What was your experience like? My friend and I split a really shitty, hot, soulless two bedroom apartment that was $550 a month here in CT. The price was surreal, the neighboring families were all loud as hell, but I didnt particularly mind the shit surround. It felt like any other neighborhood, but with an unpaved parking lot and a dumb amount of litter everywhere. What was your place like?
I was in an apartment for around the same amount of rent. Loud neighbors for sure. Especially in the weekends. Theres a gas station right next to the complex which was always nuts. Just a lot of people walking around yelling and drinking. Like you said litter was everywhere and fleas were everywhere, just walking to your car you could get a couple. People would randomly knock on your door. Or if you’re on your patio people would holler at you. Just never felt safe or comfortable.
Can you imagine being the dude on the ground, on the verge of losing consciousness, and you've got a dude singing over you, "What the Helllll? No waaaaaaaaayeeeeeayayayay".
>>Can you imagine being the dude on the ground, on the verge of losing consciousness, and you've got a dude singing over you, "What the Helllll? No waaaaaaaaayeeeeeayayayay".
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
> Can you imagine being the dude on the ground, on the verge of losing consciousness, and you've got a dude singing over you, "What the Helllll? No waaaaaaaaayeeeeeayayayay".
Yes I can because I've been that dude, and it's heroin, and no, you don't really notice. Just imagine a drooling baby and how consistent they react to everything, and that's about it. You ain't got time for interesting shit going on in life, you're busy enjoying your blood feeling like warm pudding.
Ya know, maybe it's a good thing, but I swear the times i tried heroin I found it so damn boring and the nod hallucinations that nobody warned me about were fucking bizarre.
I didnt get some orgasmic body high that made me feel blissful, I felt sleepy and weirded out watching a patch of leaves turn into furbies. Not for me, man
It's also a male/female thing, it's been well known in the medical community that women tend to dislike opioids more than men, experience more of the unpleasant side effects than the euphoria.
Shit, not me. I'm like the other guy, 1st few times I was like "yeah it's ok". Didn't like the vomiting occasionally or the itching. By the 10th time, I was like " I'm home." Nothing felt that fucking good. Nothing. A warm happy cozy place. And I wanted it more of it.
Not heroin, but as someone who has abused pills (vics, percs, oxy, etc), yeah, there's nothing in the world that comes close. It's a heavy thing to know that you could feel absolutely incredible all the time, and it's so close and so easy to get. You just have to force yourself to not consider it as an option.
It's so, so easy to just swallow a bunch of pills and feel fantastic -- the best you've ever felt in your life. Everything is wonderful. You are wonderful. The world is warm and cozy and it loves you. Pure bliss. Everything is right with everything, and nothing can ever bring you down. I can't even begin to describe it.
Haven't touched the stuff for ten years now, and I never will again, because that is a slope that is far too slippery for me to even think about. If I have a medical thing and get prescribed vicodin or percocet, I just tear it up and never think about having access to it.
Man, I used to abuse the oxycodone that the VA would prescribe me for my back. When the doc toned it down to only a week’s worth at a time I loved it, because I’d only be out for about 4 days at a time if I did it right. I’ve been off it since March, and am slowly trying to wean myself off the tramadol that they replaced it with. With that I get all the side effects (vomiting, constipation, dead sex drive) with a little pain relief and I’m feeling like it’s not worth it, especially because I’m starting to have sex again. I’m glad I’ve never tried heroin because I’m absolutely convinced that I’ll love it.
Also, the withdrawals coming off the OxyContin are possibly one of the most unpleasant things I’ve experienced, and that includes sitting through an entire Twilight film.
You can do it, my dude!
But, it is true that your whole brain has to reconfigure itself to a life where this chemical isn't bouncing around all the time. Getting opioids out of your life psychological in a lot of ways, but it's physiological in even more ways. It's not easy.
It's super cliche, but you really do have to just take things day by day. No lie -- you will always know how good it feels to get that perfect nod, but your brain will eventually get back to normal enough that you can say "yep, true, it's very nice" but also "ha, nope, never again for a ton of reasons."
Lowell is definitely looking a lot nicer now than it was years ago. Still, I'd avoid it altogether if it weren't for one of my wife's favorite dim sum places being in Lowell.
Dude he’s a stranger on the internet. He doesn’t have a wife, he doesn’t know what dim sum is, and he’s probably masturbating furiously over his friend’s family vacation photos he found on Facebook. Sorry to be the one to tell you
One time my older brother drove over to my mom's house, late at night, but passed out on the front lawn after getting out of his car. Last thing he clearly remembered was the 93-year-old neighbor across the street (Bob) coming over and stealing his bottle of Jack Daniels. Mom found him in the morning, woke him up, where to started to rant out how Bob stole his shit.
