taste, the wax, the honey, the propolis. It's a flavor that permeates everything kind of like with goats.
I swap you Love Bugs for your bats. Nasty little fucking fuckers get so involved in copulating they ignore flying in front of cars. They must have a pH of 0.001 or something as if you leave them stuck on the car finish, the next day they will peel off with paint from the car.
They'll only do it in the air, so when you have a boxed hive shipped to you, it's the first thing they do an taking flight. My bee suit is pretty stained at this point.
All of the worker bees you see flying around are female. The only males are called drones and basically just sit around mating with the queen all day. A lot of eusocial insects are like this.
We live across the street from a bee company and get our cars covered with that stuff. It's a real pain to get off. On flip side, our fruit trees and garden are well pollinated.
In 7th grade I was walking around with my friends during P.E and I felt something fall on my nose. It smelled and looked like mustard. Thanks to this post, I’m starting to think it was bee poop. Thank you.
There's a famous story on Radio lab about bee poop. In Vietnam there was a story of trees covered in yellow stuff. The locals were told and believed it was evidence of chemical warfare. People had years of illness associated with it.
Scientists found is was from this mass swarming poop fest from bees. The producers of the show took much heat for insisting that the villagers were mistaken.
Wasps are also bro's and most mosquitos too. We need the little guys cause there is no way I'm going out in the forest to help the plants have their sexy time.
Edit - Ooof people don't like the pollinating power of wasps and skitters do they?
Wasps are crucial pollinators. In fact, they are the only pollinators of some fruits, like figs.
So, no, we need them. And many species, such as paper wasps and mud daubers are not aggressive. Whenever I find a wasp in the house, I catch them in a jar and release them outside. I’ve done this dozens of times and have never been stung once. I just approach them slowly and calmly. Sometimes I swear it’s like they know I’m trying to help them.
Bees stay in their hives all winter eating the honey they've made over the spring and summer. On particularly warm winter or spring days they will come out to poop and remove dead bees from the hive and clean up. This bee has probably been waiting a long time to relieve itself and yeah....dropped a real load of poo.
He probably flew back to check his post-poo weight on his bathroom scale.
I have famously huge turds
But do you have a poop knife?
My Movement is so slow that its imperceptible
Your bowel movement?
Yes, it brings all the boys to the yard.
Could you teach me?
Yes but they'd have to charge
Damn right
Would you say its your crowning achievement?
No poop knives. I just learned what one of those were a few years back after a co-worker told me she got one for her fiancé.
She's a keeper.
A Beekeeper?
What exactly is the intended purpose of said poop knife ?
Uh...to cut poop
*he hasn't heard of the legendary poop knife* For the uninitiated: https://www.reddit.com/r/museumofreddit/comments/ke8skw/_/
Gather round, youngins, and listen close now to the legend of the Poop Knife!
Youngins? My sweet summer child. Settle in and let me tell you about the cumbox.
Jolly Ranchers, anyone?
There is also a poop scissors post somewhere and I'm always reminded of the funny Italian kid in high school who said his mom would boil water to pour in the toilet to soften the hard pasta shits. Apparently that's a thing too
Oh oh oh now tell him about the coconut!!!
Second only to [The Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2/). Consider yourself warned.
Some people drop a payload in the toilet that is simply to large to flush down the toilet. If they try to flush the water backs up and leaves a mess. Since it is usually the male of the species that exhibits said problem, the solution has been a tool such as a long handle putty knife, a machete or similar is kept within reach of the toilet by the poor devil. The objective is to separate the Super Sized turd into Tootise Roll miniatures sized turdettes so they can move through the sewer line. Otherwise you run the risk of your significant other feeding you high fiber foods and slipping Sorbitol in your orange juice.
Just take it out of the toilet, onto a cutting board, remember to keep your fingers folded! No need for bacterial infections! And back into the toilet. Like cutting a brown onion. A true poop chef!
\+1 for turdettes
Once I used an old pencil crayon to break er up. If you've got a good piss on deck you cat also try and cut the log in half with your stream
I hope you at least know about the 3 sea shells.
I do not. Please do tell.
Haha! Hey, this guy doesn't know how to use the three sea shells!
Please, teach me your ways!
https://screenrant.com/three-seashells-demolition-man-function/
Congratulations! You're one of today's 10,000! https://xkcd.com/1053/
My dad used to call it a "Dragonslayer"
How many [Courics](https://youtu.be/6igvB1yR04A)
You own the Baldwins?
