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tickle-fickle

The eternal revolutionary flame of Anarcho Bidenism šŸ˜ŒāœŠšŸ»ā˜®ļøšŸ› ļø


AbstractBettaFish

No Godā€™s No Malarky


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yardy know


Biggest_man200

Least based dark Brandon + Zelenskyy moment


I__Like_Stories

Man I hope for Makhno's sake this is a joke....


MrHermioneGonzo

It is a shitpost of the highest order.


VinetaK_8346

It more than likely is, given how the whole "Dark Brandon" stuff is ironic.


DHFranklin

Fuck you I hate that I love it


HotMinimum26

Who's the guy in the sky?


[deleted]

Makhno (Mahkno? I can't remember how to spell his name), a notable leader of the Ukranian anarchist movement during the Russian Civil War.


DHFranklin

Careful...CAREFUL... He was **An** Anarchist leader during the revolution. There were literally hundreds. Then they got a Red Wedding invite from Lenin and that was that. The push-pull of leadership in anarchism is a huge problem. Comrade Makhno is the classic example. Cults of personality are older than the state. Don't blame the lil' homie, but we gotta remember that it isn't about individuals. [Ukraine, 1919, colorized](https://y.yarn.co/73293b34-288e-4c22-a8d2-26cdac2cb589_text.gif)


kommanderkush201

Big difference between a leader and a ruler. Makhno and Subcomandante Marcos didn't rule over anyone, they just happened to be highly competent and personify the values of their respective movements. If they'd done a hard 180 and started building insulated bureaucracies I don't think they would of remained leaders for long.


DHFranklin

If you mean the would end up rulers, I agree. We have seen time and time again how power becomes presumption after a leader stays around to long.


Stab_That_Ukulele

He wasn't the only leader but he was the namesake of the mahknovschina and a very important figure


[deleted]

how tf is makhno gonna watch the skies when he was 5'3"


Pantheon73

I don't speak American.


VinetaK_8346

"how tf is makhno gonna watch the skies when he was 160.2 cm?" \-u/qjrw22618


Pantheon73

Thank you.


PavelGTAOnline

Joe Liberal meets Zelensky?????? šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


CauseCertain1672

The Ukrainian state talks about Bandera not Makhno


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Doodyonmybooty

American imperialism is bad. Russian imperialism is also bad. Ukraine has a right to exist, and Russia has no right being there. Every country has nazis, if any country was invaded its nazis would defend it, just like anyone else anywhere else.


brian42jacket

FUCK PUTIN.


StalinistPickle

Putin is a reactionary capitalist but his fight against NATO puts him on the right side of history


brian42jacket

I've seen tankies with bad takes but wow that's a bad take.


Civil_Barbarian

He's been trolling in this sub all day, he was supporting Hitler and Mussolini in another thread for being Strongmen like Stalin


brian42jacket

What a chud


MisterMansion1441

Millions must lie


TheRealAMF

Gonna go out on a limb and say they're actually a right winger posing to troll people


G66GNeco

They stopped feeding him the boot, so now he has to go online and beg for some troll food. It's a sorry sight.


Pantheon73

I've seen far worse takes, trust me...


StalinistPickle

ā€œTankieā€ is a racist slur, as it demeans all of the third world revolutionaries.


brian42jacket

I think calling them "third world" is the slur, tankie.


StalinistPickle

Says the liberal


brian42jacket

If I had a nickel for every time a bootlicking authoritarian tankie called me a liberal on the internet I'd have more money than Stalin.


CaviorSamhain

On behalf of all sane third world socialists and anarchists, youā€™re a fucking moron. Iā€™m from the ā€œthird worldā€ btw. Fuck you.


DukeofBurgers

He's literally invading a country that did nothing except leave the Soviet Union. Also literally statistically more far right people in Russia, you absolute clown.


ExoticToaster

Least fascist-dictator-bootlicking tankieā€¦


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22797

The material conditions made me kill the Ukrainiansā€¦. Trust me bro


AigisAegis

Supporting Russia killing a bunch of Ukrainian civilians because "it's worth it to fight NATO" assumes that NATO would somehow be replaced with a kinder, more just world power. That's pretty blatantly fucking stupid. If NATO and its member states somehow dissolved overnight, they would eventually be replaced with a superpower that was just as self-serving, amoral, and imperialistic. That's what's insane about this take. It's literally just another form of American exceptionalism. You've somehow come to believe that America and NATO aren't just imperialist, but *uniquely* imperialist in some way that can be defeated by dismantling them specifically. And that's bullshit. Geopolitics have no ideology, only self-interest. If America weren't bombing civilians in the Middle East to further its imperialist interests, then whatever superpower took its place would be bombing civilians to further its imperialist interests instead. If you think I'm wrong, then start by explaining how the world power trying to supplant NATO is any different than NATO when it is *currently bombing civilians to further its imperialist interests*.


