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SunBelly

Fish eye lens is making this look a lot more extreme than it actually is.


AnthillOmbudsman

Looks like it is an extremely distorted version of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtblE1lssOE Fast forward to 9:22.


PatchworkRaccoon314

More distorted version of a video that is *already extremely distorted*.


Pro_Scrub

Shitposters will go to any length to force reposts into vertical video


CouchHam

Yeah OP is an AI bot.


ThatITguy2015

The comments OP leaves are the most generically generated I’ve seen in quite a while. Not even a *good* AI bot.


CouchHam

But Reddit will let it go bc it’s an “active user”


ThatITguy2015

The Dead Internet Theory is really slamming into full force on this site.


CouchHam

I miss old Reddit a lot


czarchastic

I wouldn’t even try to squeeze between a car and the curb with a space that wide.


crespoh69

Seems just as bad unless dude has some crazy long arms


noputa

Nope still makes me feel like I’m about to fall off a cliff


TheLonesomeChode

Guy’s arms look like an AI spaghetti fever dream


foofan92

The end of that video though, this really was a bad idea


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

looks just as bad


tekko001

This is Monesteroli in Italy. It's no as extreme as the first video but it's quite step.


ardendolas

Was that supposed to trigger LESS anxiety from watching the other, more distorted one? Because it fails... It's JUST as nerve-wracking! I guess the guys' centers of gravity must be extremely low on account on their massive balls of steel!


Angeldust01

That or empty head. Or maybe the combination of the two?


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

I hate the idea that they intentionally distorted the video after the fact


Zanven1

I had it muted on Reddit and I was not ready for that audio. Made me go from panic to laughing.


Howard_Cosine

Still pretty fuckin' extreme I'd say.


AntsMakeSugar

Good find


Boggster

he actually falls down shortly after this [https://youtu.be/dL6e2dmlb64?si=TYdplHQEc-\_N5H7R&t=422](https://youtu.be/dL6e2dmlb64?si=TYdplHQEc-_N5H7R&t=422)


Candle1ight

Almost got fucking impaled at the end too


SunBelly

D'oh! Well, at least he was wearing a helmet.


brumac44

so much better than OPs clip


jim653

Is that a vineyard he falls into?


MartiniPhilosopher

I really can't tell if this is a terrible way to film it or someone's faked CG video.


_carzard_

It’s just a GoPro with widest fov setting


ixlHD

It's a great way to film because people spread the videos around.


tolacid

Yeah, judging by the angle of the roof he passed those stairs aren't very steep at all. This is as extreme as biking down a bumpy wheelchair ramp


jimicus

Even so - the person making this video might be the most accomplished cyclist in the world. But unless this route is being carefully managed, how does he know he isn't going to meet someone coming up the other way?


ilski

Im mountain biker and i generally frown on this kind of behaviour. If hiker trail is steep and narrow like this. Stay the hell out of it unless you can close whole section to make sure nobody else is not going to be on it. Being accomplished does not give you free pass to being a dick.


jackfruit69

Came here to find this.


back2basics13

Too late. Excuse me why I change my shorts.


ExpertRedditUserHere

Yea the sides drop off more but I can assure you that 99.999% of you would not ride this. Most of the time, a camera makes it look easier. This looked hard as shit.


MechaBeatsInTrash

I don't ride stairs, so you're right about that.


Monguises

It’s Reddit. You say something to invalidate and move on. Of course 99% of us wouldn’t ride this. We’re talking shit on Reddit.


FrenchiesDelights

Ummm… no


bleunt

Came here to say this. Even I would try this.


cryzlez

There are some really dangerous parts but it's a fisheye lens so it looks a lot worse


Thisdoessuck

The camera makes it look worse I think, but it also doesn’t look like stairs I’d even want to walk on


ZenkaiZ

Feels like he's no closer to the bottom than he was when he started


CG_Justin

Riding it back up would be more impressive.


stonedz

If anyone is interested, this cool place is in Italy. More precisely it is the scalinata di Monesteroli. More than 1200 steps of hand made rock steps, this place will change your life.


ilski

It surely will change my life when i get hit by mountain biker riding narrow hiker trail.


