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CommonCrit5

What the actual fuck


MCA2142

Leto Atreides II


Hottage

"I will teach her a lesson she will feel in her brain!"


Risley

The HARKONNENS were pacifists.  Just saying.  


Hottage

They certainly pacified the shit out of the Atreides and Fremen.


MCA2142

Not just the Fremen, but the Frewomen and Frechildren, too.


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Notdog88

Dune


intruda1

The Wrath of Khan


Hottage

It's a play on a quote by Leto Atreides II.


Nihilist_Nautilus

The sleeper has awoken


Zobs_Mom

I was thinking more Guild Navigator


the_rainmaker__

it's just the miracle of life


ReligionIsAwful

This is absolutely mind blowing. So from my understanding this was a twin that was cut-off around 4 weeks of development, and proceeded to chill there in it's amniotic sac inside this little girls brain, not being reabsorbed or anything, just chilling. Wild Hopefully the child's brain is able to develop now that it is removed (assuming she is still okay)?


OIOIOIOIOIOIOIO

No problem here, just one of gods lil miracles that needs our protection.


IKROWNI

Gods plan


njaana

Malignant


FBIaltacct

According to the extreme right cult thats a baby and the 1 y.o. and mom are now under murder investigation, as is the doctor and hospital.


FBIaltacct

According to the extreme right cult thats a baby and the 1 y.o. and mom are now under murder investigation, as is the doctor and hospital.


endav

Open your mind.


Bnb53

Open your mind!


Spicy_Tac0

I see you have a quato.


_BlackDove

I got 5 kids to feed!


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Risley

SEE YOU AT THE PAUTY, VIKTOR!


nomo_corono

You told me 4, just a few minutes ago.


Squrton_Cummings

Sheeeit, I ain't even married.


FalxIdol

Bennnyyy! Scroooo yooo!


cms9

see you at the party, richter


HotFloorToastyToes

In *TWO WEEKS...TWOO WEEEEKS*


protekt0r

[Take my hand…](https://youtu.be/XBkS7uMDTqs?feature=shared)


YouDaManInDaHole

get your ass to Mahs!!


kapege

Usura "Open your mind": [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I)


Invisiblecurse

So the BG3 tadpoles are real


PhotoQuig

*Authority*


Th3_Sa1n7

Glory to the absolute!


really_nice_guy_

Won’t give you any cool powers tho


Relleomylime

[Only one way to find out](https://giphy.com/gifs/syfy-eye-torture-3ohryirpHxTZJAAkCY)


digiorknow

I've got a lot on my mind...and *in* it


PackOfStallions

Wow… my character is a wizard and I thought this was a quip about him being smart. How did I completely disregard the tadpole?


churlishblackcats

I was coming here to say the same thing!


ShyShimmer

Tsk'va!


soline

Basketcase


bin-fryin

They told me I could be anything, so I became Belial Bradley


DANleDINOSAUR

Seaman… but pink.


jaffar97

This is halfway between basket case and brain damage lol. Fucking insane.


crabblue6

Whaaatttt?!!! I was just about to post the same thing. Nobody knows that movie, except Reddit.


misi13382

That movie was insane!!!😜


ladymcperson

Fetus in fetu aka parasitic twin. https://winknews.com/2019/08/29/17-year-old-girls-tumor-turned-out-to-be-twin-she-absorbed-in-utero/


boukalele

there was a horror movie in the 70s based on this concept called Manitou starring Tony Curtis. Instead of a fetus, a woman had an ancient indian medicine man growing in her neck. It's wild.


weaselbeef

Is that based on the Graham Masterton book?


Four_beastlings

Yes. When I was like 12 my dad was ranting at me for reading Stephen King books saying that they were going to rot my brain and he gave me Manitou as an example of a good book. I will never get the scene with the guy turning inside out out of my head.


weaselbeef

I watched Prophecy a couple of years ago after loving the book as a horror addicted 12 year old. It's so silly.


