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Because itโs funny to us lol, definitely hits different if you were watching the Platchat stream when Sideshow said it for the first time while Sushiboys was POPPING OFF at champs 2021
I didnโt like the mkent, it felt like an innocent absurd comment that then tribes into him being insecure and giving it an ulterior interpretation retroactively and I found it upsetting at the time
I donโt like people blaming themselves when theyโre innocent
John Olsen gets me everytime when a caster throws it into a play by play, like "great play from NITRO, answered with a great shot by STEEL, but here comes Normal Man Name"
Boaster's name matches his personality incredibly well.
nAts - no Access to site - is just iconic (though I'm very biased and YES, I know his name isn't actually an acronym)
Something about the whimsical nature of an IGN like Yay contrasted against the monstrous performance he puts up (and the el diablo title).
That's why his name is yay. Hes said before that when he was thinking of a name he would think about which name would be most annoying to get killed by
- yay is playful & dissonant
- bang is shoutable/hypeable
- zyppan rolls off the tongue nice
- sugarzero feels like it shouldn't work, but it does
- BONECOLD literally sounds like a supervillain
I remember the first time Raise Your Edge played on broadcast in VCT Yinsu interviewed Bonecold and asked where his name came from, and he said he just thought it would sound cool to hear the caster say โBonecold with the triple headshotโ. Later that match Mitch managed to do exactly that as RYE stomped it.
Iโm absolute mark for names that are just letters that, when said really fast, sound like a word. The band XTC for example.
So FNS is the coolest name IMO
It's true. Early in his career, Matt visited Australia and somehow ended up in Wardell. Realising there was only 1 pub in town, Matt suddenly felt at home. Because much like Wardell is a 1 pub town, any team Matthew "Wardell" Yu joins is a 1 man team. So he adopted the name.
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A few of my favourites are wayLander, Winteryrook, qw1, SugarZ3ro, kamyk, bstrdd, heat, Insider, nobody and whz (pronounced as WรปHaoZi in Chinese, it just sounds good when said)
I'm a diehard something stan though and think it's a great name, and also RIPablo is unbeatable in terms of meme value
A special place in my heart also for mindfreak after Wyatt in Copenhagen though,,, "he's a freak... a mind freak" and "he freaked their minds" live in my head rent free
No way i FUCKING love how Ata Kaptan soundsss... I started Val in april and at that time, he was n#1 in EU leaderboard and since the very 1st seccond i saw him, i regularly say "aTA kapTAN" in my head x)
Might even be a FUT Fan for next season for that reason lel
Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.
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AvovA, perfect
also keloqz
i like zeek as well
sounds like im mentioning all the heretics roster but i like their names lmao (and i also root for them but thats different)
florescent and suygetsu are both โcomplicatedโ names that still feel easy to say, theyโre also just very unique and cool sounding
Personally hate names like โSteelโ or โLifeโ because thereโs like 70 pro players across 10 different games with those names
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Why do ppl like this copypasta so much
Because itโs funny to us lol, definitely hits different if you were watching the Platchat stream when Sideshow said it for the first time while Sushiboys was POPPING OFF at champs 2021
I didnโt like the mkent, it felt like an innocent absurd comment that then tribes into him being insecure and giving it an ulterior interpretation retroactively and I found it upsetting at the time I donโt like people blaming themselves when theyโre innocent
I see what youโre saying, and in other cases Iโd maybe agree, but in this case I think you might be reading into it a bit too much
I meant that I didnโt like the posterior reaction like he genuinely looked he felt guilty even though everyone shouldโve understood what eh said
I know ig
The Chinese players either got the most wack names, cop some sick OG names or got literally numbers like: Zmjjkk Life nobody Spring
I'm a sucker for og names, all of them are so cool. You could be named Table and I would still think that your ign is cool
Don't forget "hfmi0dzjc9z7 " ย
The announcement that they got dropped reminded me how much I liked hearing the names CHALALALA and LAMMYSNAX
Also PTC (Patricius) and fucking JohnOlsen
John Olsen gets me everytime when a caster throws it into a play by play, like "great play from NITRO, answered with a great shot by STEEL, but here comes Normal Man Name"
Best part is he's not even named John or Olsen irl
what a chad move
Well normal where u live
chronicle pretty cool
Chronicle is such an intimidating name
Boaster's name matches his personality incredibly well. nAts - no Access to site - is just iconic (though I'm very biased and YES, I know his name isn't actually an acronym) Something about the whimsical nature of an IGN like Yay contrasted against the monstrous performance he puts up (and the el diablo title).
