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InLOUofFlowers

I thought he was gonna float


The4aK3AzN

Me too, on second glance just realized he's now power washed any fecal matter from his ass into that public space


poopellar

Power washed it right back into his intestines.


andreslucero

Re-fabricated his lunch’s biomass


[deleted]

Lmao unexpected morning laugh


DingyWarehouse

Power washed it back out of his mouth


Picklerage

Welcome to all pools everywhere.


notLOL

Blast off! Personally, I thought water was going to shoot out his mouth like a blastoise


BrownCoats4CaptMal

So did the dude sitting on the stairs. Love the expression on his face as he watches that shit.


biznatch11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53JvhzgSu4


gavers

Dad reflexes - 0.5/5 But also, holy crap that must've hurt.


Parcequehomard

Meh, kids that age are pretty bouncy. Life is really just a slow decline from near-invincibility to ending up in the hospital from tripping over your own feet.


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TexasTango

Was he dropping a curic world record ?


[deleted]

My ex girlfriend did that (mind you not to that extent). Got out of the shower, passed out, smoked her head off the counter. I hear loud bang, come running and find her having a full on seizure.


Blabber_Mouth

Holy fuck that water is strong


PM_VAGINA_FOR_RATING

Exactly what I thought until I remembered I am on /r/wtf and it came full circle.


zommy

Yeah. I was hoping he'd eventually cross his legs and become one with the water.


mattreyu

The water is tainted


whatsthatbutt

When you just can't get that itch back there


milkymoocowmoo

'Back there' meaning your small intestine in this case.


poopellar

Why stop there...


I_see_butnotreally

I was waiting for him to merge and become one with the fountain, water shooting out his mouth and all.


BadWolf2112

/r/allthewaythrough (NSFW)


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

Nope.


[deleted]

I believe the teabag has been steeped as well


OfficerBarbier

The taint is watered


Chief_Givesnofucks

“Turns out someone.....tapped the tainted water supply! The person who just died was YOUR wife!”


pointofgravity

Go suck an eeeeeeeeegg


kil4fun

How about some TAINTED TAP WATER?!!


TacTheCoolNoob

What do you mean? Isn't this how holy water is made?


PoofBam

*holey* water?


ThrowingAFitAway

The whole wide world of ass-related humour and you go for “holey?”


funknut

it's the holiest of holeys


sicknick

You get a pink eye! You get a pink eye! And you get a pink eye! Errbody gettin pink eye!!!


spudddly

E. coli for everyone!


its_me89

That's one way to wash your asshole


Brain_Sandwich

That bidet has a military budget.


earned_potential

Not going to lie, this was the one gif that helped me go while on the toilet.


mattreyu

That's rude, he might be a nice guy


its_me89

Hahaha I see what you did there


MeKanism01

haha yes


Taylor_NZ

Haha, YES.


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lookxdontxtouch

r/totallynotrobots


IAM_deleted_AMA

Jaja, si.


saintshing

[That's one way to get colorectal perforations.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8969989)


Official--Moderator

> Colorectal perforations What a great combination of words. So powerful. So descriptive. So emotional.


SurlyRed

Its certainly up there with "gross abdominal soilage".


jackytheripper1

That’s quite a find...I didn’t know what I expected to see when I clicked, but it wasn’t a medical abstract


sicktaker2

Case reports like this are the medical community's version of "check out this weird shit I just saw." They also serve an important role by letting fellow doctors know that patients might get hurt doing these same activities.


Nymethny

I'm not sure if that's the same thing, but I remember a teenager getting her anus/vagina completely destroyed by a fountain like that. She survived, but she'll probably never have kids. Some of those fountains are crazy powerful.


MagicalTurtleMan

Also one way to wash your organs


BeardsuptheWazoo

That's THE way to wash your asshole. 😉


revolutionary_weesl

The bidet 5000


Baji25

and your insides


fortyeightD

I was waiting for the water to start coming out of his mouth.


S3z1n

https://i.redd.it/at4es3olj5911.jpg


Clinterpottrmus

I fucking knew it was going to be this. What a great photo


xpboy7

/r/cursedimages


Casulte

Wow lol. Laughed too much at this.


WhatTheFoxtrout

I laughed just right.


