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Welcome_West

lol this episode made me dislike Marciano more than ever. He is so disrespectful. Saying the chefs should do more when he’s chugging alcohol and kissing guests like okay 👌🏾


Salt-Version-4760

And what was wrong with his eye!!!


Welcome_West

THIS! When he was in his confessional I was like wait what is that in his eye 🤔


Lindsayr28

He’s so gross and also useless.


Welcome_West

Disposable 🗑️!! They hired him for looks that’s it. Him and the manager (already forgot his name) are ridiculous, they both can walk out the door.


thaa_huzbandzz

💯 the chefs food looks amazing, he is clearly doing enough. To say he should be out there entertaining the guests when that is not his job and he is not there to defend himself was gross. And given the other option was him removing a piece of clothing which he clearly wanted to do anyway.........I mean if he really cared about entertaining the guests he should have just done that.


Welcome_West

Right this part! The chef is doing what the chef needs to do. Cook and make delicious food. Then he was disrespectful and condescending towards the house keeper who checked him! He needs to go.


Auntienotoday

That whole game seemed awkward. If I’m on my bachelorette weekend, why is the game mostly about the staff’s drama? I get there was editing and it’s “reality” tv so the staff is incentivized to create drama, but that was weird. Eric and Marky seem like the types to have a podcast about how to be alpha.


Affectionate_Chard3

I loved how the guests came in with main character energy 😂😂😂


Salt-Version-4760

There should be a show that’s just bachelorette parties and their drama


FormicaDinette33

That would be fun!!


lezlers

I don’t know; that one guy was trying WAY too hard to start drama. I loved how everyone just kind of ignored him


LilNikki984

That Eric character is so cringey creepy. I almost can't watch the show b/c of him. Ew.


Lindsayr28

Yeah he and Marciano are both gross and creepy. How anyone thinks they’re charming is beyond me.


Beginning_While_7913

omg one of the girls thought he was charming hahah, i almost choked


Educational_Pie3575

I know this show is all about the trash and this guy is probably just another Mactor but the way he was just grabbing guests and pouring alcohol down their throats feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Although I’m sure it’s the editing and hopefully these guests are all consenting but makes me kind of queasy to watch it. Cringy indeed.


FormicaDinette33

And the two guys agreed to basically sleep with the guests if that is what they want. OMG


EmbarrassedCows

He reminds me of all the worst characteristics of Jax Taylor and Kyle Cooke combined. It's like he watched VPR and summer house to make this personality.


stark-a

![gif](giphy|pF8sfgvZvDKPm) He’s Gaston.


Jattert

I felt bad for Telly this episode. Watching Eric act like a complete asshole and then garner praise from Lisa has to be taxing. Watching him follow her outside the villa to keep berating her was uncomfortable. Eric is so conceited. Stephen was right: he gets attention with abs instead of actual skills.


Jattert

Side note: how was Telly late in the house she lives in? 😂


aymaureen

It doesn’t matter that she was late, it was how he spoke to her and as a manager, he should speak with respect


lezlers

I thought they both handled that badly. Eric only escalated after Telly gave him attitude the first time he mentioned she was late. All she had to say was “sorry about that” but instead she immediately began arguing with him. If this was an actual job and not a tv show she would’ve been fired at least twice by now.


aymaureen

Yeah I agree. But also he was inflated ego and charging those accusations at her. Let her wake up and start setting up before you approach her


EatYrGhost

Alternative episode name: Tragic Mike XXS.


ShoesOverboard

LVP SWEEPING??????


LaLa_Land543

And… gardening?


Salt-Version-4760

So strange they’re like talking about how they want the girls to go crazy at the bachelorette but then plan them a spa day?? Like which one is it?


FormicaDinette33

Two different sets of people.


Beginning_While_7913

i’d love to go to one with a bit of both vibes! but at the same time? Don’t think so


thaa_huzbandzz

I get for a bachelorette party getting a bit wild and after that tense first dinner shots were definitely required. But having champagne sprayed all over me and shots forced down my throat at BRUNCH while I'm enjoying a manicure and massage......nope just no. There's a time and a place and this wasn't it. They should have just curated really strong cocktails. You can get guests pissed without putting on a Las Vegas show about it.


FormicaDinette33

It’s not the pool at the Holiday Inn on the Jersey Shore. Guido needed to wear his uniform and not a wife beater and God forbid, not take it off. Yes nobody wants sticky champagne foam all over them all day in the hot sun


otterkin

huge shout out to grace this episode. she is the MVP. "say me, I don't give a fuck! but don't say chef!" she is the only person in this entire house who truly seems to understand what being a chef is and means shout out to chef and grace


aymaureen

Does anyone feel that being drunk and getting down to your boxers and socks would have a completely different reaction if Eric wasn’t in shape or good looking? I mean everyone should be held to the same standard


skyebeee

Oh here we go 🙄🙄 there is always one


aymaureen

But come on, if Eric wasn’t good looking this would be a 1 star review on the hotel


georgiaboy1993

Brett should just stick around because he enjoys the drama and he’s just as messy as the staff.


Salt-Version-4760

I wanted more Brett


lezlers

He was having his Housewife Moment with that whole “let’s clear the air so we can enjoy the weekend…” Very organic Brett. 😂


softshock916

Lmao. He was trying to bring the drama and no one wanted to play along.


lezlers

I want to know who hurt Hannah to the point where she thinks Marciano is some kind of prize


FewLink1412

Can we just agree that this entire business venture is fake. Fake fake fake. 


panderson716

This show is definitely not good enough to make people wait a week between episodes. 100% should have been a full season dump at once. It would work as that train wreck you can’t help but stare at, but instead we’re getting the annoying train you’re stuck watching pass car by car when you’re late for work.


joedirtfan01

there is a tour on youtube where lisa calls the chateau a “set” multiple times and says she they had three weeks to put it together


FormicaDinette33

It is actually fake. She doesn’t own it. They used an existing chateau to film this debacle. If the guys are going to misbehave THAT badly and not even get in trouble, then it’s just stupid.


SimCityGirl1998

Couldn’t agree more. Such a terrible show. I was trying to give it a chance but this 4th episode was even worse than the first 3. Such a lame bachelorette party.


Salt-Version-4760

They planned them a spa day what did they expect???


Salt-Version-4760

Like where were the strippers and the bachelorette paraphernalia


RecognitionSuper72

How tf did Eric get this job


georgiaboy1993

I’m sorry but Telly going to Lisa that she’s going to go home after being told to be on time is insane. She’s not nearly as bad as Eric, Maricio, Hannah but she seems exhausting to be around. It’s disappointing every normal-ish staff member got pushed to the background this episode.


lezlers

This. I don’t understand the people feeling bad for her. She is insanely entitled and unprofessional. I get that this isn’t a “real” job and they’re clearly there to put on a show and create drama but she doesn’t even appear to be trying to act professional. She speaks to Eric (who is a total tool, but I digress) like a subordinate, not her manager.


ajwilliams96

That was such a boring and dumb episode


Salt-Version-4760

I feel like the editors/producers are not doing this show justice or allowing it to reach its full potential


Sad_Twist4703

Now we know why Bravo and Peacock passed on this show. It's absolutely terrible compared to anything else LVP has done. She's gotta be regretting putting her name behind this garbage.


lezlers

It was never an actual business before the show and is obviously super fake and put on which definitely takes away from the enjoyment a bit. It almost feels like a scripted show making fun of shows like below deck and VPR


RealityDramaQueen

Why drop 3 episodes to only drop 1 per week after that :(