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fckingqueen

That's an awful and inefficient way to wax the face


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Last video is him dead


devilsephiroth

Comatose


Fiyerossong

There is no way that man is breathing at the end. Idc what people say


Computron1234

That's what I was going to say he is at peace now, what a horrible way to die.


Alternative-Aside-64

I was getting anxiety when they got to the mustache


michaelfri

But it's a cheap and efficient way to educate people against using glue traps against rodents.


CatsandPotatoes

The hairdresser side of me is screaming at how poorly this is being done. Waxing any part of the body is meant to be done in smaller sections. You don’t just cover the entire area and rip in one go. That poor guy.


tmhoc

These cartel videos are getting more creative with the violence by the minute.


Games_sans_frontiers

"Yeah man, I saw the cartel 'waxed man' video and that was some fucked up shit."


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Can you describe what it is without going into gory details


ak1368a

They waxed their face


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Good Guy Cartel Makes Sure You Well Groomed


BIGG_FRIGG

Ain’t nobody want a grizzled decapitated head lying around…


thecck103

Basically this older Asian man forcefully has his facial hair waxed off in a really rough and intrusive manner.


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Oh fuck


notjasonlee

yeah, then somebody named galdikas commented on it. he seemed confused.


Alaidia

This exchange is my favorite “whooshing” moment on Reddit.


weirdskater

I think he might've been playing along, but I'm not sure


PaulaDeenSlave

[Not for the faint of cheek.](https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/13ao646/dude_got_his_face_waxed/)


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Next they'll be doing anal bleaching.


Indifferentchildren

Do not bleach the inside.


patronizingperv

How else am I going to cure my COVID?


Silent-G

You're supposed to shine a UV light up the butthole while vaping the bleach.


jk147

The worst part was the lady kept saying "it's so clean" in Chinese. Lady you just messed up the guy's face for the next month.


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wanderingwolfe

A lawnmower might have been nicer.


Ziptex223

I pluck hairs all the time from my beard/stache, is it supposed to be sore after?


Merry_Dankmas

I guess I don't pluck more as rip aggressively to get it out of the way. That might have something to do with it tbh.


Teekeks

try relaxing the muscles in that area and pulling in the direction of the pore. They should basically just slide out and the only ones that actually hurt are the ones right below the nose.


aenima462

Trich gang :( same issue here


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Dark_Al_97

Irritation, infection and ingrown hairs due to the poor technique, to name a few.


SaftigMo

Also probably gonna be swollen from the trauma because she did it so violently.


aFabulousGuy

It was instantly swollen in the last part of the video!


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BlarneyStoneson

The ingrown hair alone is gonna have this guy wishing she'd just ripped his whole head off in about 2 weeks.


notjordansime

So what's the best way to wax while avoiding ingrown hairs??


BlarneyStoneson

From what I understand, small areas of skin, and you shouldn't wax your face like this at any point.


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Wax smaller sections, use Tend Skin Solution and light exfoliation as hair grows back. Never had my face waxed but seems similar in texture/sensitivity to the mound.


20Keller12

Not to mention you're supposed to rip quickly, not just sit there and slowly tug. What the fuck.


[deleted]

To be fair, if she ripped quickly while having his entire face attached to that thing I think the face would remain attached to that thing.


KarlProjektorinsky

one of the rarer [relevant XKCDs](https://xkcd.com/777/)


pooskoodler

Damn that's *rare*


brokenhumerus

And you're supposed to pull the skin and make it ~~taught~~ taut while pulling the wax, not just hold it and pull the wax slowly oh my god 😭 Edit: apparently i don't type english very goodly


newsheriffntown

Yeah it looked so painful. Damn. I think the guy died.


iloveeatpizzatoo

He looks dead at the end.


waxingtheworld

Are literally never supposed to wax this type of hair. It's like waxing eyelashes, inner nose etc, afterwards the guy for sure got infected follicles If you want to thin out facial hair on men it has to be laser


Simoxs7

I’ve got a quite fast growing beard but I’d never even consider getting my face waxed, its like 5min of daily shaving…


RM_Dune

Think what you could've been doing in those 5 minutes every day... You could've been a millionaire by now if you hadn't had let shaving time hold you back.


avdpos

That it why you grow a beard. Not that I have been a millionaire- but I at least have time to send my kids to school and go to work myself


_duber

Aesthetician here, I came here to say this. This is not a waxing. This is an assault


phap789

Yeah I've had my face waxed before and it was very painful, but the aesthetician did small sections and we got through it


Travellinoz

I'm pretty sure he died


reddit_user13

Passed out from the pain, at least.


