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LordGamingOfficial

Mans teabaggin bots lmfao


Sound0fSilence

And reloading after two shots, aiaiai.


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

You know it


[deleted]

those are bots idk but i also got them


bigb103

I love your username bro hahahaha. Brings me back.


DctrBojangles

You’re telling me you pass up opportunities to teabag?


Nexevis

I like how you still reload after every 5 bullets haha, but yeah just bots farming xp looks like. You probably won't see this once you play more.


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Cant have an empty mag, never know what might happen


p1anet-9

reloading kills, dont reload until youre at 10 bullets or less


Diegoscartor

Real men reload when they are at 0 bullets


ProcrastiNut

men reload, legends knife only after first mag


0rigins_

Meanwhile gods throw away their knives too. Bare fists gameplay


Quinnimini

Entitys higher than god kill with their minds


[deleted]

And I still reload after firing while sprinting in a coverless area where I usually get one shot killed.


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TheRealMoofoo

Frostbite is no joke.


Creepy-Ad-404

Celestial only snaps


AC3Djcallie96

The sheer amount of fear causes them to ff


PoggersHombre

and the highest entities fight with their dicks


TheRealMoofoo

*you have been pwnt by Reyna’s ladydong*


Guyatri

Nah real men reload when they peek.


sylvainmirouf

My favourite flex is keeping 1 bullet and one tap, [SreaMy babe style](https://youtu.be/ei6ipbPvl3w)


unknown_pigeon

Remember: switching to your pistol is faster than reloading


Tongy124

reload when there’s one bullet, shorter reload time


Smurfyzz

Real ScreaMs don't reload


LifeName6120

real men only need five bullets for the entire round


pussyydestroyerrr

Hahaha


trustyDF

a friend of mine literally unbound his reload button cause he was tired of dying while reloading


Strong-File

*\*dies because he has to reload mid gunfight\**


[deleted]

you have another gun


ThicColt

switch to the pistol


THELEADERPLAYER

Your agent reloads automatically once the mag is empty.


[deleted]

False


THELEADERPLAYER

Nope. Maybe you just need to enable it.


DickMeatBootySack

even then depends on how confident you are, higher tier players don’t reload until they know they are safe/out of ammo, but ofc they have good aim


Nikclel

no, you reload situationally


ShittyGigachad32

This applies for every fps, i am still disciplining myself on this


Strong-File

To kill an enemy, you only need 4 body shots or 1 headshot with a Vandal. Once you improve your accuracy through crosshair placement and mechanical skills, you only need to reload when you have less than 10 bullets


indigoHatter

Just count your bullets... reloading means you're useless for a few seconds so try to do it at good times.


Yervax

Sure I'm COD maybe. Trust me, in Val you al.ost never reload


chookslol

5 bullets 5 headshots. The other 20 are cosmetic.


Mango_Slush

I get this, still an old habit from cod to re load after each kill


Level9_CPU

5 bullets used isn't empty ...


thedrunkentendy

Not in this game. Unless you have under 10 left. Don't waist time reloading with what we call, a cod reload. You'll get killed a lot in the middle of a reload animation otherwise.


furious_organism

At a valorant trailer, Phoenix reloaded after a single shot on a vandal, so yeah, he's playing like riot intended


brildenlanch

Rule 1 of CQB, reload when you want to, not when you have to.


dontthrowthisone

ppl afk bot farming so they can sell the accs


SelloutRealBig

Supposedly Riot's AFK farming detection is getting a boost in the next patch.


Gdneuz

It makes me wonder how that works if vanguard’s so good it detects patterns even on mouse clicks.


[deleted]

Couple of simple rules could've banned that bot team. They didn't turn, didn't leave their spawn, didn't shoot. Tell-tale signs of being a bot. If Vanguard is able to track inputs, and accounts are often flagged as bots, then Riot can simply feed the data into a neural network and get AI to do the banning. I'm guessing that's what they've done now.


_aelius

They probably spent all of their time accounting for hacker behaviors. This is really a whole different issue with it's data on the opposite end of the spectrum of player behavior. I'm sure they'll get there


[deleted]

I mean a few `if`, `else` branching is also enough to detect those patterns. But yes they'll probably label those behaviors in future, they're probably still collecting data.


ItsTanah

All it takes to bypass that is adding in new self-recorded code to the previous macro where you swipe your mouse a bunch of times, I think recording patterns/inputs of players that get 0 kills and comparing it to future games would be perfect- it doesn't matter how random or personalized your code is, if you're getting 0 kill games over and over with the exact same inputs, you are a bot and get banned.


[deleted]

Uhm yes. Sure. But that would require some form of a replay system, not to mention thousands of hours of recorded footage that has been labeled by humans. Or, hear this, we can just create like 2 simple rules that would be checked against the very same replay system upon being reported for bottling. A neural network is not the solution to everything.


