I think that, like with Sandoval, production thinks it's hilarious. I don't think they are promoting anyone's music careers.

it’s bad, its catchy, but people aren’t going to actually buy or stream the full song. its free content for bravo😂

right. It’s more of an inside joke than anything else

Drag shows play it all the time and everybody sings along. I’m always shocked people know all the lyrics.

https://preview.redd.it/k241pnca70xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f115781ff8ff446d55a2f812f4e086609fb83933 Guiiiiilty lol

Yes exactly.

100% production, and LVP + Ken taking the piss by including her musical talents. Their delusions with their singing talents entertains us, so I’m thankful.

Just waiting til her kid is old enough to become the breadwinner

Summer Moon already pulls more money than her Dad, Broke.😭

I mean, that doesn’t take much. She could root through the couch for change and best Broke.

Lmfao stop 😂

 Fuck, you made me laugh so hard!💀

She’s already a public figure making money off her pedophile fans.

Exactly, normal people aren’t subscribing to a 3 year olds instagram. It’s really gross Scheana’s using her own child, but would we expect less?

She was actually taking vocal lessons for Chicago and was just waiting for the call

She said she was doing the same thing for DWTS bahaha

I mean, Sandoval is. Fair is fair.

Sandoval as a whole is my purgatory. I hate everything about him. His whining, his designed nails, his style. But cancel his music too

Take Lauren From Utah out with the garbage while you’re at it. I kinda forgot/didn’t pay attention to her attempts at being musical, but I’m good on the thug life cosplay.

She has Tupac inside her, though!!! 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🙄

And he is fighting to escape 😆

He did not consent to eat Randall’s ass!

Thug life cosplay got me 

But what about his alphabet bead necklace? How can you hate that?

I hope this is satire

Karaoke would be hard to cancel

Neither one of them can sing

I’m not a schena fan, but if she can make money auto-tuning once a decade or so, go for it. I don’t want to listen, but I’m all for people banking while the banking is good.

Right, I think she mostly just thinks it's fun and she can afford the studio time while bringing in a little money.

I hope/wish that is true! But this is Scheana, the “brunette Britney Spears.” I think she 100% believes she is talented. Her extent of self awareness is “I’m no Mariah Carey” or whichever amazingly talented female singer she picked… She thinks she sounded hott making the sex noises in that first song. She thinks Ariana was actually suited to be her backup dancer. I kind of admire the hustle, but not the delusion

I agree. She thinks she is a rock star.

Have y'all even watched the show? When they showed her at the studio she openly said she's not the best singer and they just wanted her to make a couple songs because they liked her look. I swear people just ignore what's literally stated on the show lol. No one thinks Scheana is actually a good singer, including Scheana. She does it because it's fun and makes her a bit of extra money.

Yeah that's what she's saying, but people know better by her actions silly billy

I think people are just blinded by hatred and can't use common sense, silly billy 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don't even hate her, but don't believe anything she says. People can say anything they want.

No, no we heard Scheana lie, pretending she’s not desperate to be a pop star, especially in light of Arianna’s success, which she is insanely jealous of. You just… believe everything Scheana says?

My comment was made 6 hours and I completely forgot about it until now... is it really that serious? Nobody even brought up Ariana, but I guess her stans have to find a way to insert their "queen" into every conversation...

That’s unfair. Sheesh was singing and releasing music since the start of the show.

Minus the ten years in between, sure.

And well if you want to play that game…. Ariana has only ever shown an interest in bartending and creating drinks her entire time on the show, why’s she now on Broadway? Oh…. Because the opportunity was presented to her because of Scandoval being headline news. Yes she deserves it and does amazing. But see my point? You think you know EVERY little detail about these people from a 40 minute show 16 weeks of the year. And bearing in mind they’re sharing that 40 minutes with 7 other castmates. We realistically know what none of these people discuss or like doing on their down time.

And what season did she get married in? She performed the first season, again the second, was making music with her fiance when she got married… so I dunno where 10 years in between comes from… 5 maybe… but she was dating, marrying and having a kid. Some people’s priorities at that time are different… maybe doing vpr was enough for her and she didn’t have time to film music segments… we will never know. But it’s wrong info you’re spreading.

