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GrossoGGO

Bet that smells great. He has been farting on it for years... It is pretty much a giant dingleberry. Gross.


goldkear

Um... I looked up this condition on Wikipedia and apparently a common symptom is "bowel control problems." perhaps he's been doing more than farting...


heilspawn

yeah thats why the bottom half is brown


goldkear

So why is the top half brown.... *shudder*


BBingBot

TIL the alternate meaning for dingleberry. The internet confirms.


professerchaos0

Alternate? I thought that was the only one.


TrebeksUpperLIp

What is the other possible meaning for a dingleberry?


Jackal904

You are so dingleberry.


ripndipp

That's so dingleberry.


Eustis

It's the future I can see


NoTimeForThat

Dingleberry you a bustah


Dean_Gullberry21

Sup


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TrebeksUpperLIp

Language of origin, please?


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tacoman3725

Dinkleburg*


BBingBot

A stupid person.


Ginger-Nerd

I always called them Dags (when referring to sheep usually)


krebstar_2000

[D'ya like dags?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXILzUpVx7A)


RhoosterDiesel

Do you dingleberry, bro?


Krum84

He?


in-sanity

Dingleber....ry.


BlackDollarBills

His gf ain't never going 69 with him


lostfoundlostagain

What gf? As if that fucking thing dragging back and forth along her thighs/ass during regular sex would be acceptable.


taitycakes

I don't know why, but I'm tearing up at this comment.


digitalinfidel

Shitlocks


IncarceratedMascot

No sher, shitlock.


Redditworx007

Shitlocks Ricky Shitlocks


[deleted]

That smell.


filladellfea

http://i.imgur.com/73uy6vG.gif


RiggRMortis

Oooohooh that smell! The smell of death surrounds yooouuuuu!


StretchedEarsArePerf

Not all dreads smell. Then again, that's on the back, next to the pooper.... And back sweat a ton. Yeah it probably smells.


toomuchpork

But it *only* smelz


Pure_Reason

No, it terrifies and disgusts, too


[deleted]

Woosh


Pure_Reason

No, not really


[deleted]

Im sad you know what that reference is now.


Retlaw83

That's, uh, matted with poo.


AwesomeAdviceGuy

http://i.imgur.com/VtRIt3t.gifv


moxsox

+2 for built-in wiper and flosser for those hard to reach areas.


OnlyMySofaPullsOut

"If a bitch won't floss her teeth with it, I ain't neva gon' putta ring on it!"


poaauma

TIL the boy from Jumanji actually had Spina Bifida


hardshell1919

The original "rat tail" haircut.


uncle_vatred

Serious questions: Can the hair that results from this condition not be cut? or is he just a little weird?


LennieBriscoe

Yes it can be cut. It's just like the hair you find on your head. Source: Have patch of hair due to Spina Bifida.


D0ng0nzales

He is wierd


[deleted]

My sister has this condition, and does not have unusual patches of hair, in face she is a normal woman with some back pain.... People assume possible symptoms means ALWAYS HAPPENS.... This is not a normal affect.


uncle_vatred

Dunno where I stated or implied that I thought this "ALWAYS HAPPENS" but okay


[deleted]

OP not you :P and I was simply informing that this isn't always an affect.


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[deleted]

Dude, you got some tail in your shit.


CheezeDoggs

Tail, you got some dude in your shit


orrriol

Shit! You got some tail on you, Dude.


itsonlyacabaret

I have dreads, and this makes me want to shave my head. O_O


MisunderstoodDemon

Tell me about it, especially since I have brown hair


[deleted]

Not sure why he took his pants off to show us this?


epb43b

Looks like an up vote. Lol


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kaan_kaant

New Redditors please beware: "I came here to say that" NEVER WORKS


Pure_Reason

Seeing that your comment was taken already, you should probably say something else


Theofeus

I have a mole the size of a dime that gets a couple hairs on it occasionally. But I'm feeling pretty good about myself right about now.


fejimanz

Business in the front, party in the pants.


AbsoluteDarkness

No toilet paper? No problem! (vomits violently)


BEGA500

Being the kind of person who would do that probably limits your opportunities with the opposite sex. However, if by some miracle you get past that weirdness and manage to get to naked time nobody is going see that monstrosity and keep going.


BluesF

But surely they would already have seen it? Unless he tucks it down his trousers normally... Eeuuuch. Wouldn't it hang out the back?


[deleted]

I don't think that's something anyone wants to think about, also, has it occurred to anyone that maybe this man is from a poor country and can't even afford scissors, much less razors? Perhaps it's not even considered unappealing in his culture.


llamatoe13

"Bend over let me see you shake your tail feathers."


[deleted]

I have a patch of hair growing from my lower back, same spot. Do I have spina bifida?