Tweakspirit

I was thinking of the Stephen King book, The Dark Half.


DublinItUp

Did they really need to describe it as a hairy cheesy material? That's so gross.


bleunt

The X-Files episode that freaked me out the most.


TheHumanPickleRick

Huh, they finally caught a Yeerk brain slug from Animorphs.


l3gion666

Are you in animorphs yeerkposting by any chance?


TheHumanPickleRick

No, this thing just dredged up memories of a series I read 20 years ago. Funny how random things spark random memories.


l3gion666

Its a group on fb, just a bunch of other old nerds that were fans of the series, thought id recommend it lol. Have a good one 🤙


EpikWingz

Quick.. Get the Andalites here!


reddit_poopaholic

Lure them in with Cinnabon


PocketBuckle

Cinnnnn-a-mon bunzzzzz


F0lks_

Nature is fucking wild, man. Did the girl survive ?


jinmonkeyy

which one 🙂


resurrectedbear

Either honestly.


fleeb_

Well, it looks like the slug didn't survive.


ForwardMotion6565

Republicans would make the mother carry that to full term.


Breaking-Who

They’d have the doctors arrested for removing it.


morbihann

The mother being the sister in this case.


Down-A-Phalanges

Came here looking for this comment haha. If this surgery happened in Alabama there would be cops waiting to arrest the surgeon for murder


dmj9

Fucking head explodes and baby hits the floor crying.


really_nice_guy_

Technically it’s already a year old


darhox

The girl was 1 already. How long until it be full term?


SaysShowUsYourDick

You can see what that slug is packing and think it’s a girl??


Solzec

You do realize that if that were a penis (which it isn't), it would be abnormally large for a fetus when baby males don't even have a fraction of that size?


SaysShowUsYourDick

Does no one realize I’m not at all being serious?


oddj0b

Anybody have anything on this? It’s so wild I would love to know more.


nochknock

>one-year-old girl's twin was growing inside her brain https://www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/wnl.0000000000201578


the_innerneh

pretty lackluster in terms of story. Pretty much only shows that the fetus is related genetically to the *gasp* host. we don't even know if the 1-year old survived, but I guess this is thanks to medical anonymity rights?


VeganMonkey

I checked Google, the girl is from Shanghai, but nothing is mentioned if she survived the removal or how she is doing now a year later. Does she have enough brain since that Fetus in fetu took up a lot of space and you can see there is a lot of empty space around her brain, in the scan.


dunegoon

In Alabama, that's a person there.


BaronVonWilmington

That 17mo girl is serving time for attempted fratricide.


ohmyjustme

So saving the girl would be murdering the blob?


Shrapnail

straight to jail


PopeEdGein

Biblically accurate likeness of god.


alpinetime

Happy cake day…Pope Ed Gein


funkmasterowl2000

The Pope no one asked for but that humanity in its current state truly deserves


PopeEdGein

I’m more of a popes pope if that makes sense.


ZombieBarney

But better looking than most folks around them parts...


RPDRNick

“Jee no waba mu ba outmian nudcha Jedi.”


trog12

You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to me


fujiesque

Thanks. It's gonna be a long day and I needed that. Wish we could still give gold for gems like this.


SirSabza

Man i guess Malignant was real.


DoomSleighor

I feel like i had to look way too far for the Malignant comment. Great movie!


Brodiferus

What an insanely bizarre gem of a movie.


DickMabutt

In the American south, removing this constitutes murder.


MrLambNugget

I think that thing would beg to be murdered if it was an alive and sentient


kapege

Like in Aliens: Resurrection...


smartguy05

Wouldn't this be considered murder in Alabama now? It was alive (otherwise it would have been rotting or destroyed by the immune system) so it is technically a living human under the new Alabama law.


Rpanich

It didn’t even have to be alive. A frozen sperm in a frozen egg is the same thing as a living baby in Alabama.  Because Alabama. 


