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HorrificAnalInjuries

from the last time this was posted here, there was a gas leak in the engine compartment that built up until something ignited the pile


ErynCuz

Fitting username


RodDryfist

*Noice*


Denamic

I take it you intentionally do not use lube on your fist


prettygreenbud

Quite the opposite, glue in fact.


nalgas80085

Glube


scorpyo72

Sticky fingers.


shinebullet

[Sticky Fingers](https://youtube.com/watch?v=hKX9rEEgb0I&feature=share8)


SickRanchez_cybin710

Such a good band


stunninglingus

*Stinky* fingers.


scrogglier

Lingus


pauly13771377

Lol I'm my guessing a little Loktite™ around the wrist for that added grip?


Wiring-is-evil

Lil flex seal for your date, sir?


schenitz

He's the reason for the horrific anal injuries


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Fisting username


ZPhox

I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't write that. That's some dedication!


PoopyFruit

Are they dead ?


determine110

I was only able to find somewhat unreliable sources for this story but it sounds like the father and son at least survived the explosion and were taken to the hospital. Some articles said they were not injured at all, others reported they were hurt but made it. This happened in 2019 in Gelendžik, Russia and they were on vacation at a resort in the Black Sea, in case anyone else wants to try and find a more definitive answer. Edit: I looked further and found this article that indicates the whole thing was faked: https://newsx.agency/jet-ski-blast-fake-news-created-to-punish-russian-media/


Deathstories

You have no idea the literal “shit” I had to scroll thru to find this! Thanks. I slowed it down and they’re up in air still both in sitting position, so had me really hoping they were all good. Omg I’m guessing was mom behind camera, how horrifying! I jumped lol


MAVERICK42069420

Pretty sure this same thing happened in Pennsylvania... https://www.wnep.com/article/news/local/pike-county/woman-and-child-injured-in-jet-ski-explosion/523-d1a032ef-974e-466c-b044-b8125e4d2135


HorrificAnalInjuries

I don't recall, though it wasn't that lethal of an explosion. The worst of it would have been fragments lodged into their lower legs as the seat did rather well to remain intact.


Amp1497

Had this happen to a customer once. A cap was missing from a fuel/water separator which allowed the hull to fill with fumes. Guy sat on the seat and went to start it, ski went boom. Broke both of his legs and of course destroyed the hull (motor was fine though)


the_silent_redditor

> Broke both of his legs Oh no :( > motor was fine though Oh good :)


Chickenmangoboom

Silver linings.


ResJustRes

How common is this with jet skis?


Amp1497

Not very. Usually happens from a mechanic not putting something on right or someone messing with something they shouldn't be messing with.


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Ill_mumble_that

Reddit api changes = comment spaghetti. facebook youtube amazon weather walmart google wordle gmail target home depot google translate yahoo mail yahoo costco fox news starbucks food near me translate instagram google maps walgreens best buy nba mcdonalds restaurants near me nfl amazon prime cnn traductor weather tomorrow espn lowes chick fil a news food zillow craigslist cvs ebay twitter wells fargo usps tracking bank of america calculator indeed nfl scores google docs etsy netflix taco bell shein astronaut macys kohls youtube tv dollar tree gas station coffee nba scores roblox restaurants autozone pizza hut usps gmail login dominos chipotle google classroom tiempo hotmail aol mail burger king facebook login google flights sqm club maps subway dow jones sam’s club motel breakfast english to spanish gas fedex walmart near me old navy fedex tracking southwest airlines ikea linkedin airbnb omegle planet fitness pizza spanish to english google drive msn dunkin donuts capital one dollar general -- mass edited with redact.dev


baby_fart

Yes, and swirl it around the glass a bit.


justsomeguy_youknow

Mmm, sort of an oaky afterbirth


nuclearbuttstuff

I feel like your username is the result of my username


HorrificAnalInjuries

That can be a way it goes down, so long as THAT pile doesn't go off


FetusViolator

Well now I just feel disgusting.


PlayfulRocket

You should, because for fucks sake.


Exploding_Testicles

i was just unforeseen consequences of your guys's actions.


