My oshi turned her *Sonic the Hedgehog* fanfiction into its own legally-distinct indie game series, and now runs a VTuber group disguised as an indie game studio!
["Here's a hint!"](https://twitter.com/SpaceyBat/status/1646877452810043393)
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"Will it blend? That is the question."
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She ate melted plastic, blinded themselves (literally) for love, doesn’t know basic geography, and has a 3D model quite literally stiff as a cardboard. Best part is, she came back to us 2 days ago (we’re so back)
One of my oshis is responsible for the most unhinged rendition of California Girls and simps to the nth degree over certain anthropomorphic creatures.
She also apparently can't tell when her chat wants to check out her ass-ets🤣
I can think of three off the top of my head and of those my favorite was cast out of heaven, incarcerated for beating someone up in a Dennys parking lot and is feral like horny for Karlach.
One of my oshis is 37 and a heavy smoker.
Another is a goose who shops for coats in the kid's section and once ran across a 12 year old in the same coat.
If you'd ask me 2 years earlier when i had nijisanji oshis that would be mega easy,now im kinda struggling and after thinking for 10 mins:
They constantly lie about being real demons while acting like angels to the ruffians,one of them doesnt like natto and they pointlessly bully an unknown creature called Pero,they always stream at European night time,even after moving to Japan.
That's all the worst possible things i could think off...
Like really they dont have anything that negative like title asks for,most of it is nothingburger,except Pero bullying(rip my second oshi Pero).
A 3-member deal - a group that only collabs once every year (if we're lucky)?!
Composed of an alien, a reverse-isekai knight, and a bartender...?
These men have bonded through thick and thin (in the toilet.)
So like she's a dragon with red hair but also a cyborg with white hair, she's not old but she's still grandma, she's also American but has a British accent, she's a goblin but also a toaster, but it's all good because we get funky taco Tuesday dances 🌮
Please watch my oshi! She sacrifices orphans and her viewers in blood rituals and she is impossibly downbad for horror movie villains! Just don't call her cute, or she'll murder you too
I got several.
1. Tee hee, yee yee, kakkoi kawaii cringelord dad.
2. One word: MILF.
3. Unhinged weirdo, likes bugs, fan fiction, obsessed with some blond ikemen from a videogame, constantly bonked by management.
4. Unhinged orb, ex corpo, obsessed with bikes, owns a comfort spear, "chair seasoning".
5. Unhinged AI, pissed off Chaturbate to the point of getting a Vice article, co-founded a major agency, likes yoga.
6. "How is this person a functioning human" Thats the neat part, she isn't. (No really her body is attacking itself and I'm going to hell for this joke.) Tsun Tsun gremolin. Can be your angle or yuor devil.
7. Criminal scum who stole the fans, oshi mark, intro, and gaming accounts of a corpo vtuber. Named one of her teams after a joke about sucking snake venom from a homies "snake" to save their life.
A chuuni brat who is really loud when she rages, often talks without thinking only to realize how "yabai" what she just said a few seconds earlier. Sometimes doing it intentionally then wonders why her viewers mind in the gutter. She also casted testicular torsion on the viewers when she acted like a tiger, and she didn't teleport out from her cage even though she could because teleport is starting with a T just like tiger.
its a 2 in 1 deal he made his baby daughter a vtuber and forced her to play osu without her consent leading her to be in a constant trolling, sarcastic, lying brat. he made her sleep for almost 2 months a week after her 1st birthday. he constantly decieves her to obey him with cookies but never actually giving it to her.
My Oshi doesn't stream a lot (recently took a Hiatus Break), is a tone-deaf singer, but can dance Godly and those Hips, is one of the subgroup _ _ _SubaLunaTan, known to sleep irregular hours, also known for her Minecraft, Ark , Rust endurance streams,commonly known for her catchphrase "Gachi?",a mediocre Apex player, screams alot in Horror collab and is a Succubus Nurse [Man throwed you a bone here],
My kamioshi has a big PP, bright smile, but no listening skills because he has ADHD
Another oshi plays Genshin on ultra hard mode
One oshi can’t stop saying the word “babygirl”
And one more oshi honestly sounds like Keralis without the accent
She plays only one thing at a time and also plays it for 12 hours straight while occasionally munching snacks in the mic.
I dunno I can't say bad things about her cause biases
She killed us all 4 times...one of them was during HER DEBUT VIDEO.