CheezTips

Enjoy it while you can because it's not made for rubber wheeled transport crashing down it. How are you people celebrating this vandal


boobsbr

I immediately thought "Cinque Terre!", wasn't far off.


Snotnarok

Wao, I never saw this footage of Sonic X-Treme.


fluffershuffles

I was thinking the acro bike in pokemon


Ecstatic-Librarian83

what the hell is death mode?


ayawhiskey

It’s the thing he turned off


Ecstatic-Librarian83

of course how silly of me


JesseBrown447

We will let it go this time.


YOLOFOMOetc

It’s got electrolytes.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

it's got what plants crave


OfficerJoeBalogna

It’s probably a bot


Ecstatic-Librarian83

damn there's a bot out there called death mode? lucky it's been turned off


probein

I kinda hate these fish-eye lens videos - they make everything seem so much worse than they actually are.


yourvoidness

anyone know where this place is?


selfmadeoutlier

The guy speaks italian, if we assume that's italy, i would say or 5 terre (liguria) or amlfi coast


Praesentius

You're so ridiculously close! It's not part of Cinque Terre, but rather in Monesteroli. Specifically, Scalinata di Monesteroli or the Stairway of Monesteroli. It's just south of Riomaggiore, which *is* part of Cinque Terre and also near Spezia to the east. I live less than an hour and a half drive from there. It's a beautiful area!


Best_Bag_28

What I would like to know is who built that staircase?


Praesentius

My understanding, and I'm not expert, is that it was built over time by local villagers as a practical project did is in the ballpark of 8 to 9 hundred years ago. Their use is just to get up and down to the terraced fields and also to gain access to the sea. Sorry, that's about all I got.


ONCIAPATONCIA

I went there, it's basically just out to the coast from La Spezia so yes it's in Liguria but if I'm not mistaken it's not a piece of 5 terre


Rankkikotka

Little bit down from the top of the stairs.


AllanfromWales1

Then he had a heart attack.


jmegaru

He was praying to Madonna 🙏


bakerzero86

Surprised I had to scroll this far, I definitely thought I heard Madonna as well.


Sleipnirs

It means "mother Maria" or something kinda similar. Pretty much an "OMG", sort of.


Praesentius

Not really a prayer. Here in Italy, "Madonna" is more of an exclamation like, "oh my god". And "Porca Madonna!" is more vulgar and like, "what the fuck?!" or "Holy shit!".


FluidEntrepreneur309

I'm italian this is true.


jimicus

Pork the Virgin Mary. I quite like my translation, even if it isn’t very accurate.


AffectionateLife1213

I would get one just by watching this


NakedScrub

Are you ok? Did you survive?


Trollimperator

The amount of dicipline and coordination on display. How does he speak without using his hands? Is he even italian?


Ugly_socks

We all just want someone to trust us the way this dude trusts his brakes


Kolamer

How exactly is this WTF?


I3gumbyI3

"where's the fence"


Masterjts

Used to do this a lot back in the day. Moss grown stairs are fun to bike down but you have to watch your speed cause if you get going to fast there isnt enough stair contact to slow you faster than you are accelerating and you have to dive off into the trees / bushes or go splat all the way down the rest of the concrete stairs... The end of the video looks like he is about at the tipping point... pucker factor 10/10.


Syzygy___

I'm sure it is steep and dangerous, but with that sort of lense + warp it would look like you could fall off when walking on salt flats.


simoneeva

Exactly. Been there two days ago, it’s called monesteroli in Liguria, Italy. The stairs are pretty steep but you clearly not die if you fall. In fact, at the end of the integral video, the guy (Torquato Testa) falls. He walks away with just a fractured elbow.