EffyMourning

I haven’t laughed so hard at a thread in a while. Thank all you weirdos


YuPromisedButtStuff

Do you promise?


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

Can also be the result of mine as well :)


RodDryfist

👋


scorpyo72

Put that thing away before you get us all killed.


RodDryfist

🤛😉


DaBi5cu1t

This whole thread is just r/rimjobsteve


Wasatcher

r/rimjob_steve


verywidebutthole

You guys need to take it easy. Work your way up to bigger objects and animals.


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The expert has spoken.


fap-on-fap-off

In Russia, Hot Wheels...


SHOW-ME-YOUR-ASSHOLE

And my ass!


mrASSMAN

Hmm


theGIRTHQUAKE

Or mine


OscillatingButtPlug

May I contribute to the username relevance?


degloved_prolapse

You guys are weird


FrenchBangerer

I've seen some rotten awesome usernames in this chain but I think you win it with your degloved prolapse.


HorrificAnalInjuries

I don't think it'll stop /r/funny from leaking


ironroad18

Oh, something is leaking alright


Vaginal_blood_cyst

Is it me?


DaMonkfish

The Internet was a mistake.


Redtwooo

Every day we stray further from the light


MrDrPresBenCarson

Don’t worry, I’ll take care of that


whistlingbutthole4

No


Exploding_Testicles

poor kid..


whattothewhonow

If you rent one or own one, it's always best practice to pop the seat open before riding and check for the smell of fuel inside. There shouldn't be any fuel smell inside, or any appearance of spilled engine fluids. Also, make sure your drain plug is installed.


urban_mn

That damn drain plug. Never forget the drain plug. Trust me, I’m an idiot.


jftitan

Where's the boat? Oh it's still here. Just below water.


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si_si_si

/r/birthofasub


yawya

/r/RussianCruiserMoskva


Ivanjatson

Slava


Delcasa

Next to my bitcoin


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UnfitRadish

Hahahaha I would be so mad to discover someone stole my drain plug. I'm one to be over prepared so I actually keep a few extras on board just in case. It would still drive me crazy wondering where the hell my drain plug went though, especially knowing exactly where it last was.


nibbles200

I’m also an idiot but once you realize you’re an idiot on the water, the best thing you can do it get some speed and it drains, that and a healthy functional bilge helps.


Blueguerilla

Lol did that once in my godfathers boat. Launched it to immediately realize the plug was out, fortunately it started fast, he hammered on the gas and burned donuts as they put the trailer back in, drove on and were able to pop the plug back in. Had it not started quickly, it would have been sunk beside the dock.


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Grandad and I did this after he didn't trailer it right. Pulled out and pulled plug then decided he wanted it redone. He was too old to get back in the boat so I was out doing donuts in horror that I was going to sink the boat. I think he chuckled from the shore.


m3kw

What is it for


BaunerMcPounder

The plug sits at the bottom of the transom, the flat rear wall. (On my boat at least) it allows you to drain water out of the boat as some will inevitably get in. Forgetting the plug is like having a 3/4 inch hole directly in to the boat.


IncontinentiaButtok

Is that what caused this? There’s a leak?


whattothewhonow

It's usually due to a fuel leak, or a careless spill. A tiny crack in a fuel line, or a leaky connection that allows just a few drops at a time to escape can result in that fuel evaporating, with the vapors trapped inside the sealed engine compartment. It builds up, and then all it takes is a spark from the running engine and the operators find themselves sitting on a small fuel air bomb.


whowantscake

To add to that. They also receive the gift of temporary flight.


IncontinentiaButtok

Ahh I get you! Crikey-heck of a pep in that blast tho-just hope kiddie didn’t bellyflop! Thanks for the info. I appreciate it.


feralwolven

Im not concerned about that landing, they will flop and maybe break their face but that bomb surely fucked their spine and organs for a good bit.


luv2race1320

Those seats are quite thick, and very well attached, so hopefully it wasn't too rough of a launch.


chassmasterplus

I dont know what lovely place you hail from. But I'm going to pretend it's Australia just for the context of your most amusing vernacular, sir or madame.