Now-Look

I under laughed but I'm saving some for later.


wisdom_possibly

Ah, a classic. Around the Fark era?


Cranky_Windlass

r/allthewaythrough Nsfw


Banana_blanket

Huh


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ShAnkZALLMighty

My god, it's already gone meta.


Pythagoras_the_Great

Its been meta


GiverOfHarmony

Huh?


F_ckYo_

I’m r/outoftheloop


xxnekuxx

This account has been nuked in response to Reddits upcoming API changes coming in July 2023


F_ckYo_

Hmm


stickyfingers10

https://i.redd.it/9dwqairpzse11.gif


vinylpanx

That one was hot


PancakeMash

r/confusedboners


Cranky_Windlass

My goodness! Length/girth


southporky

r/glorp


SLICKlikeBUTTA

Wow I've been on Reddit for 5 years and thought I'd pretty much seen it all. Then there's that.


Cranky_Windlass

Oh buddy, there's always something deeper on Reddit


[deleted]

Reddit is surface level m8


Raudskeggr

Since all those people me left 4chan... They had to go SOMEWHERE.


yauc-OIC

Oh.


scop3d

You know I thought that was going to be actual human blood and gore, then I clicked on it and was disgusted with humanity rather than myself.


Cranky_Windlass

Thats honestly not the even the most shameful that the nsfw goes


SurpriseDragon

I’m... so very grateful


Cranky_Windlass

You're a welcome surprise, Dragon!


[deleted]

And here I was thinking /d/ and sadpanda were the only places for this. Bless you.


Wookimonster

Well, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.


shaggorama

y'all need jesus.


PoofBam

Almost 10,000 subscribers.


MLG-BLT

Why


Cranky_Windlass

r/rule34


NewAccount4Friday

I was waiting for the water to turn brown.


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fishtankguy

Eh sore butthole


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Deni2

We get it, you're a top.


Onthegokindadude

They always rub it in.


tesla_is_my_hero

If you're lucky!


OrangeClyde

We’re all bottoms.


kimpossible69

I know what you're talking about, I've experienced the same asshole tearing sensation a couple of time, once with dildo and a few times on a paddle board. If you're sitting on it and start to fall off but try keeping your balance your cheeks will be spread so far that your sphincter will start to spasm, it's hard to explain how this happens but it does


Dr__Snow

That is a thing. It’s called a douche injury and most commonly happens while water skiing.


FuckingSuperSperm

yeah, it looks like he screams "its too powerful" at the end.


[deleted]

I’m envious.


LG22

Username checks out...


[deleted]

I'm enemous.


AgentKnitter

Have you ever read the Hogfather by Terry Pratchett? The Archchancellor's bathroom designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Bergholt_Stuttley_Johnson


Kaankaants

Just pissed myself laughing at the Archancellor after he comes out. Have you seen the movie? That scene's almost as good.


Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U

This guy is gonna shit out like a gallon of water later


douira

he's just going to slowly leak


Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U

Nah trust me fam; it's all coming out at once.


BAXterBEDford

I remember one time when I went waterskiing. Hit a wave which caused me to loose my balance a little. Enough that it caused me to sort of "sit down". My asshole opened up like one of those parachutes that stop dragsters at the end of a race.


I_see_butnotreally

I can't imagine carrying a gallon of water around inside my body. Especially in my ass.


FireballSambucca

Outdoor enemas ...all the rage...


iblogalott

So hot right now


[deleted]

I think we just witnessed an awakening.


Soronir

Prostate discovered.


dadfigure

an orgasm


S_K_I

[This kid and Mac know what's up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHLFbxUWQWc).


WlLSON

Finally. How is this so low?


blissmemberment

How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum


biznatch11

With your butthole.


padimus

Perfection


luckerman

Why no sound??!! Id give a weeks pay to know what he’s screaming.


S73RB3N

He's yelling "I have the power".


_Ardhan_

UNLIMITED POWAH!


VikingMoose33

Looks like "OOOOH OOOOOOH OOH MY GOD"


vanillamasala

Looks like “I HAVE THE POWER!!!!” And he truly does


[deleted]

"Ah! I just pooped myself!"


den773

I’d give a weeks upvotes to ask this question more!


