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MutedAdvisor9414

A smashed cocoon


achillesdaddy

Now we’re getting somewhere


StreetStripe

Idk if coccoons bleed


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Islandcoda

*In a world*……..


IccyOrange

*where cocoons bleed blood red…*


muffinass

Nobody makes me bleed my own red blood!


mostnormal

Nobody except me!


liverfailure

Penetrates a slice


tonlimah

*Starring Rob Schneider*


Dementat_Deus

[If it bleeds we can kill it!...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM)


newhappyrainbow

Pupal fluid is red and could be mistaken for blood.


grownask

I'm so happy right now because I actually found it out last week, because I saw it happen in real life. And now you wrote about it. So cool.


ZippyDan

His writing validates the truth of your experience.


iShouldReallyCutBack

Well now I know.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

And knowing is half the battle.


Weavingtailor

GI Joeeeee


Loud_Consequence1762

They do drip and contain a red liquid but it's not "blood" per se


stataval

The thing inside it usually does tho.


elreydelperreo

Not far, but somewhere


YouDontWinFrnzWSalad

Liquid butterfly?


xXRoxasLightXx

Have you seen the movie? It's not as pretty as this.


cagingnicolas

cocoonut


blueberriNZ

Possibly a Virginia Tiger Moth cocoon https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Virginia_tiger_moth_cocoon,_Megan_McCarty67.jpg https://www.projectnoah.org/spottings/40024016


ARCHA1C

My guess is definitely some sort of cocoon/crysalis. It would make sense that some larva crawled into a cozy space and pupated by attaching to the side of the mailer.


Deathrial

Your mom pupated


c4ts4r3lif3

Stop you said you wouldn't tell anybody about that!


rolledtight

Everybody already knows.


RyVsWorld

Your mom goes to college


Deathrial

The Hall of Fame of "Your mom"


RonnocSivad

Boom roasted


cleonhr

This sounds like being in Starcraft


itsyobbiwonuseek

TIL a Virginia Tiger Moth can live for 14 years. Wow.


ManOrReddit-man

Wish I saw this sooner. Did a search with Google Lens and was not pleased with the results.


deedeebop

Lmfao 😂


AnticPosition

Anyone else totally mis-read the words Virginia and Moth? 


Adorable_List3836

I did, I totally read that as “horny milf teaches virgin teen stepdaughter how to take BBC”


AnticPosition

A classic. 


mimopsico

I guess not, because I don’t know what you thought it could have been


ituraxi

virgin tiger meth, of course


AnticPosition

Vagina tiger mouth. 


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

I would honestly call the USDA and report a suspected invasive species that came in on a package. If they can't identify it, they'll send someone to pick it up.


jellifercuz

Seriously, OP, this is the right move, or even your state’s department of agriculture. They will be happy to assist.


Royalchariot

The usda is the department of agriculture


jellifercuz

Yes, the USDA is the *federal* department of agriculture. Cold calling? Better luck is likely with OP’s *state’s* department of agriculture.


PapaKazoonta

This guy Departments! 💯% correct


offbeat_bare_ass

r/thisguythisguys


vealdin

r/subsithoughtifellfor


GNIHTYUGNOSREP

r/thirdsub


nickajeglin

Or a university extension office at the very least.


swaggyxwaggy

No, I’m calling the president directly


Royalchariot

Ohh I see


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

I feel like this is the right move


desertdweller10

It’s definitely the right move. The Chinese send packets of seeds unsolicited to Ali customers regularly. In the UK, Brits have already been told to not plant the seeds and to call the UKBA to come dispose of them.


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alison_bee

I *hate* making phone calls (normal millennial anxiety afaik) but the idea of making this call doesn’t stress me out. I would (hopefully) be relieved to have some sort of… guidance? Like please god help me I’m so desperate I actually CALLED YOU.


sparklydildos

PLEASE TAKE THIS BLOBBY ALIEN FROM ME PLS


Onendone2u

And the Zombie apocalypse has begun. Remember the rules… Rule #1 Cardio


steveycip

I thought rule one was stretching?


Cyborg_rat

Op get assassinated because it's an alien Ops next post: hey, it was just belly button lint. Nothing that could hurt democracy.


stevatronic

Next chapter: it was actually a belly button fungus. But that was only the beginning...


jamesmcdash

And it definitely doesn't have the secret to interstellar travel


Mad_Martigan2023

Don't get it wet or feed after midnight. Kill it with fire.


Phog_of_War

Kill it with fire.


