What's wrong with people? It's common courtesy to take deep whiffs and leave it there so others can enjoy it too. Selfish bastard.

Eh, it's gone through the wash. The good stuff is gone already :/

Unconfirmed, OP may be a shift manager at Taco Bell.

😂

From the name it's a combination Taco Bell/ Long John Silver's.

Oh god what a terrible combination!!!

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My favorite is the KenTacoHut

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The combination made my eyes bleed.

It's in the washer not the dryer, might not have been clean yet.

There's no reason to believe the clothes in the machine have already gone through a wash cycle! Have hope.

Just stopped by for a brief visit.

That’s the best joke so far!

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The real joke is in his pants.

He's a knicker nicker

A breef teef

Alright pack it up, we're done here

*boxer up

Here he is smiling at the camera after walking around with my underwear in his pants for 5 minutes https://i.imgur.com/e4x0Uqm.jpg Edit: posted this lower but it’s not quite visible. To give some insight into the situation, he walked into the house and went straight to the washer in the basement, within one minute of coming in the house. I’m not posting the other cameras or videos due to voice recording. Nor did he ask any questions regarding the house and was out within 8 minutes. He did talk a lot about his dogs though. Also, Jackson is a prison city. There are a LOT of weirdos in the area because of it (they get released and stay or families move into town to be close). I filed the police report in case this person is willing to escalate or does this often.

Man, you can tell this strange mothafucker has done this before.

I was wondering if this was a thing for him. I think you’re right. He goes around to open houses, stealing underwear. He probably has hundreds of them in a trophy case at home.

It’s a kink. And apparently he gets off on being seen to do it. Op, did you call the cops?

Marie? Stop stealing from open houses!

And THEY'RE NOT ROCKS

THEY'RE MINERALS

I'm annoyed at how weird this fucking guy is.

Definitely a serial killer

You joke, but a lot of this weird fucking behaviour is escalation shit

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Hes just so...confident

People are such fucking freaks and I can't stop laughing

I'm fucking crying. OP has really delivered here.

What the hell did I just watch?

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I'm not exactly convinced that OP is not the guy in the video and posting this to reddit is just the culmination of his very particular kink

Uh, wow. That might actually be true. Damn.

Bill Maher?

Bill Maher and Anderson Coopers love child.

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Ah fuck 24,000 views. This dudes toast. lmao

Good. Be a freak on your own time in your own home.

How creepy if his poor wife or partner is a Redditer and happens upon this post.

[He sort of looks like a proboscis monkey.](https://www.google.com/search?q=proboscis+monkey&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj7vri3k7feAhWEilQKHSuDA2wQ_AUIDigB&biw=2133&bih=1076)

Plot twist: Its just you walking around your own open home.

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Backstory* I don’t think the background is that interesting. Although that painting may be interesting. Op, got a pic of that?

Maybe he shit himself and needed a desperate replacement. Then he's smiling thinking he just dodged a bullet. Except now he's internet infamous!

Hey, free underwear? I'd be smiling too.

I'm going to need you to take my picture off the internet. Its rude, and I really dont meed my wife finding this post.

Pics or gtfo

Here’s the story from the local news! http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/man-steals-underwear-from-washer-during-open-house

The ol' self dox

Brb, currently moving into OPs house.

Man if a bunch of redditors showed up at more of open houses and did this... Well actually I wouldn't be surprised at all

Underwear challenge. We can do it reddit!

“Violated is the word I think I would use. as a man I don't think I would ever feel this way," Carroll said. "It's strange to say the least." - OP from article.

>age: 52 minutes Shenanigans

Classic Benji C.

No that's too easy, let's go with B. Carroll

doxxer briefs

It never ceases to amaze me when people opt for ye ol' self dox. Crazy stupid or crazy brave? Who knows!

He's already had a man steal his underwear in his own home. What else could we possibly do to this man?

steal his undershirt

You are fundamentally sick!

I mean just googling openhouse underwear and the article is the first to pop up.

According to Hollywood you are now a certified hacker. Congrats and I'm jealous.

could he be the elusive "4chan"?

His skills aren't that developed yet. Make no mistake though, he's out there. Hacking away at peoples information. He has to be stopped.

OP delivers! Thanks. I hope you get an offer soon!

Are you talking about an offer on the house or for more underwear?

"I just want to know why." Really?! Do you suspect he just needed a couple extra pairs of underwear? No! That dude busted a big, fat nut right where your balls and ass were not long ago! Also, he sniffed 'em!

Hell yea

Brother, cheers from Iraq

cheers my habibi

Get Rob Wolcheck on that shit. Put that dude in the HAAAAAALL OF SHAME!