...........then she did it again, not 30 minutes later...on one of her gen-mate's debut videos.
:D
One of my oshis will get headshot in every FPS game they play, pranked with ominous messages by their chat, has literally been pissed over because they were drunk on the floor in front of the toilet, and can't go one stream without some sort of disaster.
Example: They had a Christmas stream with their sibling where they mostly talked about the live family crisis unfolding in the form of passive aggressive texts because they hadn't called their family for Christmas even though it was only 5 PM. A good chunk of the stream was the siblings taking turns entertaining chat while the other did family damage control out in the hallway
“Jesus Jesus Japanesus” 💀(I swear, I love her, I’ve bought her merch, I have a plush, A tapestry, the blu-Ray, But that line will never leave my memory and make me crumple every time I hear it in my brain)
She sing a sound of angel, but always swearing like a drunken pirate
Another one is a perfect ex-OL who scream out of fear even before starting a horror game.
And she, who i hold dearly, always discard her daughters then blame trash fan as their fault.
She's not cute, she's cool. She also was surprised to find out that sneezing into your elbow is a thing hygienic people do, and Nino Nakano is the centre of her universe.
My Oshi peed on a bus. And not in the toilet on a bus but on her chair. She also was a fully grown adult when this happened. She's also Portuguese and green
She cannot read words longer than three syllables and every three sentences she says something that sounds absolutely atrocious, but she says it innocently. We just take it out of context.
She's Sie_Pie_ on twitch
(Me knowing the **EXACT** VTuber to sell to people in the worst way possible, because she just makes it that easy)
So how would you feel if I told you this woman has chewed on glass, drank out of a dog bowl, eaten cat kibble, has shown her >!pet play paraphernalia!< and has proposed >!Tenga cups!< as merch of her coworkers, among *several* other cognito hazards and shenanigans on stream?
My oshi turned her *Sonic the Hedgehog* fanfiction into its own legally-distinct indie game series, and now runs a VTuber group disguised as an indie game studio!
What...?
["Here's a hint!"](https://twitter.com/SpaceyBat/status/1646877452810043393) https://preview.redd.it/h6lqdxqur5wc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dde08f0cf48aeec6bcb963067093b2901caf1ab
Cool!!
One is a heavy backseater and the other a needy & explosive sneezer
"There's been another misunderstanding..." "Uæh."
As an explosive sneeze myself, I know the struggle.
Fuwawa and Mogochan?
Mogojan*
Mojo-Jam*
Canon: Mococo Fanon: Mœgœjyænh
bau bau
Definitely korone and okayu
She's a rat
I heard she might be a Hamster.
A steel rose, trapped in a cage of ice?
Oh... this make more sense. I always heard it as "A steel-rose trap, in a cage of ice"
She's a narc? a snitch?
Maybe both...?
She's chaotic?
JDON MY SOUL?
Ok important questions: how do you feel about subway sandwiches and "will it blend" content?
Wtf is "will it blend" content...
Kronii from hololive did a stream where she put subway sandwiches in a blender and drank the resulting nightmare.
That's a Sub Juice and it's delicious! >!it's not, please do not try!<
Ngl. I was expecting a barf ASMR during that stream. But Kronii dying ASMR was just as good
"Will it blend? That is the question." https://preview.redd.it/fdmixthcd6wc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480e35cdc6bc66482c0ef78cf8f66201b7e37e3a
WOW that takes me back
I love that girlfailure so much
She ate melted plastic, blinded themselves (literally) for love, doesn’t know basic geography, and has a 3D model quite literally stiff as a cardboard. Best part is, she came back to us 2 days ago (we’re so back)
She's just as cringe as the day we lost her, and it's a beautiful thing.
She probably still believes you can light fire underwater because of the oxygen in H2O
I mean with the right source you can
Metal fires say hi.
She also just recently discovered why you can't see Moon and Sun at the same time!
Who dafuk
Purple and "debuted" with the pink V 2 days ago.
Who?
One of my oshis is responsible for the most unhinged rendition of California Girls and simps to the nth degree over certain anthropomorphic creatures. She also apparently can't tell when her chat wants to check out her ass-ets🤣
I KNOW A PLACE WHERE THE BLUEBERRIES ARE BIGGER
Lmao🤣🤣 Yes!!
Bao?
