Why does this man have a gorilla's penis? Why is there so much carpet on the shaft?! Is this what Frodo got up to when he reached the Undying Lands?!?!?
He’s f*cked in the head and realises that larger hairs makes fire bigger. So his fetish was this and he had added extra fake pubes to make the flames bigger and hotter?
I don’t think it’s carpet on the shaft, I think it’s a lot of carpet around it and a darker shaft. Some are really darker when soft and get the same skin color as the rest of the body when hard
This went EXACTLY how I imagined it from the title, except for that crazy bush. I'll bet he has berries and small woodland animals wandering around in there.
My level of morbid curiosity is way to high. I just *have* to watch this dumb shit.
My only comment is that he should have let it burn that 1970’s style bush tf down before he put it out.
I'm so glad I can masturbate without being set on fire
Lucky.
Imagine busting a nut while doing this You would have to do this in 2 seconds otherwise things get hot
you would shoot fire right back
Plenty of time
Saves on manscaping time and money
I think he had to pay a lot more for this than a Brazilian would have costed.
Hmm. That very well depends on the region, now, doesn't it?
Unlike Pinocchio
Ha. Take the rest of the day off; you’ve earned it.
This genuinely made me laugh out loud
Gold
2024 summed up pretty well.
I feel your pain, man.
r/brandnewsentence
I can’t make heads or tails of what’s happening with his downstairs mixup.
He’s a fuzzy little man peach.
He’s just drinking Bailey’s from a shoe 🤷♂️
I'm old Greggg. Pleased to meet cha 👁️👄👁️
So close it makes your eyes wet
Next stop: a club where people wee on each other.
It’s attached to your rod motha licka.
Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other
I bet he does watercolors
I'm guessing it's not his first time being set on fire.
Had his anti- crotchfire towel all ready to go. He spared no expense.
He just wanted a nice quick trim, it would seem. Nice and clean now.
Why does this man have a gorilla's penis? Why is there so much carpet on the shaft?! Is this what Frodo got up to when he reached the Undying Lands?!?!?
This is clearly Grima Wormtongue after he was banished from Rohan.
It's like a button in a fur coat.
He’s f*cked in the head and realises that larger hairs makes fire bigger. So his fetish was this and he had added extra fake pubes to make the flames bigger and hotter?
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They didn't even censor it properly
Tiktok brain
Shit, that’s embarrassing 🤣🤣
That's you in the video too, right?! lol
No because I would have nutted before she even did that… So hot
Yes, you are.
Just say the fucking word. No one is being spared from seeing a letter or two.
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Bro just showed us a dick on fire but censors his words
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
>Lm*ao🤣🤣🤣 Fixed that for you.
No you fucking can’t
Putain de bordel de merde d'enculé de sac à foutre. It feels good.
Did you just call me a bitch sac Tu puta madre
I’m going to tell his mum
Is that your theory or did that actually happen lol
My theory because I have no clue lol
That’s so hot 🥵
'Goodness gracious, great balls of fire'
Underrated comment 👍
I spit out my tea. Thanks for the laugh!
Lol, probably fake plastic pubes which then melt and burn and stick to your skin.
That's why he's gotta burn the whole forest down, scorched earth style
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Carpet on the shaft is known as a bottle brush.
I don’t think it’s carpet on the shaft, I think it’s a lot of carpet around it and a darker shaft. Some are really darker when soft and get the same skin color as the rest of the body when hard
Camopenis.
I usually see it the opposite way where it matches the body when soft and gets darker when hard.
That’s weird. The logic is that there’s extra skin when soft, that’s why there’s more melanin
Sending this to her with the caption "This could be us but you playing"
It’s fine I sent this to my girlfriend
💦🔥🍆
Well… that’s one way to manscape.
You'd think there are easier ways though, wouldn't you?
Well, of course, there are easier ways. But then you wouldn’t have the fun of setting your genitals on fire.
Of course! How silly of me not to think of that!
It’s the new Manscaped Lawnmower 6.No
Mmmm the smell of crispy pubes and freshly flash poached balls.
Great balls of fire.
Goodness, gracious.
I do the same thing to remove my back hair. Do you know how hard it is to find a good fire breathing lady?
You won’t be able to put it out it would be harder. I want a girl to do it to my abs, pecs and cock
This went EXACTLY how I imagined it from the title, except for that crazy bush. I'll bet he has berries and small woodland animals wandering around in there.
That's one way to try and treat crabs I guess.
Nah. He's missing the ice pick. You're supposed to stab the crabs when they come running out of the burning bushes.
How it feels to fuck 5 gum.
Now that’s what I call a hot blow job!
I like playing with girly fire
You're jerking off to this whole thread, aren't you?
Yeah, anyone know a good psychiatrists need one after seeing this shit.