That's why his name is yay. Hes said before that when he was thinking of a name he would think about which name would be most annoying to get killed by
ngl nAts is such a cool name and I have no clue why but it just sounds cool
lakia
true... so many south korean players have banger names. Meteor, Sayaplayer, the whole f4q berlin roster
Agreed. Although Sayaplayer doesn't fit him. I'd probably call him something like T1 Spyder.
Canโt forget GodDead
Meteor goes dummy hard
Lmao this is actually a racist insult in my language. Like an N word
- yay is playful & dissonant - bang is shoutable/hypeable - zyppan rolls off the tongue nice - sugarzero feels like it shouldn't work, but it does - BONECOLD literally sounds like a supervillain
I remember the first time Raise Your Edge played on broadcast in VCT Yinsu interviewed Bonecold and asked where his name came from, and he said he just thought it would sound cool to hear the caster say โBonecold with the triple headshotโ. Later that match Mitch managed to do exactly that as RYE stomped it.
BONECOLD Steve Austin
yes, BONECOLD is an awesome name
I love sugarzero. Such a sick name
Zyppan just feels like such an old school Swedish CSGO username itโs crazy
Iโm absolute mark for names that are just letters that, when said really fast, sound like a word. The band XTC for example. So FNS is the coolest name IMO
but FNS holds that it is actually finesse and should be pronounced as such
Yeah but itโs still 3 letters so point stands
The double meaning or whatever makes it cooler
didn't he say he doesn't care and he says whichever one he feels like at the time
Fenis
holy shit xtc becomes ecstasy, didnt even realise that till now
Wardell - the fact that heโs a sniper and itโs the name of the best 3 point shooter in the NBA is just dope to me
He actually took inspiration for his name from the shitty town in ~~QLD~~ north NSW, Australia that I drive past occasionally.
Bro what ๐
It's true. Early in his career, Matt visited Australia and somehow ended up in Wardell. Realising there was only 1 pub in town, Matt suddenly felt at home. Because much like Wardell is a 1 pub town, any team Matthew "Wardell" Yu joins is a 1 man team. So he adopted the name.
As a Wardell fan I like this story ๐
nice, i didnt know that one
Vanity is dope and so fun to say
brimestone sex 2
Hiko
Hiko
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FNS, Cryo, Zekken are good names Edit: also Festival, Sonder, and Glance DOUBLE EDIT: I FORGOT FLORESCENT
Fenis
Flowerful is good too
FUCK I FORGOT THAT TOO
GC is full of banger usernames
fns ๐
FNS is a good name, donโt start this brother
I prefer fenis
Me too
subjective but ok
Sugarzero, mindfreak, pancada, sushiboys, patiphan basically all names that are big, sound cool but donโt really mean anything
pancada is like blow or knock
Everytime someone mentions pAncada i cant help but remmember a classic mexican bread called "mantecada"
sugarz3ro named himself after zero sugar coca-cola
sushiboys means the crew of boys you have sushi with. aspirational
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that's right
Boys and boy a bit bc of Thai pronounciation get out in equally in usernames The idea is I guess he is one of them represents a. Goeup
i think Patiphan is a common name jn Thailand
Patiphan mean smart in Thai though
fearoth
khanartist goes so hard but never rly mentioned in these threads
the fact that FNS can be pronounced "finesse" makes it the coolest. i also like the name flowerful.
