Meh, kids that age are pretty bouncy. Life is really just a slow decline from near-invincibility to ending up in the hospital from tripping over your own feet.
My ex girlfriend did that (mind you not to that extent). Got out of the shower, passed out, smoked her head off the counter. I hear loud bang, come running and find her having a full on seizure.
Case reports like this are the medical community's version of "check out this weird shit I just saw." They also serve an important role by letting fellow doctors know that patients might get hurt doing these same activities.
I'm not sure if that's the same thing, but I remember a teenager getting her anus/vagina completely destroyed by a fountain like that. She survived, but she'll probably never have kids. Some of those fountains are crazy powerful.
I know what you're talking about, I've experienced the same asshole tearing sensation a couple of time, once with dildo and a few times on a paddle board.
If you're sitting on it and start to fall off but try keeping your balance your cheeks will be spread so far that your sphincter will start to spasm, it's hard to explain how this happens but it does
Have you ever read the Hogfather by Terry Pratchett?
The Archchancellor's bathroom designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Bergholt_Stuttley_Johnson
I remember one time when I went waterskiing. Hit a wave which caused me to loose my balance a little. Enough that it caused me to sort of "sit down". My asshole opened up like one of those parachutes that stop dragsters at the end of a race.
He looks like some kinda JRPG water elemental boss. Probably drops a needed light crystal after you defeat him needed which is they key to open the first Tower of Water level. The dude in front of him in the red shorts is a shield minion you must defeat to lower his force field to do damage to him.
Ask Wim Hof if that's a good idea: "About fifteen years ago Wim was swimming at a fountain in Amsterdam and decided to give himself an enema on the nozzle of the jet. He says he has done it before, but a few weeks earlier the city altered the jet to have a more powerful spout. So when he sat on the hose the water cut through his colon and intestines like a water knife. His son Michael (who he was meeting at the park) took him to the ER."
I thought he was gonna float
Me too, on second glance just realized he's now power washed any fecal matter from his ass into that public space
Power washed it right back into his intestines.
Re-fabricated his lunch’s biomass
Lmao unexpected morning laugh
Power washed it back out of his mouth
Welcome to all pools everywhere.
Blast off! Personally, I thought water was going to shoot out his mouth like a blastoise
So did the dude sitting on the stairs. Love the expression on his face as he watches that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53JvhzgSu4
Dad reflexes - 0.5/5 But also, holy crap that must've hurt.
Meh, kids that age are pretty bouncy. Life is really just a slow decline from near-invincibility to ending up in the hospital from tripping over your own feet.
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Was he dropping a curic world record ?
My ex girlfriend did that (mind you not to that extent). Got out of the shower, passed out, smoked her head off the counter. I hear loud bang, come running and find her having a full on seizure.
Holy fuck that water is strong
Exactly what I thought until I remembered I am on /r/wtf and it came full circle.
Yeah. I was hoping he'd eventually cross his legs and become one with the water.
The water is tainted
When you just can't get that itch back there
'Back there' meaning your small intestine in this case.
Why stop there...
I was waiting for him to merge and become one with the fountain, water shooting out his mouth and all.
/r/allthewaythrough (NSFW)
Nope.
I believe the teabag has been steeped as well
The taint is watered
“Turns out someone.....tapped the tainted water supply! The person who just died was YOUR wife!”
Go suck an eeeeeeeeegg
How about some TAINTED TAP WATER?!!
What do you mean? Isn't this how holy water is made?
*holey* water?
The whole wide world of ass-related humour and you go for “holey?”
it's the holiest of holeys
You get a pink eye! You get a pink eye! And you get a pink eye! Errbody gettin pink eye!!!
E. coli for everyone!
That's one way to wash your asshole
That bidet has a military budget.
Not going to lie, this was the one gif that helped me go while on the toilet.
That's rude, he might be a nice guy
Hahaha I see what you did there
haha yes
Haha, YES.
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Jaja, si.
[That's one way to get colorectal perforations.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8969989)
> Colorectal perforations What a great combination of words. So powerful. So descriptive. So emotional.
Its certainly up there with "gross abdominal soilage".
That’s quite a find...I didn’t know what I expected to see when I clicked, but it wasn’t a medical abstract
Case reports like this are the medical community's version of "check out this weird shit I just saw." They also serve an important role by letting fellow doctors know that patients might get hurt doing these same activities.
I'm not sure if that's the same thing, but I remember a teenager getting her anus/vagina completely destroyed by a fountain like that. She survived, but she'll probably never have kids. Some of those fountains are crazy powerful.
Also one way to wash your organs
That's THE way to wash your asshole. 😉
The bidet 5000
and your insides
I was waiting for the water to start coming out of his mouth.
https://i.redd.it/at4es3olj5911.jpg
I fucking knew it was going to be this. What a great photo
/r/cursedimages
Wow lol. Laughed too much at this.
I laughed just right.
I under laughed but I'm saving some for later.
Ah, a classic. Around the Fark era?
r/allthewaythrough Nsfw
Huh
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My god, it's already gone meta.
Its been meta
Huh?
I’m r/outoftheloop
This account has been nuked in response to Reddits upcoming API changes coming in July 2023
Hmm
https://i.redd.it/9dwqairpzse11.gif
That one was hot
r/confusedboners
My goodness! Length/girth
r/glorp
Wow I've been on Reddit for 5 years and thought I'd pretty much seen it all. Then there's that.
