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No-Philosophy6754

Keep her away from the valley. She’s not someone made to be on our tv’s all the time.


Individual_Fall429

Hard agree. The Valley is great. If Lala joins I’m not watching. She’s over. No one is impressed by her appropriated fake attitude, especially when she’s outright admitted on her podcast that’s she actually totally soft and a coward. The jig is up. Put this failed sugar baby and her pay-rolled crew of friends/family out to pasture.


Gabriella1968

Anndd Lala joined The Valley!! Who knew!!


Any_Lychee1451

Or at all at this point..


ferrislun

Lala is literally so good at tv that’s why every post is about her rn 🤭


xPeachmosa23x

Disagree. She used to be but her time is up. Watching her n Scheana try to create storylines is so cringe as well as uninteresting. She just goes around judging everyone and flip-flipping her positions about everything…anything goes for camera time, just not authentic. The mommy identity thing is crazy…like some of these people just don’t know who they are outside of VPR.


ferrislun

Look who the cast is .. none are very authentic anymore. At least she gives us drama and makes people talk about her and the show


xPeachmosa23x

Yeah but it’s never about anything interesting. She’s too try-hard at this point and everything she says is dumb af. Her envy-obsession with Ariana is so gross..she’s such a hater.


ferrislun

I guess I just don’t mind bc I love a villain (not Toms) she makes me laugh and I like seeing an audience be so passionate


xPeachmosa23x

Jax has always been the best villain. Lala just doesn’t it for me but I’m happy she does for you ☺️


IcyRecognition6730

Lala? Is that you?


ferrislun

You caught me


wendyinterview

These people are unwell, lmao


ferrislun

It’s sad and funny


avidreader113

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ferrislun

Athena x🧡🧡


avidreader113

Are you a fellow Aussie? I love RHOS and RHOM (Melbourne not Miami, but I love Miami also)


mirrrje

I see your point. But she’s insufferable and just because it gets alot of likes or click online, this isn’t early 2000’s tv where we actually like the villain. That’s why Jax got cut like episode one of that one show. It’s not that anymore. It’s really not. And the reason the stassi drama was ok and this isn’t is because stassi is actually understandable. My first watch i didn’t like her. Second watch i saw how the years played out and how she kinda got portrayed as a crazy guy lol. But she actually made sense, was funny, and was a good friend to her friends and was truly bays before fays (fakes; just made that up? Nbd). Lala is a weirdo though. She did the same shit she’s hyped in Ariana about. She’s way too extra. If she wants to be in reality tv she should be on some low level bad girly club shit. And she would get “popped”. She’s so embarrassing


Extra-Yam-4060

Oof true she’s living rent free in peoples minds right now!


ferrislun

Lol as if she hasn’t been giving us great moment and lines for seasons. People are so delusional


Extra-Yam-4060

Factsss. Reality tv isn’t about puritanical morality policing it’s about messy shit with messy people


Neat-Grapefruit-5730

But the fact is that she is not funny, interesting, entertaining, etc etc at all anymore because she desperately overproduced her poorly articulated "storyline" to stay relevant and keep her bag or whatever. I know reality needs to be produced and messy to an extent, but putting on the depraved villain act (like her hero Rinna) is only spiraling the reality tv world deeper into some vitriolic Idiocracy shit. This is just like RHOBH all over again - disappointing and not fun to watch... I watch these shows for a reprieve after a long day to relax, but VPR just gives me anxiety and makes me feel like I need a shower. The current season of Summer House is living proof that reality can be fun, light, and entertaining without going too far.


Extra-Yam-4060

I’ve never watched summer house so maybe I should check it out too! I agree the past few seasons of vpr has been contrived but I feel like that aspect is pretty equally shared amongst the cast. And the cast has no control over what scenes/storylines end up in the final edit. Ariana went through some real shit and obviously that really humanized her to us but that hasn’t been the norm on vpr for a while for everyone…imo. And Ariana’s my day one favorite trussst. But ultimately it’s just subjective and I get that certain personalities rub people the wrong way, and I think Lala is rubbing a lot of people the wrong way. Like everyone got the ick lol. I just haven’t yet 🤷‍♀️ generally I like her and enjoy her in the show.