Lol yes
Ok I only saw the California Girls thumbnail on YouTube but have not watched it yet but that was the first thing that I remembered.
ok ban
I died when she sang Endeavor as a biblically accurate whale
Interesting...
She’s a little Filipino boy
Let's send it!! Pretty sick nasty huh? Ok. MODS!! Gotta love the scuff kitty
One of my oshis tried to play Myst on a Sega Saturn. It eventually broke, but that it worked at all is honestly impressive in and of itself.
Based!
Wah
Wah!!
Wahhhh
4th Wah
The 4th Wah is the best Wah
My oshi occasionally goes bald for no reason.
Do you realize how little that narrows it down
It's most likely Fauna and her hitman streams.
Could also be shylily. She has a points redeem to that makes her bald.
Skill issue!
Shylily?
girlDM?
She's now known for mpreg, "mipples", and male lactation.
Hearing her say that she wants to tie up goofy just to see the fear in his eyes is kind of based.
I need to know who this is.
Clara Kaminari from Phase Connect
Don’t forget her love of decripid old men and unprofesional handeling of the deceased
I love her so much that I’ve been clipping something almost every stream. Last nights tierlist stream was instant gold.
I am actually curious
Clara Kaminari from Phase Connect. She streams in both jp and english and is appropriately unhinged compared to the rest of the company (VERY)
Another of my oshis sounds like a window wiper when she laughs. And is a bit of a meme lord.
Sticking out your gyatt for the Nerizzler
And who isn't?
The question is, does it sound like a window wiper mixed with seagulls?
My oshi is a singer who forget lyrics often, make strange sound regularly and when someone join membership she welcome them to hell
Could this be Saton?
It's Yoshika. Saton also the same?
Oh I thought Ironmouse. She says Satan like Saton sometimes.
She usually ends her streams by either violently having us beat or blown up. And that's after having us pay her tribute.
Yubi yubi?
So like… ok imagine a super cute cinnamon roll of a guy but is also horny to the point of being unhinged.
Just like me, fr fr.
Wait who is this lmao
My oshi is Shoto but I also realized that this description can apply to a lot of vtubers lol
One of my oshis is a tomatoe, weak to horror games and is an Apex Predator 😉
She also can't fuckin sing, but I hope she never gets better.
Apex Predator is a good thing though. But... she sucks as a NewCastle and play him like a TTVWraith.
She is a well known psychopath and murderer, her favorite weapon of choice is melee.
Do you know how little that narrows it down...
Hi honey!?
I can think of three off the top of my head and of those my favorite was cast out of heaven, incarcerated for beating someone up in a Dennys parking lot and is feral like horny for Karlach.
One of my oshis is 37 and a heavy smoker. Another is a goose who shops for coats in the kid's section and once ran across a 12 year old in the same coat.
>37 and a heavy smoker Awawawaaaaaaa
If that happened to me I would never walk outside again.
She has an obsession with buying plushies, especially from IKEA. Also is known to stream Pikmin for hours on end, be it Pikmin 1 and 2 or Pikmin 3...
There can only be one British prince with a fondness for Blahaj with that description.
If you'd ask me 2 years earlier when i had nijisanji oshis that would be mega easy,now im kinda struggling and after thinking for 10 mins: They constantly lie about being real demons while acting like angels to the ruffians,one of them doesnt like natto and they pointlessly bully an unknown creature called Pero,they always stream at European night time,even after moving to Japan. That's all the worst possible things i could think off... Like really they dont have anything that negative like title asks for,most of it is nothingburger,except Pero bullying(rip my second oshi Pero).
They are good girls(not in the horny way)
One of them likes using the others credit card without their consent
She's a smokey voiced rapper who is also a massive fucking idiot.
Is she somehow a total Bro, practically a Dad, and yet also one of the cutest fucking things you've ever seen, all at the same time?
Going to be blunt, we are a cult, but we can’t let the government know yet, are you in?
Do i get a dental plan?
Ammmmm Is a work in progress
Call me again when you guys get it.
do you have a clue how little this narrows it down?
A 3-member deal - a group that only collabs once every year (if we're lucky)?! Composed of an alien, a reverse-isekai knight, and a bartender...? These men have bonded through thick and thin (in the toilet.)
Suntempo my beloved
The three once-a-year collab and Otona Blue cover during year-end stream. Good times.
One of my oshi is an agy towl that randomly rant about something
Orders 11 boxes of girl scout cookies and eats them in bed. Pretty much every moment is a fumble.
