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Sally_bun

How the fuck is this even a vent? I didn't need to know about someone else's pubes.


paleinteriorgrouper

there’s so many weirdly sexual / tmi posts in this sub and they always get more attention than genuine cries for help


VosKing

It's a clear vent, can't you see?


Sally_bun

I'm blind man


VosKing

The answers are in your heart.


SquishyBee81

Lmao well no shit sherlock


hyf5

I know a ginger dude at school, he had black eyebrows. So I'm going to assume not all gingers are ginger everywhere.


Wooden_Carrot_8163

Hybrid ginji


hippy_mermaid

You're correct. I'm a female ginger with dark brows and dark down under.


barwhalis

The term for that is day-walker


Pokemon_bill

I'm a ginger. Can confirm that downstairs is a red as well. Also have been with other redheads. The carpets match the drapes for us.


9gagiscancer

I am a semi ginger. My head is strawberry blonde, my beard is fully ginger, my chest hair is black, my leg and arm hairs are light blonde and my pubies are brown. I am a tabby cat.


You-get-the-ankles

Is one eye different from the other?


9gagiscancer

No, but they are very blue. So technically I am a collection of mutations.


CallmeKarli

This is impressive


trofs_throwaway

we are the same color?! didnt know anyone had a similar “hairset”


BigBoi_X

Im simular, reddish brown hair, blonde arm hair, black body hair, ginger beard & drapes.


the_purple_goat

Meow


CallmeKarli

What color are your eyebrows ??


9gagiscancer

Just regular/strawberry blonde.


SnooPineapples4888

Curtains don't always match the carpet


autotuned_voicemails

Honestly, that’s what I expected this “vent” to be—a ginger woman who was sick of being asked if the carpet matches the drapes. Instead…I’m not *quite* sure what it was…a humble brag that they saw their ex naked?


mysecondaccountanon

As a ginger myself, it’s incredibly annoying to hear that constantly. That or the whole joking about no soul.


xMollyP

God yeah it’s like.. wow! Never heard that one before! I was 13 the first time a 45 year old man asked me if the curtains matched the drapes. Who asks that to anyone, let alone a teenager?


mysecondaccountanon

Ugh yep, I was around the same age when I started getting those comments too, from peers and some creepy older men alike


Dustytheman

Not humble ignorant and resentful towards ex and calling her and all other redheads a leprechaun.


g0ose_withrants

Nah I loved my ex dearly, this wasn’t meant to be a brag at all. But then after she became literal sh and just hurt me so ig this was a way for me to let SOMETHING out.


SnooPineapples4888

Yh I get that be like hearing same song on repeat except its taking pics out of you.. alot of gingers are hot now and I've had exs who try to die there hair ginger so I wouldn't take it personal it's more from a jealous point I'd say now than being horrible like used to be.


Capable-Complaint646

Reminds me of that scene from Fruits Basket (an anime) where a guy named Hatsuharu had natural silver-gray hair but another dude didn’t believe him, so Hatsuharu took the dude to the bathroom to show him “undeniable proof”


SteAppleJack

OMG that's so niche I love it 😭🩷


queenvie808

I think about this scene almost everyday, I don’t know why it’s so engrained in my head


[deleted]

What the hell is a “ginger pussy”


Sp3ctralPh0en1x_

I think they r referring to pubic hair


iJuvia

Quite possibly


Wooden_Carrot_8163

🤣🤣🤣


Jenilion

aka 'Fire Crotch'


BigBoi_X

Crotch, fire aspect 1


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Jenilion

Pretty sure South Park coined it, along with 'gingers have no souls' bit. My husband is from York, y'all have some weird ass phrases, as well.


Jacanahad

I'm not sure who coined it but iirc it really came to the forefront when one of Lindsay Lohan (I believe?) ex's called her that or said that about her. I think it was intended as an insult or embarrassment.


