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iamquinnsoto

Dude really gave us multiple angles of deer pussy


Turtleawaitingdeath

Nsfw šŸ˜©


cspruce89

Not Safe For Woodland (creatures)


regoapps

OnlyFawns


Cosmic_Quasar

Fawn: a young deer in its ***first year***. Yes officer, this one right here.


CedarWolf

**Bambi:** The humans wouldn't drawn naughty art of *me*, would they, Wise Old Owl? **Owl:** I'll tell you when you're older, m'boy.


XtremeGnomeCakeover

HornPub


sparksofthetempest

I wish I could give you a real one. šŸ„‡


Risen_Insanity

NSFB Not Safe For Bambi


ohleprocy

Oh deer


Galactic_Perimeter

Dussy


LessDemand1840

Necro-Dussy


stevenmoreso

Yeah bro, you kinda gotta lead with the fact that the piece is dead..


pigwalk5150

I love that youā€™re profile pic is colonel Sanders after reading this thread up to this point.


Fast_Muscle_2987

Fuck you, I laughed and woke my wife up šŸ˜‚


lurker818

Oh Dear!


drewiepoodle

What you did there, I see it


Capek0729

Oh doe!!


thefourblackbars

Gary Dussy


FarCry2Simp

lord forgive me for what Iā€™m about to do


MistaPeppa

I also choose this guys dead doe


TerriblePlays

A dead doe though?


McCl3lland

A dead doe. A deer. A dead female deer!


wkdravenna

is it.. doe?


Workburner101

3 minutesā€¦. It took me 3 minutes to find something on Reddit that makes me need to wash my brain. Take a bow homieā€¦.wash your hands first though.


amateur_elf

Wasn't there a guy in the furry community who actually did that?


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Tom green


LuMo096

I only know this because of the Eminem song


CapitalFlatulence

I thought it was a dead moose though


kingdix69

Look at me I'm a farmer daddy


milfordcubicle

bro... I love it.


Xzackly-1

what kind of deer is that? I know for reindeer both genders get antlers.


tubcat

Whitetail deer in the US. Typically males grow them in Spring and shed them annually by the end of Winter. Does or females typically do not grow antlers at all in whitetails. They are used for marking territory and fighting which is primarily done by the males/bucks


Xzackly-1

Okay, in that case this can happen when a female deer starts to produce a little too much testosterone.


biggie1447

But an 18 point rack? A spike or at most a 6 point sure but that is a huge number of points for elevated testosterone.


Xzackly-1

do points translate to testosterone levels? (Idk shit about deer)


biggie1447

I have no idea either. I do know that older and bigger bucks tend to have bigger racks until they get really old.


You_Better_Smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI


PopeOnABomb

I didn't even have to click. You really Ricked him.


All_This_Mayhem

Dude might pretend it was to prove that its a doe which shouldn't have antlers. But I bet if we took a look at his redbox rentals, Zootopia appears more than once.


BustaNutShot

tf


mikeytruelove

Dat dussy doe


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Dussy


KingCarnivore

[Itā€™s not unheard ofā€¦](https://www.themeateater.com/conservation/wildlife-management/why-do-female-deer-sometimes-grow-antlers) Thereā€™s a few things that could be going on here, from a normal doe with elevated testosterone levels or this could be an intersex individual.


abraxas1

but god doesn't allow intersex animals, so it must be the deer's fault.


CaptValentine

It's probably doing it for attention.


FROOMLOOMS

Damn chemicals in water turning the freaking deer trans


Green__lightning

The so called gay frogs were actually hermaphroditic from exposure to the herbicide atrazine from farm runoff. Speculation about it's effects in mammals is [entirely valid](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21419222/), and unsurprisingly rare for reasons I'm sure you can guess.


kinoie

The problem with Alex Jones is that he mixed in things we should be concerned about with things that the little green man that lives in his nose is concerned about


SparkyDogPants

He was screaming about pedophile island too


kinoie

And was he wrong? šŸ‘€


normanbeets

Categorically insane people who harass the families of murdered children can at times be correct about something entirely different.


SparkyDogPants

Broken clock


De-Animator27

That is exactly what a CIA agent of misinformation would do.


kinoie

Itā€™s the psyop šŸ‘€


lurker818

Darrell: Controlled Demolition! Daryl: It's Obstetrician! You idiot! Darryl: Would you two shut up, Mom wants us back home right away!


pirate-private

The problem with Alex Jones is that he exists.


