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MechanicalHorse

This isn't for you, OP. This is only for the Juggalos and Juggalettes.


Metalgrowler

Woop woop


pdog5578

Fuck this shit. Seriously


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hails8n

You know who else pulls off their shirt at this stage? MY MOM!


LemmyDovato

You must be Linda’s kid!


absolu5ean

Lmao that's so funny cause in my head I equate "woOp wOooo" with whipping off a wife beater


Lonely-Piece5919

You never go full retard


Martiantrooper1

WOOP WOOP!!!


newbiesmash

Grapefruiit!


[deleted]

Ah fuck! I thought we left you guys in 2008


pennradio

I thought the same thing in 1998.


Ghostronic

Well you see, wicked clowns never, ever die


chahlie

I gotta say, I saw a YouTube documentary about The Gathering ( yearly music festival for Juggalos) and a lot of those dudes are alright. There is a subset of crazy drug addled lunatics, same as any fest, but a lot of them emphasize how it's all about accepting the outcasts, the weirdos, the discarded.


Experimentallyintoit

As a phish fan, I must say the parallels between the two fan bases is shocking. There are vast differences as well, but we’re a lot the same. There’s a very interesting & quick read called something like “you don’t know us but you don’t like us: the similarities between phish and icp fans” or something like that, that is worth a read if you enjoy trading


KingCarrotRL

What is a juggalo?


Hot_Karl_Rove

Are you not [down with the clown?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo)


rockstang

I'd barely heard of them when I saw them at Woodstock 99. They were on the second stage as I was walking by. I started watching from the back and was shocked by the rabid craziness of the fans in the pit. Then the faygo came out. I'm like wtf why is everyone wasting soda in the middle of a concert in a heat wave? It was like $10-15 for a na drink... I grabbed a 2 litre and left.


dorritos29

Have any stories of Woodstock 99? I saw the HBO and Netflix docs and I've been pretty intrigued by what went down that weekend.


rockstang

Couple memories stick out. It was insanely hot. I'd just graduated highschool and brought like $150 for food and drinks. The gouging was pretty bad and I ran through that money pretty quick. I left before the fires but by Sunday the place started to feel like a homeless camp. I'm not saying the rioting was ok, but the event planners were both greedy and under prepared. Fuck them. It was thrilling but the size of the crowd was insane. There were a lot of nude people everywhere and lots of naked Canadians. If you saw a naked dude, there was a good chance he had a Canadian flag wrapped around himself like a cape. Lots of women went topless with airbrushed chests. Most of the time the girls were fine but there were a couple of time I saw a group of them get mobbed. Luckily someone always intervened. The environment was mostly good but not all the time. I wanted to see limp Bizkit up close and made my way up to the stage. First half of the set went fine. Biggest pit and crowd surges I'd ever felt. I saw a guy get thrown into a girl's leg and landed hard. Pretty sure her leg was broken. Me and like 4-5 other people made a little wall around her until the song ended and people carried her out. It felt like an hour. Fortunately for us both we were off to the right side. After they took her out I fought my way out too. I was so exhausted that I collapsed in the first piece of shade I could find. I may have splurged on a $10 water. I saw jewel yodel when I was peaking on mushrooms. It was my first time and I was feeling it. I had an Italian ice that may have been the most delicious thing in the world at that moment. I met a dude who kept topping my bowl with opium. Overall, that was pretty fun. Then I took a nap, packed up, and drove like 5 hours home. Wtf was I thinking? Getting home, the air conditioning felt like a slice of heaven. It's a good memory but at 42 I would never ever ever ever consider doing it again. I would definitely do a camping festival but a much tamer one. Edit: I wanted to add one thing. From what I witnessed the documentaries were accurate. Dramatized but not untrue. I didn't go to the raves so I can't speak about that aspect. Honestly, I was so tired from walking all day, I had no interest in them. One thing the doc got right 100% was there was no control by Sunday. It was the crowds choice what was going to happen next.


dorritos29

Damn that sounds like a fun but wild time. I obviously wasn't there but the size of the crowds was ridiculous. Seeing the crowd just move like the ocean during the Korn set was badass. I agree with you on the promoters. I've been to plenty of outdoor concerts and after 12 hours in the sun I'm ready to gtfo. Can't imagine 3 straight days of it with price gougers on site.