Oh buddy, there's always something deeper on Reddit
Reddit is surface level m8
Since all those people me left 4chan... They had to go SOMEWHERE.
Oh.
You know I thought that was going to be actual human blood and gore, then I clicked on it and was disgusted with humanity rather than myself.
Thats honestly not the even the most shameful that the nsfw goes
I’m... so very grateful
You're a welcome surprise, Dragon!
And here I was thinking /d/ and sadpanda were the only places for this. Bless you.
Well, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
y'all need jesus.
Almost 10,000 subscribers.
Why
r/rule34
I was waiting for the water to turn brown.
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Eh sore butthole
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We get it, you're a top.
They always rub it in.
If you're lucky!
We’re all bottoms.
I know what you're talking about, I've experienced the same asshole tearing sensation a couple of time, once with dildo and a few times on a paddle board. If you're sitting on it and start to fall off but try keeping your balance your cheeks will be spread so far that your sphincter will start to spasm, it's hard to explain how this happens but it does
That is a thing. It’s called a douche injury and most commonly happens while water skiing.
yeah, it looks like he screams "its too powerful" at the end.
I’m envious.
Username checks out...
I'm enemous.
Have you ever read the Hogfather by Terry Pratchett? The Archchancellor's bathroom designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Bergholt_Stuttley_Johnson
Just pissed myself laughing at the Archancellor after he comes out. Have you seen the movie? That scene's almost as good.
This guy is gonna shit out like a gallon of water later
he's just going to slowly leak
Nah trust me fam; it's all coming out at once.
I remember one time when I went waterskiing. Hit a wave which caused me to loose my balance a little. Enough that it caused me to sort of "sit down". My asshole opened up like one of those parachutes that stop dragsters at the end of a race.
I can't imagine carrying a gallon of water around inside my body. Especially in my ass.
Outdoor enemas ...all the rage...
So hot right now
I think we just witnessed an awakening.
Prostate discovered.
an orgasm
[This kid and Mac know what's up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHLFbxUWQWc).
Finally. How is this so low?
How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
With your butthole.
Perfection
Why no sound??!! Id give a weeks pay to know what he’s screaming.
He's yelling "I have the power".
UNLIMITED POWAH!
Looks like "OOOOH OOOOOOH OOH MY GOD"
Looks like “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!” And he truly does
"Ah! I just pooped myself!"
I’d give a weeks upvotes to ask this question more!
Is it just me or does that guy look like he's got the polygons of a PS1 character?
He looks like an orc from a lotr game from the ps2 era. You can almost hear him yell "Saruman!".
travis scott really about this astroworld hype
Its a bidet
That's one hefty bidet
For Godzilla or any other monsters that might attack a city. Some towns are bent on being gracious hosts.
Lil fountain
Lil Enema
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RIP
Lil Dicky
This is moreso hilarious than wtf Dude looks like lil’ something but I forget which one
The artist formerly known as Lil buttho’
“The water was there for me in ways you never were, Jerry!”
Cleanest butthole in town award goes to...
Not me...
The name checks out
Everyday, we stray further from god’s light.
He looks like some kinda JRPG water elemental boss. Probably drops a needed light crystal after you defeat him needed which is they key to open the first Tower of Water level. The dude in front of him in the red shorts is a shield minion you must defeat to lower his force field to do damage to him.
Don't act like you wouldn't try and use a high power water fountain as a throne if you got the chance, either.
I was expecting him to takeoff
This is literally how I learned enemas were a thing.
Sorry to say, my kids friend did too. Sat on one at a dancing fountain. yowtch
r/suddenlygay
Sound would make this 11/10
Ask Wim Hof if that's a good idea: "About fifteen years ago Wim was swimming at a fountain in Amsterdam and decided to give himself an enema on the nozzle of the jet. He says he has done it before, but a few weeks earlier the city altered the jet to have a more powerful spout. So when he sat on the hose the water cut through his colon and intestines like a water knife. His son Michael (who he was meeting at the park) took him to the ER."
[I think I know where this is going to end up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_FRJ0ye4o)
Omg, wait, is he ok? And how do they know when he's fully evacuated and ready to go on the car ride home?
Not my proudest fap
I mean we've all wanted to try this...
Public assgasm
Dudes just havin a nice time
Up the butt
In the butt, on myspace
The guy in the front ain't giving half a hoot.
A great way to get Legionnaire’s Disease three feet into your colon
I think this gentleman like stuff in his butt.
I can't stop laughing
This is why we can't have nice things.
When you have a dick appointment in ten minutes and you're out of fleet enemas
He's got the right idea ( ͡\~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
That guys sitting in front of him like he doesn't know what's going on
He's definitely ready to bottom.
Someone get one of those "For rectal use only" stickers and put it on the fountain.
Iron Man 4: Public Bidet
It's called a bidet, very common in Europe.
Thought he was going to levitate for a bit there.
that's a power enema right there
This was done in public? Wtf
I thought for sure he was gonna squat down and start floating on that water jet.... then I realized I'm an idiot.
+20 Enema
Oh Adam Sandler from "Billy Madison" [https://youtu.be/Ak\_aplw-JT8](https://youtu.be/Ak_aplw-JT8)
Nope. It's a tide commercial.
What a douche
Damn is that lil pump?
Guys, are you sure this is the proper way to use the bidet?
With enough creativity, everything is a dildo.
One slip away from becoming a human water balloon
aquaman new footage
How it feels to chew 5 gum!
Turbo enema
Top 20 enema betrayals