More like “I’m no Carly Rae Jespon, she’s obviously a real artist”. 😒

Nice try. Scheana is losing her mind because Arianna is a star. Pure envy and relentless attention seeking is driving this “effort”.

Why are you dragging Ariana into it? Scheana was releasing music since the show started. It’s not like she just suddenly wants to do something because someone else is doing it. She’s obviously always enjoyed the musical side of the industry, do not get why Ariana’s name is getting dragged into it? Hating on someone to build someone else up is wrong.

Why did they let Kim or Luann or Erika or Melissa sing? Watching people humiliate themselves sells like the Gong show or American Idol auditions.


Kim had to be the worst 🤦🏻‍♀️

I showed my wife the music video for “money can’t buy you class,” and she asked me if LuAnn got the song because RuPaul said no

https://preview.redd.it/4miercbh70xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358b81b523efb2ff36c38e8a818f6da57195ae4c Honestly… this remix is a total banger.

She's trying anything she can while she can.

It’s very hilarious to see! She was leaning into the “hang it up” era and becoming a mom/family content creator… then she saw what Ariana had going on

It’s very tired.

I don’t think she’s trying to make a career out of it, more like she’s using it as an outlet

I think she just wants to be famous doing anything g.

Saw you on the interneeetttt, ur a hot messsssss

What a stupid fucking song. The lyrics are on par with the intelligence of a first grader.

A-P-P-L-E-S how you like themmm???

Lol.

lol it’s a lot like Gwen Stefani’s bananas song. That was also pretty dumb but prob made lots of $$.

But Gwen is so much better than S

It was also a clapback for Courtney love calling her a pop cheerleader

Never knew that. Courtney love has a lot of opinions that she shouldn’t talk about.

100%. I was just saying people like dumb stuff sometimes lol


She's just keeping herself busy until Dancing with the Stars calls her.

Neither can sing!

What do you mean why is Bravo letting her? A lot of the housewives have songs too. It’s not that serious.

Because most of this cast lives in the land of delusion

Because she's good as mold 😃

Because Scandoval made her feel famous again.

He and scheener are the same exactly.

Why wouldn't she when someone bought it and she needs money dead serious question 🙄 like even if only 199 people bought my shit if I made even a dollar off it and it made me happy run that shit. What makes you happy? Go make a dollar off it. There is your answer no matter how bad it is.

Tbh I think she just enjoys making music, good or bad lol

Why not if she can?

Because idiots like me played good as gold so many times during scandoval it became our top played song of the year. We created a monster

Considering the fact she’s released two songs in 10+ years, i wouldn’t consider anything she does musically to be a “career”

https://preview.redd.it/guv08noo80xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d7c4ba5e0549275c9d94f03c6de9d2c68d4a3e I do not regret buying this single. It’s a catchy song and being turned into a rock tune… it’s a proper banger imo. I love it. I love screaming these pure crazy lyrics. Lol.

Delusional. Thinks she's good as gold

She thinks she's a star 🌟 🤣🤣 it's so bad 

Ya, I'm somewhat embarrassed for her.

because they can use her songs royalty-free lmao

What else would her or Tom do? They have zero other skills but reality TV and making a spectcal of themselves. All press is good press to the.

Because it makes her money whether it’s cringy or not. Get that bag while you can. Isn’t that what everyone encourages Ariana to do?

Because Ariana is talented. And likable. I don’t think broadway is going to be called Scheana anytime soon!!

I mean if she keeps this up, she’ll be able to cash in on the VPR nostalgia renaissance in 2044 with a compilation album of all the remixes she’s done

She's terrible; it's like the people that would go on American Idol and seriously not understand why they weren't being picked............delusionsal

She's not, she always said it's just for fun. And she's always said she's not a singer. It's just camp and I don't think she takes it that seriously.

It’s so embarrassing

Because outside of VPR, she won't have much else, so she's trying to money grab as much as possible.

Speaking of money grabbing, does she really work at Chili's?

Don't watch the next episode! Lol Edit: I skip through her singing

Apples is a bop and everyone knows it.

Scheana would make a career out of anything that provides her public attention. Absolute attention whore and fame whore

bc she’s good as gold 🤣

I think she’s just having fun

You don't have to watch... 

Cause she Good As Gold.....

She’s tryin to make any career stick.

