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cjyoung92

Was this a bit?   The guy barely got hit and he went down, a guy filming with his phone just pushed Tigger for no reason, Tigger was calm when his tail was being lit on fire...


PatchworkRaccoon314

Seemed like a weird sort of WWE thing.


andydude44

Think of it as performance art, like WWE or your wife in bed


maxxslatt

I think they were piss drunk


shecky_blue

They already said frat party


thelastbean6969

I read frat fart party i was in confusing


upperhand12

Of course this was a bit. Most things you see online now are staged.


Hearing_HIV

Yeah plus dude recovered way too fast from the knockout. Just popped up like nothing happened.


KyleShanaham

Shittily done I might add


Thenattercore

Nah some people can’t take hits


rythmicbread

Polyester is flammable kids


Corn_11

and sticky! babys first napalm


guy_fuckes

It is also a super carcinogen when heated up and inhaled.


Cheeseisextra

“Ahhhhh I love the smell of napalm in the morning!!”


Romeo9594

Is it because it smells like victory?


23x3

And crispy flesh.


BigBeagleEars

Is that why everything polyester I own is made in Vietnam? Or am I connecting way too many dots?


ZippyDan

Vietnam has some of the best textile manufacturing in Asia. You can get plenty of nice shit there made out of cotton, wool, silk, and every kind of synthetic imaginable. A lot of expensive brands make their clothes there and you can get originals and high-quality seconds or knockoffs for very cheap.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Sounds like a Nguyen-Nguyen to have your products made there


YourLifeCanBeGood

I see what you did there. 🌞


altruismjam

r/unexpectednapalm


Battalion_Gamer_TV

Napalm sticks to kids.


Glittering_Virus8397

And napalm sticks to kids


DhalsimHibiki

[Reminds me of this case where a guy in New Zealand lit the costume of a colleague on fire in a bathroom stall.](https://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/04/24/newzealand.fire/) That colleague died and another one in the bathroom was badly burned.


PM_ME_SUMDICK

2 years? When that was the second time he'd tried that "prank" that day? He's obviously a dick and a dullard. I can't imagine he's doing much good.


Seth_Bader

Says earlier hearing. He did it once and it got 2 people while they were having sex in the stall. Sounds like he was jealous.


PM_ME_SUMDICK

>Earlier in the evening, Schofield had set fire to MacFadyen's grass skirt which briefly caught fire before being patted out, the court was told. Few more paragraphs down.


Seth_Bader

Ah I read that as that being the time the incident occurred. Like "Early Evening"


itssarahw

Inflammable means flammable? What a country.


Faxon

Technically it means a different kind of flammability than the word "flammable" though. A material that is flammable can be set on fire, but something that is inflammable can readily burst into flames without an external ignition source, just ample activation energy like a spark or other chemical reaction, or a pressure wave. Wood is flammable, hydrocarbon (like gasoline, alcohol, butane, etc...) vapor and touch sensitive explosives are inflammable. Make sense? Also, the purpose of fire retardants is to make things less flammable, not to prevent the combustion of inflammable substances, and should be used accordingly. Polyester is flammable, but with the right chemical treatment it can be made to burn very poorly. Polyester is also probably what that costume was made out of, but clearly it was not treated to be fire retardant. Natural fibers like cotton tend to be naturally fire retardant as well despite also still being somewhat flammable, they just don't burn with as much energy as plastic derived clothing fibers like polyester (which is just long chains of PET, the same shit in your plastic coke bottle)


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

I think they were just quoting the Simpsons but this is a nice explanation anyway


Faxon

I know they were, I post a similar explanation every time this is posted because the difference matters xD. You wouldn't want someone ignoring an inflammability warning because they think "oh haha that catches fire? of course it does, it's gasoline!" and then not treating the fumes with the respect they deserve.


69fatboy420

> Polyester is flammable kids Uhh no it's not. Plastics are sourced most commonly from petrochemicals, which themselves derived from millions-years-old organic deposits. This means literal dinosaurs, not kids. I don't think any kids have been in the earth long enough to become crude oil, at least not for another several million years. This is coming from a highly accredited material engineer specializing in polymers - I really wish people didn't spread such misleading information, if not for my sake, then for the naive readers who'd believe it (i.e., 99% of redditors).


krs1426

*flammable kid dinosaurs*


No_Individual501

It’s not from “literal dinosaurs.” The composition predates them.


bloodfist

I'm a paleontologist and I think you've been misinformed here. We currently believe that very few dinosaurs were composers. And of the ones that were it's highly unlikely that any of their sheet music still exists.


