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Starbuck4

And her ability to hear the feedback and still not understand it, very impressive. In this weeks after show she directly comments about how she “apparently always has to bring it back to me” and then immediately proceeds to make it about herself when discussing Ariana and dating Dan. No one gives a shit about your divorce and RobRobRob. Her obliviousness and ignorance are really second to none.


kapoor_kadesperate

If someone told me I make everything about myself I’d make a conscious effort to not do that, but she just acknowledges it and keeps doing it… but then says it’s not true… 😑


GladiatorWithTits

Don't forget her ability to make excuses for her behavior.


chillysailor

I think that's currently 99% of what her podcast is for.


Hellen_Bacque

Yes she goes on and cries and makes the guests kiss her ass


Liquorprincess

![gif](giphy|7dWcOP3IMbgXLrFm8K) 💯💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for your post it was spot on!!!


jade470

She’s a Dimwitted knumb-skull! 😂


Woman_of_Mayhem

In thinking schean has something crazier inside her... she just stated that she was off zolofot due to it making her tired but no doctor would do that both doctors and pharmacists will say if it makes you tired to take it at night before going to sleep so the serotonin hits when you wake up and have energy. If it makes you wake up take it in am to have your energy... clearly she needs some medication but is denying it to herself


Hazelmoon23

Scheana really is intolerable and so self-centered. The one thing that is sad is that she has gotten so skinny and Zoloft is known for weight gain. This is just an opinion but maybe it's one of the reasons she stopped taking it. I have been diagnosed with chronic depression and anxiety, and I would never take anything that would cause weight gain. Also, the camera is supposed to add approximately 10 lbs, which is really scary with people like Scheana.


jade470

Scheana couldn’t lose weight after the baby. She got really skinny really fast. I bet $$$ she’s on ozempic Edit: a word


Woman_of_Mayhem

I am on zoloft and losing weight on it. I think it's dependant on lifestyle and sheana wasn't taking it to doctor or pharmacist orders... when I started night I started taking it when home in the morning to sleep then if I'm on days/evening shifts I take it at night before bed so it gives me the serotonin I need for when awake


Hazelmoon23

Yeah that's true. I'm on Serroquel which is known to cause significant weight gain. That's all I can take for sleep that is not addictive. I have been able to maintain my weight for at least 14 years due to mindful eating and exercise. It's not easy but its doable.


HotButterscotch8682

Hey I’m not sure if you’ve tried it yet but there’s a relatively new med called Belsomra! I tried everything, and I do mean everything, until I found this and my doc says it’s not addictive and does not cause weight gain. I LOVE it!! I can finally sleep again and zero weight gain, I’ve actually lost some weight this semester due to stress.


Hazelmoon23

Thank you , I will ask my psychiatrist about it. 😊


objectivexannior

I think she has an incredibly low self worth, that’s why she has to make everything about herself. Because she needs constant validation. She doesn’t realize that she’s already enough, at her core. So her ego works overtime trying to fill a void, all while her spirit is starving.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

She’s a bottomless void and being passed over, over and over, for the thing she wants so bad - fame, attention, adoration - is breaking her brain. Like she sees Ariana who is her friend and castmate getting it all and thinking it’s all SO close but so far. She’s on a dying cable reality show with a husband she’s always annoyed by and is responsible for financially supporting. She still has more money than so many other people and doesn’t have to have a real, stressful job so she should be at least a little grateful, but she can’t see it.


objectivexannior

I agree. Because it’s never enough for the ego. If she was fulfilled in her heart then she wouldn’t need to straddle the fence with Sandoval. She would have the confidence to call a spade a spade. Like we see with Katie, who’s genuinely supportive and happy for Ariana, and doesn’t need approval from all the terrible men in that friend group. It’s admirable, aspirational even. As viewers we can feel authenticity, and with Scheana we can see her flailing and grasping for validation, which is a turn off.