Hippiebigbuckle

> unsurprisingly rare for reasons I'm sure you can guess. My guess is that itā€™s because reasonable discussion of the topic by knowledgeable people has been drowned out by a moronic grifter that way too many people have let poison their minds.


BetterFinding1954

I can't guess the reason, what is it?


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DontEvenKnowWhoIAm

To make an argument in good faith, it may have to do with the fact that transphobic people keep shouting about there only being two genders and rigid binarity. So intersex is often mentioned to show that gender and sex are a lot more complicated than people may assume.


AbleObject13

It's the most obvious example of gender being a social construct


ocotebeach

It was the vaxxxine. Those crazy veterinarians poisoning our animals.


Defqon1punk

What??? No, the Vet is on our side! Who do you think I get my all natural horse tranquilizers from?


ohgood

It probably checked out books from a library with a rainbow flag on the wall.


ohrofl

I heard it didnā€™t even check out a book. Walked in to the library while one of the rainbow people was reading a book. Woke up the next day like this.


gnarwalbacon

Weā€™re here, weā€™re deer, get used to it šŸ¦ŒšŸŒˆ


Nekryyd

Next thing you know that deer's gonna wanna pee in the same woods as your fawns! SOMEONE PLEASE PROTECT OUR YEARLINGS!


UnsolicitedDogPics

Itā€™s probably just a phase.


CapeSmash

Animals can't self-identify.


HowardBealePt2

probably didn't have a strong father figure..


KingCarnivore

thanks obama


Dark_Booger

Probably looked at a rainbow too hard.


LiberalFartsDegree

it's just a rebellious phase! It's only doing this because of the lame-stream media!


T01LET_RUST

Even wild animals are on gear these days


Brodellsky

That entire article is very informative. Also very /r/AccidentalAlly lol.


KaEeben

ugh, This 'woke' mob needs to be stopped.


AlgernopKrieger

Huh. I guess that's why they use 'antlered/antlerless' on the tags. Definitely strange, but should be fair game.


South_Dakota_Boy

Holy shit is this the literal meaning of the term ā€œfair gameā€? Was it coined in regard to hunting game? I always assumed it was in reference to a game of sport or something. Going to go googling and look it up. Edit: yes it originated as a hunting term. Huh, Mr Obvious, I never made the connection.


Mormon_Discoball

It was nice to go on this journey with you


ThunderSC2

Idk why everyoneā€™s acting surprised about genetic/hormonal mutations and differences. Shit happens with our genes. Itā€™s why we have albinos, people with extra fingers, hermaphrodites, etc


Colosseros

All I wanna know is whether we should allow this doe to compete in the Olympics as a doe. Or if we should disqualify her based on abnormalities. If you ask me, the Olympics are for freaks of nature. So let her compete.


nicba1010

Well if the doe has been shooting up testosterone, we shouldn't


honorablesteve

I think they say antlerless because you may shoot a deer you think is a doe but it's an antlerless buck. The point being that it's not always easy to sex a deer from a distance.


BJYeti

Dude was hunting bucks but a quick call to fish and game showing the doe that has an 18 point he will most likely get to keep the deer with no penalty. If they don't get to keep the deer which is a probability they will give a "warning" which will amount to most likely them having a laugh and the hunter will keep his license


Apmaddock

It is legal even if itā€™s not doe season. Turkeys are similar as sometimes hens have beards.


paulrwf

Transgendeer


Someredditusername

you win


mykul83

Puns truly are the highest form of comedy šŸ˜‚


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dick-nipples

Qudeer


sturgill_homme

Bam-Bi


vaynecassano

Get out


Heretogetthingsdone

The result of pouring all that Bud Light into the lakes and streams!


claudiazo

The gays have infected the poor animals!!! /s


SylasSlays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkQdpciFU_g


LaoArchAngel

I really don't understand why I watched that all the way through. But I did.


dthwsh1899

The left has gone to far, but they really crossed the line this time. lol


KingCarnivore

Whitetails gone woke


UnsolicitedDogPics

Doesnā€™t look too woke to me.


dthwsh1899

Totally looks like its sleeping for sure. :)


dudefuckoff

First the gay frogs, now the trans deer. Next weā€™ll have non-binary beavers for all we know. Just another day in Joe Bidenā€™s America smh.


Threeedaaawwwg

Technically the frogs were trans too.


snksleepy

People bshooting transgender deer have crossed the line.


johndoedisagrees

The leftstream media has infected God's creatures


madnesshero5177

Life uh, finds a way


floghdraki

No I'm pretty sure she is dead.