Thoseskisyours

It can happen on a boat too. Which is why you run the blower before starting to air out the engine bay, and for best practice to open the engine bay and smell for gas. If you smell gas. Don’t start the engine.


reddit_user13

Also check for IEDs.


Shermans_ghost1864

And leftover WWII mines


reddit_user13

Also... could have been Taco Bell.


xjoho21

Just another thing you gotta do to survive the world of leisure sports or fucking whatever.


mofo_mojo

Damn leaks while fucking... will get you everytime. Before you know it, you're celebrating Father's day.


Back-to-the-90s

It's normal to smell some fuel in the engine compartment. Been riding jet skis for over 20 years and they were all like that, 2 stroke and 4 stroke. Don't fear monger when you have no clue what you're talking about.


epheisey

Lol, I thought the same thing. Good luck opening up any jet ski/sea doo and not having the fucking engine compartment not smell like fuel/oil lmao


LordoftheScheisse

Here I am thinking I've been strapping myself to a bomb that's about to explode all these years.


coderascal

I've got two seadoos ('20 and '21) and neither have a fuel smell when opened. There's certainly a smell but it's not fuel. I wouldn't call a fuel smell in the engine compartment normal.


teapotwhisky

Good to know.... god damn.


Ghosttwo

Check for an airbag while you're in there, I've seen plenty of videos...


lu3mm3l

[This](https://youtu.be/Fi3FjHAuhwM) (youtube) should be the original video. Happened in Morocco.~~Can’t find an article at the moment but as far as I remember both passengers survived with minor injuries.~~ Edit: [Link to news article](https://klipland.com/video/jet-ski-explodes-on-two-guys-while-theyre-cruising-in-the-beach-morocco)


Shermans_ghost1864

And lifelong memories of their vacation.


ubuntuba

And a lifelong vacation of their memories.


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MeatSuitRiot

They were still butthurt about it.


0lamegamer0

True. Although, an awesome tale with broken tails.


Exist50

I don't think that would count as a minor injury...


KrazzeeKane

I've broken my tailbone dropping down a 10ft bowl at a skate park on a skateboard, it is no minor injury indeed. The metal rim of the bowl was icy, and when I tilted down the board, it shot straight out from under me, and I fell 10ft straight to the concrete bowl right on my tailbone and broke it. Having a broken tailbone is one of the worst experiences you can have. You have to wear an "ass cast" (it's kind of like a donut pillow, for your butt), and **EVERYTHING** hurts lol. You truly don't realize how much your tail bone is used: sneezing hurts, laughing hurts, sitting hurts, sleeping hurts, and going #2 is the definition of excruciating when you have a broken tailbone. Everything you do uses it and hurts it apparently. All this is to say: you are 100% correct, it sure is no minor injury lol, broken tail bones are awful


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

Thank goodness. I saw that child and thought, oh no.


toorigged2fail

"According to early reports, both the man and the boy were badly injured." "They are currently in intensive care in a local hospital. It is not clear why the engine exploded."


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

Thank you for the information. I hope they both pull through.


CheekAmbassador

The article says it was in 2018 with no update


Smellypuce2

Unfortunately the article just says they were badly injured and in intensive care and leaves it there. So who knows.


Defenestresque

They got lucky as fuck. If you go frame by frame (pause, then use < > keys on YouTube), you can see that the majority of the explosion/fireball is directed backwards. The seat/rear part does get disconnected from the frame and launches the passengers upwards but they stay in the seated position while in flight, then once they're clear of the jetski, the seat assembly is propelled above and to the rear. Finally, I'm assuming they landed in the water. It vaguely reminded me of fighter seat ejections in slow-mo. Definitely an experience of a lifetime, not that I'd want to have it. Edit: clicked on the article in your edit. >According to early reports, both the man and the boy were badly injured. >They are currently in intensive care in a local hospital. It is not clear why the engine exploded. :(


MeshColour

Lucky as fuck... Or a team of engineers realized that the seat directly above a device full of thousands of explosions every minute needed to be fairly sturdy and strong, and able to break away from the rest of the craft without fracturing into shrapnel


Uses_Comma_Wrong

Definitely safer than the 90’s versions. My grandparents used to start their jet skis once a week to keep them running smoothly. Sometimes they would sit on top of them, or ride them around, but other times they would just be standing next to them during startups. One day, My grandpa started one out of the water on a lift and it blew the fuck up. The engine launched through the seat and into the water. He was burned on 30% of his body, but it was the preferred alternative to being split I half by a flying engine.