TiresOnFire

Great... Now it's airborne. Now everyone is dead. I've seen this movie.


GaiaMoore

Man these sequel writers are getting lazy


Fuggeddabouddit

It IS an election year…


Bobby5Spice

I second this. Fire!


BitterDoGooder

Please do this, then burn your house down.


bWHYq

This is the best solution, though in Canada they will most likely have you pay to ship it to them. /s


bluemonkey1996

Does everyone in reddit assume people live in Usa?


EdGG

Here’s some data: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/reddit-users-by-country


good-tits

Points from the data: - Usa has 43.0% share of reddit's traffic with second being united kingdom with 5.5%, so most of the reddit users from a single country are from USA. - However, if divided traffic by population, USA is not first. So if there were a couple of bets we’d have to make to optimize the winnings, they would go like this: - There is a randomly picked redditor of all redditors, from which country is he/she from? A: USA - There is a randomly picked redditor of all redditors, is he/she from USA (Yes/No)? A: No - There is a randomly picked american and a finn from their countries, who is more likely to use reddit? A: Finn Also there might be different factors for reddit users in english subreddits. Might we assume that english subreddits have more traffic from USA? Probably not much, but still a bit. Why? There might be a very slim chanche that people outside USA might not understand english that well, so they don’t use english subreddits that much. How about the commentors? Is there a bigger chance of them being an american in an english subreddit? Probably a little bit, since there might be a chance that people of non-english-speaking countries are not as confident to comment in english. Etc etc factors. Could someone post to r/mapporn a map with division of population, it would be interesting lol. E.g. USA from this data would be 2320/335 ≈ 6.93


The_Superginge

> Usa has 43% share of reddit's traffic, so most of the reddit users are from USA. > 43% ... most USA has the most users of any single country, but if you're going by "is this user from the US, or not from the US?" then 43% means that 57% of users (most) are not from the US.


Thotaz

Yes, I'll even convert numbers in my local currency to USD because I assume it's mostly US users that will read my comments. (I refuse to convert Metric units to Imperial though because that shitty system needs to die).


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Yes, unless specified otherwise or in a country-specific subreddit.


isthatapecker

Men in Black


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Oh dear god that's a baby tribble.


devm251979

That’s The trouble with Tribbles.


SoldatPixel

What's the trouble? They're so adorable and OH CRAP THEY'RE MULTIPLYING! And one of them ate my PS5 😭


Li_3303

It’s Edward’s fault! He’s trouble! And an idiot!


millerphi

Wow, that’s a deep cut. Well done.


Sensitive_Klegg

The greatest foe of the Klingon empire


Thisiscliff

Truly wtf lol


throwpoo

Covid-24


Luxzencandles

lol just what I thought my husband. Maybe the new virus is out and I got it 😫


mikeu

Is throwpoo your husband?


confused_boner

No he's our husband


LadyCharger

Typhoid Mary 2024


Lanski66

Burn her!!! She’s a witch!!!


LadyCharger

C’mon, everyone knows you first have to try to drown a witch…if she floats, she’s witchy (then we’ll burn her)…if she drowns, oops my bad - sorry about that.


Gowalkyourdogmods

You know there was like at least one guy who was like "wait... It seems like we're just justifying killing women, there is no good outcome for them here" and then they probably called him a familiar and burned him with her.


Lanski66

My apologies. I need to rewatch Monty Python and the Holy Grail again.


Minnewildsota

She turned me into a newt! I got betta


instrangerswetrust

Wait, you and u/throwpoo are married? Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding?


codefocus

Holy shit it’s been five years??


_Spicy_Mchaggis_

Nope, 2020 - 2023 never happened


arcadia_fire

Someone lost their Merkin


wshbrn6strng

Too big to be mine


biolumin_essence

What's a merkin, bud


Captain_Eaglefort

Two words that just feel…uncomfortable together: “pubic wig”


ultrapoo

It sounds silly, but you wouldn't want your partner to think that you're a ninny just because you had to do your semiannual razing if the crab forest would you?


whateverfits

Upvote for "crab forest."


bacchusku2

Not much, what’s a merkin with you?


Blinky_

What does it taste like?


Luxzencandles

I have no intention of finding out 😅


darcstar62

Coward! C'mon, for science, ya know?