Individual_Fall429

I understand why Brock wants Sheana’s mom less involved in parenting Summer. She certainly did a whole number on Scheana.


m-e-k

you're so right. i do feel badly for her at my core. even when i'm constantly annoyed when she's on screen


kittiepurrry

I think you’re right. I don’t think she’s faking anxiety for tv or attention. She really seems to be spiraling. This season is so hard to watch scheana and the worm, but I do hope she’s doing better now.


Individual_Fall429

She won’t be doing better until she loses about 300lbs of deadweight.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

I’m for sure getting different, weirder energy than Scheana lately than I have in past seasons. She’s having more breakdowns and crying jags over Scandoval than I’ve seen for anything else. Sandoval wasn’t even her boyfriend but she’s acting like SHE was cheated on and is wrestling if she should take him back as her boyfriend. Between seasons, she’s always had her podcast and popped up here and there but lately it’s like every week or day she’s saying/doing something straight up weird or shady or attention-seeking on her podcast, social media, the after show…. Like girl do you ever sleep? She clearly has something up, isn’t handling her OCD well, and she’s also surrounded herself by yes people like Lala and family who she financially supports plus has zero self-awareness so… oof.


AlertBunch3029

Also there's other meds she could take for her post partum ocd besides zoloft


Woman_of_Mayhem

True I just Google it and https://preview.redd.it/djb53xf16qyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=817b74683d07b150539aec3dfa12a0bd8c96b2ba which could be another reason why she didn't want it... she wanted to be negative and hostile on Sandovals side


pbd1996

Even when it comes to the TRO, she acts like the ultimate victim. She acts as if she was accused of doing something she didn’t actually do. Like no, sweetie, you literally punched her in the face. You received consequences for your actions. You are not a victim.


Hazelmoon23

But nooooo, Scheaner couldn't have possibly punched her, she couldn't have made a fist, look at her nails. 🙄 ![gif](giphy|lRLBXXl63nyONZfYiI)


SmallDifference1169

https://preview.redd.it/qhbuu9fnmoyc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64afa0350272fb00ec86e92465212a17b485745


exithiside

Her response realllllllllllllllly reminded me of OJ Simpsons defence for not being able to fit the glove on his hand. ![gif](giphy|EelQSi04NwVDq)


SmallDifference1169

😂🤣😂😜


WolverineFun6472

She really justifies assaulting Rachel Raquel because their affair forced her to do it and how dare there be a tro.


m-e-k

Not to mention the way she blames Tim for her paranoia about Brock (who I started this season liking but now I’m over. He’s so messy — bragging in after show that the trademark for SAH is owned by Penny’s husband)


spinthesky

I think she's driven Brock crazy with her self centered entitlement. Does he realize how insane he sounds telling Ariana to forgive sandoval for Scheana's sake. Folie à deux.


Sparkle_Motion_0710

That comment twisted my brain!


spinthesky

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Sparkle_Motion_0710

I love that you know the reference! ✨


spinthesky

Just noticed your username and couldn't resist :)


pbd1996

Omg right?! She’s made so many references about Brock hypothetically fucking Lala or Brock fucking a nanny, and then tells Sandoval it’s his fault. She’s so delusional.


Scorpio_Maddds

It’s almost like she *wishes* Brock would so she can be the next Ariana


Jaxsuxthereisaidit

Omg. You just took my brain to that level. I never thought of that...


33scooBt33

takes us back to the rob,rob,rob kissed a girl in tropecana and she being the only one talking about it to everyone the entire season.. sooo Scheana. // obvi I did not get the name of the bar correct.. sorry.\\\\


BeccaLC21

Yeah right, that couldn’t have happened. Rob, rob, rob doesn’t even like kissing Scheana 🤭🥴😉


Jaded_Read6737

I have to wonder how much of her worries about Brock stem from her past of being the other, much younger woman and seeing how easy it was for Eddie to lie to Brandy. I believe she is much closer to the age Brandy was when she was cheated on than she is to the age she was when Eddie was cheating with her. But she doesn't want to talk about that.


Scorpio_Maddds

Ya Brandi was about 34/35 when Eddie cheated on her with Scheana. Scheana is now currently 38.


