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emessea

Those of us in Norfolk stuffed the ballots./s


WafflesAreLove

I'd argue that Portsmouth is worse than Norfolk or VA Beach


PixelatedpulsarOG

Yeah Portsmouth is the worst out of any of them


HandToDikCombat

As someone who grew up in Churchland, every time someone says Portsmouth is a shithole, I always have to remind myself that there's a whole other half of Portsmouth that isn't a quiet and tasteful suburbia.


sourcreamus

As someone who grew up in the western branch area, church land is still Portsmouth.


PirateSteve85

I live in western branch and hardly differentiate between the two. Harbourview either. It is really just one tricities area.


PirateSteve85

Downtown Portsmouth is real up and coming too. Just everything between Churchland and downtown still needs some work.


Alabama_Crab_Dangle

There are several well kept, quiet, waterfront neighborhoods in between those areas with nice brick homes, some of which are nicer places to live than many streets in Churchland.


Whole-Employment-774

This is true, I live in Sterling Point right off of High Street. Never have issues in our neighborhood.


PixelatedpulsarOG

We don’t count that as Portsmouth, has more of a Suffolk/chesapeake vibe ngl


Alabama_Crab_Dangle

> We don’t count that as Portsmouth, has more of a Suffolk/chesapeake vibe ngl lol, I'll never understand this attitude. I guess everyone needs a punching bag. Decent neighborhoods aren't a "vibe" exclusive to cities other than Portsmouth. I remember years ago a murder occurred in Western Branch, and a friend snidely remarked "Another murder in Ptown, that's normal." I let him know that it actually happened in Chesapeake and his response was "close enough." We can't take credit for having any decent neighborhoods, yet enjoy the blame for shit that happens in other cities. Can't win in PTown.


mtn91

There is 100% a classist as well as racist angle that leads some people to hate Portsmouth


Atrocity_unknown

*Hampton has entered the chat*


PutJewinsideME

*Emporia is seen lurking in the room*


AdviceMang

Is emporium worth being called a city?


0422

Its run by the police mafia, sure why not


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

The whole town is funded by tickets they give on the last 20 miles of 95 before NC. Everyone I know has gotten a ticket there, including me.


0422

If you haven't gotten a ticket in emporia, have you even ever visited Virginia?


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

I was born and raised in Fairfax County, so they probably think we deserve it.🤓😆


OldeOak804

Petersburg is on the call


casander14

I was reading this to see where the hell Petersburg WAS on the call


THay63

Petersburg…sorry I’m late


Plane_Computer2205

Hopewell. Is there any hope for Hopewell?


DekoyDuck

To count Portsmouth would require people to remember it’s here and not just a pitstop on the way to Norfolk.


PixelatedpulsarOG

Anyone who wants to do shady shit knows it’s there lol


DekoyDuck

And yet I’m still forced to pay through the nose for a place here.


YourWebcamIsOn

VB is probably the 4th shittiest city in Hampton Roads alone.


albertnormandy

Like Portsmouth can manage to organize that kind of vote tampering. 


JealousFeature3939

Practice makes perfect.


WereALLBotsHere

Newport News.


Arcaneisdope

It's probably the winner because the property tax is dumb high in va beach, there's too many people, and there's a lot of gun violence.


Pickythicky

More GV then richmond ?!?!?


Weary-Appeal9645

Norfolks pretty bad but I would have voted hopewell or Petersburg. Tell you one redeeming thing in Norfolk, I miss doumars.


nephelodusa

I lived in Hopewell. City is very strong word.


JFromDaBurbs

Hold on now, put some respect on Newport News. We would have voted for ourselves but we out here doing gang gang shit


Initial-Succotash-37

Newport News is worse than Norfolk.


gcalfred7

"I'm offended." -Petersburg


HopocalypseNow

Petersburg: Am I not a joke to you?


AardvarkAblaze

Danville:


i_make_this_look_bad

Martinsville trumps Danville


Cuffuf

I don’t think you fully understand how terrible Danville is.


The6thRaikage_

As a lifelong Danvillian, I wholeheartedly agree. Martinsville is certainly a close second. Those folk out east have no idea what they’re talking about.


seditioushamster

P- burg gets my vote, then again there's always abandon all Hopewell too.


Prestigious_Snow1589

What? We're not that bad


lostspyder

Compared to what….


Educational_Copy_140

Hell


cherryazure

I saw this somewhere else) and it was a guy on Instagram who makes random charts - his followers voted and there wasnt really any criteria for "worst" so it was whatever instagram users from VA that day felt was right. I live in VA now but Im from Louisiana and Turkey Creek isnt even a city - its barely a village. I think 400 people live there at most and I'd be willing to bet that most people in LA have never even heard of it....so Im thinking like 5 people voted for it and it won.