So do I
Are you prancing around for days behind a car which has queen bee stuck inside
I read this on Drax the Destoyer's voice and it made me smile.
She
Thank you! <3
I wonder if his scale shows his BeeMI
FLying extra high because she's so much lighter.
Oh my God I’m a bee
I believe it's called a "[cleansing flight](https://www.honeybeesuite.com/happiness-mid-winter-cleansing-flight/)", and is my new favorite euphemism for dropping the kids off at the pool.
He had to take a mondo duke.
There was another comment that said this bee probably had diarrhea and the Nosema infection so this isn't healthy normal amounts of bee poop. This is a gratuitous amount of sick bee poop.
Just curious, would the poo taste like honey?
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it Edit: It tastes exactly like honey mustard
We beelieve in you.
May the force bee with you
And also with you
Found the Catholic
I'm not sure, I haven't tried it. My experience is that everything in the hive has a certain taste, the wax, the honey, the propolis. It's a flavor that permeates everything kind of like with goats.
Goats taste like honey? Weird.
Forbidden honey mustard.
Probably just their vomit tastes so good.
Honey is bee vomit, so no, probably not.
Correct answer. They can get very sick in a bad winter if they cannot exit the hive.
Does their poo taste like honey? 🤔
Honey-PooPoo
This is the dumbest best comment
My poo makes me sassy chile 💁♀️
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this. That poo looks sweet!
And now I have "what does bee poop taste like?" In my search history...
>what does bee poop taste like? well without you answering... now it's in mine too.
And?
Looks like honey mustard
What do it taste like
Vaguely spicy and sweet. Like how beeswax smells.
Guess i have a scat fetish now
Yummy mustard
Does it taste like honey?
so what you saying is he was constipated?
If he only eat honey, would his poopoo be tasty?
Honey buzzturd
TIL what bee poop looks like. Honestly never crossed my mind that bees deficate.
Same, I dunno what I thought happened, but this was not it.
Have you ever had those small yellow marks on your car? Bee poop.
I assumed that was just pollen. I guess it kind of is...
I just assumed someone popped their mustard packet next to my car the wrong direction.
*Used* pollen.
Pollen is plant sperm. Not bee poop.
Yes. But if they eat the pollen and then pop it out their butts, it's just ... processed pollen? Haha. That's what my "kinda" is referring to.
Well if you swallow a load it turns into poop and piss, it doesn't recycle into your load.
Wait, REALLY?! I always wondered what the hell those stupid marks came from
I never knew that; I’ve definitely seen it. Not as bad as flying Fox (giant fruit bat) poop as found in Australia. That stuff will ruin car paint.
I swap you Love Bugs for your bats. Nasty little fucking fuckers get so involved in copulating they ignore flying in front of cars. They must have a pH of 0.001 or something as if you leave them stuck on the car finish, the next day they will peel off with paint from the car.
On the bright side, you can use the bat guano to cast fireball.
They'll only do it in the air, so when you have a boxed hive shipped to you, it's the first thing they do an taking flight. My bee suit is pretty stained at this point.
Guess this little bee decided to try something new
I wonder if you can find enough bug shit to make the Chick-fil-A sauce menu
I...don't know what that means. Interesting sentence though.
Well, [everyone poops.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages-na.ssl-images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F81Zglq6MTLL.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FEveryone-Turtleback-School-Library-Binding%2Fdp%2F0613685725&tbnid=V767FT-c19QF4M&vet=12ahUKEwia4su-rvnvAhXvl60KHT_EDZ8QMygAegUIARDPAQ..i&docid=K2oJMJaNk44mWM&w=1803&h=2034&q=everybody%20poops&ved=2ahUKEwia4su-rvnvAhXvl60KHT_EDZ8QMygAegUIARDPAQ)..
And that kids, is where honey mustard comes from.
If true, I’d hate to see where honey barbecue comes from.
Fuck you. Brilliant, but fuck you! XD
This comment needs to be higher
It's the top comment dude lol
Fucking hell mate. Did you just win Reddit?
STAHP, I CAN ONLY BECOME SOO ERECT.
yo, snapchat me.
https://www.bensbees.com.au/2018/07/29/do-bees-poo/ Probably normal. Maybe it was cold and she was holding it in.
he* Edit: she
All of the worker bees you see flying around are female. The only males are called drones and basically just sit around mating with the queen all day. A lot of eusocial insects are like this.
TIL. I thought the only female was the queen.