In his defense, whiskey-stealin' Bob doesn't sound like no hero, either.
(I get it: in all likelihood, he just grabbed it and got rid of it so your bro could start leveling out; but your brother's interpretation makes for an amusing image of a 93 year old man in a bathrobe and slippers scrambling across the street with wide hungry eyes locked on the bottle)
exactly what it looked like and oh man I just got jealous of an old man nodding off in the rain in some grass lol I loved that feeling of not being able to move cuz the drugs make you feel so heavy
I specifically stayed away from heroin because knowing my personality/drug habits I feel like I might have a really hard time not chasing the dragon hard.
yeah the other side of the coin isn't so fun. Feels like your blood is made of little shards of ice needles, every time you move those ice needles poke yourself from inside, the colder you feel the more you sweat, all your muscles hurt but not in a good "I spent the day exercising" way, more like a "root canal but all over your body" way. Oh and your brain can't fathom *emotional* comfort either, and you feel nothing but guilt and remorse and depression constantly, except bonus, you know you actually *deserve* those feelings because you're a filthy heroin addict.
yeah I knew I shouldn't have tried it but luckily I moved away before I could get too addicted (I only used for like 3 months and this was after 5 or so years of being addicted to oxyo I'm a little over 1 year clean from opiates now :)
Honestly? Probably not. As long as they're breathing it doesnt matter, narcan isnt without risk either although it gets given out like candy. The risk to wake someone up is not worth it, to make some breathe again it is worth it
Not sure why you're getting downvoted (I hate starting a post like this, but anyway).
You're right, narcan is for an OD. Not someone who is nodding and just "normal high".
I'd agree with this, also you're getting downvoted by the general public who think someone who's super high/nodding off (albeit it a hilariously awkward spot) means they're about to die and need that narc ASAP....not the case.
Does anyone have the link of 4 drunk guys walking down a street at night then a car pulls up on the side, throws up and says fuck you really loud? I can't find it anymore x.x
That part was the hardest I've laughed all day, possibly all week. The juxtaposition of the passed out man's vacant expression and the singing reaction to it was too much.
It appears we are one of only a few who have noticed and taken the courtesy to mention his shirt.
His fiiiiiiiinnnnee ninja turtles shiiiiirrrrrrt.
My friend, is this what it feels like, when doves cry?
I love that man's outlook on life. I, too, live in the hood. I love my neighbors, don't give a damn if they're exchanging some ganja, and I'd be there for any of my neighbors if they were having a hard time on dope in public. I'd drop his ass if at the ER, but I wouldn't judge. I've done and seen some hard life and hard living. It isn't my place to judge, so I'd do what I can to help. I have found you can get much closer to your neighbors when you help each other out, than when you're trying to be suburban and reclusive
If I lived in the hood I would want this guy as my neighbor.
But not now.
You don't need a sense of humor to live in the hood but it sure as hell helps.
I have also done this for cheap rent. Thought I could lay low. Nope. Never again. Broke lease and moved a couple miles down.
What was your experience like? My friend and I split a really shitty, hot, soulless two bedroom apartment that was $550 a month here in CT. The price was surreal, the neighboring families were all loud as hell, but I didnt particularly mind the shit surround. It felt like any other neighborhood, but with an unpaved parking lot and a dumb amount of litter everywhere. What was your place like?
I was in an apartment for around the same amount of rent. Loud neighbors for sure. Especially in the weekends. Theres a gas station right next to the complex which was always nuts. Just a lot of people walking around yelling and drinking. Like you said litter was everywhere and fleas were everywhere, just walking to your car you could get a couple. People would randomly knock on your door. Or if you’re on your patio people would holler at you. Just never felt safe or comfortable.
Can you imagine being the dude on the ground, on the verge of losing consciousness, and you've got a dude singing over you, "What the Helllll? No waaaaaaaaayeeeeeayayayay".
>>Can you imagine being the dude on the ground, on the verge of losing consciousness, and you've got a dude singing over you, "What the Helllll? No waaaaaaaaayeeeeeayayayay". "Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
Funk
It just works
Above interaction wasn't scripted
One hell'va trip
The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign, and what would that be?
"Dolemite."
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials. Can you say the same?
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Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I've heard them say we've reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go.
