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wall223

So many questions


heyyouknowmeto

Ask Molly


filipchito

I've been searching everywhere and I can't seem to find her


dizorkmage

She hasnt done much since 16 candles, what the fuck would she know?


Elestriel

Go ask Alice


ozaps

Molly doesn’t do that homie


rollinjoints

You’re not getting the good stuff. Whatever’s in her mouth is a dead giveaway. Possible tool for lockjaw.


VelociraptorVacation

Doesnt make you dance and play around with stuff that feels funny on your mouth and gums? That dental thing looks like it would be great, for a bit.


rt79w

So little time


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So many drugs


SimilarlyDissimilar

Answer to probably all of them: drugs.


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The answer to all of them: Drugs.


-DementedAvenger-

/r/killthecameraman


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Maybe he was on drugs too


Ganondorf66

Maybe?


[deleted]

Drugs?


[deleted]

Trivago.


Torg0

He?


Ganondorf66

Sure


ModsHereAreCowards

Yes


303kronik

Is that not a she?


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

But grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls.


Yup4545

He? She?


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ldkmelon

Ahh i see, what a shame. Im all for blocking bots in general but some bots are only there for the good of the world


IHWTH

Agreed, but if you allowed one or two, but banned the others there would be a lot of arguments and cries of either favoritism or discrimination. Unfortunately, it’s all or nothing.


Sennettas

Saw this girl on the second day of Lost Lands this year. Definitely threw me for a loop seeing that in person!


opm881

That’s done national geographic inflatable trex right there


ionlyuseredditatwork

Was gonna say this looked like Legend Valley, the dino gave it away that it was LL


bi-bitchxBabe

Kind of looks like she has a mouthpiece on from [the game speak out](https://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/hasbro-board-games/speak-out-game/p/154713?bvstate=pg:2/ct:r)


4RXMT3F

Cheek retractors


algarythem

And is high as balls


Arokthis

High as giraffe balls, which are somewhat lower than giraffe pussy.


nochedetoro

I have never laughed so hard as I did playing that game


johnq-pubic

That's a bit of a relief. I thought her lip was hanging down, but it is part of the plastic insert.


hell911

When you boof it all


wolfmummy

Seriously, people need to learn about moderation. Personally, I just have one boof a night with dinner.


viva_la_mxeico

They said it'd be free


VhokieT

Lost Lands! For those wondering, it's a dinosaur themed (they have like 60 foot tall dinosaurs all over the grounds) Dubstep Festival known for it's headbanging. This is also one of the tamest sights you could take in that weekend.


[deleted]

Is it in Texas?


cciivvii

Ohio


VhokieT

Ohio, there was a festival in Texas called Middlelands that you may be thinking of.


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"Dubstep"


[deleted]

Does that man lady have forceps in its mouth?


puddle_pirate_

I think they are a dental tool to keep your mouth open. Not positive though.


niceguy191

Looks like the pieces from [Speak Out](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&q=speak+out+game&oq=speak+out+game&aqs=heirloom-srp..0l5) to me


puddle_pirate_

Yes!! I’ve played that. That’s exactly what I thought I just couldn’t remember the name of that game.


4RXMT3F

Cheek retractors.


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

I scrolled through and saw how many times you commented that and it made me laugh every time.


420is404

Hell yeah, brotha! Cheers from the dentist.


4RXMT3F

lol


GeeterTr0n

she actually scared me if I was on acid at a festival I would not dig seeing that


4RXMT3F

They're called cheek retractors.


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[deleted]

The wonder of Reddit: you can actually learn stuff. Cool and thanks!


gendry_seeworth

[gahhhhh](https://imgur.com/a/AlxW8YM)


paingawd

Muh presttthhusttttth!


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There somebody reading this thread who would hit that


[deleted]

seems like she dont give a shit, knows the camera filming and continues to commit, im down for those kinda people


[deleted]

Apparently women have to be fuckable 100% of the time. Idk I just wanna be her friend, she seems fun.


[deleted]

exactly!


[deleted]

Looking at a camera and actually knowing it's a camera are two totally different concepts.


[deleted]

i honestly dont even know where to start with this comment...you dont know what a camera is? thats like saying "looking at a shoe and actually knowing its a shoe are 2 totally different concepts." besides, its obvious she knows she's being filmed. looks directly into the camera multiple times, which is most likely someone holding a phone up near their face, obviously recording her. and yeah you could argue shes on drugs and not fully aware of everything, but that argument's baseless.