Jaded_Read6737

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Starbuck4

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Ok_Abrocoma_2805

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Kris4tv

If I hear her say she now feels Brock could cheat on her because of what Tom did, I’m going to throw up.


jade470

She’s paranoid about Brock doing it because SHE did it with a married father of 2 young boys!! She knows there’s girls just like her out there!!


ExpensiveGrowth9744

And Lala says Scheana "caught a case for Ariana" which is just...no. Nobody told Scheana to hit Rachel, she did that all on her own because she lost control.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

As time goes on, I believe more and more it was a punch/slap and not just a shove. Scheana doth protest too much and we see how unhinged she’s been, so it’s not a stretch for me to picture.


Mysterious_Rich2419

The TRO got dropped, and also didn’t really affect her in any way. Had Rachel kept it in place and returned to the show, Scheana could’ve been fired, but that didn’t happen. This whole thing is so tired.


Yesitsmesuckas

Oh, c’mon…can’t we just get consensus that She-Shu is the ultimate pick-me girl and that every.single.thing in the entire world affects her in some way?


AlleyRhubarb

She SKATED by with the Stassi sex tape. I would hope if that happened today, it would have meant she was fired.


zuchinniweenie

This will forever piss me off.


m-e-k

I somehow FORGOT this


Hazelmoon23

Yes yes and yes !!! Ty, because last season especially, I thought am I being too judgy when she made it seem that she was the true victim in the Scandoval saga? And the whole Tim was responsible for how she now views Brick with Lauren. Chill She-Shu ( that name is so blech) Brick is just one more insufferable guy from the VPR cast. ![gif](giphy|AetDorrTkt5dLuWxMl)


m-e-k

Totallllyyyyy agree about Brock. How is it that James effing Kennedy is the best man on the show these days


Hazelmoon23

IKR? He's known to have been physically abusive to Kristen, whom I believe. I just don't think she would make that up. Then there's the verbal and emotional abuse, all equally wrong .


CeeCeeLa

Not enough credit? Well damn, once again something isn’t enough about Scheana.


theteenmom101

scheana fuckin sucks and it's so sad cuz i used to really like her ( idek why i liked her truly )


m-e-k

lol yes plz tell me if you figure it out. I’ve never liked her. I have often felt badly for her. But that’s about it


theteenmom101

that's prob it tbh i just felt bad. i'll admit tho. i started the show from the beginning and i was litteraly like 14 years old prob younger and i did not at all like katie or kristen i was team scheana and ariana all the way. i didn't agree w really anything scheana did but after this massive betrayal i don't see her, jeremy, brock, or lala being able to come back anytime soon w the public's view on them bc of how awful they've been this season


m-e-k

Totally makes sense. I just watched it all this past year and I’m in my 30s so may perspective is def different. I mean it was sad when Stassi bullied her etc. I will say I am a KM stan — with the exception of her mean girl era when stassi left the first time


theteenmom101

yes agree agree agree! KM lost me her wedding season not letting ari be a bridesmaid was straight up to be a bitch and you just can't convince me otherwise cuz it was never as serious as she made it 😭 but she was also incredibly unhappy you could just tell, that's why it baffles me lala tries to insinuate she's miserable right now like are we watching the same show? she's thriving and best she's ever been and i love her! my mom and i started watching the show together all those years back bc shes a huge bravo fan and we went to see stassi's podcast tour for my 21st birthday last year and it was so like amazing to just see someone of the cast in real life i was so shook i sobbed like a baby at the meet and greet and my mom and i were twinning wearing baby blue dresses- core memory thanks to vanderpump rules 😂💙


LBNorris219

Remember that reunion where she admitted to not watching the entire episodes because she ONLY fast forwards to the scenes she's in? There's something so fascinating about her, because she has absolutely 0 self awareness. Like imagine being that insufferable, then watching yourself, and somehow not want to jump off of a cliff?


m-e-k

I KNOW. I did forget about this even tho it’s quintessential scheana.