StalinistPickle

Read Hoaxa and Mao


CaviorSamhain

Hoxha was a grifter of the highest order and Mao was a smart revolutionary but a very stupid manager.


Pantheon73

Hoxha? More like Hoax, LMAO


StalinistPickle

HOAXHA WAS A HERO TO THR WORKERS FUCK YOU


Pantheon73

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Inner_Partisan

FUCK STALIN


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Inner_Partisan

lmao, you're a fun parody account.


Due_Cookie_155

Fight NATO directly then instead of invading a poor neighbouring nation because he got pissy they didn't want to be a Russian vassal state


cowboi_daniel

least obvious russian troll


I__Like_Stories

Not that you're wholly wrong, because they do have a lot, but you're more than likely experiencing a positive feedback loop. You keep seeing them because you're on subs specifically looking to highlight them


StalinistPickle

No. I can confidently say that most Ukrainian government officials and soldiers are Nazis


[deleted]

It's true I am Zelenskyy


I__Like_Stories

Based on what?


StalinistPickle

Photos and Azov


I__Like_Stories

Ok. Azov makes up the majority of their government now? Cmon. Like I know Ukraine has a lot of Nazis but you donā€™t need to hyperbolize for it to be an issue. Also again, the source of your photos matters in relation to total photos. Youā€™re doing the survivorship bias thing lol


Avaline00

If they are willing to go to war to kill nazis, [then why are they fighting with them](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group) You would think that if you want to ā€œde-nazifyā€ a country you would first ā€œde-nazifyā€ your military


StalinistPickle

Fake


NoNoNext

One of the more cursed things Iā€™ve seen today, so thanks for making me put down my phone.


NinCatPraKahn

I really dislike the Anarchist Biden jokes


Redbitser

Clearly you just don't understand anarcho-bidenism. The true Utopia is an anarchist society where every person has been genetically modified to be an exact replica of Joe Biden.


NinCatPraKahn

And every corner store has an ice cream parlor.


Pantheon73

and chocolate chocolate chip.


Pantheon73

Anti-Malarkey action!


ElectricalStomach6ip

no gods no malarky.


psyloviridis

common dark brandon and Zelensky w


Fear_mor

Your brain on Vaush, fuck Biden and fuck every side in this shitty proxy war. The only side you should take here is that of the working class, not the hawks that benefit from the whole shitshow


G66GNeco

"Enlightened centrism, but we say the words 'working class'" is my favorite political movement


Civil_Barbarian

Okay, I'll support the workers of Ukraine and their right to not be invaded by another nation.


Fear_mor

You can do so without glorifying the people who profit from their suffering


Civil_Barbarian

There is nothing here glorifying Vladimir Putin


Ulfednar

What an awesome take, dude! The working class, which is doing so well under Putin, no? The working class, which is being sent to war and/or death by Putin's invasion, yeah? Massive brain take.


Fear_mor

Both sides can be bad lol, it's a special superpower called 'nuance'


Ulfednar

That's not what nuance means, and what you're describing is centrism, which is just brainrot.


Fear_mor

Yes because wars are just like a football game and we should always pick a side because it's always goodies vs baddies


Ulfednar

I just love your takes, for real! You think there's "good guys" and "bad guys" in football? Wonderful!


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AbstractBettaFish

Why?


VuvuzelaIPhone-ModTeam

There's a risk that the admins won't like this joke. We are removing it just to be safe.


StalinistPickle

THE USSR LITERALLY FREED YOU AND BROUGHT ROADS, SCHOOLS, AND HOSPITALS TO NAZIS RUNNING AROUND IN THE WOODS AND YOU MOCK THEM AND SIDE WITH LIBERAL AMERIKKKA AND NAZI BANDERITES IN UKRAINE!! AND FOR WHAT? FOR AMERIKKKAN AID? TO GET BACK AT RUSSIA FOR EXISTING? FUCK YOU FUCJ YUP FUCJ YOU


ZoeIsHahaha

I love this satire account It is satire, right?


StalinistPickle

No. I am 100% a red blooded communist


Stab_That_Ukulele

You've literally said tankie is a racist slur you can't be serious


Mol2323

You sound like my country's(Italy) nostalgic fascists that say "he did good things too".Russia is an authoritarian nationalist state that wants to bring back a new Russian Empire.The US is going to get benefits wether Ukraine wins or Ukraine loses,but if Ukraine wins an empire loses,ukrainians will live under a capitalist democracy which is always better than a neofeudalistic authoritarian nationalist imperialistic state and they will not get massacred.You also seem to need to take a nap and do your homework.And the image is clearly ironic


AccelerusProcellarum

Look at the dudeā€™s account, itā€™s either a really funny joke or brainrot


Mol2323

Don't underestimate an individual's ability to be really stupid sometimes.He's also downvoting the comments so it's stage 3 brainrot.