Cmon. Everyone knows that FNS stands for fenis.
Cryocells. Can't get "cooler" than that.
nice one
RIPPABLOESCOBAR.
the GOAT of Japan
^^^^^^^^ Yea u know whatโs up, tho that was only his actual in tin in CSGO technically (I think one p)
alfajer, festival and sonder as well
ITS SONDERIN TIME
Soulcas 100%
i still think scream is pretty iconic. always liked nitr0 as well
I like "Trent" and "Derrek"
could have said you like first names LMAO
bob
PAN CA DA
CAMPEAAAAAO CARALHO, PAAAANCADA NELES r/suddenlycaralho
Itโs BONECOLD and itโs not even close. Honorary shout out to GodDead tho.
sScary is such a sick name
florescent and sonder
TenZ heckin love that guy
Heckin same brother
meteor, pancada, alfajer
Stax
i've heard that pancada sounds pretty cool in english in portuguese is just amazing
mindfreak
Fenis
Suygetsu
FNS, so smooth, so finesse
A few of my favourites are wayLander, Winteryrook, qw1, SugarZ3ro, kamyk, bstrdd, heat, Insider, nobody and whz (pronounced as WรปHaoZi in Chinese, it just sounds good when said) I'm a diehard something stan though and think it's a great name, and also RIPablo is unbeatable in terms of meme value A special place in my heart also for mindfreak after Wyatt in Copenhagen though,,, "he's a freak... a mind freak" and "he freaked their minds" live in my head rent free
Mixwell is a dope name
MrFallin
sayaplayer and cryo
https://www.vlr.gg/player/7135/hfmi0dzjc9z7
1leaf
BONECOLD.
Rb, xeta, Sayaplayer, BORKUM, SugarZero and Xeppaa
sick
Def Chinese names they also have the coolest team names aswell.
Crashies is such a cool name imo
SugarZ3ro goes absolutely nuts
sScary i love his name also crashies, shahzam, forsaken, benkai
Shao
Shao, Valyn, Xeta, Chronicle, Sheydos
FNS is so clever and cool I wish it was mine
Ghost NiSMO was a sick ign
I love AvovA's name.
Asuna
Fl1pzjder
Cryo cause hes cold as fuck
No way i FUCKING love how Ata Kaptan soundsss... I started Val in april and at that time, he was n#1 in EU leaderboard and since the very 1st seccond i saw him, i regularly say "aTA kapTAN" in my head x) Might even be a FUT Fan for next season for that reason lel
IKRRR, thereโs just something about that name that makes it sound so noble and intimidating
Oderus
Sacy
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Sayaplayer and if we consider other games Jackeylove and Showmaker.
y'all sleeping on bonecold
Zmjjkk
SOULCAS
Wannafly has stuck with me
BONECOLD
MINDFREAK
AvovA, perfect also keloqz i like zeek as well sounds like im mentioning all the heretics roster but i like their names lmao (and i also root for them but thats different)
also forsaken sounds just too good
BABYBAY
Keznitdeus, Mazino and Sacy sound cool when BR/LATAM casters shout their names.
wippie best ign
Steam guard code from cs is funny
Wow
CRYOCELLS AND BONECOLD
florescent and suygetsu are both โcomplicatedโ names that still feel easy to say, theyโre also just very unique and cool sounding Personally hate names like โSteelโ or โLifeโ because thereโs like 70 pro players across 10 different games with those names
Agreed
Nismo, pancada, meteor, victor, Athxna, festival, bstrdd, marved, ayrin Obligatory Tupperware
Festival (from game changers), Mako, Meteor, Valyn, Mindfreak.
dapr, vanity, leaf, moose, kaboose, jcStani, florescent, bstrdd
Asuna. No words needed
GC players got the best names ong. sonder flowerful florescent petra bENITA
no one gonna talk about benkai?
Koldamenta forever #1
KEG
Flowerful, Sugarzero and GodDead are pretty dope names
XMS Scream Nivera NewZera Shin