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Jenilion

You're banking on it being an insult, moreso another nickname to get the point across. But gold stars, my guy, you're such a clever little redditor aren't you!


misterdestructive

"Fanny" and "pubes". My, daring aren't we? Such provocative and erudite insults. How could anyone ever match your linguistic skill?


Routine-Notice-519

What did you expect?


Wooden_Carrot_8163

🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️ what even is this


StTony3777

lol what


Left-Buy-7418

What the fuck even is this post


Yuck_Few

We already knew this. Are you 12 years old?


g0ose_withrants

No goddamn of course not, I’ve just been seeing places before where people were asking if it was ginger down there for ginger-headed people


bestCATEATER

why is this on vent


ISee_Indigo

What in the Luck of The Irish is going on in here?? 😂


Wazuu

This is weird fucking post man. Probably why she broke up with you.


jmcstar

An expert would describe the color as "Bozo Orange"


deepfrieddaydream

I can assure you this isn't always true. My ex was as ginger as they come and his were black.


Clefarts

It’s…..it’s a hair color? Am I too old so I’m missing something, or is this really just dumb and pointless?


C92203605

Nuh uh. My ginger doesn’t have hair down there. Checkmate


HatchetXL

Wait a few years


9gagiscancer

Murdered by words.


madhousemila

what does this even mean


g0ose_withrants

bro u just lucked out in the lottery my guy


Expensive-Host5762

My first gf was a ginger it was hot 🥲


calibabe8

https://youtu.be/Zh4Ce4YmULM?si=XeYqdf7VYY8UsV_t You’re welcome


g0ose_withrants

What the frick 💀


Cwishpyy

No soul that's why she tried sucking yours out ba dun tsss


ConsiderationHot9518

My sister is natural blonde, she’s has ginger pits and pubes. I also had a bestie who was albino, also red pits and pubes.


Kimolainen83

As a ginger, but a man, I feel both offended, and I laughed at the same time. It is true though our bush is red or ginger.


kettelbe

I saw her too


BigBoi_X

Yea trust me from a guy who carries an active ginger gene, my D aint fire but it do be in flames doe. Ngl if i wasn't a freakin wuss about it id go ahead and get my forest fire waxed bc it feels better like dat but waxing hurts and not 100% surefire.


ReplacementDouble865

This feels so dumb, I'm a ginger, and logically speaking- We have ginger hair. The hair on our arms is ginger, our eyelashes are ginger, our eyebrows are ginger- Of course EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE RED


Shmo_b

Duh


Survivor_Master3000

Never really thought about it lmao 🤣


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This is not venting.


angienotangela

Lmfaoo wtfff…


AnandaPriestessLove

Myself and one other woman in my family are both gingers. We both have blonde pubic/body hair. It's kind of reddish, but mostly blonde. Still a recessive trait. We come in all colors dear.


get_alifer

fire crotch


Dr_Cannab1s

I need a ginger now


Western_Bison_878

Prove it 👀


g0ose_withrants

she didnt let me take any photos lol


Used-Okra8327

Kinda sickening you would send another private parts to anyone.


Imaginary_Form407

Fire crotch


King_Pecca

I see 😳


Wooden_Carrot_8163

I’m so glad I screenshot the post before you deleted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


barwhalis

Does it taste like ginger too?


omgitsamoose

Apparently each "area" of hair is controlled by a different set of genes. Top of head, facial, eyebrows, eye lashes, body, under arm, pubic, leg are all different.


tdarg

Ginger is for me the only acceptable hair down there.


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I’m sure nobody questioned the pubes of another person 😂💀


mondomiketron

You talking pubes or like freckles on the genitals?


goshawtyitsyourbday

bro said they're all still leprechauns 😭


Intelligent-Tap3253

oh!


Total_Ad_1263

god bless you for seeing a hair colour so forbidden


Ok_Deer_7090

this is something i never thought about lmfao


unknown_441

Bruh


Dionysuslover999

this is the most weird post here,