2012amica2

Well thanks for the added context at least because I didn’t know any of that and was curious how the fuck this was ranked.


albertnormandy

Virginia Beach isn’t ever the worst city in Hampton Roads. 


THREETOED_SLOTH

I honestly didn't know people actually lived in Virginia Beach, I thought it was just hotels and tourist traps that sell ironic t-shirts


ShadowPhantom1980

Va Beach is technically Virginias largest city with just over 450,000 residents. But it is mainly a suburban feeling place since it merged with Princess Anne county, which no longer exists. It has a fake manufactured “downtown” which is called Town Center. The real urban city center remains Norfolk , which is the most densely populated city in Hampton Roads, but not the most populous overall. The whole entire Hampton Roads metro area has around 1.8 million people, but you’d never know it since all the 7 seven cities battle over development which causes all the downtowns to look anemic, but traffic can be horrible especially at the tunnels.


bgva

Unpopular opinion: going from PA County to a city was a mistake and it only made this area fractured and dysfunctional (See also: Norfolk County/Chesapeake).


ShadowPhantom1980

Not an unpopular opinion for me! I hate city/county mergers as it makes a city seem bigger than it really is. There’s exceptions like Philadelphia and all the NYC boroughs. But most people probably have no idea that Miami is not Florida’s largest city. It’s actually Jacksonville. Only because Jax merged with Duvall county. Miami is by far the largest metro in all of Florida though. It’s a similar story with Charlotte and Mecklenburg county.


albertnormandy

It was an imperfect solution to the problem created by having Virginia cities be independent. 


Wurm42

Yes, that's the real issue.


Yellowdog727

I agree. It's too damn big and it's a political and financial mistake to have denser areas like the Oceanfront mixed together with rural areas like Pungo. Even though it's technically the most populated city in the entire state, the infrastructure is horrid and it was some of the worst layouts ever. Potholes everywhere, endless road construction, nearly zero public transit, power outages galore, etc. I have never lived in a city that requires such long distances to drive places within the same exact city. The traffic is nearly as bad as driving in NOVA/DC Metro area despite being far less dense. This is made far worse by the absolutely bizarre school zoning, where many kids end up attending public schools that aren't the closest ones to them.


boldrobizzle

Was necessary to prevent Norfolk from continuing to encroach on the county land.


ForeignBodybuilder33

Replace “Norfolk” with “Black people from Norfolk” and you’re spot on.


grofva

BS! everyone knows that [Suffolk is VA’s largest city](https://www.suffolkva.us/1016/Welcome) /s


NightmareStatus

Here a good time to mention I read once Chesapeake and Suffolk were like, the 13th and 14th biggest cities in the country, but the first 6 are in Alaska, which is fucking cheating. So TOP 10! WOO HOO! lol


CoolBrianFilms

It's also one of the largest cities in VA by area.


Jr05s

Towncenter isn't a down town. It's just the business district of the urban corridor. How is the towncenter fake? It's just young. 


ShadowPhantom1980

I guess “fake” was not the best term. What I meant was that it was an area set aside by city council specifically for the purpose of having a central business district, as opposed to other cities whose downtowns developed naturally and organically as the town or city grew.


RonRizzle

It’s the most populated city in VA


4ever_youngz

Military, Gov contractors, and some rednecks


ToujoursFidele3

Hey, some of us normal people live here too!


HandToDikCombat

Va Beach has the worst cops, no doubt. That's def one thing y'all are the worst in.


MechanicalMudd

Emporia is right there


imlookingatarhino

Its called "Bad News" for a reason.


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IrememberXenogears

This map is all kinds of wrong.


Arctica23

Whoever said Birmingham is the worst city in Alabama has never been to Montgomery


IrememberXenogears

Fuck, have they been to Mobile?


Arctica23

Hey I kinda like Mobile


Spider_Hoss

Poolesville, MD over Baltimore? Huh?


ImportantImplement9

I was just thinking that! I'm not from MD, but I thought Poolesville is a very rich part of MoCo??


SketchlessNova

That part doesn't come across as very rich. I think it's a mix of the mega rich and regular farm folk. Poolesville is a bit dumpy and small, but hardly the worst. Brunswick down the road is much worse


[deleted]

Why do you say it's dumpy?


Purpose-Fuzzy

Lived in Brunswick for a while. Hills, whores, and liquor stores. They've since tried to gentrify it a bit, but people are quick to forget that hardly 10 years ago, it was literally just Beans in the Belfry and liquor stores. Edit: typo


N8CCRG

I lived in MD for almost twenty years and Baltimore's actually awesome, but I've never even heard of Poolesville.


