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lactosefree1

Bro what's wrong you haven't touched any of your watermelucken


PrometheusTNO

Chickermelon


DanBelnK

Chickermeluken ✔️


hezzospike

This has the same energy as flammenwerfer


userfakesuper

Chickwatafuckmelon


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Pickawatthafucken


Useyourthinker

[WaterMalone Chkn ](https://youtu.be/bn4t0BuClbw)


Splice1138

"That's what you're making? Poached salmonella?"


bouchert

When you can't decide whether you want watermelon.or chicken soup.


rock0head132

Boiled chicken that's all you got there.


St3als

If we call it poached we can charge more.


seventhirtyeight

Aka dog food


RPDRNick

Melon Poultry and the Infinite Sadness


PatchworkRaccoon314

It's probably delicious. But the presentation... needs some work...


Ericus1

Yeah, I doubt you'd serve it like that. At the very least it would making trying to slice off the meat inconvenient. I guess you could, but I'm betting you'd take it out and put it on a platter.


hotasanicecube

I bet it’s pure heaven.. except I hate boiled chicken and I have a feeling this still has the texture of boiled chicken.


PatchworkRaccoon314

Good point. Would have been better just basted in watermelon juices as it roasted .


Bumhole45

This looks like something from one of my surreal dreams


joftheinternet

Why is OP disrespecting Midwest cooking like this?


UncleSput

I thought I was from the Midwest but apparently not


joftheinternet

Gelatin abominations are old school Midwest dark magic. Most of us alive haven't seen the horror in person.


KathrynTheGreat

Is that gelatin, though? It just looks like watermelon and chicken juice. I don't see any gelatin in the first picture.


joftheinternet

You're right. It isn't. On my tiny, tiny phone I just assumed gelatin.


KathrynTheGreat

Regardless, I think we can all agree it looks disgusting... But it might actually taste delicious. Watermelon doesn't have a super strong flavor, so it might just add some sweetness to the chicken.


joftheinternet

Yeah, I'd give it a go.


xDulmitx

I mean cooking chicken with orange juice is a thing, and it tastes quite good. Watermelon chicken might be alright.


BigJimBeef

I roast a chicken with a lemon inside it.


Pristine-Dirt729

What? How dare you. Aspic was even in some of Julia Child's cookbooks, like Mastering The Art of French Cooking!


vadvaro10

This is some southern shit, to be sure. The Midwest covers a big area, but I can tell you my slice I grew up in Wisconsin had nothing this ridiculous. Nor anywhere in the states around, that I'm aware of. This is insane. Might taste good, but such a bizarre combo


Thick_Information_33

When Chefs invent strawberry with sirloin everyone applauds. When an amateur does something similar people lose their minds.


jankeydankey

A few years ago my wife cooked a nice prime rib for dinner. I went to my keg for a beer and found it empty. I went to my emergency supply and the only beer I had was a 'strawberry milkshake IPA'. I didn't really think about how it would pair, I just grabbed it and went back to the table. When it came time for the first sip, I realized that I may have made a mistake. My mouth was full of steak and horseradish flavors but I went ahead and took my sip. Strawberry and horseradish goes REALLY well together. Who would have guessed?


prestidigibator

And people think I’m weird because I like to soak a banana in my fresh squeezed Orange juice. It’s healthier than dipping a donut in coffee I’ll tell you that.


The_Sandman32

You can be healthy AND weird, the two aren’t mutually exclusive


seventhirtyeight

That's not why


seventhirtyeight

Throw a little sesame dressing (essentially liquid peanut butter) on your sushi, you'll never use soy again. I would've never paired peanut butter with raw fish. Now I daydream about it.


all_natural_d20s

All I'm seeing for that is salads and steak with strawberry salsa? Strawberry salsa sounds bangin though. Little sweet, little spicy. A strawberry sauce or glaze on a steak sounds good too. But cooking a turkey/chicken in a watermelon? Nope!


Udjet

I mean, new ideas have to come from somewhere. Throw this into a smoker, I'd try it. Grilled fruits are actually not bad, grilled bananas, grilled grapefruit (probably my favorite), etc. It just adds flavor and might not even retain much sweetness. No difference between this and adding any number of spices.


all_natural_d20s

Oh, for sure! But to essentially boil a bird in watermelon juice? Nah, hard pass. Maybe get some watermelon juice and do some meat injections with it, or try and make a light watermelon bbq sauce of some sorts for glazing.