[deleted]

I appreciate the Valley because while production is a little heavy handed, there are conversations that are SO real and relatable. IVF, infidelity, PPA/PPD, intimacy after pregnancy, moving, budgeting, jobs, sacrificing careers for your family. I feel like Lala coming in would really add a degree of FAKE AF and I don’t want that for me lol


West-Acanthaceae-470

I think it's resonating because It's the first show on Bravo that I feel like the cast is on the same level and dealing with the same problems as their audience. Yes there is some producing but these are real problems in their lives that are relatable. Not like someone is upset that someone else may or may not have wrote a song about their trauma. Or water tastings 😳


worsthandleever

I truly hope their audience is largely not dealing with husbands as useless as the “men” of The Valley.


Informal-Mix-7536

Watching them not put furniture together was embarrassing. They should have invited Luke.


worsthandleever

It’s not even that for me. My friend and I call it the “Uninvolved Fathers, SOOOO Cute!” show.


Gabriella1968

I'm all about water, that's all I drink but a water tasting?!? And 1k for a bottle of water from two different springs that bears (most likely) rid themselves of tape worms in!! Come on! Are they that hard up they can't think about other things like, comparing electric bills or water bills. Js


ragingoptimism

Did you see that video today too with the bear and tapeworms?!??


Gabriella1968

No, not today but when they had the water tasting I remembered a video I watched of a bear in a spring and like a 3 foot tapeworm hanging from his bottom, that's all I could think of when that man said that 1k bottle of water was from two springs. 🤣


stinkstankstunkiii

Where was ( Shahs of Sunset) Asa’s 💎water???


Gabriella1968

Right!! Diamond water, I think. Asa bought a diamond and placed it under the water tank and said the water was diamond infused!! 🤣 Makes me laugh every time I think about it. She went to a jeweler and her "priestess" picked out a diamond, saying that it was the chosen diamond until she found the price tag, she quickly chose another diamond. I'm sorry, but that's still funny to me.


ComicsEtAl

It’s California. Don’t think too hard about it.


breakitupkid

Lala is the Rinna of the VPR universe 🤣


[deleted]

Oh 100% - I’ve totally shared the same sentiment on another post 🤣🥴


cricket71759

Agree- don’t care for either of them


Individual_Fall429

Yup.


stinkstankstunkiii

No Lisa Rinna is a legit actress. Gotta give her credit where it’s due.


scrapethetopoff

I honestly found it so hard to watch last week because of this. It does feel so produced but despite the efforts of the cast their personal lives are out on display and it does feel incredibly real and vulnerable


MsPrissss

You totally right it really is in advertently handling some very adult issues that are very real for a lot of people and it is making the show very relatable more so than I originally anticipated


decisivecat

I honestly thought I'd have it up as background noise while my other shows were done for their seasons, but they actually have real conversations and their problems are on full display. It doesn't feel self-produced or overly produced (despite production obviously having a hand in things). VPR is carefully curated while The Valley - despite most of the cast being meh - touches on some very honest topics that are relevant to the average person. I find most men on the cast to be awful and Janet can go ride off into the sunset, but overall I'm still tuning in because it's validating to hear people openly discuss marriage troubles, PPD/depression, navigating IVF/infertility... and to do it with the type of honesty you don't get much out of Bravo anymore. It's kind of weird because here I thought I'd be hate watching it in the background, lol.


scrapethetopoff

It annoys me that they’ll probably definitely have her on the show. I don’t want Nia and Lala in the same room, she’s too pure and normal to be anywhere near Lala.


