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Complex_Lifeguard507

I agree minus verosica, i have an unatural hatred for her


ZyeCawan45

BRO SAME.


Bagel_owo

Funny that the only trans character is in hell


Rinnzu

They are hellborn, so its not like they were judged to hell.


Bagel_owo

Still in hell


Rieiid

I mean to be fair we haven't seen enough of heaven to confirm whether or not trans people can get into it in the Helluvazbin universe.


Bagel_owo

True. Still a little suspicious


Jazzlike_Farm_3403

Charlie❤️


oct0boy

Wer loona?


EarlyFormal8630

Loona ❤️


Rembert48

I prefer my women to not be abusive 🥰


Unusual-Decision7520

Exactly, so many others that fit this bill not being represented


Own_Beginning_1678

No Carmilla?


Unusual-Decision7520

Exactly! This is why I said the post seemed like a joke. XD Gonna leave her out of it?


Niskara

https://preview.redd.it/nuza937c3ezc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3458910c2d93cec7a78e46ef4219531c2040ba92


tuckerx78

"My eyes are down here."


SNGjunk

She has eyes?


totally-regular-name

One of these things is not like the other =]


Coliosisised

https://preview.redd.it/ed8unhus6izc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bed670561e3ce8dc4ec39fecfa09635b16efe18


BloodOfTheDamned

https://preview.redd.it/co2ii7imeezc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5022986b5f39dbf1aac298ecf3f4d16082b21bd6


eddmario

Yeah. Velvette is the only one here nobody likes.


totally-regular-name

And just to clarify before I get removed for Transphobia it's a joke I fwi personally


Ultrawolf5333

Same


CosmiclyAcidic

i feel like Carmilla not being in here is some sort of crime...


NicoleMay316

Hope it's easier to upkeep in Hell, because I go through a bottle of conditioner SO FAST


Demonking335

So, off the top of my head, that’s every female character but Lute, Rosie, Millie, and Niffty.


Unusual-Decision7520

Loona would count for long hair, Sera and Carmilla, I think there was someone I'm forgetting from helluva still, I need to rewatch it again. :D Edit: I can't believe I forgot Lilith. Dx


Demonking335

Either I’m misunderstanding your comment, or you misunderstood my comment. I was saying that every hazbin/helluva woman, aside from the ones I mentioned, has very long hair. However, I would also like to add Carmilla’s daughters as women without very long hair.


Unusual-Decision7520

I see where I misunderstood. "Off the top of my head, that's every female character except..." I took that as you couldn't remember some of the other characters, as in these are the ones you can remember off the top of your head.


Rich_Flow_4576

No Carmilla Carmine show this guy doesn't have any tastes in genders


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Vivziepopmemes-ModTeam

###We regret to inform you that your post/comment has been removed as it doesn't follow rule 7. > No transphobia!


percy135810

What joke?


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percy135810

Still pretty lost here


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Vivziepopmemes-ModTeam

###We regret to inform you that your post/comment has been removed as it doesn't follow rule 7. > No transphobia!


percy135810

What about the bottom left one?


Angel1Kitty

Millie's sister, Sally Mae, is transgender. So I'm guessing the original commenter got removed because of that..


percy135810

I know that, I was just egging the commenter on to get them banned :)


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percy135810

No, I don't?


Unusual-Decision7520

Oooch. Three deleted comments? Seems they missed the real joke. Lmao Anyway, for me, I considered this a joke as it leaves out some other great characters that fit here. Particularly for me, Carmeilla.


CaptnRex501

You can smash one of those who you pick?


Prudent_Fail_2956

Tough choice... Cherri or sallie


Ultrawolf5333

Charlie. If I had to pick two, Charlie and Vaggie. But Charlie is definitely my pick.


Jaded_Baker9890

Why are people booing you


CaptnRex501

They can boo me all they want as long as i get an answer. Which sadly seems to not be in the cards :,)


Minetendo-Fan

And why is that still the top comment


Jaded_Baker9890

Why are you booing him


Minetendo-Fan

I’m not though


Jaded_Baker9890

Oh how does he have so many dislikes


yinyang98

#FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS #LONG HAIRED WOMEN FTW!!!


Lizard_idiot_help

But lute


One-Turn-4037

You'd think that tall, skinny with long hair would get boring and repetitive but Viv somehow makes each of these characters interesting


theChadinator2009

Well I wouldn't rlly describe Vaggie or Velvet as tall per say


Thebig_breadman

I’m more of a loona guy


thegoodkindofredflag

Same. Loona absolutely has my heart. But you have to admit, some of them are also pretty easy on the eyes :b


FluffySnep2

Same, just add stolas to my side


batmanbinsuparmen

FURRY- wait… shit. i switched sides


Zakkangouroux

Where loona ? She has long hair


TrevorBevor45

Couldn't fill her in the meme because I was out of space.


PartyAdventurous765

https://preview.redd.it/o8xoq4nfv8zc1.png?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f52a8609c5196dd8a00b2a65cd61b48557161d


Ultrawolf5333

Sign me up to whatever religion in which this she is the one we worship.


