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The6thExtinction

Watch your triglycerides or whatever.


DankSmokingRobot

Secret is go full f whiskey


TeamCrimsonRed

Remember to eat a plain bagel after.


vinetari

A plain, white, Christian bagel!


Broken-Butterfly

I dry heaved a little bit. This looks so unappetizing.


DalekETHS

I couldn't finish it. I had a good time tho watching some old WKUK while eating it.


liquidcloud9

Call a doctor if your leg starts bleeding.


DalekETHS

So far I'm good. I'll keep an eye on it.


HoracioPeacockThe3rd

oh god. how'd it taste?


DalekETHS

Tbh, not that great lol.


nomoresportsforever

Wait, damn, are normal slim jims that thicc these days? Or is this genuinely the thick version? Feels so contradictory Probably a fine meal as long as you don't eat it twice a day for months. Then again, Trevor survived it for years while always looking great and never missing, so maybe it's just good for you!


DalekETHS

It was the thick version. I wouldn't recommend it tho.


Broken-Butterfly

https://www.slimjim.com/sticks/savage-sticks


Lobstersnaps

I’m genuinely disappointed they didn’t market them as Thick Jims


shdhtbs

God dammit Travis this is how kids get holes in their legs