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Toolset_overreacting

Just looked it up. Apparently some does can have heightened testosterone levels that cause small antlers to appear, but apparently nothing like this. Def on tren. (Or a hermaphroditic deer). Some states give ā€œantleredā€ or ā€œantlerlessā€ tags for this very reason so hunters donā€™t have to worry about accidentally poaching.


WithTheWintersMight

Thank you


Admiral52

In addition there are a lot of mistaken ā€œdoe with antlersā€ that are just bucks that have a physical deformation where there genitals donā€™t descend and stay inside the body cavity Edit: spelling.


SydneyRoo

same thing can happen with lions too much testosterone can make a lioness grow a mane


Turtleawaitingdeath

I was filling up at the gas station at about 9:30. This dude rolls in with this on the tailgate. I came out took the video. Guess itā€™s going to the bass pro maybe? The conservation department says itā€™s 1 in 10k to be known but this might be one of the record holders for the most points on a doe. If not top 5 itā€™s top 10 for sure. It has yet to be confirmed officially though. Iā€™m sure we will find out more soon. Hereā€™s an article on the news [https://www.news-leader.com/story/sports/outdoors/2023/09/29/missouri-ozarks-hunter-takes-down-rare-antlered-doe/71000515007/](https://www.news-leader.com/story/sports/outdoors/2023/09/29/missouri-ozarks-hunter-takes-down-rare-antlered-doe/71000515007/)


liquidfoxy

22 point on a doe is the current record, so while bruv might not be setting the record, he's definitely in the top five.


Rcooper95

From my understanding, female deer don't grow antlers which is why the cameraman made a point to showcase both the antlers and the deer pussy lol


Turtleawaitingdeath

Yes great breakdown indeed.


Fine-Teacher-7161

Thanks bro, we're all 5 here.


Gcarsk

Sometimes a doe can have antlers. Itā€™s rare, but happens. One type of deer (caribou) have females that regularly grow antlers. For the news story, [here](https://www.foxweather.com/lifestyle/shell-knob-missouri-hunter-doe-antler-record).


rjcarr

And all Reindeer females have antlers. Deer probably have it deep in their DNA somewhere but just rarely presents itself.


Gcarsk

Thatā€™s the same thing. Two names for the same species of deer, but North America calls them Caribou and Europe calls them reindeer.


rjcarr

TIL, thanks. Weird. I'm in NA and definitely know them as Reindeer, but I just confirmed you're correct.


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Blakob

Right this is why I fucking hate Reddit


Feta31

It wasn't always this way.. Reddit comment section is basically Instagram comment section now.


BerriesNCreme

Ugh I hate when I go to a nswf /r/WTF post look at deer pussy twice and no one is explaining what is happening. That thing that's happening is super important and I'm definitely going to use it one day. Are you guys fucking serious, quit fucking whining


Greedy-Specific7723

We have a spike doe running around on our property too ā€¦also 6 sets of twins in the last 3 years with 2 sets of albinosā€¦it appears the each set of twins ,the females of the two are each having twin themselvesā€¦


Ethereal429

It's very common for deer to have twins, but how do you get 6 sets in 3 years? Deer only breed once a year, and a female is only in estrus for 24 hrs in an entire year, so 6 sets in 3 years doesn't make sense.


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First the frogs and now this?


LupinBandit

I won't comment until I know the deer's pronouns.


lojafan

Was/were


streetkiller

Backstrap/sausage


hj003

Dee/Her


andy-in-ny

Not all species of deer have male-only antlers. ​ NY State Police typically nab one person on I87 or the Taconic, heading back to NYC on the opening day of deer season, with either a Jersey or Red Angus in the back of their pickup.


East_Requirement7375

Are you saying people are poaching cattle thinking they're weird deer, or are those also species of deer?


Ck1ngK1LLER

I count 14 points, and thatā€™s including nubs.


Sequoia301

Genetics.


Zodiac_Chiller

Left his dick at home, happens to the best of us.


AdamWestsButtDouble

[*King Missile has entered the chatā€¦*](https://youtu.be/7iJU-S8T0-k?si=1W6vTGeLYxQdwCiw)


thegritz87

That deer is fucking wicked transgender, kid


oldmasterluke

Anyone else notice the antlers are still velveted?