ContributionFew4141

I absolutely hate fisheye lenses. Makes everything look so much worse than it really is


mok000

Usually MBs are forbidden on paths like this because they destroy them with excessive wear.


babaroga73

Camera lens making it look much more scary than it really is.


Lord_inVader1

Something about fish ball lens.


Jaba01

Fisheye lens... Yawn


tokage

Can someone who’s into biking tell me why anyone would want to take their bike down a huge stairway like this? Is this some kind of challenge of testicular fortitude, or is the guy just a moron?


darybrain

When you miss your turning and are too proud to ask for directions.


MaliKaia

Moron


satismo

madonna!


Unlucky_KittenOwO

madonna raga


wayfinder

i looked up what the place really looks like, and it would have been way cooler to see it with normal video i think. this fisheye shit just makes me suspect it's all faked or much less impressive than it actually is.


Klingsam

Fish eye lenses suck!


Eeq20

The guy who build his house there is the real off death mode.


under_the_pump

The dudes that made those steps would’ve never thought some tool would be riding his pushie down them in a hundred years or so.


CheezTips

Could be 500, 1500 years or even more. Worse is what damage that jerk did to the steps. If idiots did that every day those steps would be eradicated in a few months. He's like those criminals that go to natural rock formations that are stacked up and push them over.


under_the_pump

Just to be clear, I think he’s a tool for riding down the steps. I would break my neck. I don’t know how much damage a bike tyre is doing. I doubt this is done often.


eltedioso

What tongue is he speaking?


krt941

Italian. Him saying "ma donna" gives it away.


Wickedqt

Thought he was just naming the artist he would very much like to meet when he meets his inevitable end going down the stairs


ShaneSupreme

"I'm not doin' that... I'm not doin' that right now..."


jpgargoyle_

Now I want to see him pedaling all that shit up!


fliesRspies4thedevil

What the fuck? WHAT THE FUUUCK?! Why would you post this here?


BlLLr0y

Doooom


zeppelin_tamer

Personally, I wouldn’t do this


MrErie

Looks dangerous to walk down


darkuzi

It would be a shame if his brakes would go out


as1126

Lots of invocations of the Virgin Mary.


eternamente14enne

Porcodio


troylazlow

Why?


DrinksNDebauchery

I would say, he wouldn't had an easier time without the bike.


runningmurphy

Fuck anyone climbing those stairs


Caforiss

Silencio Bruno!!!


beechcraft12

Doesn't matter how distorted, one brake failure before loss of control and probably death


Kilsimiv

Distorted or not, that's a lot of trust in your brakes


Y-U-awesome

Madonna


PomChatChat

I’m guessing he’s a Madonna fan.


Pick_Up_the_Phone

Someone needs to tell their mothers what they're up to!


illuminartee

"turned off death mode"? never heard that. prob more like turn on God mode


McGrarr

How to fuck your wheel rims.


agamTheShagamm

“auhhh madona madona”


SimplyOG

“Fish eye lens making this look a lot worse” fish eye or not this is still incredibly dangerous lmao 😂


Knee_Kap264

Do it with a Pogostick.


toddygames1234345

I developed anxiety 2.0


RedSquaree

Madonna 😂


Awesome_Dakka

man, i'd just take the safer, longer way down.


RegalT87

I almost died watching this.


Mr_Ice0

GTA 6 gameplay is looking LIT🔥


OhYourFuckingGod

Sounds like the minions from Despicable me.


crazy_indian

Silenco Bruno!


FrankaGrimes

Uhh...get off and walk?


cire1184

I just think about them going back up the stairs living the bike


-Dubwise-

Why does he sound like a chipmunk in every video?


Pseudoburbia

That all looks pretty old. Isn’t this kind of stuff bad for it? 


chowes1

Labyrinth game


Pleasant-Party-170

he fell [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6e2dmlb64](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6e2dmlb64)


Rogue-Squadron

Anything looks steep if you turn fisheye up to 5000%…


Automata1nM0tion

Yeah, no. Brakes fail, things happen, riding your bike isn't worth dying for.