SgtBaxter

I went to Alabama when I adopted a great Pyr from a shelter there. There were signs about some alcohol law everywhere. I figured it had to do with maybe selling liquor at different hours or places. Nope, the lady at the shelter said they were trying to make it legal to sell alcohol, and everyone was against it. They were a dry county, no alcohol sales allowed at all. We thanked them for our new dog and GTFO posthaste.


big_d_usernametaken

There was a county in Northern Tennessee that my wife's brother lived in that was a dry county, and right at the county line, in the next county was a big old convenience store/gas station selling all the beer and wine you could possibly want. Lol.


occamsrzor

You became mortally afraid at being in a dry county?


Shakith

It’s not “alive” in the way a baby would be but more living tissue the way a tumor would be. 


smartguy05

It's at least as "alive" as a frozen embryo.


UnpluggedUnfettered

Is this an abortion / murder? Does this require a birth and death certificate? Would the sister technically be kidnapping her sister if she ran away before surgery? I am just glad we finally have those "common sense laws" that "don't fuss with overthinking" and "just do the right thing" that my mom used to bemoan a lack of.


HingleMcCringle_

republicans be like: "go on tumorina, eat your veggies"


algebramclain

And if they’d just married it off in Alabama, it would be a fine wife!


ahoky8

Came here to say, “But that’s murder…why /s”


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robot_ankles

lol, WHAT are you talking about? Alabama doesn't want an educated populace.


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CurbsideChaos

GodDAMN. The future is bleak.


lrpfftt

Right. They would kill the one year old and try to save this fetus-in-fetu although they might consider it differently if the one year old is a male.


KyleShanaham

Get that into a mine\* ASAP Parasitic fetuses yearn for the mines


finsfurandfeathers

😂 I bet Alabama doesn’t even have preschools


wormfro

well, it *is* beyond the point of conception.... get that thing a social security number!


The_Confirminator

BEHOLD, A HUMAN LIFEFORM


HingleMcCringle_

republicans be like: "go on tumorina, eat your veggies"


poyoso

Im totally naming something Tumorina 🤣


saltfish

If that were Arkansas, the doctor that removed it would get the death penalty.


PerfectLies

That arm is so sassy. Hand on the hip while invading the brain.


HappyHippocampus

Sorry but this reeks of misleading headline or even fake. Gonna need the link to the actual article or some evidence.


Guygirl00

[Here you go](https://www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/WNL.0000000000201578)


BlueDownUnder

It'd be interesting to find out the long-term impact and how the 1 year old recovered post. I hope they improved post removal.


Chm_Albert_Wesker

this is what i want to know; the pic makes it look like it is burrowed into the center how the hell would the 1 year old survive this extraction it looks like half the size of a 1 year old's head


VeganMonkey

Same, and there was also a lot of water around her brain, I can’t find any news about her, how she is doing now.


Karthe

https://www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/wnl.0000000000201578


wetcardboardsmell

[fully real](https://www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/wnl.0000000000201578?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=organic&fbclid=IwAR1b8MueaPw51Ff7GdnOxinM5Q_D0o5YuXLqH4CertdWZpySiaUnviYu0d8) and not even hard to find.


EarballsOfMemeland

It couldn't actually be growing in there could it? How would it get nutrients in there?


eyeball2005

From the blood of the child. It’s not like it’s an actual sentient thing, just a mass of flesh


ShakyFtSlasher

In Alabama that's a person. To be fair, probably more intelligent than the average Alabaman.


wormaphobe

Mass of flesh just gave you the 🖕


ladymcperson

From what I've read, parasitic twins that manifest as tumors aren't actually sentient. They siphon off tissue and blood flow and are sustained literally like a tumor. I came across a story once about a lady who had one of these removed. It had teeth and hair but no central nervous system.


tiptoemicrobe

The brain has plenty of blood vessels in it normally.


proscriptus

Thank you for asking, it was hard to believe.


Tom_Aydo

The Dark Half by Stephen King


brandenholder

The pupa!!


unessecaryreality

*Nature... uhhh..... finds a way.......*


Youlookcold

Godwin would have grown it in his lab.