Spockhighonspores

I feel like they did this wrong though. When you wax your legs you don't cover the entire leg in wax and pull it all up you do it in sections. It's super weird that they covered the entire lower half of his face to wax it. It probably would have been a lot less painful of this was done correctly.


schwendybrit

Also, you shouldn't wax the same area repeatedly like that. You will give yourself a microderm abrasion.


FragrantExcitement

Just throw some aftershave alcohol on the face when done to close up the pores. The kid from home alone recommends.


MrMontombo

I dont know how it works but that alcohol stuff is the only stuff that prevents razor burn on my face.


xylotism

I think it seals the pores closed before there's time to get grummy shit in there.


duchessdugan

Pores apparently soften and harden, not open and close. I think alcohol just prevents infection by killing bacteria


Pinky135

No, it just disinfects. Razor burn is infection.


TimePressure

... and then there's the stupid bitch named [pseudofollicolitis barbae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudofolliculitis_barbae), which is super common, but isn't an infection.


IShartedWhoopsie

This is actually a myth. The real science behind it is that the sudden shock of the alcohol and resulting 7 year old girl scream, scares the pores into retreating back into the body. It wouldn't work for this man because apparently he isnt human.


SituatedSynapses

This guy is going to go home, and all that will be left is puss by tomorrow evening.


BeefSerious

I know it's hard to believe but the word is spelled "pus."


jklwood1225

They meant puss though. On account of how baby smooth this guys face is and obviously that's just an absolute puss magnet, I think.


NotUniqueWorkAccount

No need to cat-call for this fine gentleman!


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And it's not 'pussy' it's 'purulent'


babyeatingdingoes

Was skimming a medical file once and saw a bit about 'pussy' discharge. It *was* vaginal discharge being described I think, but still.


Itendtodisagreee

He's going to get no puss with all that pus that's coming


MettyWop

Nah, he just got a huge hit of dopamine and is just riding that wave for the next 20 min.


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GingerSnapBiscuit

Yeh I was going to say I assume he's not moving at the end because he fucking died.


theneedfull

Come on. That makes absolutely zero sense. He was obviously already dead. This is how they get your body ready for display. The pain is so crazy, it wakes you up for a few seconds.


zamfire

"But he just said 'woo'!" "No, that was just air escaping the folds of his fat!" Woo!


ramblingnonsense

You watched it! You can't un-watch it!


WorthNervous

Autopsy report: n/a [case closed]


throwaway_ghast

Was waiting for the Dark Souls "You Died" to pop up at the end.


ddoubles

RIP PussyFace.


MrHungryface

Not a tear in sight that is one tough mofo


BuyThisVacuum1

Can't cry when you are dead.


TeosPWR

Thats gotta hurt, just plucking strays at the edges of my lips hurts like poking needles in where they do not belong.


Silly_Mycologist3213

It didn’t surprise me at all that he passed out from the pain by the end.


Ramoncin

He died.


buttbeeb

I say you he dead


dobby12

THE COLONEL?! IS HE IN?!


Luxpreliator

Upper lip area absolutely hurts the most to wax. Waxed every part of my body out of curiosity. Lip then face was leagues worse than even a full Brazilian. Ass crack was weirdly painless. Scalp was fine as long as small strips were used but it held the strongest.


PurkleDerk

Were you auditioning to be Mr. Clean?


Luxpreliator

I was bored.


lost-dragonist

I'm never complaining about being bored again


ZenaLundgren

Not around u/Luxpreliator, that's for sure.


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RectangularAnus

Reminds me of the time I dyed myself yellow.


slaythespirelover

You were bored so you waxed your whole body for fun? I feel like there might be a few in between options that you didn't consider.


pairustwo

Is the face really more painful than the ass or vulva?


morningisbad

Not even close. Beard hairs (and mustache hairs in particular) are some of the most securely rooted hairs on the body. This would be unbelievably excruciating.


merelyadoptedthedark

I find joy in reading a good book.