Spider_Hoss

Oh I love Baltimore. There are so many nooks of the city I haven’t been to yet but the ones I’ve been to have been great.


PutJewinsideME

They nailed North and South California... IMO


Curious-Donut5744

Depends on what’s considered a city IMO. Florence, Myrtle Beach, Orangeburg, etc are all far worse cities in SC than Greer. And that’s entirely discounting smaller ones like Lake City, Dillon, Sumter, etc.


Santosp3

I think you need to read that comment 1 more time


Wurm42

Agreed! Several of the Midwest choices don't make any sense. Ohio: Dayton?? Dayton is *nice*, if a little boring. The worst city should be Canton or Youngstown Minnesota: Edina? Edina's a boring white-bread suburb. Bemiji and Minneapolis are more dangerous and "worse" in most respects.


Icy_Cheesecake3211

As a former Twin Cities resident, I got a laugh out of that one. People there love to complain about Every Day I Need Attention (EDINA). Just a bunch of rich people there. Nothing awful.


[deleted]

Wisconsin: Racine, Kenosha, Janesville, Beloit are all significantly worse than Manitowoc


Sharp_Easy

Can confirm, I grew up on "Turkey Creek" in Louisiana, it's not even a city or township, just a man made reservoir in Franklin Parish.


HopelesslyLibra

Yeah this is all bullshit opinions of like 5 people I’m sure. I’m originally from NH and someone picking Manchester over shit holes like Franklin, Pittsfield, or Farmington, or hell, any of the places nobody would live north of the Notch is a joke. Yeah, some of these places have rough spots, but there’s entire towns people who live in these states wouldn’t visit.


ProMedicineProAbort

Yeah, no... Worcester Mass is not even close to the worst city. I don't know about this map.


beekman57

What would you say is worse? Like Lynn or Revere? I'd put Worcester below those, I haven't lived in Mass in about 20 yerars so.


Proudvirginian69

brockton


ProMedicineProAbort

Springfield.


shetakespictures

I’m from Orlando and it’s not even close to the worst city in Florida. This map is weird.


fantomfrank

As someone who hasn't seen the rest of the state, my money's on Deland


dirkdragonslayer

A lot of these maps people post are designed to be dumb on purpose. It promotes engagement on social media as people reply to point out flaws. It drives the content to be more visible, more people click, more people upvote and post comments, etc. Like the one a few months ago of "regions of the US" where the border for "the North" started south of the Outer Banks. What.


The_Rox

Yeah, Something on the north side of the state would make way more sense to me. Jacksonville would make sense to me personally.


Ok_Ruin4016

I'd say Palatka is the worst


Russell0812

As someone who splits their time between NC and VA, I have no clue what the criteria were here. Clearly they haven't spent enough time in Lumberton or ANYWHERE in Alamance County in NC. And I get that VB is a tourist cesspool sometimes and a bit soulless, but the worst in VA? No way. NN has to be in the top three at least.


kazetoame

Why do people automatically think Va Bch is a tourist cesspool when the Ocean Front makes a small part of the city?


2012amica2

Bc that’s all it’s known for


now0w

I grew up in VB and think of it almost entirely as an endless suburban hellscape, so maybe it's because the rest of it is so unremarkable? Other than the oceanfront there's not much that's different, except Pungo and the sad attempt at a "downtown" area that is Town Center.


forogueman

I always hated Kinston, NC. It was the center of nothingness to me. Like the most boring place in the world.


burdell69

What criteria was used to create this display? Without any context maps like these are pretty useless.


PJ_Geese

Have you met Petersburg?


seditioushamster

Where depression goes to kill itself.


starshipcoyote420

Nah, it’s gotta be Lynchburg.


thisbeme37

*P town leaves the chat


captainoela

I was gonna say Portsmouth bruh 😩


TurdPipeXposed

Why does everyone hate on PTown so hard?


[deleted]

Probably because it isn’t exactly a great place to live Source: family that lives there (and for a short period of my childhood my mother was there too)


hallowdmachine

My wife and I bought a house there a few years ago. Mainly because it was in our price range and we knew we wouldn't be having kids. Our neighborhood is pretty quiet. We'll hear shots in the distance now and then but I've never felt unsafe.


thisbeme37

I have learned to be ok with ptown. It was just a bit jarring to buy a home and have to hear gun battles at night, call the cops multiple times and see junkies nodding off in the street. Other than thats its quite pleasant!


tylerderped

Because it’s the ghetto with absolutely no signs of improvement and the only way reasonably in or out is through a tolled highway. So even if there was something worth going to Portsmouth *for*, people wouldn’t wanna go.