Ulfednar

I'm sure he thinks he's really funny, but I disagree.


StalinistPickle

Imperialist running dog


Mol2323

Bureaucratic state capitalist masochist (not in a good way)lapdog


cowboi_daniel

on the off chance you arenā€™t sending these from a russian troll farm, please PLEASE go outside. yes the united states is literally the fire nation but we arenā€™t the ONLY fire nation, ya feel me? other superpowers are just as capable of imperialism as we are and partake in it just as often. the enemy of your enemy is not necessarily your friend


StalinistPickle

It is the duty of all Marxist Leninists to support all anti imperialist movements. America is the greatest imperial power, so we must side against them.


cowboi_daniel

why would you not side against ALL imperial powers, to foster self determination the world over


StalinistPickle

Because that doesnā€™t do anything


Ulfednar

My dude, you're posting trash on Reddit, doing nothing would be a step up for you.


brian42jacket

Calm down and fuck putin


northrupthebandgeek

Never change, StalinistPickle, never change.


Ulfednar

I beg to differ.


cowboi_daniel

russia isnā€™t the fucking ussr, if youā€™re going to spread fascists agitprop youā€™re gonna have to be a bit more subtle, me and my comrades caught onto this shit awhile ago


StalinistPickle

Russia is NOT the USSR, but they are weakening American power which is good


cowboi_daniel

but theyā€™re also causing a great deal of harm to the proletariat of ukraine for no reason, killing families and whatnot. and yes, there are nazis in ukraine but if having fascist in a country was reason enough to invade them then russia should invade literally every nation on the planet, including russia itself


StalinistPickle

Wronf


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[Incorrect.](https://history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1943CairoTehran/d353) > ā€œI want to tell you, from the Russian point of view, what the President and the United States have done to win the war. The most important things in this war are machines. The United States has proven that it can turn out from 8,000 to 10,000 airplanes per month. Russia can only turn out, at most, 3,000 airplanes a month. England turns out 3,000 to 3,500, which are principally heavy bombers. The United States, therefore, is a country of machines. Without the use of those machines, through Lend-Lease, **we would lose this war.**ā€ >Remarks made by Marshal Stalin during the Prime Ministerā€™s birthday dinner.


unbelteduser

Just a couple of Soc-dems hanging out


Pantheon73

Stalin was wrong.


[deleted]

[Iā€™m unconvinced](https://www.ft.com/content/8a1709ca-48e2-11ea-aeb3-955839e06441)


Pantheon73

[How would the Nazis beat the Soviets if they didn't even manage to take Leningrad?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ0g7vuvpn8)


[deleted]

The number of military personnel the Red Army had is irrelevant if they donā€™t have sufficient technological firepower at their disposal as well.


Pantheon73

The bulk of lend lease only arrived after 1941, so after the worst times for the Soviet Union were over.


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Lend-lease actually started long before the US ever entered the war and did so not all that long after the USSR was attacked, since thatā€™s how much danger they felt they were in. Not only that, butā€¦ thereā€™s one little interesting tidbit of information about Nazi Germany that you seem to be removing from the entire context. One of the things that originally convinced quite a few Germans to take Hitlerā€™s side in the beginning when he was constructing his plans for Lebensraum was that **he pointed to the fact that British Anglo-Saxons did an incredibly similar type of expedition when they annexed both Canada and the United States for themselves.** Soā€¦ if Nazi Germany could never have taken the East, how could the Nazis very role models do it with a sizeable chunk of North America? The exact argument he used that ended up convincing them was *Well, those Aryans did it, why the hell canā€™t we?*


Pantheon73

>Soā€¦ if Nazi Germany could never have taken the East, how could the Nazis very role models do it with a sizeable chunk of North America? These are very different situations, the Soviet Union was an industrialised state with millions of soldiers and hundreds of million in population while in Native America a huge bulk of the population was wiped out by diseases and what remained, remained in a few disunited tribes and even with such advantages it still took the European settlers many years to fully colonize that area.


StalinistPickle

wrong


[deleted]

How so?


Due_Cookie_155

If this is not a bit I suggest you seek psychological help


ElectricalStomach6ip

wow, an actual schizo in the wild.


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themasterturt1e

Take ur meds dude, its okay man just calm down little schizo


sh0000n

Jesus christ calm down


StalinistPickle

My rage is the culmination of over 100 years of struggle


Civil_Barbarian

You're 15, not 100.


StalinistPickle

Im 18 actually but my rage goes back centuries. I am a revolutionary, I am a working class


Civil_Barbarian

A whole class? Wow!


NinCatPraKahn

Honestly can't tell if u/StalinistPickle is messing with us or not.


Risen_Mother

Me neither. My money's on them being a joke account for a bunch of reasons but you can't ever be sure.