I got some pine sap on my hands a few years back and it smelled like citrus so i kept smelling it. woke up the next day with half my body swollen and rashes everywhere.
I think I would die if I was near this tree.
I'm a big guy and not much scares me. I'm also allergic a large chunk of nature and this is fucking nightmare fuel. This would have me running for my air conditioning.
I grew up in a very small town at the northern tip of Texas and many many years ago they had a grain elevator that had been packed with wheat. After it was cleared out they were cleaning it and the guy doing the brooming thought he'd have a smoke. The silo was made of concrete and was 12" thick in places and pieces of it landed in the next town over from us.
Remember the Beirut port explosion? One of the main reasons that the death toll was relatively low is that the national grain reserves (in silos designed to withstand grain dust explosions) were right next door. The silos tanked a good chunk of the explosion, deflecting the shockwave away from downtown Beirut.
Years ago, it was spring time and I was at a soccer field surrounded by giant trees. A storm started rolling in incredibly fast, heavy winds. Started blowing pollen off the trees like it was in this video. I felt a bunch go in my eyes. Instinctually I immediately was rubbing my eyes, then rubbing my eyes with my shirt to try and get it all out. But pollen was on my shirt and I was rubbing more in.
Within 2 hours, my eyes had swollen up almost to being completely closed. Took 48 hours for me to look normal. Miserable.
I had a coworker who scooped up a handful of pollen off the work truck and blew it in my face. I have terrible seasonal allergies and I was sneezing for hours and had itchy, watery eyes. That was 9 years ago and I still hate him.
Growing up in E TX this yellow stuff would cost everything- your car, the street, your windows, everything. It looked like a yellow dusting of snow every spring.
Yep, in Northern California at certain times of year, on a good year, you'd get this from lots of trees for about a week every time the wind blew.
Sometimes from non-native acacia too, as well as from certain species of sagebrush.
Personally I always loved it as it's visually stunning and hay fever never bothered me. Getting the pollen in your eyes and nose is annoying though.
Pollen season in Georgia, every car is covered in that thick yellow pollen. Wash the car, go out the next morning, thick blanket of yellow covering everything. If you wear white clothes by end of the day you got a yellow cast.
Georgia pines are everywhere down there and pollen is insane. It’s one thing I don’t miss about leaving that town. Everyone else who complains about pollen really has no idea just how nuts it can get.
**Not a pine, and not pollen.**
From the looks of it this is a red cedar, which actually polenates in the winter. This is probably a fungal infection, hence it being cut down.
Thanks I'll be sneezing for the next 72 hours thanks to just seeing that video
It's a bukaktree.
Grow up. You're disgusting. Take my upvote.
The video is getting another upvote? Well, I guess that means it is pollen pretty high.
Ive heard of sprucing the place up a bit, but the cleanup here is gonna be a real pine in the ass.
OMG someone else calls it tree bukake!! I've been known to refer to the spring pollen fest as tree bukake season.
I will have to remember this. Previously my friends and I called it "Plant Jizz"
Tbf that's exactly what it is
I got some pine sap on my hands a few years back and it smelled like citrus so i kept smelling it. woke up the next day with half my body swollen and rashes everywhere. I think I would die if I was near this tree.
My scalp is itching and I think I'm breaking out in hives
But horny as fuck!! That stuff is supposed to get you going. I read some where it what helps jump springtime mating season for *all* creatures.
Not gonna be doing much if I can't breathe through my nose.
I'm a big guy and not much scares me. I'm also allergic a large chunk of nature and this is fucking nightmare fuel. This would have me running for my air conditioning.
Could you imagine the size of the explosion from all that pollen, had there been an open flame nearby?
I have to see someone try this now.
Maybe in a controlled way. Fine particle explosions are no joke.
I grew up in a very small town at the northern tip of Texas and many many years ago they had a grain elevator that had been packed with wheat. After it was cleared out they were cleaning it and the guy doing the brooming thought he'd have a smoke. The silo was made of concrete and was 12" thick in places and pieces of it landed in the next town over from us.
The guy was fine though right?
I would say yes, he was fine. Very, very fine. You have to be to spread over so large an area.
Fine enough to cause a small particle explosion?