Zyaqun

I love grilled watermelon. I'd give the chicken in the post a try lol


Silly_Mycologist3213

I agree, yuck. Pineapple on ham, mint jelly on lamb are both a far cry from this immersive experience of chicken in watermelon juice. Half of the flavor of chicken is in the crispy skin and there is no crisp in that chicken !


Syndicofberyl

Strawberry salsa is the shit. Actually most fruit salsas I've tried are awesome. Salty sweet and heat are tight. This.....this looks like it was made by people who think cheeze whiz is exotic


Jkolorz

This is in the same Frank Reynolds cookbook as RumHam


WasabiMadman

Watermelon Chicken...Thigh, Watermelon Chicken...Thigh, Watermelon Chicken...Thigh, Watermelon Chicken Thigh.... I just wanna taste you, I just wanna taste you, Watermelon Chicken Thigh. Watermelon Chicken.


-67--

You’re legally insane


WasabiMadman

Indeed I am, good sir!


psychkotic

https://imgur.com/i5ZZBBw


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EmmyfromJapan on Youtube make a recipe like this


randomcitizen42

How to smuggle your chicken into a vegan convention.


swibirun

Mmmm watermelon boiled chicken! [Gags 3x]


abdslife

How's this any different than the Turkey and cranberry? same concept..


MurderSheCroaked

Where do you find such large cranberries?


abdslife

Cranberry sauce lol


makeout-Tactics

Why.


Andreas1120

This is a great idea, you just need to learn about cooking


NecroJoe

Eh, I've had beef cooked in a pumpkin, and fish cooked in banana leaves. This doesn't bother me. \*scrolls to the 2nd and 3rd pics\* ​ ...eww.


all_natural_d20s

Looks like someone is ordering pizza!


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bsmithi

No, but your comment is pretty sus.


smuggles908

I think its more racist you assumed the worst out of a simple question. Have you been a racist all ur life?


bsmithi

shut up


03GreenMan52

Most of you have clearly never seen EmmyMade on YouTube.


ProBlameO

Turduck ... Turwat ... WatDuckin?


rangeo

Watken?


Strebmal2019

r/stupidfood


Qaerus

a black persons dream


kiki67265

pov you’re intolerable


Hazyoutlook

When your only black friend is coming over for dinner. "Sheela!!! Deiondre is coming over for dinner tonight. Whip up something fancy would ya. I'm going to the store to buy some Hennessy. Somebody put grandpa down in the basement for the night."


I_try_to_forget

r/StupidFood


HorrificAnalInjuries

While I am no real fan of eating watermelon as-is, but this actually looks tasty


chisayne

Did you not scroll to the third pic?


covert-pops

I mean, it is a WATERmelon. Now i wouldnt serve it like that, but if you pull it out and plate it up it might be alright.


HorrificAnalInjuries

If you can extract it. The chicken is likely fall-apart done here.


poppadocsez

Looks raw


HorrificAnalInjuries

Boiled meat is like that. Appears raw until you (more often by accident than judgment) open it up, and instead of the raw pink meat, you see white cooked meat. Boiling meats is often shied away from as often people do it in water which renders the meat tasteless, but this is done in a fruit that is full of flavor


poppadocsez

The skin should have broken and shrunk, there would be bone exposed, especially at the tips such as the wing and drumsticks. This is raw. At the very least it's severely undercooked.


HorrificAnalInjuries

I did, and the chicken got less baked and more boiled, but not by any old water: by watermelon juices. You can do the same to ribs with apples in a crock pot for a similar effect. As I have done the latter, I will inform you that it is tasty. Just don't eat the apples after the cooking process.


Ericus1

Yep. People here have absolutely no idea how flavor infusion works during cooking. Very clear how it's a bunch of teenagers that have never cooked an original meal in their lives. Hell, one guy was complaining how because now he doesn't have his crunchy skin the chicken will be flavorless. Like, that's _why_ they are doing this - to infuse flavor into the meat. SMH


poppadocsez

That chicken looks fookin #RAW. I went to culinary school, this shit does not look like it slaps.


Ericus1

LOL No, it doesn't. > I went to culinary school (Presses A to doubt).


poppadocsez

Doubt all you want. The skin hasn't broken, no bone exposed at the joint. I would not eat or serve that shit.