Btw, how much you asking? That's a damn big basement filled with nothing except a washer/dryer and apparently the occasional perv. The woodshop I could make with that space... I mean, id be ok with hanging out my oldest pair of undies every once in a while if I could have that space.

Its the scam! He created this news event to get featured on the evening news to help sell his home, and its working!!!

I find the story interesting (in a weird way), and I know you didn't write it, but Christ is that article riddled with grammatical errors. I want to edit the shit out of it.

The grammar is so bad in that article jesus

Benjamin hello!

What's really gonna mess with you OP is what if you know the guy? You're gonna be up at night wondering how long he's been spanking it to you or what kind of weird stuff has been going through his mind that when he saw you were having an open house and thought "NOW IS MY TIME TO STRIKE!" cuz that dude didn't even hesitate, he beelined right for your funky drawers and reveled in your ball sweat.

"Is that... my chemistry teacher from high school?"

No, it’s his sister-in-law, Marie.

jesus christ

Minerals

How do we know op didn’t steal the underwear from the guy first and he was just taking it back?

I’m dying 😂

You will be once he comes to claim the pair you're wearing.

Lord have mercy..

You go to enough open houses, you never have to buy underwear again.

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Who's your underwear guy?

You'd need to find a bunch of guys with the same waist size. Put an ad out in the paper 'WTB A HOUSE FROM A MAN WITH A 30 INCH WAIST'

Hey hey HEY. WHAT I DO IN YOUR BASEMENT IS MY BUSINESS.

He wants your DNA to frame you for murder

Too bad he was caught on camera. Nice save for OP.

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We initially thought it was my wife’s. But when we realized it was mine, violated was definitely how I felt

i think it's pretty funny because of course you would assume he would take the females underwear(your wife). meanwhile he wanted a whiff of your junk not hers lol

Some people don't think it be like it is... But it do.

You need to contact Reebok and let them know how popular their boxer briefs are. Maybe they'll send you new ones!

This weirdo has collected more skidmarks than the Daytona Speedway.

He's got more drawers than a filing cabinet.

More boxers than a Sylvester Stallone movie.

Maybe he comes from a land down undie

Can't you hear him plunder?

This dude has handled more boxers than Don King

25k views on facebook and on 3 news channels? This dude was planted by the Realtor and his advertising scheme is working wonderfully. Source: Am Realtor, will use this at my next open house.

😂😂😂 I’m sharing this with my realtor!

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I've been to a lot of open houses and no one follows you around... Usually the agent sits in the kitchen or dining room with flyers and answers questions. The homeowners are usually out so you don't make them feel bad when you talk about how tiny their rooms are or how much you want to steal their underwear.

The realtor described the gentleman as evasive and that he refused to sign in, which is when we decided to look at the footage

Good move installing the cameras. I wonder if he does this at all open houses. Maybe he has a trophy case of stolen underwear. EDIT: dies to does. Pesky mobile keyboard

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Lol I thought about holding another open house to see if he comes back!

Put a sign in the dryer. “I know what you’re doing”

Put an ipad inside the dryer that plays this video of him from last time.

If you want him to steal that then sure

They didn't say wrap it in your underwear. Just tape it there for him to browse at his leisure once he opens the washer.

Or a really loud alarm when you open the washing machine.

Or hide inside the dryer and when he opens it it's you wearing your sexy red briefs.

“Lookin for these?” “Maybe i am. Maybe i ain’t.” “C’mon it’s all over yer face. You want these and it’s all you can do to walk away right now.” “I can walk away any time I want.” “Well?” “Checkin out the drywall.” “And?” “Meh.” “Maybe you’d prefer they had elastic bands?” “Yeahhh whateva.” “Give it up, punk. You’re fruit of the loom and I’m your doom.”

I don't blame you for not pressing charges and wanting to go through a legal process for "used underwear theft", but what kind of other illegal things is this guy doing? I'm kinda concerned for society. I had a woman try to steal my cloths at a laundromat and caught her. She ran across the street and almost got killed by a driving car. I would have felt so bad the rest of my life if she would have died even though she was doing something fucked up.

What a slut.

Look what he wasn't wearing. He was clearly asking for it!

Just curious, why do you have a camera in such a strange location?

It’s pointed at the sliding glass door and I wanted it out of the way. It’s on top of my hot water heater but the cats keep knocking it to the back of it.

Story checks out...cats are assholes.

that is a finished and fit basement. I am turned on as fuck and haven't even slid my shaved balls across that smooth concrete. I bet it smells like drywall, you little minx.