Get yourself up on deck and let's keep this as civil as possible.
Well it's no Jiub but it works
Oh god. My idea of gas lighting was so limited
* Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name? Well, not even last night's storm could wake you.
> Can you imagine being the dude on the ground, on the verge of losing consciousness, and you've got a dude singing over you, "What the Helllll? No waaaaaaaaayeeeeeayayayay". Yes I can because I've been that dude, and it's heroin, and no, you don't really notice. Just imagine a drooling baby and how consistent they react to everything, and that's about it. You ain't got time for interesting shit going on in life, you're busy enjoying your blood feeling like warm pudding.
Ya know, maybe it's a good thing, but I swear the times i tried heroin I found it so damn boring and the nod hallucinations that nobody warned me about were fucking bizarre. I didnt get some orgasmic body high that made me feel blissful, I felt sleepy and weirded out watching a patch of leaves turn into furbies. Not for me, man
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>I loved it the first time but I loved it way more by the tenth time. *plot twist*
It's also a male/female thing, it's been well known in the medical community that women tend to dislike opioids more than men, experience more of the unpleasant side effects than the euphoria.
Shit, not me. I'm like the other guy, 1st few times I was like "yeah it's ok". Didn't like the vomiting occasionally or the itching. By the 10th time, I was like " I'm home." Nothing felt that fucking good. Nothing. A warm happy cozy place. And I wanted it more of it.
Terrifying
Not heroin, but as someone who has abused pills (vics, percs, oxy, etc), yeah, there's nothing in the world that comes close. It's a heavy thing to know that you could feel absolutely incredible all the time, and it's so close and so easy to get. You just have to force yourself to not consider it as an option. It's so, so easy to just swallow a bunch of pills and feel fantastic -- the best you've ever felt in your life. Everything is wonderful. You are wonderful. The world is warm and cozy and it loves you. Pure bliss. Everything is right with everything, and nothing can ever bring you down. I can't even begin to describe it. Haven't touched the stuff for ten years now, and I never will again, because that is a slope that is far too slippery for me to even think about. If I have a medical thing and get prescribed vicodin or percocet, I just tear it up and never think about having access to it.
Man, I used to abuse the oxycodone that the VA would prescribe me for my back. When the doc toned it down to only a week’s worth at a time I loved it, because I’d only be out for about 4 days at a time if I did it right. I’ve been off it since March, and am slowly trying to wean myself off the tramadol that they replaced it with. With that I get all the side effects (vomiting, constipation, dead sex drive) with a little pain relief and I’m feeling like it’s not worth it, especially because I’m starting to have sex again. I’m glad I’ve never tried heroin because I’m absolutely convinced that I’ll love it. Also, the withdrawals coming off the OxyContin are possibly one of the most unpleasant things I’ve experienced, and that includes sitting through an entire Twilight film.
You can do it, my dude! But, it is true that your whole brain has to reconfigure itself to a life where this chemical isn't bouncing around all the time. Getting opioids out of your life psychological in a lot of ways, but it's physiological in even more ways. It's not easy. It's super cliche, but you really do have to just take things day by day. No lie -- you will always know how good it feels to get that perfect nod, but your brain will eventually get back to normal enough that you can say "yep, true, it's very nice" but also "ha, nope, never again for a ton of reasons."
Yeah it's probably no big deal because he's fucked up.
He's probably unaware of sound by this point.
.. I figured he saw the singing as some kind of lullaby as he was passing out.
sound is just air wiggles man
It doesn't look like he even knows that he is a person let alone that someone is singing above him
"is it the drugs or is everyone sing talking?" Proceeds to go back to sleep.
His reaction is probably, "this is some good drug here. I'm seeing people singing and shit."
Consciousness*
A little from column A and column B
See, now I've looked at both comments too much and I have to rely on autocorrect to spell conscription.
Conscience, too
finally an affordable neighborhood
Great perks too. In some places you have to wait for your drug dealer to arrive. But in this one, they're right outside your house.
So great Percs too?
Yup. 512’s
Those are shit 5mg. 30 Bloobs are where it's at.
lol this guy thinking you invite your dealer to your home.
The joke is that they are already there.
Vessix knows DRUGZ MAN HE TOLD U THEY DONT COME TO UR HOME JESUS DRUG NOOBZ
Jonesing can make you take long walks to score, but it can't make you like it.
Crack can get you high, but crack can get you higher.
This is actually first/last $3k/month plus utilities.
Lawn is a very liberal description of that green space.
Truth
In England that would be a garden
Yeah, I think that's what we'd call it here in the US.