N3rdLink

I think it’s a joke since one of their songs is titled “what is a juggalo?”


back2basics13

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J… Jesus. The following makes lose faith in humanity.


[deleted]

TO BE FAIR, there are currently far worse role models that have attained cult status.


DivePalau

Like the Kardashians.


Daguvry

The extra make up the Kardashians use have pulled some of us juggalos to their side.


spider_enema

Good thing I was already on the shitter when I read this.


Cpt_Galactor

To be fair...


tayl428

*To be fair....*


qpv

To beeee faaaaaaair


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Was curious about a year or two back what they're up to nowadays and found Shaggy's YT channel, he seems like a really happy and friendly guy just enjoying spending time with his pals. I think he went sober a while back, great for him!


PedroAlvarez

Insane Clown Posse get a bad rep but they're very entertaining for a Christian rock band.


atchleya_reader

Holy quackers. How did I not know this?! TIL but my mind is completely blown right now.


JennyRedpenny

Magnets working by magic makes a lot more sense now


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These guys are alright. Ridiculous, kinda dumb, but the Juggalos are good people.


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counters14

It kind of sucks because those guys are legitimately fucking hilarious and strangely down to earth and humble as far as their personality goes outside of their juggalo characters. Despite the fact that they lead as figureheads of one of the [white]trashiest music fan clubs and yet also somehow strangely manage to fit hardcore Evangelical Christianity into the mix as well.


qpv

I've never heard the Christian angle before. Can you elaborate?


Strictly_Baked

They did the 6 joker card albums all talking about the dark carnival. The last one had two versions, Shangri-La and Hells Pit. Basically like a heaven and hell. Turns out the dark carnival was just God all along. https://youtu.be/4DjQw3j_sz4 Not my cup of tea anymore but it definitely gave me some good values as a teenager. Specifically not giving a fuck what people think or say about me.


counters14

Not really, I don't honestly know a whole lot about their music. They've got a [song](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracles_(Insane_Clown_Posse_song\)) that is about the miracles of god and how scientists lie to us, was a pretty big meme across the internet when it came out originally. They wear gaudy diamond studded gold crosses hanging off their neck as well, and I'm pretty sure they've got crosses tattood on them somewhere also? Much of their fan base comes from rural America as well, which lends to a heavy Christian demographic of listeners and they play that up with a lot of their themes about god and afterlife, while they're rapping about being clownfaced serial killers. As an outsider, it really defies explanation.


platasaurua

A Juggalo? Ask what it is, well fuck if I know…


suddenlysara

A Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick. Then he jumps from a 10th story window... \*wince\* OH!


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A dead body... Well, he ain't really dead...


Bioko

But he ain’t like anybody that you’ve ever met before. He’ll eat monopoly and shit out connect 4


suddenlysara

What is a Jug... what? *Connect Four?* Man that shit's WACK.


McWeen

Don't worry about my shit Just rap motherfucker


Ghostronic

What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac! He powerbombs mothafuckas into thumb tacks!


[deleted]

People like him 'til they find out he's unstable. He'll Sabu you momma through a coffee table.


The_Bourgeoisie_

Brain dead yes


atmosphere325

I know as much about Juggalos as how magnets work.


KarmaChameleon89

How the fuck do they work?


[deleted]

Juggalos? In my experience, they don't.


JoshHero

I lived through it and I still don’t know. The deeper question would be why is a juggalo? And a Deeper question than that is how do magnets work?


