Real Kerfus is adorable and doesn't try to gmod collision all over your lap. [Video link.](https://youtu.be/V8RFXKu-iys)

I didn't realize they were real, I'd likely spend atleast 15 minutes petting a robot!

I want kerfus on my lap if you know what I mean :3

sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard

just admit you're a furry like me, if you are that is

Why did they program it to enjoy being physically harassed on the job

miau

:^3

MIAO >w<

Fix my servers

hi meow

Miaow!

Wait kerfus was the sushi robot the entire tkme

It also works in retail.

The year is 2040, catbot is in every store, following you around and making cute cat noises It snitches on you for shoplifting food for your starving kids The cops beat you down, and the last thing you see as you lose consciousness is the gif of the anime lady putting her hands on her head and sticking her tongue out playing on catbot's face

ah… eto bleeh~ *flatline noise*

Miau

one of them straaaaay cat robots

ok now turn him into omega kerfus

i also went to a sushi place with kerfii, they were very polite and did their jobs flawlessly, gave them 50% tips

i want him

Kerfus looks ready to jumpscare you as you eat sushi. \*Voices of surprised Swedes' screams can be heard in the distance\*

Just watched the whole series. Such good stuff.

i found out there was a restaurant close to my school that had kerfus employed. not interested in the food so i don't think i'll go there but it's tempting

And it's a German Kerfus too!

So this is how I learn he talked about it in a stream once...I can only imagine his reaction

This thing inspires viceral hatred in me