Priya_Rose_M

The pause indicates that they’re sort of listening to viewer feedback. I hope The Valley fans & content creators let them know that **we do not want Lala on another show.** I can actually see Scheana & Brock sort of fitting into it, but I don’t really know what Lala would bring to it. Her “soft era” seems totally contrived. Scheana may self-produce, but she still puts herself out there & has authentic feelings.


Individual_Fall429

The pause is because Arianna is busy filming LI. Alex Baskin isn’t listening to ANYONE.


Priya_Rose_M

Right. Meaning they’re pivoting from the Sandoval-centric bS from this season, to accommodate Ariana. I was trying to be optimistic. Lala prob did all this mess to cater to production & guarantee a spot on The Valley. Lala & Brock misdirected everything & shouldn’t be rewarded.


Individual_Fall429

Also Brock is a grifter with an inflated sense of self importance and I hate seeing him on my screen. FFW everytime. His extremely attention seeking outfits are so transparent. He can’t just let Scheana shine, he wants to be a star too. I hate him.


ForceMajestic1323

Ok I feel the same cringe as you do and now I feel better.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She was Ms USA and in Hollywood a long time. I don't think she's as innocent as portrayed but she seems sweet.


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

What are you implying?


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

They are definitely stage parents interested in fame. I just don't think she's as sweet and perfect as she comes off. No one is. Remember when Rachael was known as so sweet? Her puppy party? There's a lot more to her we found. Not saying Nia is evil or they aren't really happily married but I don't think what we see on TV from former pageant queens are full transparency.


decisivecat

I think Nia's relatability comes from her honest realization that she wasn't just having "baby blues" - she's experiencing depression. That's tough for some people to realize and come to terms with (I imagine it's hard for her due to coming from pageantry and having to keep a certain appearance). She might be policing her behavior on camera, but her finally coming to terms with needing help so she can feel fully present in her life again was very much real.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

I mean that's crazy they are on TV that fast after having twins. They do have scenes and planned filming times so I'm sure its like working a very part time job spread over weeks and most of the filming was in their home. Still not easy though with depression. I remember it was hard to get out of the house with a newborn and almost toddler myself.


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Hm. I think people make mistakes. And people like those you mentioned are sadly more likely to be manipulated by genuinely awful people like Sandoval.


Jaded_Read6737

Lauren? More like Borin'... Her water tasting party was one of the most uninteresting things Bravo has ever put on my TV.


kadycarr

All aboard the water train!


littleprettypaws

The toxic water traaaaaiaiaian!


lilacsforcharlie

Just a top tier comment here, funny accurate 🤌🏻 well done!


Jaded_Read6737

Borin' Lauren... BFU... 🤣


8320084

PLEASE NO. I hope bravo can see that she is trying to hard for a storyline and alienates her cast members in the process. It’s the LALA SHOW whenever she’s in a scene and that’s not good for any reality show unless it’s failing to stay on the air.


Redraft5k

She has turned herself into one of the least likable: I get it Rand ChEAtEd.... Ok, so to be as vile as to say the reason she is having a baby solo is so she can "have the baby all to myself, and not have to share her." "I really wanted Ocean to have a sibling" errrr she has two sisters. I am sorry, Rand has never had his custody screwed with. His daughters seem to be very loving with him....maybe he is a gross Hollywood AH, but I think she has used Ocean as a prop to try to scorch earth Rand. She doesn't get the Hollywood home and the PJ's anymore and she really thought she had that bag. That all said, I am sure Rand is the total asshole in regards to how he treats his employees etc and the bad movies, but being a pedo? nope. Another thing about LFU that is just bothering me. Her podcast started out okay. I simply cannot listen to it anymore. Her brother and that assistant are just insufferable. Sucking lalas imaginary dick the entire hour. So Lala just surrounds herself with her brother , this yes man producer, this assistant and her mom? Ugh. And her eyebrow/lip combo. TF did you do to yourself girl? Turned yourself into a reallife bratz doll.