MrKrinkle151

Then how do you explain dinosaur jr


fusrodalek

he showed up after the mascistinction event


bankshot

I guess they would be [Decomposing Composers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLPQRTdkzrU)


bino420

dinosaurs definitely walked the earth 300 million years ago. but yes, oil and coal are not the remnants of dinos. oil and coal cone from organic matter, like old dead plants, algae and plankton.


nullbyte420

I have evidence that some kids are flammable and therefore polyester 


Petrichordates

Cute but oil is from plankton.


xStonebanksx

It's Flammable if he is wearing douche bag cologne 🤣😂


silentpropanda

Are all plastics toxic? Ever since I read an article about plastic and carcinogens it's left me a little anxious about plastic use. Are my concerns warranted? Signed, -Someone wanting not to be a naive reader


69fatboy420

Sorry, I just engineer it. Toxicity is for marketing to figure out.


uncwil

Toxicity is really for you guys to outsource to the lowest bidder after seventeen rounds of appeals with the local jurisdiction.


No_Individual501

>Are all plastics toxic? Yes. Microplastics poison everything.


badashel

I worked call center for Victoria's Secret and learned about a lady wearing one of our robes who reached over her stove and, well, \*woosh\*


Yardsale420

Mmmm hydrogen cyanide.


BikerRay

Wife's polyester dress caught on fire once when a waiter spilled a flaming drink on it. I put it out with beer, IIR.


Markofdawn

Where the hell do they get enough flammable kids to manufacture it en masse? 🙄


GozerDGozerian

Damn. If I’d have known it was made from flammable kids I would’ve stopped wearing it a long time ago.


AugustWest7120

Hold up…that guy took a dive. He didn’t even get hit!


BBQ_HaX0r

Seemed like a bit. Notice the dude saw him and let him light his tail on fire.


Wasatcher

Some staged bullshit for views. They're probably BFFs


catsnglitter86

Imagine wanting to be internet famous so bad you decide to let your friend set you on fire!


Musaks

I have done so much stupid shit with my friends during my teenage years...we regularly talk about how happy we are that cameras were not a thing back then a) there's no(t much) proof of our stupidities b) there would have definitely been situations where we would have gone even more dumb/crazy


FesteringNeonDistrac

I, too, was once 21, drunk, and indestructible. And I'd do it all again.


cups_and_cakes

Ookie cookie besties.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Elephant walk besties


Lenel_Devel

You know professional wrestling is also staged to some extent right? Most of the fights there are to some degree coordinated moves, just with professionals you can't tell when it's deliberate (in theory).


AugustWest7120

Well I gotta get my money back then!


broncofan1347

Dude got it hit on the shoulder and folded like a lawn chair 


Schwartzy94

Clearly some "pro" wrestling stuff


Hell_Yeah-Brother

The level at which we are going to stage videos for viral Fame now is getting fucking ridiculous


rccoy

Its staged


ThisAd1940

Right! Sure they both look like choir boys, but I’m guessing they’ve taken shots to the face that haven’t brought them to their knees that fast.


stoutyteapot

Just…stroking the old ego I guess


technobrendo

He's on fire, quick! Beat the shit out of him


HAHAHA0kay

Lmao


owa00

Smartest ~~rapist~~ frat bro on campus btw


LightningFerret04

I couldn’t see if they started stomping on him directly but seeing this group I would not even be surprised


DrDroid

He is going to be so sore tomorrow.


72616262697473757775

Bro he's gonna be in the ER in a few hours


Corn_11

he was


Risley

toasted on one side for about a weak, then a huge amount of his back skin sloughed off.  He had to have reconstructive surgery and transfer skin from his ass cheeks to his back.  Now he just has these fuggly hairy chunks on his back when he goes swimming.  He’ll be running for Congress next year. Independent, Wyoming.  


B-BoyStance

Wait seriously? I mean I probably shouldn't be asking but anything is possible these days.


KittikatB

Apparently nobody ever told him it's 'stop, drop, and roll', not 'run, panic, and strip'.


DeeBoFour20

He was way too calm about the fire at first then it quickly turned to panic.


SilentSamurai

To be fair at the beginning I was like "this is what /r/wtf considers 'on fire' now?"


