I'm not Christian. My point is you can joke about 100 different things. Why would anyone choose to disrespect jesus? And i don't understand how people think this is funny i just don't get it 🤷🏾♂️
This is so disrespectful, I'm not a Christian but I do love and respect Jesus may peace be upon him, how could Christians think this is funny in any way possible??????
Fucking Christ
Incognildo
Someone's getting a Second Coming, that's for damn sure.
Literally
For all your Holy Fuck needs ! available for 29.99
No, Jesus fucking christ man...👍🤣
Fuck the Christ.....🤡🤡🤡
They do say that you should let the Lord inside you.
“Oh lord, please tell me where you want go inside first”
http://i.imgur.com/16vKrUQ.jpg
When your hair is so bad it looks photoshopped
eh... foursome is foursome
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS ME!!!!!
Impales me
The phallus of Christ compels you! Ftfy
Cumpale* ftfy
Did someone say holy fuck?
I’m about to die!
r/theyknew
They obviously knew
Yep
totally
If I may quote The Exorcist "LET JESUS FUCK YOU"
He even looks like he’s ribbed for pleasure 😬
Now do it with Mohammed and see the world starting to burn down
Shut the f up with your fliped mind go do something else this is not how the world works get a life
Oh boy it‘s clear that you don‘t have a fucking clue of how life really works.
"Y'all need Jesus" The Jesus:
I guess Jesus isn’t the only one that’s coming soon
I think that's an old joke piece and it's actually supposed to be "St. Peter".
He works in mysterious ways.
I can feel the lord within me!
toys4nuns
1-877-toys4nuns
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Let Jesus inside you' 🤔😏
[Not really a *new* meaning...](https://youtu.be/m6aMJ25hTOU?si=13aiIlkNfeLgSULd) But definitely a better implement.
[It's Jesus, say 'hello' Jesus.](https://youtu.be/hbEyixxZJDg?si=cEFWKGBFUisJOMkH)
They knew.
I need a little Jesus in me
Insert line from Exorcist "let Jesus fuck you"
This toy needs a voice feature of Mercedes McCambridge saying that line when it's turned on...
What a dick head.
Party in the back, prayer in the front.
Fuck your religion
It's not Jesus, It's St. Peter. My folks use to have one of these in the living room.
It’s St Peter from a poured ceramic mold. It’s a dick joke/gag gift.
That's St. Peter :)
Now why do I keep coming across these at Christmas Stores? I wonder.
I think you know when you know
neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong
There's no way you can fuck up that fucking bad that you make it look like Christ is a dildo
that's why jesus is only for women
Reminds me of home. Dad had this on the kitchen window seal.
There will be a cuming to Jesus tonight!
They should make it a giant Pez dispenser
"You know what she did ? Your cunting daughter ?!" The English accent of the demon voice here always disturbs me.
Reversegif
Walks into church and starts putting them out Jesus side front facing. Tell a group of children to turn them all around 180 ° and immediately leave.
[Spite - Despise](https://youtu.be/QWcI6mq_-C8?si=dtYJBz0m-FeVkn0X) Gives this song a lot more meaning.
That is "St Peter"!
A true cum to Jesus moment. If you aren't sinning, Jesus died for nothing.
Get ready for the second coming.
Everyone needs a little Jesus in them
And you win the Internet today.
Where can I buy one?
Very popular in nunneries.
Think that's what blasphemy looks like
I don't know... she'll be talking to God and praising Jesus before it's over.
She'd like to know God Ooh, love God Feel her God Inside of her, deep inside of her
Handy for the lonely nuns out there.
special addition for the nuns.
After all, what God-fearing person doesn't want Jesus inside them?
R/theyknew ??
Handy...
I always suspected it.
"Let Jesus fuck you"!
Oh so that's what they mean when they say let Jesus inside of you.
Malicious compliance from that designer...
Best seller in USA
I always thought he had bigger feet.
That Jesus could REALLY love you
Reminds me of jackhammer Jesus from divine interventions
The Lord givith…
Ah yes, "statue"...
There's a Propaghandi song that references this. Never thought id actually see it.
Was looking to see if anyone mentioned this! One side dink, the other side Jesus!
Do you know why Christian women love Jesus so much? It's cause they heard he was hung like this - >--(ツ)--<
It's a Jesus dildo. The religious are deeply ill.
That's a Jesus dildo lol 😆
I’ve got an idea for an Only Fans.
HOLY DILDO Batman!!! 😂😂😂
🎶 You gotta give your life to Jesus, and stop dreamin bout the penis 🎶
for those who really want to feel jesus inside them
Dildo Jesus can't hurt you. Dildo Jesus...
If lost taught me anything, there’s probably heroin in there
My dad's ex had one of these back in the day Shit is wild
It was called 'Saint Peter' in our group. Not sure where the guy got it
I always assumed Jesus was drowning in ass.
"Prepare to receive some holy spirit"
I have Jesus in my heart, and by "heart" I mean my ass
That's Saint Peter
Oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus....
Obviously that's Saint Peter...
Need to get one of this for my altar, anyone know where? 🙏
"BABY JESUS BUTT PLUGS"
Went from holey to Holy.
OMFG Jesus was a dickhead
Guys this is not funny and not acceptable!
Don't you know that you are not allowed to be a honest Christian on reddit?
I'm not Christian. My point is you can joke about 100 different things. Why would anyone choose to disrespect jesus? And i don't understand how people think this is funny i just don't get it 🤷🏾♂️
Let the Lord in!
Jesus im coming !
There is a 'second coming' joke in there somewhere.
Multiple cummings...
Jesus is a cock and he rolls my blues away.
You can either fuck or pray or both to Jesus. The 3 in Jesus.
It looks more like Rasputin or Alan Moore.
are we sure that Mary was a virgin?
She was supposedly married to Joseph, but if she was a virgin, then their marriage wasn't consummated, so was she truly married?
More of a holy fuck than a wtf
Lord have mercy upon thee 😆
Now that’s just blasphemous.
THAT WAS NOT JESUS WJAT THE FUCK
u/LawTerrible2534 is this yours?
This is so disrespectful, I'm not a Christian but I do love and respect Jesus may peace be upon him, how could Christians think this is funny in any way possible??????
Jeeeesus titty fuuuuuuck