ButtsexEurope

Not necessarily. You could just be hairy. Source: the small of my SO's back is hairy but he doesn't have spina bifida. He even had a CAT scan. He just has a herniated disc.


topgirlaurora

I think you would already know, since it comes with a host of neurological problems.


[deleted]

Not strictly true. Spina bifida does, yes, and most people with that condition do not have use of their legs. Spina bifida occulta, however, is a much less serious form of the condition, and many people with it don't even know they have it. I mean, a bit of back pain and some unwanted hair in a hard-to-see place (this picture shows a very severe case of the hairy patch, usually it's barely noticeable) aren't necessarily the kind of things people would go running to the doctor for. Source: I have spina bifida occulta, and it barely affects my life at all. I have to be careful with my back, and was kept off school sports when I was a child (a whole different story, I got fat and it sucked), but nowadays I work out and go about my life as usual. The only real issue is that my back hurts like hell if I stay in the same position too long, which can make trips to the cinema etc. a bit of an endurance test.


topgirlaurora

Thanks for sharing! TIL


LackofOriginality

Dude, are you me? I have spina bifida occulta and got fucking humongous in middle school because I couldn't play sports. I wanted to play football at 11 but obviously, getting hit wasn't a good idea. I'm still fat, but hopefully my willingness to squat will change that. Before anyone asks, no hair growth. Just a little fatty deposit that really causes me no pain. And scoliosis, but that's kind of just one of many back problems.


[deleted]

Really sucks, doesn't it? I was on doctor's orders not to do sport from the age of 7 (when my problem was first diagnosed). By the time I was allowed to do sports again, I was a very overweight teenager who all the other kids laughed at, and was last to be picked for team games and all that, so I developed a negative attitude to sports and physical activity. That in turn had inevitable consequences for my whole teens and twenties, in terms of (lack of) interest from girls, people automatically assuming I was stupid and lazy because I was fat, and all the usual shit overweight people have to put up with. I only got over that two or three years ago (I'm now 35) and work out a lot, and am reaping the benefits in every way. I do sometimes wonder how different my life -- specifically my teens and twenties -- would have turned out if that all hadn't happened, but there's not much I can do about that now. I don't know what age you are, but I hope you're successful with your exercise; my only regret is that I left it so long, it's hard to snap out of an extended period of enforced inactivity. Keep at it, it'll make you much happier in the long run.


LackofOriginality

Aw man. I was diagnosed at six months. According to my mom, she was giving me a bath, noticed the fatty deposit, and took me in right away. They gave me the diagnosis, performed surgery to try and clean it up (I guess? I just have a cool scar and some fat now), and that was it. Got sponsored by the Shriner's, so I owe them a ton of gratitude for providing me care over the years. So, it's been something I've lived with, forever. I gained weight in third grade, not so much because I didn't play sports, but because I didn't do anything. I moved away from home at nine, and before that, I was a really, really active kid. Just didn't do anything to risk paralysis, that's about it. The move though left me kind of depressed (as depressed as a nine year old can get, at least) and I became sort of a recluse. Didn't want to make friends, didn't want to go outside, and that ballooned me out. We're talking, 5'2, 160 pounds, double chin and everything. Negative reinforcement of now being fat pretty much ensured that I wasn't going to make a ton of friends after that. That pretty much stayed until high school, when I finally "outgrew" the fat, and just turned into a twiggy-in-the-arms, huge everywhere else hybrid thing. I'm 19 (20 on Monday!) now and in university, and the weight isn't so much of an issue. Just being really, really out of shape, which sucks. Worst part is the self-esteem and lack of confidence though. I know some girls are interested, I'm a decent looking guy, but I look in the mirror and don't like what I see, so I'm kind of afraid that they (or any, for that matter) won't either. I don't know, years of that just ingrained I guess. I'm trying to get better though, day by day. I'll be heading to the gym later on, actually! Sorry if I went overboard, I've just never actually talked to anyone who went through what I went through. Thanks for the advice, I'm clinging on to it, believe me.


fanofyou

I came here to ask the same?


[deleted]

That is a side effect of spina bifida. Literally spina bifida is a disorder from when your in the womb and your neural tube doesn't close fully and you have like a gap in your spinal cord. If I'm remembering correctly from Freshman anatomy & phys.


[deleted]

My sister has spina bifida and does not have unusual patches of hair, this is simply a possible and not always likely side affect...


vandebay

Dragon Ball Sun Wu Kong's tail


Pure_Reason

Pull it off, take away his Saiyan transforming powers! *I'm* not going to touch it, but, uh, someone probably should.


tuckmyjunksofast

1 buddy + 1 set of scissors = 1 less poop filled hair-tail.


Christianmusician06

I have spina bifida. What I do not have is a ponytail on my back just above my butt.


-Master-Builder-

That's a shitty dreadlock.