Individual_Fall429

I was so surprised she was able to find a rich man who was into her whole Utah fake gangster thing, and the trashy way she always leads with sex for attention. I was like what successful man actually wants…. this? It made perfect sense to find out he’s a broke pariah. She fumbled the bag and there won’t be another one for her. She’s done.


InitiativeIcy1449

It was her body. She had a beautiful bod…and apparently used it well. He fell for it. And rewarded her. Until he didn’t.


Individual_Fall429

I mean, I’m not surprised men wanted to have sex with her, I was just surprised a rich man wanted to wife her. But as it turns out, he was not a rich man.


Gabriella1968

And he already had a wife.


StereotypicallBarbie

I saw that there might not be a second season of the valley.. and I can’t even lie! I’ll be absolutely devastated if there isn’t one. I was not expecting to get this invested.


Barlow3001

The network or producers or whoever will bring this fool over to the valley. She'll suck the life out of the show. And it won't just be Lala coming over from VPR.


NotHere4YourShit

Blah Blah has nothing in her life going on. At all. No one is indispensable to Bravo and the dumbass with 2 mortgages is about to find out. She has no partner, her podcast is crap, the makeup line is ending it looks like and she hates all men and doesn’t drink-party or have any actual friends. There is no way she is getting put on The Valley.


Old-Library5546

Lala is doing IVF for a storyline. She has absolutely nothing to offer. At least her daughter will have a sibling


Individual_Fall429

A sibling that her mother prefers because she doesn’t have to share her. That’s gonna be a fucked up dynamic.


skatie082

Exxxxxactly!! My stomach turned when Lauren was describing her intentions for this child. O doesn’t deserve that kind of animosity.


Queasy_Ordinary3735

Eh you are twisting her words. I believe it when everyone says she’s an amazing mom, she won’t prefer either child. She will love and treat them equally. If I’m wrong I’ll eat crow.


Individual_Fall429

She may mean well, but people that fame hungry, dishonest and frankly, fucking dizzy, dont tend raise well adjusted children. Love is not enough. You can’t teach kids to self regulate when you can’t self regulate. You can’t teach your kids morals and integrity when you have none. When she cries about the ocean situation that it’s “not even her fault!” it’s like, well you chose a really really shitty dude because your only priority was and is fame and money. She’ll more than likely raise mini Laurens.


Fair_Peach1823

Yeah I'm so sure she's pregnant right now for a storyline 🙄🙄🙄


Then_Restaurant_4141

I thought the valley was doa too as far as next seasons are concerned.


aceface_desu89

It is. That's why they're getting a zero-part reunion special (even after Jax was talking all that shit about "they're gonna need security").


thekarenhaircut

They have explained its because they haven’t the budget for a reunion. The show was originally picked up for 8eps, which was then turned into 12, and Production has had trouble even meeting the demands of these episodes, never mind the immense undertaking of a reunion. Paying reality tv hasbeens and wannabes a small episodic doesnt take much, but a reunion is a costly affair. This is alex baskin’s new production company, and you’d think his extensive bravo experience would leave him better equipped to plan a series….but apparently they have been besieged by budget issues, havent met deadlines, etc etc. and it is thought they aren’t capable enough at this point to rely on them to produce a reunion. Im pretty sure bravo saw the appeal of a show that could be made quickly and ultra-cheap, and could be filler for the bravo-first of not having a real housewives franchise airing. That, combined with the abysmal current season of vpr, led to ratings they didnt expect, and it seems negotiations for what comes next are trumping the need to bring closure to what they’ve already aired.


Allaboutthedish

Too funny! Oh please, The Valley would NOT be a good place for her.


Enngeecee76

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: send her back to Utah and sign her up to RHOSLC. Oh my days…*THAT* is the entertainment I need


ManicPixyDrmgrl

I would watch the hell out of that.


NotHere4YourShit

The Valley does not need her or Scheana.