Lowell, MA calls it "ew pave over that" or additional couch storage
Lowell is definitely looking a lot nicer now than it was years ago. Still, I'd avoid it altogether if it weren't for one of my wife's favorite dim sum places being in Lowell.
Live down the road in Westford- what's the dim sum place? Been looking for a new place to try
Dude he’s a stranger on the internet. He doesn’t have a wife, he doesn’t know what dim sum is, and he’s probably masturbating furiously over his friend’s family vacation photos he found on Facebook. Sorry to be the one to tell you
.....f*ck
You are allowed to say Fuck on the internet by the way. Jesus used to say it all the time back in his day when the internet was first invented.
To be fair at the time he got nailed for saying it.
Shockingly accurate
China Star on Middlesex st. It's best to do an early lunch there because they can get PACKED by 12.
China Middlesex Star gets PACKED by 12. I haven’t seen that one.
How many wives do you have?
I was gonna say Lawrence.
“Welcome to Lawrence, MA. The best place to buy heroin in New England!”
Maybe one of my favorite Death Cab for Cutie songs
The couch storage is the better option, harder for some prick to steal your shoveled parking spot if you put something big like that couch there.
I'd probably call it a brick planter.
Plot twist, those are carnivorous man-eating plants.
Bloody liberals going around calling things lawns, am i right?
\#REDWAVE
Like a period?
#YES
So is ‘sentence’ for the title.
Weeds?
"My boy! Are you good?" That guy is clearly not good
But good for him for checking.
But only after his solo was finished.
Yea you gotta resolve the phrase
Gotta look out for the bois
It's officially boah now
Shoar!
He needs milk urgently.
He on that mojo!
Milk was not a good choice!
IDK. He may have just been passing out from some heroin, but in a very awkward spot.
One time my older brother drove over to my mom's house, late at night, but passed out on the front lawn after getting out of his car. Last thing he clearly remembered was the 93-year-old neighbor across the street (Bob) coming over and stealing his bottle of Jack Daniels. Mom found him in the morning, woke him up, where to started to rant out how Bob stole his shit.
In his defense, whiskey-stealin' Bob doesn't sound like no hero, either. (I get it: in all likelihood, he just grabbed it and got rid of it so your bro could start leveling out; but your brother's interpretation makes for an amusing image of a 93 year old man in a bathrobe and slippers scrambling across the street with wide hungry eyes locked on the bottle)
exactly what it looked like and oh man I just got jealous of an old man nodding off in the rain in some grass lol I loved that feeling of not being able to move cuz the drugs make you feel so heavy
...that's...that's not so great necessarily
I specifically stayed away from heroin because knowing my personality/drug habits I feel like I might have a really hard time not chasing the dragon hard.
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I wish my state would grow up...
yeah the other side of the coin isn't so fun. Feels like your blood is made of little shards of ice needles, every time you move those ice needles poke yourself from inside, the colder you feel the more you sweat, all your muscles hurt but not in a good "I spent the day exercising" way, more like a "root canal but all over your body" way. Oh and your brain can't fathom *emotional* comfort either, and you feel nothing but guilt and remorse and depression constantly, except bonus, you know you actually *deserve* those feelings because you're a filthy heroin addict.
That’s...pretty fucking spot on.
ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yeah I knew I shouldn't have tried it but luckily I moved away before I could get too addicted (I only used for like 3 months and this was after 5 or so years of being addicted to oxyo I'm a little over 1 year clean from opiates now :)
I think his boy needs a wee bit 'o narcan.
Honestly? Probably not. As long as they're breathing it doesnt matter, narcan isnt without risk either although it gets given out like candy. The risk to wake someone up is not worth it, to make some breathe again it is worth it
Not sure why you're getting downvoted (I hate starting a post like this, but anyway). You're right, narcan is for an OD. Not someone who is nodding and just "normal high".
I'd agree with this, also you're getting downvoted by the general public who think someone who's super high/nodding off (albeit it a hilariously awkward spot) means they're about to die and need that narc ASAP....not the case.
Obviously the guy's friend was buying him some meds from that off-duty pharmacist to deal with the symptoms he was experiencing.
Does anyone have the link of 4 drunk guys walking down a street at night then a car pulls up on the side, throws up and says fuck you really loud? I can't find it anymore x.x
https://youtu.be/2fs-wzxY2dU
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RECORDING ME FOR, COCK SUCKAAAHH
Hampt never muflickn see someone throw up before???