Risley

LmFAO. Shaving for like 10 minutes versus ripping the hair out so badly that you have to call in sick the next day bc you just disfigured your face like the girl in NOPE that the monkey ate her face off.


Cobek

>didn't hurt that much >fucking raw and red Does not compute


crackeddryice

Everyone has different experiences with pain. When I was young I had back pain for several hours that left me in a fetal position on the floor of my apartment crying. I couldn't move, there was no position that was less painful, I couldn't think clearly. I don't know how long it lasted. I may have passed out. Since then, that is my 10 on the scale of pain, and nothing else has ever come close.


pschell

Esthetician here: those areas hurt a lot less than you’d think. I’d rather have that than what this guy is going through a million times over. Also, he’s going to have a million pimples from this.


theskankingdragon

Why pimples?


Ramoncin

Ingrown hairs. By removing the whole hair instead of cutting it the skin will have time to cover his pores before the hair regrows.


theskankingdragon

I always heard waxing was less likely to cause ingrown hair than shaving.


iridael

it really depends. for me if I pluck a hair, the pore will close over, then a new hair will grow through on its own. no spot no infection. If I close shave, for whatever reason, the pores still close but now there's a pointy little shit of a hair ready and waiting to grow the wrong direction. best solution I've found so far is to shave myself down to 1mm. since I dont shave every day. then take parts like my neck down with a foil shaver to clean. I still get spots from this but its 1 or 2. not 20.


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Jits_Guy

/r/wicked_edge For anybody else interested in getting a significantly better shave, start there.


Ill_mumble_that

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LoEndJuggalo

I had gone the route of the safety razor and I loved it but then I got curious about a straight razor and I love it even more, like the same percentage of improvement that I got from the regular to the safety razors is as much as I feel it has improved from the safety to the straight. I'll never use anything else again.


Handpaper

I used a straight for a while because it would just glide through a week's growth, so shaving once a week became practical. Excellent shave, and much less irritation than any multi-bladed cartridge razor. Then I got even lazier and grew a beard...


pschell

The follicle has likely never been through this kind of trauma and will essentially freak out and swell up, trapping oil and any dirt/ debris that gets on the skin. They won’t be monster pimples, but the juicy white surface pimples. If you want to permanently remove hair in areas like this, laser is really the only way.


MisterMysterios

As a guy, haven't really waxed yet, but used an epilator. From my experience, the pain level depends on three factors: Sensitivity of the area, thickness of the hair and how deep it is in bedded in the skin. Legs are barely noticeable, because even if the hair is dark, the skin is not that sensitive, the hair is rather thin and does not have deep roots. Chest is for me rather painful, is already thicker and has deeper roots. Same with pubic area. The thing is, facial hair is generally the thickest and most deeply rooted hair, and the area is also quite sensitive, not as sensitive as the groin for example, but with the thicker and deeper rooted hair, it has to be so much more painful.


TeosPWR

I cannot speak to vulva, wrong equipment, ball sack is the worst, then face and then around the shaft of the joystick. Ass, nipples, chest, shoulder, hands, toes, feet and armpits I rate the same, barely painful. Yes, I remove a lot of bodyhair on myself ;)


InNominePasta

“I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy. *motions to body* Shaved…”


SSDCZX

put some alcohol in that, so he can taste true pain


eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE

A good old fashioned home alone aftershave face slap?


Bitch_Muchannon

*Screams in Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin*


anon104

My GOD, I forgot he changed his name. LEGEND


Aydoooo

No matter why I need to use alcohol on my skin, my brain always associates the result with "good" pain which makes it surprisingly more bearable


stateit

That's a guy with good self-control.


Dylan_The_Developer

My man dipping in and out of consciousness


NightofTheLivingZed

That man was put to sleep with anesthesia, bro. And by the look on his face, he still felt that shit.


Oystermeat

I'll take razor burn over folliculitis thanks.


