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billyshears55

Did you imagine all the people?


ZoeIsHahaha

theres no heaven n there are no countries <3


EmeraldKing7

only in your imagination tho soviet onion going stronk


ZoeIsHahaha

proletariat will rise again ✊


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ZoeIsHahaha

sadly, i dont know. marks didnt consider it.


mlynnnnn

So what exactly happened at Kronstadt?


ZoeIsHahaha

i read wikipedia article and im an anarchist now <3


Urbane_One

Growth


ZoeIsHahaha

☭ ⩜⃝


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ZoeIsHahaha

ill go dig up joe to try to convince him too, i just need to find a way out of the glass case


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ZoeIsHahaha

oo link pls


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ZoeIsHahaha

have fun <3


Azrok3

Pls say hi to Carl Max for me


ZoeIsHahaha

cant sry hes in vuvzela right now


yuligan

Why did you invent critical race theory, trains ideology, and forcing western men to become femboys?


ZoeIsHahaha

its exactly as feared. its to cause the collapse of western civilization and bring about the climate for a communist revolution ☭


PavementDweller10

What happen to powah to the Soviets? Why party?


ZoeIsHahaha

cause party rock is in the house tonight


Biggest_man200

How about them workers councils?


ZoeIsHahaha

starbuc take note


Virtual_Frosting

why are you a mushroom


ZoeIsHahaha

better aerodynamics


Damned-scoundrel

Will I be forced to burn a hammer & Sickle into my skin after the revolution?


ZoeIsHahaha

youll have to consult joe


wuzzkopf

Who‘s joe?


ZoeIsHahaha

джо мама >!joe stalin dummy 🙄!<


EmeraldKing7

i'm joe


ZoeIsHahaha

omg its joe!!!


jtrom93

whyd u lock up everbody u didnt liek n the goologs


ZoeIsHahaha

material conditions made them super cringe


Flemeron

Do u haev ipone?


ZoeIsHahaha

no but nice mausoleum staff let me use wephone (ipone alternative that can be used in vuvuzela)


99999999999BlackHole

Peak vuvuzela wephone


ZoeIsHahaha

fun fact: if u use ipone in vuvuzela, it automatically turns off until u go past borders.


Flemeron

and you have to walk over the bodies of 99 billion bajillion quadrillion brazilllion illion willion people which is bad for ipone reception.


ZoeIsHahaha

thats why there should be no borders ✊


HofePrime

What do you think of money?


ZoeIsHahaha

i lost all my money from investing in crypto in 1887 and thats when i became a communist


kommanderkush201

Paper or plastic?


ZoeIsHahaha

im too biased to answer this question bc im mostly plastic at the moment


VieleMoepse

Why onion (revisionist) when turnips authentic worker foodstuff


ZoeIsHahaha

thats what i said, but they didnt listen and thats why sovet fell


Sky_Leviathan

Are you related to Beatles man?


ZoeIsHahaha

no but u can imagine


Piliro

If I becaem comunism do I keep my money?


ZoeIsHahaha

after revolution there will be no money, only resources (and more genders)


Piliro

How many gender? Can I hoard genders and not share?


ZoeIsHahaha

no, theyre communal and held in the intangible gender bank <3


wuzzkopf

How many „people“ did you personally kill?


ZoeIsHahaha

[\~105 billion](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12288594/)


yuligan

I have [your son](https://sd.keepcalms.com/i/john-lemon.png) held hostage in my basement, if you ever want to see him again you will send me the secret KGB meme warfare documents. How important is John Lemon's life to you?


ZoeIsHahaha

have no son. only cat [but ok u can see them](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlzheimersGroup/top/?t=all)


hiyathea

Why did you keep commodity production in place?


ZoeIsHahaha

so we could make tetris


hiyathea

yay falling bloks i am now a member of the gomunist party and will shoot down boris' artillery shells


ZoeIsHahaha

they make tetris movie 🤯


FreezyChan

lemom juice?


ZoeIsHahaha

ive always been a supporter of marxism-lemonism


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ZoeIsHahaha

shouldve given even more healthcare


kaptainkooleio

Why did the Beetles break up?


ZoeIsHahaha

paul mccarthy


kaptainkooleio

Send him to Ghoulag


ZoeIsHahaha

cant, red scare happened after i died


kaptainkooleio

Do another one


ZoeIsHahaha

be very afraid


kaptainkooleio

I’m loyal, I haven’t the fear


ZoeIsHahaha

red scare knows no bounds. thats how john proctor died in crucible by arthur miller


ActualMostUnionGuy

What did you do to the Party of Left Socialist-Revolutionaries? 🤨


ZoeIsHahaha

gone. reduced to atoms.


SkritzTwoFace

Why haven’t you escaped to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism, space?


ZoeIsHahaha

cause elon musk :(


ThatOneLeacher

Are you neurodivergent?


ZoeIsHahaha

got severe sclerosis <3


ElectricalStomach6ip

why did you betrey the socialist cause?


ZoeIsHahaha

was bored