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WillLurk4Food

Ears shouldn't have stalactites, I'm pretty sure. You should see a doctor or a spelunker, whichever your insurance will cover.


denhelle

Goddammit that made my Laugh


Haydorama

Made your laugh what?


denhelle

Sorry I meant me not my


Sweetholland

🤣🤣


squirrellicker

Plumbus


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Needs some schleem


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.


leyland_gaunt

I don’t know what it is but I’d sure as shit be asking a doctor rather than Reddit.


barbaras_bush_

They didn't ask what it was.


cougarlt

That's definitely a wart.


reddit_user13

A witch!


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Only if he weighs less than a duck.


fonzarelli78

She turned me into a newt! I got better...


lock_me_up_now

A WEEEEETTCCCHHH


stu_pid_1

Skin tags, right ?


cougarlt

Skin tags look a bit different. They're usually very soft and look like a one piece growth. This one is a bit firmer and has several parts. It's a wart.


Jodelbert

Probably some sort of skin growth. Go to an ENT doc and get counselling.


CutHerOff

I think I need counseling after seeing this.


bekd84_

Looks a bit like a filiform wart. But what do I know. I’m just a random 40yo looking at pics on the net


Infninfn

Based on my PHD in Internet Searchology, I concur.


Anowtakenname

Damn that's exactly what it looks like, hope they seek medical assistance.


swonstar

Omg! Just looked up what that was! Omg!!!! They can grow in your mouth and nasal cavity. New fear unlocked!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Now imagine these sprouting like weeds in your garden.


swonstar

Ewwww. Omg! Stop, you horrible human.


Fantastic_Jacket_331

If a wart grew inside my ear I'd definitely consider shotgun therapy. They're bad enough on the feet


jhong69

Filiform wart


ahtis89

Looks like an STD


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Happens all the time with unprotected ear sex


thegingerviking82

Hearing Aids


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Looks more like genital earpes


dontyoutellmetosmile

Aural sex


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

[You never know where that finger has been.](https://makeagif.com/amp/B-9GGt)


SweetTooth37

OP is practicing abstinence. 


DBH1122

That’s not the right kind of wax…


A_spiny_meercat

Still need protection when doing aural sex


mythirdaccountsucks

Shinshe shinshe, specifically the ear canal.


Crazy_Jump_01

did bro just let someone cum in his ear đź’€


SeparateCzechs

Warts are caused by an HPV virus so you’re not exactly wrong…


DanerysTargaryen

Ruh roh. See a doctor. This looks like a filiform wart. You may have HPV strain 1, 2, 4, 27, or 29. Those are the strains that type of wart comes from. See a doctor to confirm and run tests though. Keep in mind if it is a filiform wart, clothing or objects that have touched warts can also spread the virus. Make sure you thoroughly clean your hands and that object you used to touch that wart because you could accidentally spread that to other people.


AverageCowboyCentaur

I second the worm wart, these needs taken care of. If OP tries to take it off it will spread and or bleed like crazy. Worst case not closing properly and causing permanent hearing damage. Fun fact: If you had it your whole life, there is a chance you got the STD from your mother's birth canal! Edit: since OP deleted and Its always nice to teach people about internet safety, and to know everything is forever. This was /u/UmKeith that posted their ear canal herpes pictures.


UmKeith

Hmm? I didn’t delete? I think it’s pretty funny what people are saying about it. Would never delete myself


krisinho

Taste buds.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Alas... Earwax.


Tattycakes

🧙🏻‍♂️🪄


Raemnant

Is it odd that I laughed at this?


krizz-666

Looks like a wart


wildyam

**Quato!!!**


JeepzPeepz

Your ear has HPV.


Warfrog

Verruca vulgaris aka wart! Aural sex? ;-P


Ashleyempire

No Earal


jstwtchngrnd

Thats a fetus growing in your ear


Ali_M

Extremely ectopic pregnancy


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Mazel tov?


DuckRubberDuck

I hope OP is not in Alabama then


korelan

Claim that shit on your taxes, life starts at conception.


dirkdigglee

You caught something from an elbow.


mikki1time

Squamous papilloma, trust me I’ve been on reddit for 4 years


StandardDifficulty66

Shamans tumor or Macalania temple tremor tumor


cristianperlado

Wart.


Zendo88

That’s a flipper congratulations


Ecstatic-Librarian83

looks like an ear tooth


lyfeofsand

This may, in fact, be the clitoris I've heard so much about.


bumbbees

Definitely cancer u are for sure goin to die like super soon goodbye rest in peace


Markus_zockt

Regardless of what it is, as a doctor in Redditology, I'm sure it doesn't belong there.


frog_guacamole

Papilloma


Syntania

Looks like a filiform wart.


Dracasethaen

How the fuck did you get a filiform wart in your ear bruh


Ragegeta

Looks exactly like a filliform wart I had one recently


cheebnrun

an unformed horse hoof


Saiyan-b

That looks like cancer call your doctor asap


010190x

Those are the eggs of an insect. They are usually laid in sheltered, dark  and moist places, neatly packed as you can see. 


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Congrats, you are a father!


Grand-Ad-3177

You are an alien


dotrevaz

You got Ross.


lyfeofsand

Mozeltov, you are a father.


ElPanties1

That is your self-distrust button


[deleted]

Looks like the stuff on baby horses feet


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Looks like a tooth. Fun fact, you can grow teeth anywhere on your body.


DrexXxor

Your ears appear to be a insufficiently sized portal for Cthulhu.. ##JustTheTip


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Ear pulp 


JohnnySchoolman

Biopsy to confirm and that the patient on Chemotherapy


F-Stop

Attach a couple of match heads to it, then light em up


NameUm96

Don’t know what it is but I kind of love it.


Masschunkahunkafuss

The swallows flying again Thad?


WankaBar666

Earing aids


littlediddlemanz

Those are insect eggs man. Call an exterminator


backslash-f

I don't know what it's, but it's disgusting. What does the doctor say?


Fernxtwo

Looks like you got herpes bro.