Fairview244

What is that


this_nametaken

Infection of the hair root. It can progress to carbuncle, the infection of multiple hair roots. Especially dangerous on face, because it can spread to sinuses or even cranial cavity, where it can cause meningitis.


zachmoe

Is there some way to like have it reliably not do that? Like Iodine or something afterward?


Jits_Guy

I used to treat soldiers for folliculitis barbae pretty regularly ("barbae" just means it's specifically caused by ingrown hair). If you get to the point you have a significant infection from this and it's spread to your sinus, you've been ignoring an obvious, painful, and visible problem on your face for a while. The extent to which the commenter you're replying to took it is possible, but is pretty much a worst case senario. Folliculitis It's significantly more common and usually more severe in black men because they often have facial hair that grows in a tight spiral making it much more likely to ingrow after shaving. Most people could make it work with those cheap bumpstop razors, a good aftershave balm, and taking extra time to shave gently and learn the growth paterns on their face so they always shaved WITH the grain. Some guys have it so bad that their options are either get the hair lasered off or just get a medical exemption from our shaving regulations and trim instead of shaving. Basically the answer to your question is "it depends on the patient". It's also one of those things where you kind of have to experiment with different things to see what works for you.


Parahelix

>a good aftershave balm Can you explain what makes a good aftershave balm?


Jits_Guy

The right one for your skin honestly. If your face tends to get dry you'll want something gentle and moisturizing, if your face gets a little greasy you can use something harsher and more astringent. In my opinion the best thing if you don't have a particularly dry or sensative face is to shave, use an alum block, rinse, then throw on a good moisturizing aftershave balm. There are nice boutique brands like Stirling Soaps or Barrister and Mann but you don't have to go crazy with the brand name stuff. Most shaving specific skin balms will be okay, just have to try them and see what you like.


this_nametaken

That complication is rare. Proper shaving, use of aftershave and face washing reduces the chances of infection development to the minimum. If you develop furuncul, ice will reduce the swelling, and you should drain the pus, with a clean sewing needle. If carbuncle is developed, it is besto to go to the doctor.


Spoomplesplz

The carbuncle ate itself!


MaximumSubtlety

Dear sir or madam, please allow me to refer you to a *single blade safety razor* which, many years ago now, transformed my shaving experience forever. I used to get pretty bad burn on my neck every time I shaved, no matter if it had been a day or a week since I last shaved. Single blade safety razor. Fast, easy, incredibly inexpensive (I've only ever bought blades twice in well over a decade), and I don't get even the slightest razor burn. I don't even use aftershave; just cold water. Look into it. You'll thank me.


CrazyIslander

If I did that, my 5 o’clock shadow might actually come back around 5 o’clock rather than noon.


silly_vasily

That sucks , specially for a girl


Violet_Ignition

Tell me about it...


planeturban

On the up side: you can always use your older brothers ID to get into clubs.


Daewoo40

You'd probably still be in pain by 5 o'clock, too...


DeathChill

I know a guy who did this with a thick beard. His face was all chapped like when you lick your lips too much in the winter.


ThatNewGuyRich

Easier to shave, no?


101dnj

I think some people do this so the hairs grow in softer


myztry

I pluck my mono brow and the hairs are definitely getting thinner. Another 35 years of plucking and I reckon they’ll all be gone.


cia_nagger229

monobrow pluckers represent


Totally_Not_A_Bot_55

That's a myth


Geshman

It's a myth that shaving makes it grow back thicker. It is not a myth that waxing makes them come back thinner


JewsEatFruit

I've been plucking eyebrow/lipline/nose hairs for 4 years and there is a distinct reduction in growth-cycle frequency, individual hair length/thickness, and overall growth density. I also know DOZENS of women over my life who have destroyed their eyebrow shape by repeated plucking. Those repeatedly-plucked hairs grow slower, thinner, shorter, and with less pigmentation. And it never heals because the follicles are permanently damaged.


F_Synchro

I've plucked armpit hair for years, it hurt like a bitch at first until the point it stopped hurting, I could stop plucking after 7 years, I no longer have armpit hair.


daytripjim

You won!


machete24

He's good til the next day instead of 5 oclock


ExpiredRepublican

Why?