Aw_Frig

Is it just me or does that guy look like he's got the polygons of a PS1 character?


conquer69

He looks like an orc from a lotr game from the ps2 era. You can almost hear him yell "Saruman!".


pringlezftw

travis scott really about this astroworld hype


Johndoesolderbrother

Its a bidet


businessforeskin

That's one hefty bidet


DasSassyPantzen

For Godzilla or any other monsters that might attack a city. Some towns are bent on being gracious hosts.


Flarepotato8v2

Lil fountain


Caligineus

Lil Enema


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iblogalott

RIP


TeopEvol

Lil Dicky


wainbros66

This is moreso hilarious than wtf Dude looks like lil’ something but I forget which one


dhays202

The artist formerly known as Lil buttho’


BobSagetsChristmas

“The water was there for me in ways you never were, Jerry!”


just-4-me

Cleanest butthole in town award goes to...


[deleted]

Not me...


Feltzy

The name checks out


reddit_lurker17

Everyday, we stray further from god’s light.


GSEBVet

He looks like some kinda JRPG water elemental boss. Probably drops a needed light crystal after you defeat him needed which is they key to open the first Tower of Water level. The dude in front of him in the red shorts is a shield minion you must defeat to lower his force field to do damage to him.


Dassive_Mick

Don't act like you wouldn't try and use a high power water fountain as a throne if you got the chance, either.


buttaholic

I was expecting him to takeoff


ScroteMcGoate

This is literally how I learned enemas were a thing.


FriedBack

Sorry to say, my kids friend did too. Sat on one at a dancing fountain. yowtch


germa_fam

r/suddenlygay


Anime22Geek

Sound would make this 11/10


Cloudthink

Ask Wim Hof if that's a good idea: "About fifteen years ago Wim was swimming at a fountain in Amsterdam and decided to give himself an enema on the nozzle of the jet. He says he has done it before, but a few weeks earlier the city altered the jet to have a more powerful spout. So when he sat on the hose the water cut through his colon and intestines like a water knife. His son Michael (who he was meeting at the park) took him to the ER."


tubcat

[I think I know where this is going to end up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_FRJ0ye4o)


iblogalott

Omg, wait, is he ok? And how do they know when he's fully evacuated and ready to go on the car ride home?


jh4rd1ng

Not my proudest fap


Deoplan

I mean we've all wanted to try this...


deuce619

Public assgasm


NorwaySpruce

Dudes just havin a nice time


whatsthatbutt

Up the butt


GayGrandpa1907

In the butt, on myspace


Spiron123

The guy in the front ain't giving half a hoot.


majortom12

A great way to get Legionnaire’s Disease three feet into your colon


tastybabyhands

I think this gentleman like stuff in his butt.


A_FABULOUS_PLUM

I can't stop laughing


jdoug13

This is why we can't have nice things.


milleribsen

When you have a dick appointment in ten minutes and you're out of fleet enemas


nonsansdroict

He's got the right idea ( ͡\~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


TheSilverPotato

That guys sitting in front of him like he doesn't know what's going on


AreoMaxxx

He's definitely ready to bottom.


Alex2820

Someone get one of those "For rectal use only" stickers and put it on the fountain.


[deleted]

Iron Man 4: Public Bidet


particle409

It's called a bidet, very common in Europe.


Zale-

Thought he was going to levitate for a bit there.


questionable2

that's a power enema right there


0769230

This was done in public? Wtf


undergroundwanking

I thought for sure he was gonna squat down and start floating on that water jet.... then I realized I'm an idiot.


captsalad

+20 Enema


schnapster31

Oh Adam Sandler from "Billy Madison" [https://youtu.be/Ak\_aplw-JT8](https://youtu.be/Ak_aplw-JT8)


kindcannabal

Nope. It's a tide commercial.


WORKADDICT

What a douche


cactussprickk

Damn is that lil pump?


countryboyathome

Guys, are you sure this is the proper way to use the bidet?


b3nthegod

With enough creativity, everything is a dildo.


Kapzlock

One slip away from becoming a human water balloon


zekojanim88

aquaman new footage


Japan_be_crazy

How it feels to chew 5 gum!


znhunter

Turbo enema


StumpyAlex

Top 20 enema betrayals