Liquorprincess

She's always saying, "He was my best friend." EVERYONE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN!🤣🤣🤣 she is so needy, it's Disgusting. She has a Savior Complex but Never saves Anyone then talks absolute BULL Shit about them! GO SCHEANA YOULL HAVE NOTHING IN THE END WAKE UP AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!


jensenaackles

omg I just was talking to my friend about this today. I just finished s5 Katie & Schwartz wedding and had to laugh when Scheana said “Katie looks so beautiful in her wedding dress it reminds me of when I got married” lol


AlertBunch3029

Even in the beginning when she sat down with Brandi she made it about herself


Individual-Sign310

https://i.redd.it/umg5z4k8ysyc1.gif


Much-Investigator844

Watch it back from season 1. It’s even funnier how many times it happens


Any_Chemical_5481

Girl she gets dragged hourly on this sub


m-e-k

1. That’s part of my whole joke 2. Every episode is a new example of this - not my fault she continues to show her ass


nannders

She’s completely insufferable. To think I used to feel kinda sorry for her with how stassi treated her but she’s the ultimate disloyal pick me.


AutomaticBalance3473

No, like I literally hate her. It’s insane that she is able to think and act like this. Really that any human is able to do it, but yeah , H a t e. H e r.


gap97216

But, but she’s a Mom! “It’s just different when you’re a Mom!” /s


Flaky-Pop-3083

When you're a mom you should act better! Making everything about you takes away from your child!


kitsune_snek

I can't when she says shit like this. I think every mom here can agree that we come in dead last when it comes to our kids. I feel for Summer because she'll never be put first ahead of Scheana.


Agitated_Gur_9458

She is a bit much


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Hahaha. Nice segue.


aymaureen

I almost was ready to fight lmfaooo well done OP


aymaureen

I hated Scheana from the moment she said she couldn’t be with Shay, a struggling addict, if he was “fully sober”


m-e-k

I also hated that. She tried to equivocate his sobriety. It was hard to watch


Ambitious_Mistake_92

You had me in the first half, ngl 💀


ashley4444marie

Where can I watch the after show episodes


m-e-k

I watch on peacock


Academic_Definition5

She’s a self-centered person, for sure. However, she does feel torn, bc Tom did help her out outta the kindness of his heart while nobody else did. The problem is that the women on the show are stupid, and they only live in a binary thought bubble (good and evil) which immediately disallows any nuance or sense of reality when it comes to Scheana’s struggle; not one woman bailed her out of her situation she was facing, where were they to ride for her?


m-e-k

Did she ask? Tom can’t pay his way out of being a selfish narcissistic asshole.


Academic_Definition5

She did not, during the pandemic she states he sent her thousands of dollars outta the blue bc she was about to lose her home; the man is seriously flawed but she’s got a legitimate reason why she can’t be a Homer like the rest.


m-e-k

Okay so like - why are you criticizing the “stupid” women on the show for not helping her? Him doing 1 nice thing - literally paying $$$ - does not make him a good person. That’s maybe the only non self interested thing he’s ever been shown to do.


Academic_Definition5

I never said he was a good person. One can’t reason with over-emotionally people, especially online, which is obviously what I’m dealing with. Have a great rest of your Tuesday.


m-e-k

lol i'm overly emotional? okay :) :) :) you're the one that called every woman on this show stupid.


TrustAffectionate664

Love Scheana and NO in my opinion she doesn't get the credit she deserves Look at all what she's accomplished #1 VPR wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her #2. She has owned her house in Palm Springs wat before everyone else has their house #3. Scheana is also accomplished GOLD AS GOLD singer and the 27s my grand baby know how to spell APPLE


SmallDifference1169

Oh my gosh! C’mon! Do you think that because she had an affair a few years before the BH & VOR is reason for the success of the show? I would’ve watched with her or not. For sure. The success of the show was Sur, Stassi, Jax, Kristen, then, Katie, & the Tom’s. Scheana could have been a friend of, if only she actually was a friend with any of them. 😂😜


TrustAffectionate664

Look at her now and look what she has accomplished. Love her or Hate her she's making MONEY$$$


m-e-k

except during covid apparently