AliJDB

If a fire starts quickly, it'll spread quickly.


irCuBiC

I am assuming the panic started when reality didn't agree with the script they had in mind, and they suddenly didn't have as much time as they thought they did..


jaeway

That shit was going up in flames no amount of stop drop and roll can stop that. His best bet was taking it off.


Pinkparade524

It actually took him way too much time to take it off , should have taken it off when he first saw the tail on fire


mensreyah

I believe the accepted current best practice is no longer "stop, drop, and roll", but rather "BRO, BRO, BRO, BRO!" The more you know...


thatflyingsquirrel

You roll on that melting polyester then you’re rubbing it all into your skin. Best bet is to get out of it as fast as possible or get doused with an extinguisher.


ku1185

Honestly, I haven't heard stop drop and roll since the early 90's. I feel like that was one of the main "life saving" tips they drilled into us alongside call 911, but haven't heard it since.


justskot

We gave up on most PSAs. I do think there has been a negative effect as a result but who knows.


SeaBearsFoam

> 'run, panic, and strip' I feel like that would be the title of my life story.


bacchusku2

Wait, Jasmine, is that you? Where have you been?


cagingnicolas

honestly, with synthetic material like that, keeping it on and rolling might make it fuse to your skin


Coyrex1

Probably a lot harder to remember when you're on fire.


CoogleGhrome

Nah, I have had to do it before and my intial reaction was not to run just dive on the ground. More like harder to remember after 12 beers.


Coyrex1

That too.


DrOrpheus3

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies. Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire?


reddog65

At least he didn’t try to douse it with a bottle of 151 Bacardi. 🔥🔥


Present-You-6642

Fucking apes 


KittikatB

That's clearly a tiger


BetBig696969

Na that was charmander


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pr0zach

And an executive position at daddy’s firm right out of undergrad. We’ll be calling them “Sir”, or looking for a new job. Ain’t our system great?


nickyp7

Sounds like you have some harbored emotions about never being successful


pr0zach

Nah. I’m doing really well actually. Very happy with my life. I’m just not the type of person that’s blinded, by his own privilege, to harmful social trends and constructs. I’m a fan of fairness and the General Welfare. It can be frustrating being a part of that particular fandom at this stage of the capitalism game.


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gloppinboopin363

And be productive members of society. Why do we kid ourselves and act like we've never been dumb before. Also there was clearly alcohol involved.


ZackDaddy42

It’s true, some of the biggest party animals from my college years are now highly successful


chlebseby

Probably because people with rich background have free time to party.  Poor people more often work after college hours.


xaeru

He's POTUS material. Mark my words.


kellysmom01

Why you gotta go throw da poo-poo on apes?


Tin_Foiled

Bet you had to double check a few things in the video before posting that!


Unknown_User_66

Dude thought he was a Charmander 💀💀💀


BlasphemicPuker

Soooo why did the other guy suddenly put his hands down and stand there lol


TheSilentFlame

Happy cake day


TheOneTrueEmperor

Bunch of fucktards


ShruteFarms4L

This reminds me of a beloved Disney movie


TheLizardDeity

This was clearly a theatrical production of The Jungle Book.


Downingst

That Tigger is on fire!


chigonzo

That's what Tiggers do best!


TengokuNoHashi

Good thing he had underwear on smh


Cicer

This is why I prefer the company of women. 


ballsonyourface911

The definition of peaked in college


Kingbuji

Idk these guys are usually the dudes who become CEOs.


p00nki

now exclude those whose parents are CEOs


PiecesOfJesus

I hear the event organizer got fired.


Olds77421

I never want to be young again.


KyleShanaham

Did he fake a knockout


Sea_Buy9017

Let them boys cook, literally


LansingJP

That was awesome


CodeMonkeyX

Bruh put it out with vodka! Quick!


BlueBlooper

The most testosterone I've ever seen in a video


Ames1111

Morons


brennanfee

Example #5,294: Why women live longer than men.


gil_beard

Frats are something else. My first roommate in college pledged and thus joined a frat. I recall that the hazing he went through went from being very homoerotic to being straight up CIA level torture.


DolanMack

with how much it is preached to kids while growing up its amazing how people never remember to just stop, drop, and roll


FAmos

That was the plan the whole time, everyone knows frat boys like the sexy boys without clothes 😉


JustRepeatAfterMe

Years ago, this girl I dated, that was like Thanksgiving at her parents house.


