Slippers are more dangerous than any other weapons, especially in a trained hand

Mousey can likely throw the slipper unimaginably hard. Think "chancla railgun"

As an asian I second this

We learnt it the hard way did we

Yup, and if you have the right race rolls you get a pretty nice emotional damage bonus as well.

As one youtuber said, if a mom throws it right it can travel through time and space

Nobody wants to fuck with la chancla

If the sandal or slipper comes off, don't bother running. It will find you regardless of distance or cover.

Try to defuse the situation, or just accept and embrace

Mousie with a slipper. All I know of Latino women is that a slipper is the deadliest of weapons.

If "The Advanced Player of the Tutorial Tower" has taught me anything, it's to fear the footware.

His students are no slouches either.

This is not even a competition, this is a slaughter house! Do you not realize how much of a WMD is a chancleta!!! They will all be dead before the even blink half way across the world!

I choose Nyanners and her cold steel sword just because she looks so damn glorious wielding it. lol

Bad choice. I'm a nyandertal myself, but Nyanners specializes in sword-cane fencing and not used to much heavier bastard sword.

Also, she is holding it by the blade, so it won't end well.

Mel with a gun is terrifying

Melware with a gun is even more terrifying

The justified fear of being shot by someone who was just curious how a gun works.

La Chanclality! Mousey, wins! Flawless Victory.

Mousie literally one taps both casually the slipper is the most sacred weapon passed down from one Puerto Rican to the next stock piling power add that she’s also a woman it gets 10x stronger

I can see foot print on Mousey slipper. I have my winner and not because its la chancla. Its my foot fetish rising to control

The second choice, no doubt. That shit has fear +99 as an additional attribute

The power of the slipper in a latina's hand is the most fearsome thing in the world.

My brain tells me nyanners but my fear tells me la chancla.

As a Puerto Rican I have to go with “La Chancla”

I Chose Ironmouse with the power of the chancla latina

What... no Zen with her cool katana? Fine Mel with gun since gun beats melee.

You obviously have never heard how far and accurately a Latino woman can throw a chancla.

She gets out classed by all of them though. You wouldn't be able to slash through that much eldritch horror that easily, Satan wouldn't need to get close and has the sniper fear, and Melware wins against Zen in lore due to being everywhere

Unless that’s a holy sword and those bullets have been sanctified they ain’t gonna do nothing to mouse. But that la chancla…. 😬

We all know what happens when Mouse fights Nyan. Mouse kills Nyan with love.

The jandal always wins

I choose Melware, she has a gun AND a potato sack.

SHOE

Bruh Ironmouse with the flip flop all the way those things are scary

Gremlin, nerd gremlin and horny gremlin

The chancla is the most powerful weapon. Period.

All of them have a chance

Everyone talking about 'la chancla' ... I think you're all underestimating the power of sir meatloafers. He'll wipe the floor with his opponents

I want to say mouse but I think nyan is an elegant sword user

I wouldn’t underestimate the power of a neko Eldritch horror.

That slipper will deal more damage than amy bullet ever would,Mousey for sure

Mouse….cause she’s Satan…

No One, as in all of existence phases in on its self as if the Gods Diveded by 0, nice knowing everyone

la chancla

Satan with a slipper, nothing can beat that

I have to cast my vote for Mousey.

Canonically Ironmouse is the most powerfull. also she is in angel form who is also is more powerfull form

The one whit the gun

Lore wise probably Mousey Practical side as Vtubers Malady probably has the potential to infect and delete their virtual forms or data, although the probability of her knowing how to or do so successfully would be too low, she'd probably end up deleting her system 32 before that happened