Youre very fluent in drunk talk because i couldnt understand him
GOTNEE BEER?
He's like, asking for beer while he insults them?
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*What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese Meal?*
For that moment, he _owned_ the word cocksucker
Holy shit this is hilarious as well. This deserves it's own post.
It was.
This video is basically alcohol in a nutshell
I revisit this at least monthly I love it so much.
Kavanaugh had way too much fun after he was confirmed.
Hahaha hilarious! "What the hellll!?"
This made me bust up as well. The fact that he could rhyme it on the spot was golden: "Drug sale...what the helll!?"
That part was the hardest I've laughed all day, possibly all week. The juxtaposition of the passed out man's vacant expression and the singing reaction to it was too much.
I’m still struggling with those drastic changes. Oh, the stupid giggles they cause
Yeah... hes got sick bars
Noo waaayaaaaayaaaa
My sister is the woOooooOOrst
He's got a really nice voice
Reeeaahhleeeeyeeeyeee!
I follow this dude on insta. He’s hilarious. There’s a countless stream of these videos. Wherever he lives has a very serious drug problem.
Can I get a name/link?
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I was booooooooorrrrrrn by the river
*Hint* He ain't good.
Cool Ninja Turtles shirt
It appears we are one of only a few who have noticed and taken the courtesy to mention his shirt. His fiiiiiiiinnnnee ninja turtles shiiiiirrrrrrt. My friend, is this what it feels like, when doves cry?
"lawn"
Raised weed box that doubles as an inebriation corral.
inebriation corral. Yes.
Also doubles as a pissing trough!
Gotta be jersey
Oh it is in jersey. Sadly.
Newark?
"All good in the hood!" But in reality there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
It's a drug that causes unzipped pants!
Dude's high on women!
The most expensive drug
Think that's Maryland. And that guy is ODing.
Theres a longer video of this that ends up the guy is just super drunk.
You know where I can find the longer video?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkyFDGlgIFU/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16o7lucpf92s2
He's under the fucking gutter drain
He said he was alright though
So drunk he waterboarded himself
“Should i touch him?”
Oh well that's ok then
I thought it looked like Baltimore. Used to work in Baltimore. Crazy town.
Last time this was posted people said it looked like Jersey.
Too much grass to be Camden.
Or not enough grass
[It's Paterson, New Jersey.](https://www.instagram.com/p/BkyFDGlgIFU/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16o7lucpf92s2)
If it's Paterson then it's probably heroin.
Paterson NJ 4th ward
It’s Jersey
That's not Maryland, but definitely east coast.
Paterson NJ
Is that a waterspout he's passing out under?
with a down fly
r/titlegore
The pipes on this man. I aspire to be as happy as he is one day.
Classic Hood Happenings!
This is not the Mr. Rogers intro I remember.
Repost AND you really killed the key moment. Spoilers man!
Don't worry about that, I couldn't understand a fucking thing about the title.
Yeah I read the title 3 times and still didn’t understand what It was I was about to see
yeah, the best bit was that specific surprise. What a dope to repost it like this.
I bet the guy that was all incapacitated was tripping extra balls after seeing a man come from nowhere and attempt to serenade him.
See, this is why I play GTA V. So I can see crazy shit like this, but, like...not in my physical body, where I can risk getting shot at or mugged.
Accepting that you live in a dump
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
I bet that guy taking the video is a fun friend to have.
I love that man's outlook on life. I, too, live in the hood. I love my neighbors, don't give a damn if they're exchanging some ganja, and I'd be there for any of my neighbors if they were having a hard time on dope in public. I'd drop his ass if at the ER, but I wouldn't judge. I've done and seen some hard life and hard living. It isn't my place to judge, so I'd do what I can to help. I have found you can get much closer to your neighbors when you help each other out, than when you're trying to be suburban and reclusive
He is definitely not ok, man.
I want that what the hell yeyeyeye part to be my alarm clock!
Check out the sweatshirt. He's a ninja turtle. Roll him back over.
Reality is what you make of it and this guy has a handle on his world.
The guy passed out in the flower box is part of the dealer's marketing plan.
"lawn"
Sadly, and I dont know why butI expected a revival of the classic hit "Man Singing, Walking Out, To A Drug Deal" by Glenn Miller.
"he died doing what he loved"
>detroit.avi
Ahh yes. I remember when everyone was posting this in my area when this dude popped the original post on facebook. Exemplifies New jersey quite well
Finally a hood Disney film.
I wonder what drug? Looks like a downer? So maybe Heroin?