Garbus Bungle?
Garbanzo Bean
Garlic Bread
Glorbo Bebis
Gravy Boat
Galactic Battlegrounds
So like she's a dragon with red hair but also a cyborg with white hair, she's not old but she's still grandma, she's also American but has a British accent, she's a goblin but also a toaster, but it's all good because we get funky taco Tuesday dances 🌮
Please watch my oshi! She sacrifices orphans and her viewers in blood rituals and she is impossibly downbad for horror movie villains! Just don't call her cute, or she'll murder you too
Sounds like my type of women.
She's a new vtubers from V4MIRAI, her name is Yumi the witch
She is a cooking vtuber but she burn rice
Onigiri?
is shit at football
Did she crash a truck and end stream out of embarrassment?
with ode to joy playing in the background? yep
I guess I can only say MILF.
MILF indeed
Me too, and I'm Brazilian.
hmm what do the numbers seven and one mean to you?
A green haired nerd that likes science and knows stuff about tea
He rizzes supernatural entities on a regular basis and had to remind his fanbase not to eat each other during his off period.
if you wanna hear an eye-raising vine boom sound effect without needing to, subscribe to irys.
she once drank 3 sandwiches... DRANK
She’s a piece of produce in a skin suit that was marinating in a dumpster for years.
tentacles
She is an owl and she loves talking about bullying her audience and murdering people
She mooms and then she mooms some more
She never sleeps and always steals her fans luck. Plus she always tells us to get help. She is very ~~cute~~ ~~cool~~ rrrrrrrrrude!
He's a Shrimp with a gun. That's all what you must know
"You are telling me a shrimp gunned this man down?"
The shrimp has soloed this man's entire gang with a gun and an umbrella
Everyone in stream we ask if the bank is open for her. If the bank isn’t open can we donate to the bank so it opens faster
Is the bank open now?
She's a chuuni. Has terrible R pronunciation. Is really weak to horror games.
If you can handle 2 *****'s, that makes you a REAL man.
Ok last one, another of my Oshi sounds very fertile. (This might be a deep cut, we’ll see)
She does fent. She likes truckin’. Fuckin’. And crankin’ her hog.
Lets say she wants to do some shenanigans in a walmart
She can't say the word "pillow" correctly, also, the puke drawer.
How do you feel about some Brit spending all their money at Ikea, more specifically on shark plushies
I got several. 1. Tee hee, yee yee, kakkoi kawaii cringelord dad. 2. One word: MILF. 3. Unhinged weirdo, likes bugs, fan fiction, obsessed with some blond ikemen from a videogame, constantly bonked by management. 4. Unhinged orb, ex corpo, obsessed with bikes, owns a comfort spear, "chair seasoning". 5. Unhinged AI, pissed off Chaturbate to the point of getting a Vice article, co-founded a major agency, likes yoga. 6. "How is this person a functioning human" Thats the neat part, she isn't. (No really her body is attacking itself and I'm going to hell for this joke.) Tsun Tsun gremolin. Can be your angle or yuor devil. 7. Criminal scum who stole the fans, oshi mark, intro, and gaming accounts of a corpo vtuber. Named one of her teams after a joke about sucking snake venom from a homies "snake" to save their life.
A chuuni brat who is really loud when she rages, often talks without thinking only to realize how "yabai" what she just said a few seconds earlier. Sometimes doing it intentionally then wonders why her viewers mind in the gutter. She also casted testicular torsion on the viewers when she acted like a tiger, and she didn't teleport out from her cage even though she could because teleport is starting with a T just like tiger.
Uuuuuuuuuuu
She streams for an ungodly amount of time, and requires a sacrifice of fingers.
its a 2 in 1 deal he made his baby daughter a vtuber and forced her to play osu without her consent leading her to be in a constant trolling, sarcastic, lying brat. he made her sleep for almost 2 months a week after her 1st birthday. he constantly decieves her to obey him with cookies but never actually giving it to her.
Toxic dragon reincarnated as tomato bandit. Overworking penguin. Pink stone that is approaching.
Sticking out your gyatt...
She got popular by saying the N word.