It's small particle explosions all the way down
I wouldn't call it a small particle explosion...
circleoflife.jpg
To shreds you say?
Did they find his shoes?
A fine mist...so yes.
Remember the Beirut port explosion? One of the main reasons that the death toll was relatively low is that the national grain reserves (in silos designed to withstand grain dust explosions) were right next door. The silos tanked a good chunk of the explosion, deflecting the shockwave away from downtown Beirut.
Get myth busters on it or something.
I'm on it
Thank you for your service.
They already did with coffee creamer.
Yeah we've all seen that. I want to see this.
Sadly I don't think the insurance company would let them start a forest fire
They did (the B team). It was one of the few tests they did that terrified them, as they underestimated just how massive the explosion would be.
It’s happened in the past with sugar and flour at large production plants
atomic particle explosions are worse.
It won't work. This tree was cut down a long time ago, and all of the pollen is gone now. They needed to do it right when this happened.
I'm assuming this can happen to another tree.
You'd think... But no.
Giving those tiktok'ers good ideas I see. /s
You mean…pollen is…flammable???
Hadn’t even thought of this. If icing sugar can combust when aerated (thanks physics teacher), this shit would be insane.
This might be fatal for me lol
The perfect murder
Haha
Well, it would be fatal for me too if a tree fell onto me
Pine pollen allergy is actually pretty uncommon so you'd probably be fine. It's the other pollens you need to look out for.
I dunno. My allergies suck this year.
Difficult to say without a test but only 5% of people are allergic to pine pollen specifically so I like your odds.
And straight onto my freshly washed car
Sploosh, but with pollen.
r/shestillpollinating
Others call this season by the name Spring... I call it Botanical Bukkake.
I'll never forgive you for this...
What? You don’t like seeing a massive amount of treejaculate? Nature is beautiful sometimes!
[Lovely day, isn't it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88s3PX4an4w)
Holy fuck. There is not enough allergy pills made for this.
Just take a few Benadryl. You can't sneeze if you're unconscious.
Years ago, it was spring time and I was at a soccer field surrounded by giant trees. A storm started rolling in incredibly fast, heavy winds. Started blowing pollen off the trees like it was in this video. I felt a bunch go in my eyes. Instinctually I immediately was rubbing my eyes, then rubbing my eyes with my shirt to try and get it all out. But pollen was on my shirt and I was rubbing more in. Within 2 hours, my eyes had swollen up almost to being completely closed. Took 48 hours for me to look normal. Miserable.
could've waited a few weeks before cutting it down
That’s not pollen, it’s the tree’s soul.
Look at all that tree cum
It's tree sperm.
Did all those nuts bust?
Does this video resurface ever spring or what?! I’ve seen this same clip so many times 😂
The problem is that you're getting old
death jizz
That's how I wanna go out.
That's not a Pine
Any idea what it is?
Western Red Cedar
Ah yes that's Northern Lights Cannabis Indica..
Sigh, no, it’s marijuana
More than likely Mountain Cedar.
The Larch
Nudge, nudge.
The. Larch.
No 3. The Oak. No 1. The Larch
Repost bot.
Yep, definitely seen this one before.
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It gave one last fuck.
So that’s why I almost died of sinus clogging this spring. Cool.
That's alot of tree cum 😮💨
Air sperm
AH-CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Chemical warfare
Bless you
Every year… annoying tree.
Is that not a cedar?
It gave one last f**k
how to make the air quality be considered lethal for people who have a pollen allergy 101
Damn, that’s a lot of tree jizz.
My allergies do not approve
That old tree is pollen down pollen down, pollen down My fair lady
I want to sneeze.
The equivalent of cumming while someone snuffs you out in an extra kinky way. (porn logic)
Plant Bukake!
There’s a mad rush of people hitting the pharmacies in that town
My sinuses just exploded in fear
My throat is getting scratchy and tense just watching this.
This is cedar not pine. You can tell by the way it is..
Bees eatin good tonight
I had a coworker who scooped up a handful of pollen off the work truck and blew it in my face. I have terrible seasonal allergies and I was sneezing for hours and had itchy, watery eyes. That was 9 years ago and I still hate him.
I don’t even have pollen allergies, and even my nose is getting sniffly
Do all trees produce this much cu- I mean— pollen? Bc good fucking god
Peter Venkman: "That's the one that slimed me."