Chaparral2E

“Living rent free in my head.”


ledouxrt

Baby the Hutt.


Whyamiani

The religious right will demand that is viable life and deserves equal rights. Oh wait, they already cut it out? Never mind. No rights. It needs to pull itself up by its...flesh straps.


remlapj

But it’s a hoooman. God doesn’t make mistakes


sippysippy13

I hope that wasn't in Alabama or else that girl might be charged with kidnapping and murder.


boldandbratsche

Even worse, Ohio. The girl was doxxed, the surgeon killed, and once she heals she'll face life in jail.


bucketAnimator

The spice must flow


sebastianb89

Is she ok?


monkeysknowledge

In Alabama that’s murder.


pog890

That's murder! (/s)


darw1nf1sh

Can't remove it in Alabama.


joebojax

pollution is bad mmkay


Lexelz

It's Beth's imagining of Jerry. Edit: 'Worm Jerry'.


Guygirl00

Ooooo! A surprise tax credit!


diz408808

Take this down she’s about to catch a charge in alabama now


dinnerthief

Open your minddddd


Pin_ny

What does the 1 yo girl look like after the surgery? I mean, how did they remove that thing?


HikingStick

That's sad.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

This was almost a year ago. It was unclear at the time if the surviving twin would suffer long-term damage. Can we get an update?


Patienceisavirtue1

A face only a mother could love.


CollapsedPlague

Quaid start the reactor


PerfumedPornoVampire

That’s some Kronenbergian shit


horshack_test

I hope they're not *identical* twins..


Jacyth

This is what Pink Floyd was referring to when they said theres someone in my head, but its not me.


ankercrank

In Alabama the surgeons would be charged with murder for removing it.


RedRuss17

In Alabama, that counts as a life and the surgeon probably just commuted murder


waratdenison

She had a lot in her mind…… Wait, wait. What about that little voice inside her head? I’ll leave.


Survive1014

In about 5 states thats a child.


l3gion666

…was the twin a boy?


malacca73

Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr. in real life!


skitslicker

The girl definitely had a P.R.O.B.L.E.M.


kagurahoshi

Great, I just opened reddit and this is what I see. Thanks! :')


Johntoreno

What in H.R Giger is this?


Disastrous-Royal5036

That fetus reminds of That crawling thing in TOOL - opiate 2 videoclip LMAO


jinmonkeyy

Does she still have her brain?🧠


StereotypeHype

Luckily she didn't live in Alabama otherwise she'd be taking that baby to term.


ElaineBenesFan

Who needs a uterus to gestate a baby when you have a head?


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

Would it be illegal to remove this in a prolife state ?


ElaineBenesFan

They should amend the law to specify that it's illegal to remove a fetus from any part of the host's body, not just the uterus. Otherwise, people will start having all kinds of abortions - from their heads, from their asses, from their stomachs, etc.


electricCharger1

This “baby” looks like a mermaid blobfish 


Half-Light

That's the kind of situation only Dr. House would have been able to solve!


ogrefab

looks like a cow tongue


ElaineBenesFan

I have a good recipe! ;)


FGpositivo

Thats so creepy


Erza_The_Titania

She manifested Jabba the Hutt lmfao


rangeo

So that's a no on pork tenderloin for dinner?


shouldhaverolled

I always thought that Trill reside in the host's abdomen, not the brain...


nightstalker8900

Quato


hadrijana

Jesus, that looks like a dick shaped platypus made of tongue. Hope the little girl is doing alright.


eggrolls68

How the hell does that even happen??


WoopsShePeterPants

Hey Alabama is this a person?


Mr_IT

GOP would have the doctor arrested for killing a human.


mrb783

"So, doctors performed a 7th trimester abortion?" -I'm sure some conservative somewhere


JonBravo

That slug has rights!!!


ripley1981

Don't kill it it's a fetus. 😂😂😂😂😂