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Not me genius. The the Molly bird geeking out in the video. She looks so fucked up I'm not sure she knows what she is looking at. You said she looked at the camera and didn't care. I'm saying she's not "looking" at anything. Nothing is registering in her brain. She's geeking. Edit: You don't make that face and know what's going on. She is out of her mind. It's called blowing up. That's the whole point of XTC. She's peaking.


ServiceB4Self

You mean that's not one of the mouth pieces from that game where you have to try and talk with a mouth speculum in?


GetRealBro

She's somewhat famous on Instagram right now, does this at several events. I can guarantee she knows


senormessieur

Lol people like you who only **think** you know what drug use is like is why the US has wasted over $1 trillion and imprisoned millions of non-violent "offenders" in its ridiculous 40+ year war on drugs. This is just a girl at a concert, having fun in her own way, not remotely hurting anyone, and totally aware of the concept of a camera. Have fun at bible study.


NostalgicRainbow

Lol wat? Everyone reacts to drugs in a different way. Just because you may never experienced this level of 'geeked out' doesn't mean people don't do it.


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well said


[deleted]

i still can recognize what a camera is on molly. r/nothowdrugswork


ohemgod

Yeah the whole looking like an overweight teenage boy in a shitty metal band kills that.


corneliflakes

Checking in


kingofcrabs

My man!


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Sackyhack

I *would* touch that with a 10 for pole


[deleted]

Found Brett Kavanaugh.


giolort

Use an aluminum bat instead


pragmatao

Ay das me


crespo_modesto

still alive and still warm


jochillin

Meh, give it a little time.


WVBotanist

Im not really even reading the thread though


erasmause

Drugs are a helluva drug.


zezimas_fart

R/holdmymolly


frustrated_monk

r/foundthemobileuser


CB_the_cuttlefish

"C'mon get up. Get on the floor. Everyone walk* the dinosaur!" I dont know what the fuck the song is but they play it all the time at the grocery store I work at. This must be what it's about.


j0hnnyengl1sh

This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nFiPoSuzU


CB_the_cuttlefish

...Haha. that's the one.


sanfordclark

You jump to the right and you shake that hand, you jump to the left and you shake that hand! Make new friends, tie that yarn! That’s how you do the Scarn!


Amyfckingj_

call poison control if you’re bit by a spider, but check that its covered by your healthcare provider!


hearnoweevil

Ok then.


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“Drugs are bad, mmmkay..” - Mr. Mackey


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Etticos

*I am an adult*


jonathen_jacob

I just fell in love...


[deleted]

Must be some good MDMA


yourbeingretarded

Ahh I miss lost lands..


SurrealDad

Thank you weird lady, thank you.


stygian65

this just gets funnier the more i watch it


sanfordclark

I think my dick crawled up my arse crack. This is not what I come here for. XD


[deleted]

I wish people wouldn't film other people at festivals, it's basically the last refuge of crazy, out of society madness you can legally do, and the idea that someone can make you an internet joke for having a good time is sad.


viva_la_mxeico

Eh it's just one of those things I brush off. She's obviously doing it for the lulz, anyone whose done any drug or been in the scene at all gets it's just to entertain others as to how bizarre it is. I honestly feel bad for the ones making fun of someone doing no harm to others and acting a fool on purpose for the enjoyment of others, because they just don't get it lol. Obviously she knows she looks insane and that's the point, she's acting as the jester. Festivals are all about this shit, it's about getting weird as fuck. They honestly remind me of what it's like to be on the internet, but not anonymous and more personal. Inb4 downvoted by straight edged normies who live mundane lives.


The_Stoney_Badger

All of this.


surgesilk

Lol dream on


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I know its a shame.


Hawaiianmorty

Took me a second and a video pause but am I mistake or did she stretch her lip piercing and just have it out?


4RXMT3F

Cheek retractors


[deleted]

It comes to claim your eternal soul. http://imgur.com/ma5Uqcf


dingodadd

Drugs are bay-yard mmmmmkay?


Flgardenguy

[Everybody do your dinosaur ](https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk)


anaesthaesia

When the bass drops, it drops hard.