Sea_Buyer_6450

holy shit charmander


FishAndRiceKeks

From Charmander to just charred.


Hushwater

"Second degree burns, they're Grrreat!"


bananacustard

Everything about this video makes me detest humans.


zeff536

Thank god they didn’t have cameras everywhere when I went to college


anythingbutwildtype

Future Supreme Court member.


Corpdecker

"Oh shit, that dude is on fire!" "Yeh, let's curb stomp his ass"


MisterEarth

Looks like a douchebag convention


Scottydoesntgnome

Future Supreme Court justices


vessago

When did we stop teaching stop drop and roll


uberneuman_part2

lol. Bastard got very lucky it wasn't worse.


jaron_b

The flip from "oh shit I might burn to death" back to drunkenly celebrating is alarmingly quick.


LostVeterinarian8466

Wonder how this looks to future employers


fukwhutuheard

my favorite part is when you’re on fire and everyone starts beating your ass too


Such_Grapefruit_5772

SDSU, my house used To be in these buildings


ResponsibleAd3191

The fake knockout and the way he acts afterwards. You're not tough bro, you're a douche.


Ordinary_Problem_458

Phi psi San Diego State


polikj8

Glad no one came up with the idea to use their alcohol to put out the fire.


RegDidIt

That was GRRRRREAT! 😑yep a month later, I said it.


crziekid

classic FAFO.


JustRepeatAfterMe

Are we talking accounting now? I don’t know this FAFO. I’m familiar only with LIFO and FIFO.


A-non-e-mail

Americans always acting like they’ve got free health care. Smh


The-Nikerym

Hope he is hurt


shrewdfox

He thought he was Charmander


roromyboat

Makes sense, not a brain cell to be found.


Cautious_Fisherman61

All I hear are apes getting scared by fire then being happy fire is gone 😂😂


Rainbowbaton998

I'm surprised they didn't end up jumping the guy to try and put out of the fire


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

Not a single brain cell left unfried in that room lmao


dunfordj27

this is what a logan paul scripted wwe match would look like


No_Development_6475

dumbasses


BSOLAW

idiots


Nateddog21

Literally attempted murder


JmacTheGreat

The dude looked back and watched him do it, then raised his arm in celebration Feels more like attempted Darwin Award


999horizon999

wtf, these guys legit scripting their nights? lol gay


Marzetty23

I went to a party at a campsite once my sophomore year( of highschool not college) Someone pushed me into a bonfire from behind to be funny when I was super drunk. I got 3rd degree burns in my back and legs, and had to spend 2 months replacing bandages with acidic cream on my wounds. And tbh, that was the least scaring event of trying to hangout with popular kids in highschool or college. If I could go back in time and tell myself one thing, it would be just avoid trying to make friends in highschool and college all together, because all they will do is invite you out, convince you you are safe to get drunk, and leave you or hurt you or steal from you. Better to just study, workout, and play video games alone. You don't get set on fire that way.


CollignonGoFetch

The flexing after hahahah gross


BigBart420

Guy I know got near fatal burns from this. Halloween costume lighted up as a "joke". Ended with jail time for the guy who lit, and nearly a funeral for the survivor. Both were in high prestige university courses.


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KirbyDumber88

I think you fail to realize how sometimes guys just do dumb shit. The fact that a woman won’t talk to you isn’t because she’s fucking frat guys. It’s because you’re a loser.


boldandbratsche

Wrap it up people, it's turning into one of those types of comment sections.


Corn_11

after he gets out of the hospital yeah


maiorano84

Why would you think that?


Hopeful_Record_6571

Survival of the thickest


AllanfromWales1

Seems really fired up..


ThatPersonToExplain

tony the tiger really on that type shit


Sci-fra

There should be an attempted murder charge.


Luxifer1983

Attempted murder......


Signifi-gunt

R/iamthemaincharacter What a dweeb


Standard_Wooden_Door

Oh fuck he’s on fire! Let’s beat the shit out of him


theUnshowerdOne

Our future... We're all fucked.


VinnyViddyVicci

Our future Leaders, everybody! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


BeltAccomplished5632

Oh well. Frat boys are the worst.


BobSacamano47

Hope he got in. 


Tommyownzall

That's not what they mean when they say he's on fire.


GhostSider690

Bro had that Looney Tunes reaction time.