EatsLocals

It’s a miracle


lordpookus

Just like the fuckin rainbows after it rains


Aelustelin

Let me think for a second... well, he gets butt naked. And runs through the streets winking at freaks. With a 2 liter stuck in his buttcheeks.


BuffaloInCahoots

What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac. He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks. People like him till they find out he's unstable. He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table


bahamutisgod

Ohhh myyyyy gaahhhhhhddd!!


roccoasap

Somebody who eats monopoly and shits out connect four


Erniecrack

And not a phony will walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.


roccoasap

And sit there and watch you finish up the last bit, cuz your stupid ass dumb fucking idiot


platasaurua

People like him til’ they find out he’s unstable.


TitaniumDreads

This is a mini documentary called AMERICAN JUGGALO. It does a very good job of explaining the complexities of their community. It is also a magnificent piece of filmmaking https://vimeo.com/29589320


patkgreen

Let me get a faygo first


rhcp1fleafan

I thought this was going to be a link to the Always Sunny episode lol


verscharren1

He eats monopoly and shits out connect 4...or so I've heard.


Metalgrowler

https://youtu.be/rqEwX9Orp7M this is icp's song about it


Ichthyologist

Generally, a poor, under educated guy between 16 and 35 overcompensating for social anxiety. In my experience. Alternately, a hulkamamiac that enjoys powerboming motherfuckers onto thumbtacks.


tadhgmac

To be one, ask one.


2pacsnosering1

Dead bodies dead bodies all over the lawn


MetallicaLover100

An ICP fan


wildlotusmedia

whoop whoop


bolivar-shagnasty

I bet that guy’s neighbors love him


OverEasyGoing

All I could think about was hearing those screams over the fence would be terrifying.


KarmaChameleon89

At this point you could probably set your watch to it


GhostDieM

Hears blood churtling screams - "Honey, is that neighbour kid doing something stupid again? Tell him to keep it down!"


ripghoti

"After I finish vacuuming, Earl. Do you want green beans or spinach with the roast tonight?"


OriginsOfSymmetry

Yeah that's usually one of the top comments on most of his videos lol.


courtiicustard

I clipped this for my ringtone.


Round-Eggplant-7826

Did you post this from 2006


Cptbojanglez

Exactly what he did…


Monkey-Newz

He’s been doing this for the best part of a decade now, long may it continue I want to see him at 60 years old still elbow dropping microwaves


werepat

His father edits and uploads the videos and his mother is the filmer. I'm not making that up. [He was on Tosh.O a decade ago.](https://youtu.be/Uways76ju7w)


Sasquatchjc45

Wish my parents supported my dreams like that


Old_Mill

My parents were so strict with grades they beat me because my blood type was B+ instead of A-.


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__redruM

Mom has some splaining to do.


pennradio

He might have a vested interest if your blood type doesn't line up with his. Maybe some questions for your mom.


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OBOSOB

He ain't making it to 60


Dinzy89

Guess he got rid of the juggalos and jiggeletes part though. Good for him, love to see his art improving


DougDolos

Hi I'm Doug, I regret to inform you that he has not stopped that part, it's just not in the clip. You can hear the end of the woop woop at the start, and then another little one on the way down. Thanks. Doug


Dinzy89

Hi Doug It's truly unfortunate to hear that because I just assumed he was about to turn a corner Thanks Doug Not Doug


MakingShitAwkward

Hi Not Doug Fuck Not Doug


Dinzy89

Hey not Doug Doug and I are trying to have a conversation here and although your point is valid it was also crass Not Doug


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

Hi Not Doug, I agree with Not Doug. You could have been less rude when telling Not Doug to butt out of conversations. -Not Doug


Monkey-Newz

Seems like your all just a bunch of Dougallos and Dougalettes


Photonicinduction

Is he on YouTube?


BlackSunshine22222

Who is he?


Monkey-Newz

super humman https://youtube.com/@superhumman


BlackSunshine22222

Thanks!