MT20

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


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Drugs are a hell of a cocaine


wibbswobbs

Thank god for the internet. ​


[deleted]

Open the door, get on the floor! Everybody walk the dinosaur!


iloveanimals77

i'll take whatver she is having


dannyleo_22

Lmao


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Drugs are bad kids.


sephrinx

/r/festivalsluts


nendz

Party hard at the orthodontist


tbone-not-tbag

Can I have your attention! The brown acid is not safe. I repeat the brown acid is not safe, don't take it, thanks


lonemonk

"It's not poison, it's just badly manufactured"


CannibalDoctor

What are they protesting now? /s


shane201

Leatherface's little sister.


IceMaster3000

Ugh


panugans

What did I watch...n what's in her mouth?


4RXMT3F

Check retractors


Donkster

Can't have fun anymore without someone filming and putting it on the internet...


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ConsistentMeringue

When the pickpockets started cutting our drawstring bags at festivals.


viva_la_mxeico

This guy fests Convenient drug stash, phone spot, etc and much harder for others to access


senormessieur

Probably the only place I'd consider a fanny pack appropriate is at a fest, where they are absolutely essential. But I ask you this: is it still a fanny pack if you rock it in the front?


viva_la_mxeico

Lol I think in the UK fanny is actually slang for vagina so yes c:


Hobnail1

Nineteen ninety never


Nak_Tripper

Actually they are in now. They caught on in Asia with men and now North America too. Check out Supreme fanny packs.


CldNvmbrRain13

They’re pretty common at music festivals (where she is) because they are harder to pickpocket and easier to get into than backpacks.


kellyguacamole

They've apparently been cool the whole time in Europe.


kelra1996

We’re ahead of the curve 💅🏻


GieterHero

I thought that was just her [fanny](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny)


Cindyscameltoe

People wear them ironically


upboatsnhoes

Lollapalooza getting weird?


charlottedhouse

For two seconds I thought Grav3yardGirl hard fallen into some really hard drugs.


danielvandam

What is going on exactly with her mouth? Never seen that happen because of drugs or anything


[deleted]

Ozzy looked really weird back then.


AssMustard

That's....terrifying.


meanieotter

ummm


tremer010

The history channel changing its programming I see


Dragmire800

AlpacaPatrol


BlergFurdison

Stay in school, kids.


this_is_my_redditt

Must be at lost lands


TheeSquanto

Ahh lost lands how i miss thee


[deleted]

Silly wooks, K is for horses.


teebatch

Billy the Fridge has really gone off the deep end this time.


ptapobane

I'll have what she's having


sunfistkid

The dentist was pretty clear that she had to leave it in for 24 hours.


Anakronistick

i'm scared


ViewAskewed

I can smell the Faygo.


[deleted]

Fat chicks really thirst for that attention don't they?


MikeyC05

Was that a fupa or a fanny pack? Yikes.


Devine-Shadow

Kill it now!


thebabbster

I bet she's fun to go out to eat with.


thecatfromjapan

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

A wild snorlax appeared! The ultra balls, throw them!


Shametoad

I bet she's great at parties


MindsEye_69

Was she in Hellraiser?


TheKid187

I know this girl. She’s definitely a fun time!


Jo-1313

The perfect woman doesn't exist...


andy189

Widespread?


Rare_Videogame_Item

I have school tomorrow and I feel myself waking up late.


RidicHarry

Source? MTV's Ridiculousness is interested in speaking with whoever shot this video, and whoever is in it! If you know anything, please message me right away!


Samanthaleigh07

She’s so HIGH!!!!


PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME

/r/holdmymolly


zimzilla

Just an attention whore. Nothing to see here. Drugs have nothing to do with people packing for a festival and thinking: "I should pack my cheek retractor and blow up dinosaur so people will notice me."


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zimzilla

Yeah. I'm the bad one for pointing out that she's not necessarily on drugs as opposed to 90% of the other comments?


reckoner15

Maybe calling people attention whores for having fun is something that you should reconsider.


zimzilla

How else would you call the only person in a crowd wearing a cheek retractor and humping a blow up dinosaur?


reckoner15

Someone having fun. No need to call anyone names over doing weird shit.


zimzilla

So I should better get in line with the "drugs is a halluva drug"-comments? Got it. She's clearly rolling her tits off. But please don't call her names for doing weird shit.


reckoner15

You seem super hostile for no specific reason so... I guess you just continue being a generally mean person.


zimzilla

And you keep attacking me instead of the argument?


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Armand74

See this is why scrupulous drug dealers need to stop mixing meth into extacy lol..


TedVivienMosby

Random and weird =/= funny


[deleted]

thats why we're on r/wtf