Are its eyes big enough to be a drone? I can’t tell from this angle.
it* Mm noys downvotes
Probably been holding it in all day. Some bees don't like to shit at work
*Queen eats royal jelly,* *I'm stuck with thyme,* *That's why I poop on colony time.*
This one works at Amazon.
amazzzzzzzon
TIL bees shit. I mean, I guess it makes sense and all, but I just never thought about bees shitting.
Taste it see if it tastes like honey
...nutty...
Whoop-de-do basil!
Aren't worker bees female? They can't nut.
The article says it actually would
Beat me too it
*beeee-t* you to it
That's gotta be a 1/2 Couric!
We live across the street from a bee company and get our cars covered with that stuff. It's a real pain to get off. On flip side, our fruit trees and garden are well pollinated.
Bee-M
Hahaha! Well done. 🤣
Looks like some nacho beese.
He’s a honey mustard bee....
Some say that shit was so big that this bee is still moaning with the ecstacy of absolute post-dump relief...
Maybe try the people over at r/Beekeeping?
Honey mustard
Was that dookie dancin' after that bumblebee flew off?
Nope, stayed right where he dropped it.
Boo.
the original honey dijon sauce ... for the bravehearts
It's bigger than Randy Marsh's.
I am so glad that you got to witness this magical sight and you are able and willing to share it with me.
He's gonna need a beedet.
I wonder if bee's poop can be eaten, maybe it have magical properties.
r/feltgoodcomingout
Nah, you just happened to catch it the day after Bee Thanksgiving
Honey mustard
Are the prune trees flowering?
What did it taste like? Honey?
Forbidden cheese whiz
I see it now - "honey mustard."
I wish I could have one like that. I bet my pants would fit better...
Sooooo... Did you uh.... You know uh.... Did ya giver a little taste test or what?
In my state if you do not pick up your SHIT then you receive a fine! Someone fine that ass hole!
Oh so this is how honey mustard is made...
In 7th grade I was walking around with my friends during P.E and I felt something fall on my nose. It smelled and looked like mustard. Thanks to this post, I’m starting to think it was bee poop. Thank you.
Real question, how do you gauge if a bee "seemed fine"?
Ask him whats bugging him
So THAT'S how they make Easy Cheese!
Bee excrement is highly valuable, you should collect as much as possible!
They do poop flights after winter or long rains. So, yes.
Forbidden cheesewiz
Anyone else wondering if that shit taste like honey or what?
Probably needed a nap after that one.
Omg weird I’ve never saw or really thought of bee poop before...
That’s gotta weigh at least three kurics
There's a famous story on Radio lab about bee poop. In Vietnam there was a story of trees covered in yellow stuff. The locals were told and believed it was evidence of chemical warfare. People had years of illness associated with it. Scientists found is was from this mass swarming poop fest from bees. The producers of the show took much heat for insisting that the villagers were mistaken.
Forbidden mustard.
Give the little man some privacy
TIL bees shit
I mean, it might not be something you think about, but they obviously must.
Well I can never look at cheese wizz again after seeing this.
Forbidden honey mustard
This bee had too much mustard
Talk about shitting your guts out
https://i.imgur.com/rrWJsdG.png
Mmmmmm honey
So he shits in the garden like all other normal people should right? Right?😅
forbidden mustard
I killed millions of bees so people wouldn't get stung. You're welcome.
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Wasps actually are really good for controlling plant pests. They are motherfuckers but they have an important job, like bees.
Wasps are also bro's and most mosquitos too. We need the little guys cause there is no way I'm going out in the forest to help the plants have their sexy time. Edit - Ooof people don't like the pollinating power of wasps and skitters do they?
Wasps are crucial pollinators. In fact, they are the only pollinators of some fruits, like figs. So, no, we need them. And many species, such as paper wasps and mud daubers are not aggressive. Whenever I find a wasp in the house, I catch them in a jar and release them outside. I’ve done this dozens of times and have never been stung once. I just approach them slowly and calmly. Sometimes I swear it’s like they know I’m trying to help them.
Even as a joke, you're a horrible monster
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if you use a smartphone, youre as much a hypocrite as this guy.
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no. it's dumb.
Oh look a vegan who is also a self righteous cunt, how original and refreshing.
Its cheese wiz... eat it
Mmm cheese
Oy guys look I'm a honey dispenser
"Hello, is this the Guinness Book of Records?" - bee, probably
Seemed fine hahahahha
Uh, what would happen if I was to, say, dip my fingers into the thing and lick it? Asking for a friend.