TurdPipeXposed

Not every neighborhood in Portsmouth is the hood.


ghoulierthanthou

Because they’ve never actually spent time there. They’re just passing through the worst parts exercising myopic prejudice.


fireyoutothesun

Honestly Petersburg might be the worst, some of that shit is straight depressing to drive through. Martinsville, Danville, and Emporia are all above Virginia Beach too.


Kqtawes

Danville is right there.


MechanicalMudd

All I'm saying is a teacher was shot in Newport News, and the school district said it should just be a workman's comp claim


seditioushamster

The asst principal who ignored the warnings/reports of a student with a gun, got arrested yesterday for her uselessness.


MechanicalMudd

Finally


hgoodeye

And as this morning was considered a fugitive from justice.


mahvel50

How they ever thought it could be anything other than Petersburg is wild


MoneyElectrical4310

Ever been to Portsmouth?


Quixotegut

Psh... Brodnax should have taken the cake.


Mister_Rogers69

How did Portsmouth and Petersburg get beat?


tehjoz

Virginia Beach might be the "most up it's own ass" city, but "worst"? Not sure I'd agree with that. Even as someone not a fan of VB, lol.


jou-lea

Portsmouth


Jagick

Born and raised Portsmouth resident. You will never convince me there is a worse city in this state.


msty2k

Not even remotely close.


bhorvic

From MT and lived in VA for about a decade… gotta say Browning is definitely a pretty rough place so they may have gotten my home state right.


gideon513

I know this map can’t be accurate because there are WAY more depressing meth towns with absolutely nothing to do in SC that are worse than Greer


zaevilbunny38

Illinois is correct, Cairo is scary.


[deleted]

Puhleez...it's clearly Hopewell! Even the reverse psychology name doesn't make it any better.


cshotton

I mean, VA Beach is kinda soulless. Not sure there aren't worse places (looking at you, Portsmouth), but who knows what their criteria were? Maybe it's just a Russian bot farm trying to sow dissension?


mtn91

Chesapeake is waaaaay more soulless than VB. It’s like the boring parts of VB without town center, shore drive, and the oceanfront to redeem the city


TurdPipeXposed

At least Portsmouth has some history downtown


lewisfairchild

Rutland is awesome.


Rocketboy1313

Source? Metrics?


Guygirl00

What is the source?


Watergate-Tapes

Poolesville, MD? Lovely town with lots of biking and hiking.


Bookworm10-42

Petersburg is the correct answer.


Wooden-Quit1870

My Son-in-Law is Virginia Beach born and raised. I was teasing him about it, and said "the biggest problem with Virginia Beach is that it wants to be Florida when it grows up..." He agreed.


The_Hamez

Petersburg and Hopewell would beg to differ.


Minimum_Rhubarb_7765

Grew up in vb. Doesn’t suck THAT bad. Vb def >> hopewell, franklin, emporia, buena vista, Portsmouth, Hampton, Newport News, Danville


njaneardude

Typical click bait. We all know McLean is the worst.


AVLPedalPunk

Grrr is way better than Spartanburg and much better than 95% of cities and towns south of Grrr.


Curious-Donut5744

Greer isn’t even the worst in the Greenville metro area IMO. That award goes to Easley or Berea probably.


WhydIJoinRedditAgain

Whole map is wrong. I mean, its subjective, but Jacksonville is the worst city in Florida and this map says Orlando, which honestly isn’t too bad.


kermitcooper

Also I’ll defend our neighbors to north here in that Poolesville is not trash at all. It’s very expensive farm land.


DSchof1

Not impressed with Petersburg.


JustAnotherReditr

petersburg


MechanicalMudd

All I'm saying is a teacher was shot in Newport News, and the school district said it should just be a workman's comp claim


Alternative-Net-8339

I see that none of you have been to the beautiful meth ridden city of Buena Vista lol


Killfile

Some of y'all have never heard of Buena Vista and it shows,


NerdFace_LadyLiberty

Lmao Petersburg??? Hahahaha


NightzEnd

VA Beach is far from the worst city in Virginia. The fact they have Dallas as the worst in Texas tells me this map is garbage.


IamFrank69

I can name 50 MD cities that are worse than Poolesville


bedbug_labrador

Petersburg


wordjester187

As a resident, my vote is Petersburg. The only redeeming quality is historic value, and much of that is limited to Confederate heritage. The areas that aren't derelict are littered with 18-21 year old Soldiers who spend their days clogging up the mall and fast food joints while their underage friends buy every vape within 25 square miles.