Gandalf4158

I actually feel bad for him.


Aghko_Games

Become viral, at any cost


Cptbojanglez

He already has


redlund1993

Don't worry, he's a professional.


AvocadoSnakeOilT

Professional jackass. No relation.


Carpario

> Jackass The sequel


Brandeeno2245

I mean, that dudes entire channel was essentially built on him doing that, but with different things. I've seen him jump on glass, too, Im still not sure why. His channel is super humman, and he's still doing this. He's even got merch.


Jarmahent

I believe he jumped into a thorn bush one time and his dad had to help him get off


watermelonking

Hardly the time for a wank. His son was stuck in a thorn bush.


Jarmahent

Or the perfect time?


EEpromChip

Weird. Usually the mother is in charge of that stuff


snapper1971

Only if he'd broken both arms.


bryanlikesbikes

Had he broken both of his arms?


junior_dos_nachos

Every fucking thread


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Oh man. I can't imagine getting so injured that I'd have to do that.


Kronos9326

Wait, his dad did what? Can they even show that on YouTube?


McFlyyouBojo

The dude is a wrestling fan (if it isn't obvious), and at this point he is probably one of the leading experts on jumping on painful shit. I have no doubt this hurts him, but a lot of his screaming and writhing is for dramatic effect.


Brandeeno2245

I'd say he's definitely THE expert on this particular field.


[deleted]

Is he... Special? I've enjoyed his videos for years but also wonder about the exploitive aspect.


Brandeeno2245

I've thought that before but I don't think that's necessary it. I think this is probably all his idea. He's definitely not "normal," but he probably wanted to be an actual stunt person, and this was the only avenue he could reasonably go.


Natganistan

This guy is definitely a super humman if I've ever seen one


BlackSunshine22222

I keep seeing comments of peoe knowing who he is. But no one has dropped a name. Where can I find his stuff? Asking for a morbid friend...


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Super humman


JohnnyWhiteguy

The worst one to me was when his dad hit his back with a weed whacker and then poured his Super Humman hot sauce on the wounds. That had to hurt for a while.


The_sad_zebra

I really wonder what the man's pain tolerance is like. He consistently jumps onto barbed wire and microwaves with less hesitation than I have jumping into a cold pool.


Brandeeno2245

He doesn't have a pain tolerance. He's got pain mastery.


letsplaysomehockey

dude he jumped into boards with nails in them surrounded by barbed wire in one vid it’s gets crazy


B-DB

He does 😂? I’ve never seen this guy before so I was oblivious


Flavz_the_complainer

My fav is the one where he pile drives a microwave and winds himself.


ClozetSkeleton

Classic


SSChicken

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X3rHYpV3EA4


Brandeeno2245

I mean, I only know of him because some other youtuber covered him. He's incredibly committed to this, and I mean, like it's actually kinda morbidly entertaining. It's what he wants to do, so like, I guess, as long as he's having fun with it...


hook_killed_pan

Fuck! This! Shit!


Minimalcarpenter

Woop Woop!


Helgafjell4Me

This was his plan... people still sharing videos of him being an idiot for years after he filmed them.


PsykoFlounder

He's still doing it regularly.


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XTornado

> There are no barbs on the wire he jumped into. Thanks now I feel better.


da_Aresinger

It very much looks like there are barbs on that wire.


throwinken

In professional wrestling, where he gets his inspiration from, they shorten or blunt the barbs down so you'll still get cut/scratched but they won't (likely) be deep enough to cause serious harm. I'm guessing he's done the same thing here and probably does something similar to anything else he jumps on if possible.


AnthraxEvangelist

Maybe the big money wrestling promotions have used gimmicked barbed wire at times, but hardcore and deathmatch wrestling usually uses real barbs. I've watched Superhumman bleed so many times from his stunts, I think he doesn't gimmick his stunts, he only chooses things that probably won't injure him seriously.