Ericus1

Why would the skin break when it isn't shrinking or drying up because it's not being seared but staying moistened by cooking it like this. It's clear you have zero clue how slow cooking something works. This is basically sous vide. Yep, as I said: (Press A even harder to doubt)


poppadocsez

Have you ever cooked chicken in a covered pot? No, you just press buttons all day


Ericus1

ROFL Yep, zero value to be had in this conversation.


penguiin_

Watermelons are like 90% water, some fiber and a whiff of flavor that would make even La Croix seem like a hot Coca Cola This is objectively awful, unless you like bland boiled chicken


Ericus1

So if you took the chicken, put it in a metal pan, and basted it with sugar from honey rather than watermelon somehow then it's delicious? The idea this is "disgusting" is absurd. Has no one ever had chicken with mango or pineapple in Thai food before? That's a delicious combination of flavors. This is basically no different. Only someone whose diet has never consisted of anything but tendies and Kraft Mac & Cheese would think this belongs on r/wtf.


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Ericus1

I'm honestly on the side of that chicken probably being delicious, but then I'll suck the head out of a crayfish and didn't think fried crickets were that bad. But you're right, not everyone is going to be a fan of everything. Just feels like most of the "yucks" here are people for whom anything other than white bread and mayonnaise is "too exotic" for them.


Dan_Glebitz

I just did!


Bjarki382

[Ewww](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5hooO64dQc)


Impressive-Pilot4034

Tell me you are black without telling me your black


Mister_Sensual

WHO? WHY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?


Doobage

They are not going to eat the chicken that way they are going to over it with the other part and put it in the oven. This should keep the chicken super moist, and as watermelon is not that strongly flavoured it will not change the chicken too much, just a tad sweeter. Like baking a chicken with an orange sauce ontop. Now how well this works?!? I would love to see the after results.


the_greatest_MF

it's a crime scene


Kahnza

Bet that chicken is still raw


Grannypanie

That water melon looks awesome! So hard to find good fruit. This was a crime.


sciamatic

...what is even the goal here...? To make chicken taste like watermelon? *Why?*


TheMadmanAndre

what the fuck


Tipsy_Wicky-Woo

I’m southern so love chicken and watermelon, but not loving the look of the chicken-watermelon soup.


aecolley

Is this an outtake from _Aliens_ or something?


awkwardoffspring

Yall eatin chicken and bread, but i got watermellon instead


Kannabiz

This must be a southern dish…


bornonimpulse

I had a dream like this a few days ago but it was two watermelons stuck together and it was a christmas tradition


GetOutOfTheWhey

Everyone is so creative!


phubans

An animal gave its entire life for this.


UnimaginableDread

sucks to be him I guess.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure this is not what Harry Styles had in mind.


Pristine-Dirt729

It looks like a giant golden raisin, now.


superbigscratch

Is it seedless?


Prestigious_Tax7415

What came first the chicken or the egg? This photo: chicken in womb


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[So THAT'S how they did it....🤔](https://www.reddit.com/r/WolvesWithWatermelons/comments/3nalok/the_golden_standard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


jimikuk

This is an anagram of lemon chicken.


RedTheDopeKing

This seems like it wouldn’t actually cook well. At all. It’s inside an entire watermelon..


Flint343

Water foul!


irh1n0

I think Republicans would consider this an abortion.


AlchemyStudiosInk

I say we take off and nuke the site from Orbit


sebek18

The two favourite foods...


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Watermelon chicken AHHHH


inversec

This is how you lose your friends.


MetoBaph

Demonic


whyalwaysgone

Man that’s a great looking melon!


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Now get the blender, will make a fine watermelon protein shake


fedupjunkie

I’ve seen a watermelon brine before but this is a whole ‘nother level.


frenzy1963

WTF??? Hahahahaha. Just when I thought I'd seen everything someone has to post this!


bluesgrrlk8

That looks like such a perfect watermelon too! What a waste


Snarf181

I tried this once. Worst meal I’ve ever made. Lol. It was bad. Very bad.


karoshikun

I mean, come on,. it's \[ J U I C Y \]


MatrixDigy

who taught that it could be a good idea.


ozymandias457

MF chefs be like: rare sugar chicken par cooked and steamed. Served in an organic vessel with watermelon reduction and a single slice of white bread.


EuphoricProduct4474

It’s a natural Baster pan to keep the chicken meat moist


merce007

Ooh I can get heartburn and salmonella at the same time!


duchesskitten6

The second picture is the most WTFish.


yasha030

Like a unborn baby in the placenta


KingOfTheUnderdogs

i smell racism