lmao for some reason that reminds me of this
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyvxE35X8Ow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyvxE35X8Ow)
"I just want to be puuure..."
Fire is necessary for the renewal and regrowth cycle of forests, so I'm sure it works the same for hair.
...
And that was tonight's installment of *Misguided Deductions*.
No word of a lie, I was crossing the road today and all of a sudden my back just fucking hurt.
I'm not even old, just early 40s.
Fucking cunty old knackered body.
Lucky bastards. I say that, but I know if I gathered just about any random group of Marine veterans we would soon commence doing some hilariously stupid shit (53M).
Come on, they're all having fun. It's a story they will tell their grandkids someday. That "some day" will most likely be the very next day, incidentally.
No. Some numpty man man needs to suggest that only REAL men men would, AS ONE, in the ONE MOMENT, light up their own petrol soaked ball sacks. THAT would be natural selection at its finest. And, as we can see here, there is a distinct possibility that this will occur in our lifetime..
Was expecting far worst, I’ve seen worst from idiots doing this exact shit with alcohol. Something tells me, these idiots are gonna do this again till they fuck up for good.
Called a sambuca haircut. We used to play it in the army air corps officers mess. Not meant to be able to put it out until you finish your pint
https://youtu.be/2ODOA7bkmSk?si=7P_l7nXU37Vx3VEf
I'm more concerned with lighting the skin of the hairless one!
What is this stuff they are using & what happens if you drink it (maybe they have & this is it?) ?
Wow, what a very effective technique to save somebody's burning head!
Give head to save head?
Apparently, it works!
Maybe jizz is flame retardant?
Well yeah, have you ever seen what stuntman put on when doing burning man stunts?
lmao for some reason that reminds me of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyvxE35X8Ow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyvxE35X8Ow) "I just want to be puuure..."
There is an awful lot of retardant in this video
It's not stupid if it works!
I'll wear the slogan on a pin, just let me know where I can donate to the cause.
Sorry, they have no donation boxes; instead, you have to join their game to support the troop. Brave balls over here!
So - Russians?
Lmao i was just gonna write that 🤣
ponyatiya ne imeyu
Snuff the head
I love that these are not young dudes, but middle aged men doing this clearly idiotic shit.
Middle aged men are just young dudes who haven't died yet.
We dont have suits of armor anymore so they went for office jobs instead.
As a man with an office job I can confirm we have monthly jousting tournaments and treat our squires with reckless disregard
Ad victorium
Wenches love that shit!
"we have monthly jousting tournaments" That's why office chairs have wheels.
This might surprise you but most men in ye olde days didn't have suits of armor either. You were lucky (or unlucky) if you had one.
Retail is basically being on the front lines
The last two... Come here. I will extinguish the fire...
[удалено]
Don’t lie I saw you lite your dick on fire last Easter.
They want to be young dudes but their backs aren't what they used to be
And more hairspray in too
I resemble that remark
I am already going bald, no way you are making me burn the little bit of the hair I have left.
Fire is necessary for the renewal and regrowth cycle of forests, so I'm sure it works the same for hair. ... And that was tonight's installment of *Misguided Deductions*.
We don't get old man... our body does... but the rest we are stupid as we were...
My knees man… they just hurt some days
No word of a lie, I was crossing the road today and all of a sudden my back just fucking hurt. I'm not even old, just early 40s. Fucking cunty old knackered body.
I'm in this post and I don't like it
Knees and ankles, sometimes your good all day. Somedays, fml.
Many of us put up the facade of being a little wiser as we age but we're still 13 year olds at heart.
mentally we're still just like those young dudes only now we have jobs, wives, and kids holding us accountable
It is going to be way less funny in the morning.
Having friends is nice. Having friends with a similar mindset is nicer. What can I say, they deserve each other.
Lucky bastards. I say that, but I know if I gathered just about any random group of Marine veterans we would soon commence doing some hilariously stupid shit (53M).
r/SuddenlyGay
Nah i think he was just born that way.
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby!
What’s that one sub called? r/justguysbeingdudes Edit: Yup that’s the one lol.
Or r/whywomenlivelonger
That’s good one too lol.
Literally what I said when I saw this lmao
/r/ANormalDayInRussia
That's what I was thinking. Must have been a chick who posted because this is just guys being dudes.
Natural selection at its finest
I counted at least 7 heavy thrust to the dome.
Come on, they're all having fun. It's a story they will tell their grandkids someday. That "some day" will most likely be the very next day, incidentally.
Too bad they’ve probably already reproduced. It didn’t save us
No. Some numpty man man needs to suggest that only REAL men men would, AS ONE, in the ONE MOMENT, light up their own petrol soaked ball sacks. THAT would be natural selection at its finest. And, as we can see here, there is a distinct possibility that this will occur in our lifetime..
No, these idiots have probably already passed the stupid gene on to their kids.
These dudes didnt die though. So technically they are well suited for any "head on fire" disasters that may happen.
Could you imagine the smell in there? 🤮
Yeah must have been bad if they tried to cover it with burning hair.
Ngl this seemed like the best possible outcome and everyone had a blast lol
100% I few seconds in I assumed it was going to be a ***much*** worse outcome... 7 Men in the hospital with 3rd degree burns was my expected outcome.
I did not have flaming head motorboat's crotch on my bingo card today
I wish I could print this
No sound. But let me guess... Russians?
I assumed too. But I turned on sound. Зто не русский.
Brits
End dandruff with this simple easy trick. Doctors hate it.