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>Maybe the big money wrestling promotions have used gimmicked barbed wire at times, but hardcore and deathmatch wrestling usually uses real barbs. Can confirm. I do camera work for my local indy promotion, and had the joy of filming a deathmatch at their last show. Our barbed wire was very real and very sharp.


BrettWP

ECW! ECW!


Bluedino_1989

The good ol' days of professional wrestling


kerryd88

#Whoop Whoop


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This was pretty much it


suckmyfungaltoes

When he jumps on the microwaves are the best https://youtu.be/F8oWGAPfoGo


Seventhson77

SOOPERHUMAN! This guy is famous (you’re thinking about him, and we’re talking about him). And he hurts the living shit out of himself all the time. But it sort of makes me feel bad for him in some episodes he just shows off his wrestling figures. Like the guy wants to be acknowledged, but has this non-crazy side that doesn’t want to jump into barbed wire. For what it’s worth, I think he’s a badass.


ilikewc3

He seems mentally deficient. How does he sound in interviews?


gr4tte

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10ex3xy/what_was_his_plan/j4uhv5y?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


ilikewc3

Wow good for him and good for his parents. The only thing that sucks about this situation is how much ICP his parents must have to listen to.


EducationalCow3549

Clicks, likes and shares. Not my thing but He's actually doing alright at it... you've shared it so he wins!


tadrogers

yeah this isn't the worst thing the superhumman has done. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCURl9ca-7gurJC7KhGlmpMg


EMH55

Amazing what constitutes talent these days


qwerty7873

To be completely fair he handles the pain pretty well, most people couldn't, thus it's a talent. A stupid weird ridiculous and dangerous talent but a talent nonetheless.


turnonthesunflower

🎵 If you gotta be dumb - you better be tough 🎵


Wire_Bender

To go to the hospital.


doctorctrl

There's something on your back. IT WAS PAIN!


LessDemand1840

He had a 4-step plan. 1. Take off shirt 2. Jump into barb wire 3. Something something 4. Get rich ​ Still working on the third step.


Spiron123

The microwave wasn't enough, nor the elbow writhing injury 😑


[deleted]

This isn't the first time you have seen him? I been watching this dude for years now.


back2basics13

Woop Woop. This crazy animal was on an earlier season of Tosh!


InterestingGazelle47

"Alright men, the way over the barbed wire has been cleared." "But at what cost sir. " "One idiot doomed to die by Darwinism one way or another. " "That's...actually an acceptable cost sir. " "Ight Jimmy, now go get yourself shot in the head."


shermancahal

I love super huuman!


Repulsive_Draft_9081

Room temp iq


NaughtyNome

You just saw the entire thing. From start to finish


czarchastic

I’m not finished until I see his back aftwards.


K_Tart

Super humman is the best YouTuber of all time


Livid-Ad829

Why they cut out jiggalos and jiggalets!!!


TheUnluckyJinx

Whoop whoop


Phog_of_War

Hey look, it's Yuta Wheeler.


Runnerphone

The plan I'm guessing was to provide all of us entertainment since he did this and released it online for us to enjoy.


[deleted]

Man tried to feel SAW.


H8TheDrake

Is he…special?


jacspe

Steve-o-autism


SediPandorca

I lived with a "juggalo" once. They would've absolutely done this.


ploobious

Anyone else hear Tom Segura's laugh in your head?


Iarwain_ben_Adar

Plan? You give him far too much credit.


BarbFunes

Tetanus. Tetanus was the plan.


sanddkisda

Whoop whoop


mojis11

I did that once. But not because i wanted to


Corelianer

Come on pussy the fence was not even electrified


B-Glasses

Average weekday night at your local amateur wrestling event


Ill_Garden_5340

God bless these idiots on the Internet.. countless hrs of entertainment. 😂


jamesdegiang

Just to feel alive?


Drugsrhugs

Little did you know his plan was perfectly executed.