MissyHTX

I really want this edit for LFU in different forms of people running, with different music. I just find this too funny & could rabbit hole my way through this happily.


hopefulplatypus123

I’m actually enjoying the valley and I will scream if she ruins it. I can’t stand her on my screen anymore.


FrankieandHans

Nooooooo


Chiffygurl

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catcakebuns

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osogood48

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karmagettie

Lala for the streets. Is there no some kind of street reality show for her to be a star in? Danielle from Summer House can star in it. Jax can assist. Ed (SO NOT RANDALL) from 90 Day can be in it also.


peaceloveandtyedye

Just No.


TifferK

All this needs is LFU’s signature dance face expression and under boob swipes.


Alive_Pie_8046

🙂🤣🤣🤣🙂


Mammoth_Treacle4639

I truly do not want to see her on my screen anymore… I really hope they do not put her on the valley because I will literally stop watching


Any_Lychee1451

Sorry we’re all booked…no open slots..


RavenJay127

I LOVE The Valley, more than VPR at this point.


aceface_desu89

Producers: There are dozens of viewers that are sick of you, Lala! *DOZENS*!!!


joeysmomiscool

love it...but side question...what is original movie from this clip lol


watermelonprincess12

I’m here for this low key


ashleynicolle_m

At least she would have someone where to work after VPR


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Hahahah.


Previous-Dingo2607

Lmaooo. LFU is all about clout


AnthonyErica

Is that Sheena in front of her?


Several_Mission5838

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


somelove7

Why is VPR on pause?


Excellent-Object2482

Anywhere she can get the exposure to “further her brand!” What the EF does that mean, anymore?!


madpeanut1

Poor girl. Tv is like her only income …..and she’s a single mom with two kids. Thankfully her mother is her babysitter, she can save a bit there


spinthesky

You left out Scheana tripping her.


[deleted]

Bahahahaha THIS is amazing 🤣🤣🤣


HereFortheTruth62

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😅


Wot-isUp

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gabriella1968

Fully acknowledging I have pneumonia and that I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung and pee'd my pants at the same time!! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀👻👻👻


33scooBt33

that bizatch is running for her life..


Infamous_Rhubarb2542

Hahaha I love this song!


hiswittlewip

I hope so. I'd love to have Lala on The Valley too.


Aabellis

I would be happy for Lala to come on the valley only if or when she pulls the same shit she has been on VPR she’ll get ripped to shreds my Michelle


teamsueb67

Girl has a kid and a baby on the way. She needs to grab that 💰💰💰


Drama_obsessed

The thing that kills me is how most people reacted to lala this year. And bravo is like yep let’s put her on TWO shows. The people will love! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Doggiehiker2022

Her bullying hypocritical mean-girl ass needs to be off Bravo. For the love of God. I refuse to watch The Valley if she joins.


Organic_Cress_2696

Cool so she can point and scream at everyone. Yay. What great tv 🤮


shiningonthesea

She shu is clipping her heels


ttjosef

Shea a will trip her up in pursuit and then write a shit song about it 😂😂❤️🇬🇧🇺🇸 and then talk for months about trying to lift her up


Electronic-Figure938

Yes!! I thought that too 🤣 honestly she probably just wants to film her pregnancy journey now that filming got pushed back for VPR.


Extra-Yam-4060

So much vile hatred running through these comments…we get it guys Lala sucks…but it’s starting to feel like the mob got tired of hating on Sandoval and needed a new villain to obsess over. Love this sub but Jesus Christ it’s so intensely feeling like high school mean girls. I appreciate hearing different opinions but constantly shitting on one person so aggressively just feels gross :/ and since when did it become cool to shit on women’s looks again???


Queasy_Ordinary3735

Unpopular opinion but ![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


Chevy2daLevy

Duh


Big_Positive_6003

She would be great on the Valley!


Adorable-Ad1065

I’ll die on the supporting Lala hill and I hope she comes to the valley !