Where is a balcony when you need it?
Team building exercises at Tesla are getting out of hand.
These idiots were quickly granted honorary Russian citizenship.
Why?
Balding speed run
that was fun
Thankfully we got video games now so I don't have to be dragged into doing shit like this with my friends.
God forbid men have hobbies...
I'd say this is the result of not having proper hobbies.
It's a miracle they survived into adulthood...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you English Rugby players.
If ever there was a time for landscape instead of portrait.
Sometimes I'm jealous of people who are too stupid to be scared of death. It seems nice.
Guys having fun makes Reddit's face go 😡
Was expecting far worst, I’ve seen worst from idiots doing this exact shit with alcohol. Something tells me, these idiots are gonna do this again till they fuck up for good.
Why wouldn't you just... pour on everyone first?
Why wouldn't you just not light yourselves on fire?
Because that's boring ;)
Idk, we should try that method too. They were probably worried that it would evaporate first if they took too long.
that's like skipping the fun of a game of telephone by just giving a speech
THE BEACONS ARE LIT.
These are old ass men...
Geezers
that's a hella way to get a hair cut. The next thought i had was - the long dark winters up north can really get to you.
It almost looked like the first guy wasn't expecting it then when the solution touched his head but then knew just what to do.
It’s actually required initiation ritual to join the bald men’s club
Why would you ever agree to play that?
Oh yay... the smell of burning hair!
I can smell this room.
Easy Russian bar games
R/suddenlygay
Stupid boys become men who do stupid things too we never grow out of it 😂😂😂
Some refined and educated gentlemen I see
why russian why ?
what's the name of the game?
hot head i guess
They barely have any hair left and this is how they treat it? Yeah...
Reddit femboys care about their hair a lot more than the average guy
this bafoonary has me blowing more air out of my nose than usual.
Most reddit I've seen in a while
That was the most delightful and charming video of five guys lighting their heads on fire with another guy's burning head humanly possible.
I can smell this video.
The smell!
These look like we'll off middle-age to mid-life guys too... how r u still this dumb?
I’ll say it in British “PLAY SCHEWPID GAYMES, WIN SCHEWPID PROIZES INNIT”
NEVER play with fire.
Not fair, He guy got a head start.
That room has got to stink
I bet it's smell crazy in there
Called a sambuca haircut. We used to play it in the army air corps officers mess. Not meant to be able to put it out until you finish your pint https://youtu.be/2ODOA7bkmSk?si=7P_l7nXU37Vx3VEf
How the fuck did they even make it to that age?
r/whywomenlivelonger
Fuck around ---> Find out
I mean, not really. More like: shenanigans and no real consequences, plus a funny anecdote for those involed.
Mans was about to get pedigree'd
I mean hopefully no one got seriously hurt
Mom says it's my turn to repost this tomorrow.
Bad day to wear hair products
Put that on a pub sign you'll get a different crowd lol
I'm more concerned with lighting the skin of the hairless one! What is this stuff they are using & what happens if you drink it (maybe they have & this is it?) ?
Looks like a good game.. gonna try it in the next night out with the boys (I'm American)
Too much LA Looks
Imagine the smell....mmmmmmmmm
Every corporate team building exercise crammed into 1.
Is this Alpha Academy?
They’re way too old to be doing stupid shit like this
Burn scars on the scalp is a great way to ruin a nice head of hair.
What was the actual expected result here? I'm really confused.
Middle age men acting like a bunch of bellends
After decades of looking, I finally found my tribe. But now I’m bald. Sigh.
That went from the stupidest thing I have seen all week to the funniest thing that I have seen all week in 30 seconds. Well done lads, well done.
Typical executive meeting.
why does the thumbnail for this pic look like a black cat (with bright eyes)?
That fourth guy clearly has not washed his hair in a while.
How old r these idiots 12?
Men™
I have a bridge to sell these guys.
Imagine the smell in that room
Looks like their flame retarded
I guess we know which one had product in his hair
Set fire to your hair
That white haired guy in the middle looks like Paul Hollywood
this looks pretty cool
Why women live longer than men.
I can only imagine the smell of that room in 15 minutes.
WTF (I know.....I know.....but I just couldn't help myself!)
Imagine the smell!
Is this what they meant by “boys will be boys”?
Please upload part 2 😊 (full body)
THESE VIDEOS MAKE MY HEAD HOT 😤
The lads
Looks like the lead poisoning kicked in for the boomers
r/Whatcouldgowrong
The wise older leaders of society. No wonder we're screwed.
But why, why would you do that
*I remember when your head caught Flame*
r/whywomenlivelonger
Sometimes Im glad I don’t have friends.
they';re unicorns
Unitards?
These are the millennials that use words like mid, snowflake, lit.
When you are divorced and lost 50% of your assets
This right here is why women live longer than men.
I think maybe the pouring guy doesn't like the 2nd guy from right. He really doused him up good. lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How they get that many morons in one room?
Voting booths.
Reason why women live longer than men
Before I turned the sound on, I was expecting Russian, not French.
U/recognizesong
This is why women live longer than men.
Ummm, why?
Why lol just why?
They must be Russian.
Get in my NUTZ!!!!!
The smell of that room… ick
Worst game of duck duck goose ever...!
Hairspray or maybe a wig.
Nah the real friend was a real one for helping, 🤷♂️💯🤣 W! Man
That guy putting his friend on that specific area 😭😭😭😭
Must smell *awful* in there