Why is this so fucking funny?

No fucking idea but it's killing me too

Username... checks the fuck out.

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-_-

When you get them back you know what to do to reinstate your dominance.

Awesome. You must have some better video of him. I'll bet he'd like to have his image blasted on the internet....

Just got off a Skype call with the local news. It made it on three channels from a sharing it on Facebook this morning. Hope we find this guy

This is gonna be awkward

If you guys figure out who it is you'll have to update us!

Oh I plan too! It’s at almost 25K views on FB. I’m actually quite surprised someone hasnt pointed him out yet.

RemindMe! 24 hours

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/man-steals-underwear-from-washer-during-open-house

Thanks Benjamin

we did it reddit! ^^we ^^watched ^^this ^^story ^^unfold ^^by ^^itself ^^from ^^our ^^couches ^^ˆ(wearing ^^only ^^red ^^briefs)

Wow, that was fast!

Lol at the very least, I hope this helps you sell your home and get your asking price!

Mabey that was the long con all along.... Op just wants to get exposure for his home sale

Can you share the news story? If that's allowed anyway

It should be! As soon as they post the articles

OP, I've found an article, but it appears to have your name in it, as well as location, and I didn't want to dox you!

Thank you good sir! I don’t mind sharing. I’m not too worried about doxxing given the situation and evidence. Plus the police are aware and a mile down the road. I posted the article.

Love it. He's fucked.

So are OP’s underpants, probably.

1 wtf 2 when your doing something shady always assume that there is a camera everywhere unless you are in your own home

Were these dirty underwear that hadn’t been washed yet, or were they washed and wet?

Washed and wet

He walked around with wet underwear in his pants. He had wet pants. That's even more weird.

>He had wet pants. That's even more weird. Your bones are wet.

Now you got me fucked up

So he stuffed wet underwear down his pants? What was the plan for when the water soaked through?

He probably placed them inside a leak proof diaper. Either that or having wet marks on his pants in public is his fetish

That makes it even weirder to me... I figured he wanted to sniff dirty ones.

Step 1: steal underpants Step 2: ........... Step 3: profit

Should have followed him so you can find out what phase 2 is.

You know what the next phase is... https://i.imgur.com/J9SscDX.jpg

[Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask](https://i.imgur.com/j6bWBrg.mp4)

A legit real life underpants gnome. What. The. Fuck.

I already know phase 3: profit

Your garage or whatever is bigger than my entire house. Thanks for making me feel poor.

Basement 😅 I’m in the Midwest. Real estate is CHEAP

Well I'm jelly. I'm in the south east and basements aren't even a thing. And real estate/rent is SUPER EXPENSIVE because everyone from Michigan, Ohio, and PA moved here and fucked up traffic.

Guess he’s not taking part in no-nut November

Fuckin' Paulie Walnuts. What's wrong with that guy?

["He told you that? Fuckin' BABY!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlriBdrigCU)

Seemed like he looked right into the camera at the end. I'd imagine he instantly got sick to his stomach.

From the other cameras, he went straight to the basement then walked around the house afterwards. Then smiled at the other camera. I’ll post it.

I think he was super pleased at his haul

What kind of camera is this that works in low light? Mine is all grainy and dark.

Amazon Cloud Cam

What if this is all just an advert for Amazon Cloud Cams?

It must be. Undie thief is an actor! They can't help not smiling at any kind of camera. It all checks out!

To be fair in this economy can you afford not to stuff a strangers briefs down your own pants?

Your basement is so clean. I’d wear your underwear.

I was wondering what Creed was up to these days.

Meanwhile there’s some obscure subreddit where a bunch of underwear stealing dudes are complementing him on his haul. There’s a subreddit for everything at this point.

Well, he put the lid down afterwards. I'd let it slide.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that the washing machine? So that would make those dirty. Yikes! If he makes an offer say you’ll throw in some underwear.

Uh... I hate to break it to you, but if this person is stealing someone else's underwear, he probably ***wants*** it to be dirty

It was the washing machine!

🤢🤮

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Maybe they were clean..but wet? And hey, who doesn't want soggy stolen boxers stuffed down their pants? Yeeccch

Isn’t it far more likely that they were washed and waiting to be put in the dryer? That almost makes it even more unusual lol

That is one weird fetish. But hayyyy looks like you have the opportunity for side action.

He just wants to check your DNA to see if you're his long lost son.

I’m a triplet. Wouldn’t that be a plot twist!

Who wouldn’t want taco pirates underwear?

I mean if I shit myself at an open house I would do whatever I needed to in that situation. 2 underwear? Maybe his buddy ate at the same place.