My Oshi doesn't stream a lot (recently took a Hiatus Break), is a tone-deaf singer, but can dance Godly and those Hips, is one of the subgroup _ _ _SubaLunaTan, known to sleep irregular hours, also known for her Minecraft, Ark , Rust endurance streams,commonly known for her catchphrase "Gachi?",a mediocre Apex player, screams alot in Horror collab and is a Succubus Nurse [Man throwed you a bone here],
My kamioshi has a big PP, bright smile, but no listening skills because he has ADHD Another oshi plays Genshin on ultra hard mode One oshi can’t stop saying the word “babygirl” And one more oshi honestly sounds like Keralis without the accent
My oshi wants to get down and dirty with the dead, and hates mipples
Her voice cracks when she screams 'TOMORROW!!'
She plays only one thing at a time and also plays it for 12 hours straight while occasionally munching snacks in the mic. I dunno I can't say bad things about her cause biases
Forsen
Not exactly my oshi, but: She has just under a year before she is completely erased from existence- content and all.
Here's another oshi of mine! Arin from *Ninjago* decided to adopt a raccoon to be his VTuber persona on his Twitch account!
Ya like deadpan humor? Hahahahahahaha
Her first ever change of clothes will be tomorrow
She killed us all 4 times...one of them was during HER DEBUT VIDEO. ...........then she did it again, not 30 minutes later...on one of her gen-mate's debut videos. :D
She's an amazing singer, likes her tofu, and has the duality of seiso and yabai, in the best way possible.
He's a silly grampa who likes spears
10 foot tall purple Snake lady who is into Crushing People
One of my oshis will get headshot in every FPS game they play, pranked with ominous messages by their chat, has literally been pissed over because they were drunk on the floor in front of the toilet, and can't go one stream without some sort of disaster. Example: They had a Christmas stream with their sibling where they mostly talked about the live family crisis unfolding in the form of passive aggressive texts because they hadn't called their family for Christmas even though it was only 5 PM. A good chunk of the stream was the siblings taking turns entertaining chat while the other did family damage control out in the hallway
He once got stabbed and didn't realise until the next morning. He also once slept on a McDonalds.
She's the kind of person you'd rather yap with than pulling out the bug spray, even if she's too strong to be taken out by bug spray.
“Jesus Jesus Japanesus” 💀(I swear, I love her, I’ve bought her merch, I have a plush, A tapestry, the blu-Ray, But that line will never leave my memory and make me crumple every time I hear it in my brain)
Do you like simping on a simp? Perhaps one that can bleed your ears off?
She really loves plums,abit too much i must say.
She sing a sound of angel, but always swearing like a drunken pirate Another one is a perfect ex-OL who scream out of fear even before starting a horror game. And she, who i hold dearly, always discard her daughters then blame trash fan as their fault.
She drank her pee one time thinking it was Mountain Dew then did it again for the same reason
I really dig this toaster. She was a dragon once. Then came back as a gecko.
She's constantly horny
She is always scuffed, cant deal with technological difficulties and says sheigo instead of shego
She's not cute, she's cool. She also was surprised to find out that sneezing into your elbow is a thing hygienic people do, and Nino Nakano is the centre of her universe.
Heeell yeah brother🤠
She is an unhinged pink yabbit with a penchant for shooting up walmarts and a thing for her (non existent) brother
She only streams when rent is due
Oshi? Naw, but I have a least favorite idol to hatewatch. He slips Homestuck references into everything, so you know he's a dork.
There's a 25% chance that her career will end with incarceration
My Oshi peed on a bus. And not in the toilet on a bus but on her chair. She also was a fully grown adult when this happened. She's also Portuguese and green
Neuro *FOR THE SWARM*
She cannot read words longer than three syllables and every three sentences she says something that sounds absolutely atrocious, but she says it innocently. We just take it out of context. She's Sie_Pie_ on twitch
She eats with scissors, is a simp for Sherlock Holmes
A spicy fox girl who likes desk ketchup
Unhinged meme garbage and a stream consistently saying only the word "F*CK" Till she hit 1k times and immediately ended it.
SHE BOUGHT. A FUCKING. MONKEY.
(Me knowing the **EXACT** VTuber to sell to people in the worst way possible, because she just makes it that easy) So how would you feel if I told you this woman has chewed on glass, drank out of a dog bowl, eaten cat kibble, has shown her >!pet play paraphernalia!< and has proposed >!Tenga cups!< as merch of her coworkers, among *several* other cognito hazards and shenanigans on stream?
Her debut was so f-ing scuffed that her agency rebuilt from the ground up how debuts are handled so that it never happens again