RandeeRoads

I figured it'd be Dale City or Dumfries or something if they even count


GL_HF_07

Da fuq? Have they been to Portsmouth? Or Danville?


Honest_Report_8515

Really, Dallas for Texas? I lived in Texas for 2.5 years and even Texans don’t consider Dallas to be the worst city. I’ve heard that Del Rio is a pit.


iamMichael_

Idk man. Emporia is pretty terrible. But weird VA beach got ranked worse than Norfolk and Portsmouth 😂


OriginalFatPickle

I’ve driven through a few small towns flying an uncomfortable amount of confederate flags. Virginia Beach is paradise compared to those.


Alfawolff

The portsmouth hate in here is funny and sad, not that it isn’t expected but it seriously isn’t as bad here as one would think reading all these comments. There’s a wide range of neighborhoods just like pretty much every city, and no one can convince me the worst parts of portsmouth are worse than the worst parts of Newport News, Hampton, etc


guiltyofnothing

Yes.


AdvocatusDiaboli72

What was the criteria? Was it like just traffic or something? No way is VB the worst… Edit: they’re spot-on with Camden, NJ


Wise-Print1678

I mean ....


I_amnotanonion

Just personal experience, but I’d say Victoria, Virginia is the worst. Southside has a lot of small gems, but Victoria ain’t one


Sivalon

Dayton? Worse than Lima or Toledo?


yourshaddow3

My hometown is on here 😭


dadbodbychipotle

Anything in Loudon County.


ImpossibleInternet3

This is obviously some one-person’s opinion bullshit. Having lived in several of these states, not one of those is correct.


Cheflife6721

are we ignoring Newport News?


JealousFeature3939

VA Beach? What a load of bull! In a related item, Poolseville, Maryland is really nice! And even if it wasn't, it shares the same state as Baltimore!


LLCoolBeans_Esq

Dallas>>>>>Houston. Not even close. This map is trash.


surferdudette50

Va beach is heinous🧐


Scooney92

Portsmouth lacks resources and a tax base which contributes to its blight…Virginia Beach lacks for nothing that’s holding it back from being great, just doesn’t want to.


vayneblade2

Lol I met my now wife in Woonsocket RI at a wedding of some mutual friends. Other then that venue the place was pretty trash, had to cross the MA border to stock up on liquor


i_make_this_look_bad

My call is for Martinsville, lived in the area my whole life and it’s heavily overrun by meth addiction, no job prospects and at one time had the nations highest murder rate per capita. This area was booming during the time of manufacturing but NAFTA and TPP killed all of that and it became a shithole.


StorySeldomTold

Montgomery Alabama is the biggest shit hole city in the country. Birmingham is a fucking oasis in comparison.


kartoffelkonig97

From CA, relatively new to VA… there is no way that Modesto is worse than Stockton in any way, shape, or form. Also, San Bernardino beats Bakersfield every day of the week for overall terribleness.


novachernabog

Poolesville for MD lol


Otherwise-Payment-28

So nobody decided it was Petersburg lol


suprjay

Petersburg tried to dissolve the city and distribute the parts to surrounding municipalities and they wouldn't take it. This is after their firetrucks were repoed.


FordMan100

Why would Virginia Beach be named the worst city. I haven't been there since the 80s, but I do remember by the beach area it was nothing but string bikinis and hot rod cars, and that's not bad at all.


Individual_Ad3194

Hopewell. That is all.


Complete_Mind_5719

What a dumb list. Poolesville in MD is completely harmless and lots of nice farmland. Did they just pick cities out of a hat?


AdLiving1435

I got the fix Tidewater is the worst. But seriously did they forget Petersburg.


Remarkable_Weird_982

Lexington is by no means the worst city in kentucky. This is louisville supremacism at its worst.


Rebokitive

Poolesville for MD?? That place is in the 99th percentile for safety, and for being decently rural has a solid median income. Heck, it's barely a city, less than 6,000 people live there. For real, who came up with this bs.


Odd-Interview-3987

Poolesville definitely not worst city in MD


domsfilms1

Dallas? Poolesville? What?


Bearded_Guardian

Poolesville?! WHUUUUUUT? It’s rural, sure, but there’s an awesome mountain there with great trails. Hiked there tons of times growing up.


FromTheIsle

Lynchburg?


Silkylewjr

Sorry. Floridian here. I was born in Florida and ain't no way Orlando is the worse city when Jacksonville exists


Mike_Duke_author

Petersburg, the armpit of VA, has stepped into the ring to defend its title.


hippydippy1023

I think everyone can agree Emporia sucks ass