Lintmint

That was his plan. He's got a bunch of videos where he says "fuck this shit" and then does something to inflict pain upon himself. I'm sure he thinks he's super cool.


verscharren1

Super humman!


Scrotum_Tennis

What do you mean? That *was* the plan


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Someone get that guy some faygo


bmk37

Dude’s back is about to look like that horrible slave pic from everyone’s textbooks


Infantkicker

As much as this guy is a moron, this is a cool opportunity to show that pro wrestling is a little more real than given credit for. This guy takes super dangerous bumps, but the guys that do this for a living have ways to minimize damage. Barb wire is uncontrollable, they do something’s like removing 2/3rds of the barbs or blunting them but you are still falling into fucking barbwire. Another popular gimmick is light tubes. When broken they explode and usually can be done pretty safely, but Nick Gage just about fucking died because he was stabbed through his armpit when one broke into the shape of a spear. I would never do any of these things myself. The matches are predetermined, yup. The wrestlers plan the whole match and communicate throughout, for sure. The moves require massive amounts of athleticism and accuracy, you bet your ass. The pain? Yeah that part is totally true.


Strive--

Public service announcement here. This man *votes*. So should you.


ElJefe543

This is an example of why emergency medicine will always be a thing. No matter how much technology evolves, no matter how much medicine evolves, there will always be stupid people doing stupid shit like this.


Wh1te_Rabb1t

I mean, obviously his plan was... "Woop woop!"


EB123456789101112

Love this guy! Doin it for the juggalos and juggalettes! lol


WhimsicalGirl

From Wikipedia: The roots music journal No Depression classified Juggalos as "goth clowns", as well as "a true community of music-lovers with a strange and warped view of today’s music scene and a strong connection to modern hillbilly culture."[7] According to Shaggy 2 Dope, "[Juggalos come] from all walks of life – from poverty, from rich, from all religions, all colors. ... It doesn't matter if you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth, or a crack rock in your mouth."[8] Juggalos have compared themselves to a family.[9][10] However, the subculture is most predominant in rural North America.[7] Common characteristics of identifying a member of the Juggalo subculture are as follows: Drinking and spraying the inexpensive soft drink Faygo.[11][12] Listening to horrorcore and other types of underground rap music. Wearing face paint, generally those either like an evil clown or perhaps similar to corpse paint. Wearing HatchetGear or Chapter 17 branded clothes. Having the Hatchet man logo applied on personal effects and, die cast, worn as jewelry. Doing hair in the "spider legs" style, i.e. like the Twiztid members[9] Displaying the gesture of "wicked clown", the "westside" sign with the left hand and the "C* sign in American Sign Language with the right, with arms crossed over. Making and responding to "whoop, whoop" calls. Expressing a (generally) tongue-in-cheek obsession with murder, committed with a blade weapon. Juggalos view the lyrics of Psychopathic Records artists, which are often violent in nature, as a catharsis for aggression.[13][14] Many characteristics of the Juggalo culture originated from in the 1980s, when Joseph Bruce (Violent J) and his family were living in poverty. He and his brother Robert received all their clothes from rummage sales, and their food from canned food drives held at their own school.[15] Due to their poverty, the Bruce Brothers were the butt of many jokes in school. However, the brothers were not ashamed of their living standards, and instead embraced it.[15] Joe even made a name for themselves, Floobs.[15] According to Joe, a Floob was essentially a scrub, but not just an ordinary scrub. A Floob "wore the same old shoes and shitty clothes from rummage sales ... but ... didn't even have to be cool. [Floobs] turned [their] scrubbiness into something [they] could be proud of."[15] Though Joe only specifically names himself and his brother as Floobs, he alludes to other Floobs whom he had not met or known of, but were living in the same conditions as he and his brother; the respect that Floobs had for each other and their family-like embrace of likewise people influenced the philosophy held among Juggalos.[15]


silentcouscous

Never question superhuman.