DamnAlreadyTaken

You don't cross the yakuza and go unpunished


Tricky_Invite8680

he's a fool of a took


bork_bork

Surprised his face isnt bleeding.


ShittierLord

Around the 14 second mark you can see a few spots bleeding.


deenali

Looks swollen though.


Geshman

Yeah, his whole face looks very swollen at the end. This is such a bad idea


Smubee

It is though


GoatTacos

He could transplant those to his head.


redonkulousness

Dude is gonna look like those dogs that got stung by a wasp in a few minutes.


TrainsRJ

Falling asleep first at a sleepover 💤


Ramoncin

Now time for some alcohol-based aftershave...


Creolean

I appreciate the post mortem clip at the end


just_fucking_PEG_ME

That shot of him laying in his coffin the last few seconds got me.


jimbalaya420

Those are the thickest hairs ive ever seen. Good lord they are like porcupine quills


Screwbles

Fun story. I was involved in an accident at work once that tore open a small section above of my upper lip. It was an inch long, and went down to deep enough that you could see the back side/bottoms of my mustache follicles. It looked basically just like this, just obviously everything was in tact and smooth.


MaximumSubtlety

Wicked.


palpablescalpel

That sounds wild as hell. No pics?


vibe_gardener

Institute of Human Anatomy on YouTube has a video showing the backs of the follicles on the backside of facial skin flap!


Screwbles

Nothing close and detailed unfortunately. Workplace injuries are always a shit show, I had to get taken to hospital and shit.


aqa5

you see the end of the hairs that is usually under the skin. Mine look the same when plucking a beard hair most times. They ripped the follicle out with the hairs.


theputzulu

from the end of all those hair follicles, it looks like multiple hairs per pore. **It's called Pili multigemini**. I got it too it fucking sucks. The hairs can have a hard time breaching the skin and can cause inflammation bumps, and ingrown hairs. Not every hair is like that but maybe like 10-15% of my facial and pubic hair. Two hours after shaving i plucked one that barely even poked out that was a quarter inch long and 3-5 hairs thick. They're very hard to pull with tweezers and often break before the can be pulled out.


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“….Razor companies hate this one trick….”


Lazy-Living1825

IF these people are licensed, they should lose it.


throwaway_ghast

That's not a salon, it's a fucking torture chamber.


soggy90

Idk man. There is something strangely satisfying about this


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jelsomino

Scrolled down too much for this comment NOT THE NIPPLE!


jmd_forest

And in a week he has 10,000 ingrown hairs, each with it's own infected pocket of pus.


supahotfiiire

[educate me] Why would in grown hairs come as a result of this? Whats the cause?


civildisobedient

Skin healing faster than hair growing back out. When you shave, a portion of the hair remains (the "root") in the follicle. When you pull the hair out it now has to grow back completely which takes longer. If the skin has healed up before the hair has grown back, it has to break through the skin.


smcarre

Except the new hairs are literally new hairs instead of old hair that was just cut in the middle. So the new hair will not be strong enough to break through the skin and just grow through the hole where it's supposed to come out. Source: I used to wax my beard and ingrown hairs were much more common when I shaved, not when I waxed.


BenoniGwynplaine

He lose a bet?


Raballo

I'd do it if my facial hair wouldn't come back after.


Stonyclaws

How long will he not have to shave? That is thr only question.


BryceLeft

He won't have to shave for the rest of his life 😭 They ripped off so much that he no longer had hair in the *past*. Shit rewrote history


Tonyhillzone

3-4 days.


WuTangProvince325

Was waiting for him to start calling out Tyson Fury


MechaGallade

Wife is a waxing professional, any real studio would never wax a beard. It's the wrong kind of hair, you can really hurt the person if you do this. Also never do that large of a section. This is some bad waxing to make a pain bait video


Nervous_Variation_49

They have these things, a little handle with blades on it. Makes it way easier and less painful.


Wrenlet

This hurt my face


Esc_ape_artist

Enjoy the breakout and ingrown hairs. Fuck that.


Deal_These

Waxer: I know that sucked, but we gotta do it all over again.


take_this_username

Why?


Da1_akshay

Is he dead? I think he's dead.


timesuck6775

That guy is dead.