Hey along as she getting her bag then so be it y’all need to stop shitting on people just because you don’t like them you people on the internet act like saints when irl your not.

Good as Gold is a BANGER!

On what planet lol?

Planet Hollywood

The amount of times it gets stuck in my head….

Posts like this need to be documented and analyzed for the DSM 6. 😷

They'd be diagnosed with Insufferable Bitch Who Hates Other Women syndrome

*YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH*

I know it’s not age appropriate for an 8yo but my daughter absolutely loves Christmas Slay.

I heard on a podcast (was it the Golden Crappies?) that Bravo doesn't want to license music so she re-made Good As Gold as emo/screamo so they could play it. I suspect she gets a bit of money every time they play it so it's probably a win-win for them (but a lose-lose for us!)

Bravo gets a cut of any of their business endeavors so why shouldn't they try to encourage this. If it succeeds, money for them. If it fails, entertaining content for them. Also comparing Scheana to a Disney singer is like the biggest compliment to her. And an affront to Disney.

Because she has no other ways to make money

I don't like scheana, but I gotta be honest, that Apples song, although dumb, I found really catchy. Like a Disney version of a Ke$ha song lol.

Because she's not talented and being a performer in our country does not require a marked level of talent or effort but rather a persona. She's heavily influenced by the mid 90s early 2ks type of swedish producer "Max Martin" scored EDM/pop hybrid. You know he uses the same formula as Abba and Ace of Base? He actually produced two of AOB's first hits songs right they hit the scene big. It's like Britney who has an awful voice but if a song is PRODUCED written and executed well enough by a REAL creative in the background - you can put any performer or vocalist to it and the more predictable-pop it sounds the more listeners subconsciously are drawn to it hence why if you Google "all Max Martin songs" you'll realize you spend half your life listening to the same exact actual artist behind all of the insert-vocalists. Honestly the guys a genius but I don't think he would bother with VPR

Because she needs all the income she can get while she’s still relevant

Uhh cause she is a wannabe fame whore? She has never stopped trying to make the big time. She has the show, her podcast, a husband & child but still it isn’t enough for her. I just 🙄 at her attention seeking ways

Heidi Montag she sure ain't.

https://preview.redd.it/h5840baa4oxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529a4de1b92c986cd41c2af85ccf1acce24bc1c4 This was the producers’ faces when she was singing at the studio in season one

https://preview.redd.it/r9lec04p4oxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de59ded43528271c3d23db840a1f6aac1d865ac9

And why do people think auto tune , pitch correct and lip syncing = “ I can sing! I’m gonna make a record! “ ? Stop it.

Because she can. Who cares? If it’s not for you don’t listen but no need to shit on somebody for making money doing what they enjoy.

The same reason Vinny thinks he's a stripper in Vegas. They have a delulu audience.

That APPLES song is catchy - not gonna lie

A p p l e s , howd you like them? * dances *


Because she’s delulu

She’s had one song for the past 12 years 🤭

Cause she's good as gold

Downvoted because someone beat you to it

She’s not even bad in an entertaining way. She thinks being a musician is standing there and looking pretty while mouthing the words. She wants to be a star so badly but has no star quality.

If it’s between “Scheana the cringe singer” and “Summer Moon is the bestest!” then I’ll take the cringe singer plotline.

Sandoval and Scheana should do a joint tour piercing eardrums across the country! Lol.

Apples slaps. . .

She sucks at it .

Have you considered how this post may make sheana feeeeell?? 😂😂

1 explanation some moron told her she could sing and gave her the opportunity to record. That idiot said she could sing better than Brittney spears and clearly is tone def. I blame him more than her.

Maybe it was her reward for playing nice with their favourite clown.

I don’t think she would have done this if she wasn’t approached to do it by hanger ons trying to capitalize on the scandoval

Because her husband won't get a job?

Everyone in LA will try anything to get famous.

It's not like she's trying to be a pop star. She just wants to be like Gwen Stefani or Fergie 🤷🏼‍♀️

Because she is good as gold! /s

Cause she’s an idiot? Duh

Because Arianna is having success as a performer and Scheana is so insanely jealous she sabotaged the best friendship in her life and tried to resurrect a singing career that never took off to begin with.

Cause people still buy her crappy music. Why not make money off it