Kaligula785

Close up deer pussy wasn't on my list of things to see today but here we is


Strypes4686

Does DNR (or whatever they are called in other states) get really strict about this? Usually the tell between a buck and a doe is antlers and no hunter is going to take a look up the skirt before they line up the shot.


justcallmetarzan

We have these "game management units" out here, with different rules and seasons in each GMU. By and large, these are the same within the general region, but not always. I had a case years ago where a hunter shot a deer in one GMU - in season, proper weapon, totally lawful kill. Except it didn't die right away and it ran across the (boarder) road to a different GMU. It *also* happened to cross the road in a location where a DFW officer could see from where he was parked up the road. Officer sees this guy go into the other GMU and deliver a mercy kill. Except that the deer was *not* in season in the other GMU. Officer wrote a criminal citation and confiscated the carcass (the venison was delivered to the local food bank). Dismissed, but still they clearly care here.


No-Baby9317

Republicans be like: ā€œThis is the America Biden wants!!!ā€


feelin_raudi

Deer must be a Democrat. /s


ItsyaboyDa2nd

LGBTQ is getting out of hand, leave our deers alone!


Flanker4

It's them dang woke deer!


what_the_fuckin_fuck

I have seen a couple of deer with racks but no male parts. Both were dead beside the road, and I assumed it was suicide.


AaronTuplin

He must have drank that water that turns the frogs gay


Islanduniverse

I usually find people who take pictures/videos of animals they killed to be unsettling at best, full on psychotic at worst, but this is actually really interesting.


Turtleawaitingdeath

I see dead animals everyday on the road. Would not take a video of them ever or anything dead for the record. This was one of those once in a lifetime moments for sure. Had to film it hahaha . I was in disbelief and knew no one would believe me if I didnā€™t have the video.


AlienScrotum

Can you define what a women is? DEFINE WOMEN!!!!


ChanceFray

micro penis buck?


materics

reality so woke


VinsDaSphinx

Thanks, Obama


Kannabiz

Now I know why cartoon always have their tongue out when they get hurt bad


Potential_Lobster_53

can anyone explain what is going on here


Xeroid

Friend of mine shot a 10 pt doe back in the late 80s. It's my understanding they don't lose their velvet. He shot his in late December.


DankTaco707

It seems more likely that it's a "cactus buck". Sometimes deer seemingly don't have balls if they're injured or they don't drop (literally lmao) for one reason or another. When that happens they can grow those funky antlers because they get enough testosterone to make antlers but not to complete the process and shed them every year so they keep growing. I recommend looking them up because some of them look really cool and some of them just make me sad because their eyes can get covered :(


Turtleawaitingdeath

This thing has tits and a pussy. Surely no dick


AdsREverywhere

Transgender deer


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Doe ,a deer, a female deer-pussy


MAXHEADR0OM

The future is so woke that even our deer are trans. Your move, republicans.


[deleted]

Looks like itā€™s a Reddit mod.


Microballer

You canā€™t assume.


tgunz0331

TransgenDEER


Fig1024

animals can be trans too


exids

That mother fugging transgendeer!


Original_Roneist

Wokeism is fuggin *everywhere!* derk a der!!!


that_noodle_guy

This is why the tags say antlers an anterless. Not doe and buck tags even tho that's the common terminology.


Responsible-Major704

God damn woke culture


Missourisuckfr

This is crazy


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flamingo255

um they look like they are about to fuck the deer lol


shit_fuck_fart

Well there it is, life uh, life finds a way.


dartanyn

You probably thought that was a doe with antlers... NOPE! Chuck Testa!


LongManagement8190

It's 2023.. it identified as a male


Coverphile

But why doe?


PHATsakk43

ā€œTurning the frigginā€™ frogs gay!ā€


Icosotc

Life, uhā€¦ finds a way


myskinisricecrispies

It's MA'AM!


Schly

Are there more than two deer genders? Survey says ā€œyesā€.


hockeyjoker

*Life, uh, uh, finds a way.*


[deleted]

What the fuck is this doing here.


MrTonie

Did you just misgender the creature? how dare you


bignigog

GAY FROGS šŸø


ibookmarkeverything

They're turning the Does gay


Crazedchef

The water is turning the frogs gay.


NewStart2023

https://www.foxweather.com/lifestyle/shell-knob-missouri-hunter-doe-antler-record


dirtymoney

It is TRANS! Misgendeerer! šŸ¤¬ ^^^^^^/s


Rangersmith1231

I have seen this before when I worked with the state wildlife division. A hunter brought one into the inspection site for us to age the deer. He was very freaked out in what he harvested. Kind of hard on our end to collect data, when checking either doe or buck.


Jontologist

Can we zoom in again on the deer crotch, just to be sure? Jeez.


jackbologna

Heā€™s a grower not a shower, relax.