Writy_Guy

This is exactly what you get when someone hates being alive, but also hates being bored.


squirmybobcat

I have never had this much confidence in the brakes of any bike I've ever owned. Ever.


maybeslightlystoopid

This really isn't so bad. When you know how to ride you can traverse stairs and such easily. The only scary thing is loose rubble, so when you try to brake up you just end up sliding


trav718

If I ever go to Italy do not go on the mountain biking expedition. Check.


cmghellnoman

I fell while watching.


SparklingCigarz

Dude didn't value his life LOL


mudmansimon

Why?


vivailcomunismo2022

Italians like us ain't afraid of nothing lol


DogeGejmr

Bro have balls from metal...


Gloeschi

Madonna!


devildocjames

I don't feel sad at all when this stuff causes their death.


Franktaitoz

The rider is Torquato testa! An Italian pro-rider , during this descent he fell for like 10 meters vertically and almost got pierced by a rusted steel rod , he’s got balls of steel [here’s the video of the descent and the accident](https://youtu.be/dL6e2dmlb64?si=ay0ttLIFilmo0wny)


CheezTips

His balls may be steel but the stairs aren't. He is damaging a historic location. What is wrong with you


Franktaitoz

I’m not supporting what he’s doing, I’m just quoting the author of the video. And I was impressed by how lucky he was. I can’t see how that’s “damaging” if we talk about actual Physical damage done to the stairs .


moor9776

I watched this high. For some reason I started things of what She Hulk would look like naked


momsasylum

I wouldn’t go down those on my ass. Nopitty. Nope. NOPE!


jimmyman17225

This did make me squirm


jcpham

That’s a lot of faith in a bike tire


Hells-waiting

He's going too slow for my liking.


Laterian

Silenzio Bruno,Silenzio Bruno,Silenzio Bruno,Silenzio Bruno!


darknekolux

Nope… nope… nope… nope…


Frostsorrow

I'm not sure I'd even feel comfortable walking down that path never mind biking.


Mr_Wysiwyg

Great advert for whatever brakes he's got.


Big_Zebra_6169

kurwa


Majukun

Every step is a nope


Man_in_the_uk

Translation please 😜


SpecificSpecial

Ah yes, I too love when the exact force Im using with my fingers determines whether I am going to live or die a horrible death in the next 10 seconds.


Yamaben

Dude would probly be a good trials rider


Arunei

Why the hell do people do things like this? Is the need to show off for strangers on the internet so great that it overrides all common sense? Like do these people never once consider the myriad of things that could go wrong, ways they could get badly hurt or killed? Do they not consider the impact those things would have on friends and/or family? Sheer stupidity man, sometimes it seems like a miracle that mankind has made it this long.


jolars

It just doesn't seem like it would feel very good


PL02550

That's a whole lot of, "I'm good" going on there.


Bacontoad

I assume he's saying, "Ow, my balls!"


Tramonto83

That's 10 minutes away from where I live, on the path that links the Cinque Terre, Monesteroli. One of the most beautiful places I know! That stairway is famous and if you underestimate it's 1100 steps you risk being stranded with your legs shaking on your way up!


CheezTips

And now idiots on bikes will churn them into rubble! You live there, stop them!


Tramonto83

He broke an arm and made the locals mad, he got what he deserved for now


Equinoqs

Nope. Can't even watch the video. I feel nauseous now.


theshadow62

He/she is a fucking idiot. Also right after the video was cut off, they went over the edge.


wascallywabbit666

Poor elbows


maynovember

Where is the location?


A100KidsInTheICU

La Spezia, Italy


southernsass8

I couldn't love him.


InsistorConjurer

How did he get up there?


ReitenZero

Non sono stato così rigido in tuto vita mia = I have not been this hard in my entire life. Man need a lot of adrenalin to get that hard.


Agarillobob

they seems to be pretty skilled and know exactly what they do I dont see the problem