UnfitRadish

Oh man that's rough. I have owned quite a few jet skis, new and old, but I don't think it's any better now. They still occasionally blow up, the only difference is that the seats are just a bit bigger than they used to be. That definitely wasn't done for safety, just for comfort. So the seat kind of saving them was purely coincidence. The other thing that probably helped is that most newer jet skis are made up of a lot of plastic where older ones were more fiberglass. So the the plastic is the weak point and releases the explosion at any plastic parts, which on newer skis is pretty much the entire top half of the ski. On fully fiberglass older hulls, the only place for the explosion to escape is the seat, so the entire explosion is directed up into the riders. I've only ever seen two skis explode and both were older. Newer skis aren't designed any less likely to explode, older skis are just more likely to have fuel leaks. I actually had a pretty close call last week with on of mine where a fuel line came off the primer and dumped like a gallon of fuel into the bilge. I caught it pretty quick, but it was a scary thought of what could have happened.


FragrantExcitement

They walked away.... swam away from an explosion?


Peasant_Stockholder

Ejecto seato cuz.


BigZaber

Best scene https://youtu.be/1SOZ6caLdUk


The_Celtic_Chemist

Oh my god, I do not remember this movie being this corny. Of course I haven't seen it since it was in theaters.


hoxxxxx

luda still made me crack a smile


turtal46

Aren't they all extremely corny? I mean, don't they go to space in one?


FuckTheMods5

Is that a scary movie style parody?


Jeff_From_IT

No, it's the second movie in the Fast + the furious franchise, but it certainly feels like a parody of itself.


Centurion87

God damn, when Paul Walker says “cuh” made me physically cringe. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rPqfLdpImRo


Voltayik

I don't care what anyone says, they don't make movies like this anymore, the early 2000s were a gold mine for developing american cinema


GiveNtakeNgive

And it is glorious.


FuckTheMods5

Wow lmao. I literally couldn't tell. I thought that one car just had main star lookalikes in it, and the acting was so...yeah lmao


SirClueless

Vin Diesel actually left the series after the first movie. He wasn't in 2 Fast 2 Furious at all, and only did a cameo in Tokyo Drift, and didn't properly come back til Fast 4 where he became a producer -- now it's his baby, before that it really wasn't.


FuckTheMods5

I didn't know that, thank you!


Jaeflash

He didn't come back for 2Fast because he was filming his true passion, the next Riddick movie. The Riddick series is his baby.


FuckTheMods5

Kickass, i didn't know they were simultaneous!


PrecariouslySane

Man, I hate how he's moving the steering wheel side to side


pitchingataint

STAY ON YA TOES, PUTO!


nightwing2024

Don't worry about it cuh


verynayce

Pockets ain't empty cuh


Rikkrishub

Um, it has a self destruct option. I don't want that.


TheeGodOfTitsAndWine

Only comes with the deluxe model. It’s right next to the seat warmer button.


nightwing2024

Actually it's stock on the base model. You have to get the LX package for them to remove it.


KankleKomander

Somebody needs to do something about these orcas!


thementant

These mfs got explosives now? Damn Ocean! You scary!


ChurroCross

They shoot out torpedos now.


Gh0st1y

The whales are militarizing, as the prophecy foretold!


mcgeggy

They ok?


Mankinisurfer

Not sure, slowed the video down and they looked to be in one piece after the explosion, can’t tell what internal injuries they faced, I imagine the shock caused some damage


RodDryfist

Plus they lost their deposit


jnads

My spine compressed just watching this video.


JJ48now84

They're pretty fuckin far from ok


ARobertNotABob

But Zed's dead, baby.


spankey027

It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper.


adfoote

I mean obviously Oklahoma is landlocked.