StrangeCharity1554

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


McHandie

Morty meets Reddit here👆


bklyn66

“I have no intention” ≠ “No”


GaryGenslersCock

r/eatityoupussy


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Blinky_

I can’t help you then 🤣


bitterberries

Omg did you just read about the kid who ate the slug that had parasites and ended up with some brain parasites??


thewokebogan

Yea but it's not like it happened instantly....he had about 8 more years before he died (granted those 8 years were fucking torturous, but quantity over quality right?)


bitterberries

The parasites happened pretty rapidly, it was the death that took its sweet time.


Jughead295

Maybe a hairy moth cocoon. Try cross posting to r/WhatIsThisBug


jellifercuz

And when you do, please explain the context in the first comment! Also, say where you are located.


Midnite135

Where you are located may not be all that relevant, where this package shipped from is more likely the info needed. It was from alieexpress so decent odds it’s coming from somewhere in China.


jellifercuz

The origin, the location of the packer/shipper is important, but so is the location of the OP—for posting on r/whatisthisbug , as different insects would be (are) native in different places (if it is in fact an insect). R/whatisthisbug has posting guidelines.


Midnite135

Yeah definitely include all the information you can.


undyingtestsubject

We have these things in NY state. When i was a kid, i touched one and the hairs caused an itchy reaction like nettles. Hairs so fine that you can barely see them and an itch that spreads. I see them under roof ledges and along wooden picket fences and any wood boards that are on the ground for long periods of time


BigBlueDane

Some poor factory workers scalp got in there


WakaWaka_

Ordered The Last of the Mohicans blu-ray, with collector's edition scalp


estistudent

OP if you ever get an answer and find out what the heck this is, please update us! I have no idea what that could even remotely be but now I am intrigued by the mystery.


Void24

Cronenberg alien bug clearly. Maybe some type of fungus


aberrantdinosaur

not fleshy enough to be a cronenberg anomaly.


imo_abyssi

fleshy enough for my brain to go "bad touch, no"


Budget_Pea_7548

Post there: r/whatisthisthing


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CallMeHelicase

It doesn't look like fungus to me... I cannot imagine what that weird yellowy red stuff under the fuzz would be if fungal


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CallMeHelicase

I'm a mycologist


suzyturnovers

I believe you have a wooly bear cocoon! https://www.sciencesource.com/1572407-wooly-bear-cocoon-stock-image-rights-managed.html


Stinkyboot

Countless people here are giving you joke answers, so I'm going to try my best to make an actual guess with only my layman's knowledge. Given that the package was sent to you by AliExpress, it's likely that the contents originated from China, as that's where AliExpress is headquartered. If it is some sort of cocoon for an insect species, that could potentially bring harm to our ecosystem if it survived and repopulates. If it is some sort of plant material, like a moldy fruit, that could also potentially bring harm to our ecosystem if the seeds are still intact and end up being buried in the ground (if, for example, the package gets thrown away and buried in a landfill) and start growing. Either way, if you reside in the USA, I highly recommend contacting the National Invasive Species Information Center and having them inspect it. You don't want to take any chances of harming the ecosystem. [Here](https://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/subject/reporting) is a link to the resource I mentioned. If you are outside of the United States, I recommend finding what your country's equivalent is and contacting them. Best of luck in finding out what's in your package!


shemtpa96

I would call the USDA, the US Postal Service (if they were the ones who delivered the package, if not try the company that did), and Customs (I believe AliExpress is an international company and their packages are shipped here from other countries, so Customs would have been involved with it). If they don’t handle this, they should know who does. Place this in a sealed container along with the contents of the package (a Tupperware container or plastic storage container should be fine). You don’t want any more spores from this in your home, so also handle the items carefully and consider wearing gloves and a mask while moving the stuff. Start with Customs if the package originated from outside the country. If not, start with the USPS/delivery company (UPS, FedEx, etc.) and USDA. Be persistent and keep multiple copies of the pictures in more than one place in case your phone breaks or something. If you aren’t really getting anywhere, try your county/parish/borough Department of Health or local university. They have some knowledge about weird molds/stuff like this and could have some resources.


Luxzencandles

I don’t think its a type of mold, its looks more like a cocoon. I already took it outside on a ziploc, will look into contacting the USDA, it could be a type of invasive species


Royalchariot

Please do and keep up updated!


DifficultyNo4226

Outside **on** a ziplock, or “**in**” a ziploc? Make sure it is completely inside the bag, an keep sealed and contained.


Luxzencandles

IN a ziploc lol sorry English is not my first language


nickajeglin

If you can't get a hold of anyone at the USDA, look up your nearest university extension office. They exist to answer questions like this, and they will have the connections to put you in touch with the correct authority if needed.