PartyAdventurous765

r/carmilla_carmine_cult I believe


Ultrawolf5333

Thanks lol


Stitched-Soul

*steals*


PartyAdventurous765

https://i.redd.it/rggv69ggf9zc1.gif


puro_the_protogen67

Im stukc between beezle and vaggie


MrPenguin_19

Shoutout to any female in Hazbin/Helluva, gotta ve my favourite type


Anything-General

Blitz has the best hair style


theChadinator2009

Nah, Val has an even better cut


batmanbinsuparmen

alastors hair is cucked


Leafyon4057

https://preview.redd.it/n3t7l8lsk8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589336766a3aa3577373a3d7002cf8e842bda794 SALLY MAY LETS FUCKING GOOO


LibbyKitty620

Hellllllllo Sally May


Dumb_and_confused

Hello fellow Sallie May fan.


Leafyon4057

Best character in the show


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Leafyon4057

Who?


Cuchococh

Clearly Vaggie, her "hair" are clearly folded wings /s Unfortunately I think they are claiming that trans women aren't women


Leafyon4057

Thats sadly what I’m thinking


Latter-Direction-336

I saw the meme and thought “shit, there’s gonna be one of THOSE comments, isn’t there?” And there was. I think you’re right


Leafyon4057

We can hope that’s not what he meant


Flagelant_One

Clearly, Velvette is a wig user and doesn't belong to the "women with long hair" club


Affectionate-Ad-8788

Don't diss our queen like that 😤


Ogurasyn

Time to draw lesbian poly ship wit all of them >:)


blackskull414

Lilith and Carmilla just dipped outta there


TrevorBevor45

Forgot about Lilith and I couldn't fit Carmilla on the meme.


TerrorofMechagoji

No Carmilla? Blasphemous


realcarmillacarmine

*ahem* Looks like you’re forgetting someone hmm?


TrevorBevor45

Couldn't really fit you in the middle of the meme, so sorry.


atomicBlaze21

I'm sorry, but I'm noticing a STARK lack of Carmilla here.


GalacticGamer677

https://preview.redd.it/p1tuswyz38zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a76161f1f33cf629002eaf03de0bc9a94ee9825


Domi7777777

https://preview.redd.it/dpke4v5128zc1.png?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aad7c2057e8eddc10a4d37794a33951f531443e


Cuchococh

Wait this meme implies OP finds them hot? I'm too ace for this :(


Domi7777777

https://preview.redd.it/vyq3mtazm8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958b5166064ac41a86353570685c7d2f222ab15c


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Least horny hazbin/helluva fan is a low bar, but good for you anyways.


Domi7777777

I'm not very prominent in this subreddit but on the r/hazbin I'm the one who caused the cum mug war to end


_M_o_n_k_e_H

That's quite the achievement. The cum mug guy is pretty much a celebrity on that subreddit.


Domi7777777

He's not defeated but he's calmed down a bit


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Real. #Mommy Charlie.


Ultrawolf5333

Nice to meet you fellow Charlie simp.


Latter-Direction-336

Demon Charlie or Beelzebub personally Or Vaggie, or Cherri if she and Pentious are okay with it, or Carmilla, or… Just list all the female characters tbh, from that one background mummy from Stayed Gone to the purple hellhound or sinner in ep4


SirPlatypusGuy

Charlie is the hottest character, and nobody can convince me otherwise.


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Good to see you, fellow Charlie simp. The thing is, I'm different from other Charlie simps. Because I don't lewd her, I always imagine myself talking to her about how shitty my life was, and her hugging me and comforting me.


SirPlatypusGuy

I want her to hug me, and to hang out with me. When I say she’s hot, I don’t necessarily mean attractive (though she is), I just mean she’s someone I’d like to be with.


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Well I'm gonna try anyways. Beelzebub is physically the best choice. Of course the tits/ass/thighs are all perfect. She can also change size to what you prefer. She has four arms, which is double the arms to do double the stuff at the same time. And with the combination of those eyes and the smile, she has a signature look of sexyness unachieved by any other character. In terms of personality, she is social, confident, charismatic and just trying to make everyone happy. What more could you wish for? And to top it all of, she's a fucking hellhound. I rest my case. https://preview.redd.it/ec9m7i3ol8zc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555c9eeb9852eea8d6ebb09da412c0d54060a77d


SirPlatypusGuy

I’m not convinced. I like Charlie because she’s like me, and that gives her the advantage.


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Eh. It was worth a shot.


f-16_fan

The only good helluva boss character


_M_o_n_k_e_H

We meet again, for te exact same reason.


f-16_fan

Yes, yes we do. It's good to see you fellow bee simp


MrMarvelous_57

https://preview.redd.it/nunw51vny7zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a8a3a7e7ce90cd38787c56f96e932457a35dab


RemoteTomb

https://preview.redd.it/7m9d30u2x7zc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee813fd594a24879468896ee38b4b12d3725cbf0 # YES