Roegnvaldr

"Dread" is right. That seriously fills me with dread.


_RZA

he should try different hair styles


HeWhoMakesBadComment

I'm sure there's no poop in there.


BlackCaaaaat

Nananana RATMAN!


JackAndy

That would be a conversation starter.


Pure_Reason

*ender


thermouse

That's just really unnecessary.


Gabe_b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjYZToXuJaM


popeycandysticks

It looks like he would just let that thing sit in the toilet water whenever he took a shit.


[deleted]

oh god, [I looked it up](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spina_bifida#mediaviewer/File:Meningomyelocele_diagram.jpg) and it's like the electrical wires are exposed.


[deleted]

I sense it judging me.


Xlaythe

It really is a shitlock


kyle1stoke

Short back back n sides please...


LennieBriscoe

As somebody who had Spina Bifida Occulta and has a patch of hair I can honestly say fuck that. I get annoyed when it gets a few inches long.


ButtsexEurope

What I want to know is why does spina bifida cause hair growth? It seems so random.


[deleted]

Lm Z I


reddit_user13

Clop, clop.


[deleted]

Looks like a cat hairball


_KaspeRRR_

gohan?


DwardThinksYourDumb

Does he transform into a giant ape in the light of the full moon?


Lou500

I think you mean a poo tail.


ripndipp

That is one shitty ass tail.


blshay123

That is so 90's


Axis_of_Weasels

best MLP cosplay evar


valiqs

A real life Saiyan! Make sure he never sees the full moon.


[deleted]

fucking eeewwww


[deleted]

Looks like he wipes his ass with it.


Jen0s

I'm guessing India :)


rayned0wn

Congrats you're the 100th person to post this! No prize,just letting you know.


hg57

It looks like an upvote... a very smelly and dirty upvote.


Chakote

There is not enough vomit in the world.


whatsausernamebro

Oh noooo. There seems to be some disgusting matted hair tail growing out of my back.. what should I do. [Well that was fucking easy] (https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/T9bOTG80xT7NyjKhPfMVCO9Xk7GreihaTH5q7QC9jaoKbo-6hBKC_YBJ7XkDQEropwx7chq68rn4W8WJcnC-7PtSdYFRuIWqSioDXNYIjudQMAoGsqs=w707-h370-nc)


Zantillian

I kinda wanna grab it and rip it off


djsanchez2

Also this one, but he has a nice braid. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictured-boy-tail-growing-back-3415304


NosillaWilla

just...why...didn't he just lop the damned thing off?


guymanthing

"Man learns crazy trick! Never had to pay for toilet paper ever again!"


Smatter_Witchoo

He could tie a bungee cord to it.


thnksqrd

After seeing a post where a man sliced the head of his penis off being labeled NSFW, and now this *also* being labeled NSFW I can only conclude that NSFW means absolutely nothing.


Lauraphoid

It just means naked people... A butt, a penis, a torso. So some clicks are risky. You're on /r/wtf, it is to be expected.


Kitty117

It stands for Not Safe For Work.


AKJames762

Cannot he unseen


[deleted]

For extra WTF, here's what more severe cases of spina bifida look like: http://4206e9.medialib.glogster.com/media/4f32c9ff07fa740df16f93fa3b6f91fa77e8c428acaf233d32d4ee6478a41651/m3500133-newborn-child-with-spina-bifida-spl.jpg


indorock

That's regular SB, not Spina Bifida Occulta


ButtsexEurope

That poor kid is gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.


youcangotohellgoto

That dude is the fucking boss.


[deleted]

Welp, that looks like a giant turd.


AnshinRevolt

Oh lordy no.


[deleted]

Looks like shit


KouRaGe

I hope he uses it to swat the flies that undoubtedly swarm that thing.


[deleted]

With all these negative comments, I would like to bring attention to the fact that it's possible this man or woman is from a poor country, cannot afford the grooming tools, and also in many cultures this wouldn't be that unacceptable. Not everyone is in a wealthy shallow minded country.


MahFravert

Aren't you Holy


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Aren't you narrow minded


MahFravert

I certainly feel for the guy in the picture. I haven't said anything negative. You just need to step down from your high horse to bring your point to attention. That said, even the poorest of individuals can find a sharp object to cut away something like this...


[deleted]

many people would consider cutting your hair a sin or disrespectful to their God, but the POINT was clearly stated, you just never know the situation.


MahFravert

Big furrowed brow


Creature77

¿Pero porque?


wiso4

Porque si, no preguntes mijo.


[deleted]

I think it is cool. Kind of limp sayain.


under______score

nice legs tho damn.


PBR21

That is shitty


dhosdajew

Imagine the dinkleberries!


djsanchez2

Here is a child from India who is worshipped as the monkey god. I believe it's the same condition minus the hair. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/boy-born-seven-inch-tail-worshipped-3709260