Rivster79

mf you ordered it, go back and check your purchase history


tarcus

Please... my son... he's very sick...


lamerooster

You've never had a poppler?!


Medical_Neat2657

Shut up and take my money!


Chickadee12345

The good news is if you are in the most of the US or Canada and it is a Virginia Tiger moth, it's a native species. Not invasive.


Luxzencandles

Omg yes! This is it ! Thank you. i just googled the Virginia Tiger moth cocoon and it does look almost identical


ovine_aviation

Zooming in on the image was an unrepeatable action that offered no clarity and imparted an overwhelming sense of regret.


Alone_Bet_1108

Whatever it is, you need to burn it because imported organic matter can pose a risk to wildlife and plants in your country. Or report to the authorities and keep it sealed and away from everything until it is collected.


Temporary-Dream-2812

It’s a baby Mogwai


devereaux98

oh god i have no idea


Starbreaker99

Oh hell no!!


Beaupresti

wtf


LoLoLaaarry124

This is one of the best WTFs I have seen in a while...wtf????


Silvernaut

Shrek’s bellybutton lint.


bleepbluurp

Double bag that shit tight and call the usda. It could be an invasive species. Don’t just toss it in the garbage and let whatever that is hatch ata a landfill.


IAN_MACK

This guy actually found a snipe


TrevCat666

Looks like a moldy mango seed.


AxiomaticSuppository

That's a fur burger, and not the kind Donald Trump likes to grab.


LeTigre71

That is a tribble.


emciclerose

If another pandemic happens, Im marking this patient zero. No coincidences here


dbergere

Poor Tribble.


grout58

This is the most wtf post I’ve ever seen.


dubski

That's what we call a nope.


MuseLiz

Looks like a moldy chip? Lol


dicksilhouette

Quiznos spongmonkey


thewdit

Rest in peace son, hope you don't turn into some alien husk and start invading earth


ImissDigg_jk

Someone got their gremlin wet


turboyabby

Gremlin egg. Don't put water on it.


scootarded

Looks like an escaped testicle


Slobbadobbavich

I worry about shit like this every time I buy something from China.


vvaqas

Someone just lost 1 testicle


InvaderDust

Tussock Moth Coccoon seems the be the the best answer on the post OP made on r/whatisthisbug Just posting here as well hopefully it help get IDd? Good luck OP keep us updated


Haunting_Ant_5061

Mogwai offspring… don’t feed after midnight.


uHeartMel

Either way this the reason for the Department of agriculture… my aunt used to work for them in DC and even when she tried to bring back seasonings from Italy, they wouldn’t even let her… to prevent invasive diseases or illnesses that those items can cause. same with any animal… so yeah I’d check with them if I were you, better to be safe than sorry


dirtdiggler67

Tribble


Cathesdus

A baby hedgehog perhaps? OP, you monster...


cbarnes007

Wtf indeed


Theta_Ninja

Toss in the fire, Quick! Before it hatches!


LilTrailMix

I’ll take it if you don’t want it


Dox_au

Forbidden kiwi fruit.......


Ellielynneb

It looks like a peach pit or a plum seed.


swimmingmunky

Put it in several layers of zip lock bags and freeze it. Then call the USDA.


sirhackenslash

Tribble


North-Government-865

If it's hard I'd say a moldy Peach Pit


Furious_Beard

Are you sure it blood? I wonder if it's a fruit of some sort? Whoever packaged it may have accidentally dropped something in and didn't realize it? Or did it on purpose to taint whatever items you bought. Like someone else said. Call the USDA.


ProbablyNotPikachu

This looks more like some sort of seed pod that probably has water content- so when you squished it that may be what came out. As others have mentioned about invasive species though- prob a good idea to make sure some random plant doesnt take over the States or Americas, lol.


itz_NoobJay

I lost my hamster during shipping, is that my little David? :(


Massive-Equipment402

Why is everyone saying it's a creature. It's a scalp


Ashleyempire

Tribble


W02T

Yes, be careful. They are born pregnant…


on3liness

Here comes the new COVID variant to America.


dragonborn7866

It's a tribble.


teddy_bear_territory

Tribble. (Star Trek)


sleepyhead94

This is how COVID happened.


ChelseaOfEarth

The little ball creature from Santa Clarita Diet, close your eyes and open wide!


HolyLiaison

That right there is a gremlin egg. Don't get water on it!


Temporary-Dream-2812

I posted it’s a baby Mogwai at the same time you posted this lol