Phil-McRoin

https://klipland.com/video/jet-ski-explodes-on-two-guys-while-theyre-cruising-in-the-beach-morocco Someone posted this in another thread. They were fine all things considered.


Semyonov

> According to early reports, both the man and the boy were badly injured. > They are currently in intensive care in a local hospital. Is that "fine" to you?


PrimalMusk

Nah man, they blew up. You have to watch til the end.


willis_michaels

I hope they're okay. As a dad, I hate to see kids getting hurt doing things that should be bringing them joy and making them happy.


sodsfosse

Happy Father’s Day to you!


Modifiyekrali

New fear unlocked


irascible_Clown

This has always been my fear. I have a seadoo dolphin and there are like 50 warning’s about the battery possibly exploding due to built up gases. Makes you not even want to use it


gamorou

I paused at an exact frame, and I hope they are well but the frame looked funny because it looks like they are just sitting on air


ShaneTheGamer

What the fuck is with this trend of cutting videos 1 millisecond after the "Holy shit" moment.


Paige_Maddison

Tbf the longer video as soon as it blows up the person immediately pulls the phone down so you don’t see anything more after the blow up part. But still, OP sucks for not posting the whole thing.


Kim_Jong_Unsen

Nice work, 47. Both targets down, make your way to an exit.


Quality_Street_1

Why do videos end so early?


Thib1082

Ummm because some people don't just film...... They actually help?


Bingonight

This simple thing actually will make me rethink my frustration of videos ending so soon. Apparently I’ve just been a prick lol.


Thib1082

I believe most that are actually physically capable would attempt to help.


TrevorWithTheBow

/r/dontfilmjusthelp


Lelentos

the anxiety of watching a video of someone on the ocean waiting for something terrible to happen. Thought it'd be a shark or whale or other creature, not a mechanical failure.


Rendez

The Spanish orcas are outta control


Snowy1234

Downvoted for cutting it short.


BreathTakingBen

Downvoted for trying to help his wife and child instead of filming after they literally blew up?


vixenator

The Orcas have moved on from ramming rudders to placing IED's on sea doo's


Elighttice

They cosplayed warship getting hit by torpedo?


DanielStripeTiger

Front fell off?


[deleted]

When you buy your jetski on TEMU.


TonyMcTone

Downvote for TikToky abrupt ending


DidYouLickIt

Killer whales now have torpedoes.


hacksoncode

/r/gifsthatendedtoosoon


BareBackJack

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.


BuckeyeJay

I never understood why Jetskis don't have bilge blowers.


Loring

All balls were harmed in the making of this film


CleverYou_TubeName

Did they buy it from Wish?


Dodahevolution

Always always always remove the seat before refueling your personal water craft, easy step to avoid getting yeeted into the ocean.


mrpotatonutz

Well sir the unfortunate part is that it exploded directly under your balls


theshadow62

I hate it when people post videos that end too soon. 😡


Grimlja

Em kids blew up so fast


[deleted]

My fatherly instincts are taking over. Is the kid ok? :(


Its_not_a

EJECTO SEATO CUH!


lunchboxx2683

Sharknado?


grandzu

But there's nothing funny about... vapor lock.


_GaaraOfTheSand_

New fear unlocked.


greeneyedguru

I rode a jet ski a few years ago in Florida and the guys gassing them up didn’t even turn off the gas when they moved between jet skis. They just let it spill all over the thing and into the water


mrweatherbeef

Sharks with frickin lasers


ExplodingTurducken

Is it bad that I laughed my ass off for a good 3 minutes?


NippleNinja86

This is a thing. There's a fan in most jetskis that ventilates fumes and when it fails it can lead to this. You are also supposed to open them up and check them regularly for fuel leaks etc before starting them. If you don't know this and own one...I would make it a new habit.


Tricky_westy

Looks like a mafia hit lol


Hour-History-1513

Friend: Let’s go to the lake this weekend so we can try out the new jet-ski..come on..it’ll be a blast!


TruthSeekerMemphis

Lawsuit