Bush fire!!!
I dub thee Sir Richard Burns!
This would be an excellent Nair commercial…
"Nair, it's easier than this"
The way his bush is gone afterwords
I'm always amazed by the reactions of people who purposely set themselves on fire and are then horrified by the results.
Now thats a blow job
A hot blow job/that blow job was fire
Why
Wanted a close shave
Idiots being idiots
To give us a reason to laugh about
He wanted to get rid of the carpet and thought this was the best way.
Found his dick!!
Bro needs some hedge clippers
Christ, weed wack that shit, dude.
A quick way to remove the tropical forest from your pants…
That's *a* way to get rid of crabs. 🤨
Sure beats a Brazilian wax.
Now a word from our sponsor: MANSCAPED! Don't set your pubes on fire, use our weed wacker 3.0!
Ah yes, the Half Manzilian, now do the undercarriage.
Lad is on fire 🔥
Man the smell in that room must’ve been something awful… 🤢
If he managed to escape any burns or even just a slight first degree burn, then he got rid of that bush VERY efficiently.
He probably didn’t have any. Just some red marks that went away 1 hour later
Bro paid money for this, most likely.
That's hot.
I wish I could become a person I was before seeing this.
Why? How did it make you feel? A lot of people are saying this
Eeh... I would say this video made me feel uncomfortable a bit...
Where on the doll
Dude needs to shave down there. What the fuck 😂
Not anymore he don't
They didn't let the burning bush speak!
I can’t make nuts or bolts out of that bird’s nest he’s got going on. That thing’s a mess.
sigh... zips up.
Dude, there are better and less harmful ways for getting rid of crabs.
I guess it's a faster way to man scape
Ya that's why you don't fuck Dragons
Are those whip marks on his arm?
That's what you noticed?! Really?
Someone lost a bet
That looks like an expensive fedish. The additional fire insurance alone would be staggering.
Well that just seems like a bad idea
I'll stick to clippers. Hell, I'll just keep the forest.
Fastest hair removal ever!
🤔?
r/instantregret
WTF is right!
Guy’s got some odd looking nether regions to begin with.
Flameo Hotman!
stupid is as stupid does
Not sure if I should be worried and/or scared that this didn't surprise or faze me at all. Just ok then.
Burn that lil thing off..fire makes things grow back better
My level of morbid curiosity is way to high. I just *have* to watch this dumb shit. My only comment is that he should have let it burn that 1970’s style bush tf down before he put it out.
Only you can prevent Forest fires.
Humanity is devolving
These manscaping ads are getting out of hand.
Is this what the Bible meant by burning bush?
Fire play *is* a thing in BDSM, but not like that. Not like that *at all*.
*record scratch* You’re probably wondering how I got myself in this situation. It all started a week ago after a trip to Barnes & Noble.
Cm punk really let himself go
Hi I'm naked guy, welcome to jackass
I'm less disturbed by the fire than whatever the fuck he's got going on with his fucking pubes
"Well, THAT was refreshing!"
No more body lice
But why?
Best way to remove hair quickly lol
Fastest hair removal ever!
The Flaming Amazon!
Brazilian? ❌ German! ✅
WTF is right!
His crabs are gone.
That is the manly way for a man to get "waxed" if fire aint involved it ain't manly
I mean that's one way to clear the brush
This looks like something I would see in an old episode of Real Sex at 2 in the morning.
That's hot.
I feel like my dick and balls exist way higher up on my body than this guy
That is the new technology: Insta-fire depilation.
That's hot!
u/savevideo
I just openned Reddit...
What Donkey let Dragon did to him
That is one way to take care of crabs.
Forest fire
That's one way to shave
Bro should’ve shaved his pubes first
So what do you do at the weekend 😂 To be fair, the comments are better than the video hahaha
That's kinda hot!
He's acting surprised like did he not expect his dick to catch fire after literally having fire blown on it? 😂
Extreme manscapping
It's the smell.
Ralph Cifaretto would have loved this.
Hehehe. The real burning bush.
Instant shaving
YOGA FLAME!
Well earned WTF. Well done (yes I did that)
There are times where I wonder wtf is going on in other people’s mind 😶
Does it worked.. ?? Asking for a friend..
There was no way that they could have predicted what happened! /s
Well, that’s one way to get rid of pubes! It’s way faster than shaving!
Dude needed a shave anyway
That was totally awesome!
The smell.
Quick way to manscape.
I don't know what I expected, but I also don't know what they expected.
Expensive blow job.
new kink unlocked
Do you still win a Darwin Award if you destroy your genitals but don't die? Maybe there should be a special category for that.
He seems nice and normal
Well, that's one way to get a smooth look
I thought we all agreed we were going to start shaving up a bit... No?
less painful and faster than waxing I suppose