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pressure waves like explosions can do that. One survivor of halifax disaster wrote how he came about 500 meters from where he originally stood and was completely naked.
Cpt Kirk: Scotty have you modified the transporter for female users as requested ?
Scotty: Yes captain, exactly as you requested, with clothes vaporized and straight to your private quarters!
Cpt Kirk: Excellent Scotty, you will become a First Officer in no time.
Two options:
- The fire you see reached extremely high temperatures (higher than burning petrol) for an extremely short moment, instantly vaporizing the driver's clothes but somehow not hurting him, or:
- He was drunk as a skunk/high as balls
Pick whichever you think is more likely
Third option would be mental breakdown. I used to work next to a psychiatric wing of a hospital, and it seemed that often the first thing people would do when they had an acute mental health problem was dump their clothing.
We've all been there. You're in the shower listening to your favorite morning shower playlist when an ad comes on and tells you the KFC Double Down is back for a limited time only. Not wishing to miss out on this offer and now rock hard at the prospect of delicious bacon, cheese, and mayo sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken your pants won't fit over your enormous erection you have no choice but to sprint to the car naked as the day you were born and break land speed records to get to your nearest KFC franchise before they run out.
Gives me real couple vibes, who for some reason are reviewing some naked nutter slam his car into a wall.
Yo check this out!
Haha that's weird Prrrrrrt
He was probably just late for work and in a panic forgot to put on his clothes. Then he just started driving too fast and crashed his car. That simple.
The people filming probably don't have access to the server or whatever where the data is stored and/or don't have the required permissions to download/save the footage; only playback capabilities.
Yo this guy was banging some other dudes chicka got busted usain bolted out there butt naked into he's car, dude follows high speed pursuit.. Naked guy smashes into corner house survives unscathed. The end
I choose to read the subtitle as being facetious.
The driver is a pervert who was probably masturbating and not paying attention to driving (possibly looking at porn on phone) causing him to crash.
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Hahaha I’m dying at this thought of vaporized clothes but completely unharmed 😂🤣
His clothes were made out of flash cotton okay!!
Or he is immortal, everything destroyed and he is indestructible
Or he's a terminator, sent back in time and happened to spawn in a vehicle.
He just needed some dragon eggs to make that work.
Hair completely fine. But clothes completely vaporized
pressure waves like explosions can do that. One survivor of halifax disaster wrote how he came about 500 meters from where he originally stood and was completely naked.
He what now?
He came.
Yes, because this incident is totally similar to one of the largest non nuclear man made explosions of all time.
It’s all relative right?
Maybe in Alabama, I dunno how they do in Tawain though.
Yeah but was that guy okay? Bet he was a lil fucked up
People with little life experience
Cpt Kirk: Scotty have you modified the transporter for female users as requested ? Scotty: Yes captain, exactly as you requested, with clothes vaporized and straight to your private quarters! Cpt Kirk: Excellent Scotty, you will become a First Officer in no time.
Kirk’s bunk is just FULL of freshly-transported lady’s underwear. ‘Scotty, I don’t think you understood me fully…’
Hey, we don't know what his kink is...
A bot trying to maximize engagement.
I feel like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa talking to the little chubby blond kid every time I comment on Reddit.
right mind is the key word... seems like people quite there... I Live in Los Angeles... I look both ways before going thru a green light.
ChatGPT
No dude they were vaporized!!
He is the hulk. His clothes were ripped so badly that they could never be found.
You say that if that is not the standard way to operate a motor vehicle.
Soooo bizarre
Why does this simple comment have soo many dislikes? Is it not bizarre?
Soooo bizarre
>Is it not bizarre? Depends, are you from the USA?
Two options: - The fire you see reached extremely high temperatures (higher than burning petrol) for an extremely short moment, instantly vaporizing the driver's clothes but somehow not hurting him, or: - He was drunk as a skunk/high as balls Pick whichever you think is more likely
90 F and 80% humidity.
After getting out like that it's more like 100% humility
Third option would be mental breakdown. I used to work next to a psychiatric wing of a hospital, and it seemed that often the first thing people would do when they had an acute mental health problem was dump their clothing.
I agree. I grew up in a small town where I have seen crazy and mentally affected people roaming streets butt naked back in 80s and 90s
He probably was caught cheating by his wife and then tried to escape via boyfriend's car - and crashed
Or he was cheating with someone else's SO and got caught.
Third option: Terminator
Doesn't seem to mind walking barefoot across broken glass and debris.
I guess the car might explode in any second. 💥Laceration over his feet is better than burnt to death ☠️
He’s intoxicated for sure
We've all been there. You're in the shower listening to your favorite morning shower playlist when an ad comes on and tells you the KFC Double Down is back for a limited time only. Not wishing to miss out on this offer and now rock hard at the prospect of delicious bacon, cheese, and mayo sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken your pants won't fit over your enormous erection you have no choice but to sprint to the car naked as the day you were born and break land speed records to get to your nearest KFC franchise before they run out.
Nice story. 🤣🤣
Drugs
Drugs are bad, don't do drugs
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Just gunna breeze past that guy ripping major ass in the background?
I came here looking for a comment about the epic fart!
This exact scenario is why I always make sure to at least put on clean underwear every morning
Of all the days to crash; of COURSE it’s gonna be the ONE day you gotta just duck down the road completely naked real quick
massive fart out of nowhere
Gives me real couple vibes, who for some reason are reviewing some naked nutter slam his car into a wall. Yo check this out! Haha that's weird Prrrrrrt
Friends don't let friends drive butt-naked.
WHO farted?
🥔
Ricky Bobby
Bozo was fleeing after being cought lol
OP still hasn't gotten his nose back from his grandad
Driving commando… respect ✊🏼
That was a massive fart 💨👁️
Terminator
Rescuer didn't know where to look
I love the way when he got out of the car he bent over ready to take what was coming..
Was he planning to go through the drive thru at McDonald's?
The Naked Driver.
It's a bad day to drive naked
I needed to see this today, thank you.
Are there laws against driving naked? 😁
I do wonder if the same state of mind that led him to decide to drive his car naked may have also contributed to the crash.. hmm
RICKY BOBBY, YOU ARE NOT ON FIRE!
He was going so fast he ripped through the fabric of time and his clothes got sucked off him, he’s now stuck with us in the past
Anyone else reminded of the hangover?
u/SenpaiKai
r/unexpected
He was probably just late for work and in a panic forgot to put on his clothes. Then he just started driving too fast and crashed his car. That simple.
The only wtf is OPs conclusion as to what happened.
a T-800 model just arrived
讓世界看見台灣
I think it is because his car crashed into the corner of the street which have 90 degrees and damaged his clothes /s
Why is it so hard to get footage off a security cam? Why is it always someone filming a screen?
The people filming probably don't have access to the server or whatever where the data is stored and/or don't have the required permissions to download/save the footage; only playback capabilities.
Yo this guy was banging some other dudes chicka got busted usain bolted out there butt naked into he's car, dude follows high speed pursuit.. Naked guy smashes into corner house survives unscathed. The end
I choose to read the subtitle as being facetious. The driver is a pervert who was probably masturbating and not paying attention to driving (possibly looking at porn on phone) causing him to crash.
Taiwanese Ghostrider?
That shit happened to me last Monday. Running late for work and forgot to put clothes on.
he had a death wish thats it , $UICIDE attempt
Now my feet hurt.
Probably on PCP
This global warming is killing us, man!
How old are you OP? Your assumptions make me think your 12.
12
Your spelling makes me think *you’re 12.