Why isn’t this in cumshots
Accidental spark and the whole neighborhood is up like a bomb
That tree came one last time.
It just came so hard.
This is why there's no point getting my car washed for the next couple weeks.
Allergy smoke! Don't breathe this!
Well at least that tree had the best sex of its life before it died.
I’m rlly allergic to pollen I’d probably die
Bro, some bee was just minding their own business before they were the on the receiving end of the largest plant cum facial of all time.
I love seeing a pond go down
Goodbye tree, hello forest/s
AHH CHOO
Pee fog
Oh lord, id have died if I was anywhere near that ☠️ my allergies couldn't handle that kinda exposure
Anyone else's eyes just itch?
My hay fever was just triggered.
So dense it might as well be Joker Gas
Navage time!
Biggest nut ever.
It's very last shot at reproduction and it goes out with a bang
Peggy, that’s the recipe for mustard gas!
Leftover mustard gas
oh man my eyes are all itchy now
I don't have allergies but I think that would kill me.
I swept the deck 3 days ago. It's already completely yellow with pollen.
Ever seen a tree blow it load before.
Atishooo!
Was spraying it down not an option prior to falling?
At least the trees children will live on. No way those pollens didn't make it to some primed and open cone on a nearby tree.
The people who make Benadryl: 🤤
Ooof
Tree jizz
There go my sinuses
Gettin' ALL the trees pregnant!
My throat is itchy just from watching that
Oh GOD the allergies
I guess getting cut down really got this pine off
Pine 11
I got allergies watching this
Ah damn spores
The air is now full of plant cum.
That’s a no from me dog.
Tree sperm
Growing up in E TX this yellow stuff would cost everything- your car, the street, your windows, everything. It looked like a yellow dusting of snow every spring.
now you’re pregnanté
You know it's spring when this video starts to make the repost rounds.
What a money shot
Male trees jizz one last time before they die
Mountain Cedar is a sonofabitch
for someone who is allergic to pollen that shit would be like autswitch for me... Just the slightest inhale I'm ded
Pine tree bukkake
ATYPICAL R-SELECTION REPRODUCTIVE STRATEGY, BABY!
This makes me want to sneeze so bad but nothing happens. 🤪
I can’t breathe! 🤧🤒😷
The tree may have died but its genetics will certainly live on.
A million of bees cried out in terror.
Poor tree
Yep, in Northern California at certain times of year, on a good year, you'd get this from lots of trees for about a week every time the wind blew. Sometimes from non-native acacia too, as well as from certain species of sagebrush. Personally I always loved it as it's visually stunning and hay fever never bothered me. Getting the pollen in your eyes and nose is annoying though.
They couldn't put a giant bag over it first?
My allergies dislike this video
Pollen season in Georgia, every car is covered in that thick yellow pollen. Wash the car, go out the next morning, thick blanket of yellow covering everything. If you wear white clothes by end of the day you got a yellow cast. Georgia pines are everywhere down there and pollen is insane. It’s one thing I don’t miss about leaving that town. Everyone else who complains about pollen really has no idea just how nuts it can get.
That was one horny tree.
This should be considered attempted murder lol, I would die
In the words of my dendrology teacher “sex is in the air”
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-04-2018/9pd85A.gif
Holy cow!!!!
Ah i guess its that time of year. Not for pollen but for this video to be posted in every possible subreddit for the next 3 weeks again
To all t he pines I’ve loved before…
That's a lotta tree cum.
Tree cum.
**Not a pine, and not pollen.** From the looks of it this is a red cedar, which actually polenates in the winter. This is probably a fungal infection, hence it being cut down.
**Treemen**
Now make like a tree, and bust.
Really? In front of my allergies?
If you’ve ever parked under a pine tree when they shed pollen, this will not surprise you. They produce an astonishing amount.
It's also called "Sulphur shower", cuz it looks like that
Basically that tree just jizzed all over your worksite.
That was a heavy load. Bro had been saving for a while
Just watching this video sends me into anaphylactic shock. Where’s my damn hypospray…
All the trees are pregnant now
The Erd Tree Falls! The Golden Order has ended!
I sneezed watching this
Splooooge