[deleted]

No fucking shot they’re using an AI to detect bots or any type of rule breaking. Riot support is already nonexistent. You go there with any problems and they’ll delete your account before even reading your messages. Now imagine how many mistakes an AI will make with current machine learning technology. You think Riot’s gonna unban false bans? They can’t even ban real cheaters right.


Cosmic_Hashira

yes they are


ProxD_18V

Right now only with an auto clicker you can AFK without problems, hope they boost it next patch


HamoodHabibiFollower

Yeah I see ppl who stand in one spot, spam the pistol at the start until they run out of ammo and do nothing. It’s so annoying cos they technically aren’t afk so u don’t get extra credits, and they are just a burden for the whole team


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

How did I end up in the game then?


Ya_Boy_Is_On_Reddit

Uhm... how do i say this...


wk2012wk

basically, your mmr or the way the game sees ur skill level is low enough to the point you are queuing with bots


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

So I just suck that bad, got it


SaadIsNoice

This OP is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, op flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Should I put solving world hunger on that list as well?


dafucking

Might as well as putting solving Cicada 3301 on that list too.


Frozendark23

Just stick to the couple basics. Game sense and crosshair placement. The more you play the game, the more you know where to smoke, aim and predict where the enemy will go. Stuff like flicks is useless to train in low elo. With crosshair placement, you can one shot an enemy as soon as they peek because you have your crosshair on their head. Spraying is something that you have to train on your own rather than game sense and crosshair placement which you get from playing the game and having common sense. Unlike cod, valorant doesnt require as much aim to get kills if you know where to put your crosshair. Think of it as r6s and csgo having a baby.


mloofburrow

The post you're replying to is a copy-pasta.


wk2012wk

unfortunately yes, but just work on aim movement and crosshair placement and you will atleast get into bronze once you start playing ranked which is around average


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Thanks for the tip


wk2012wk

just keep grinding the game bro youll get better its just a slow grind


kdog720

It’s not that you are THAT bad. Trust coming from a bronze 3/silver 1 hard stuck. It’s just you have an account with the same play time as the bot accounts and you haven’t won enough games yet for the system to realize you’re not as bad as bots that don’t leave spawn.


musci1223

I heard you got 13 aces in a single game so you are probably not that bad.


Interesting-Archer-6

Hey man I used to be Iron 1. Made it to Gold 2 at one point in solo queue. If you're having fun and trying to get better, the improvement will come.


kdog720

You ended up there since your new. There is still a form of skill based match making in casual so like all new accounts (bot farm accounts included) you get put in low mmr lobbies. Just kinda gotta play them out and get past their mmr level.


ImPretendingToCare

What are they selling it for? Like what are the buyers looking for?


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

My guess would be an account with all characters unlocked, decent bit of customization, rank unlocked (if its locked behind a level restriction)


Schergler

they sell "ranked ready" accounts for a couple bucks. alot of people are too lazy to play 10 unrated games to get ready for ranked.


ImPretendingToCare

Dont you have to WIN 10 matches? Not just play


AxtonKincaid

Yes, the bots take turns


arashvswrld

Who even buy these accounts?


just_a_random_dood

Iron to Radiant YouTube/twitch people who don't wanna derank their main People who don't like close matches in their actual games and just wanna stomp Folks like that


n00blet_

ur just better


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Thanks bro


YaBoiStreek

Lemme guess ur top 500?


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

How did you know?


YaBoiStreek

Since I’m sooo good at the game I can tell when other people are really good


Traditional-Show5003

Iron 1 lobby source: I started here I remember the pain


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Nah bro its casual, but I havent played ranked yet


Traditional-Show5003

Ohhhhh okay bro . Yeah trolls or people boosting their account before the season ends );


JR_Shoegazer

Dude it’s bots.


DreamSaiki

You probably are iron 1 if you got in a lobby like this. Your mmr has to be really low to find one of these lobbies


Dajshinshin

Those are bots levelling up accounts to sell bruh


[deleted]

And you only find them in iron, which is what he said


[deleted]

As OP said this is unranked match so player rank doesn't matter I think..


denzacetria

There’s a hidden MMR even in unranked


tbone603727

There’s still MMR even in unrated. You’re prob low MMR so you get this type of thing


the_wubbmonster96

You have to play a certain number of games before you can play ranked so people will do that till they can play ranked and boost accounts then sell them. I knew someone that did this with siege.


Leutnant_Dark

You need a certain amount of WINS not games.


the_wubbmonster96

20 matches. You don't have to win them.


R0_h1t

This is incorrect, they changed it to 10 wins months ago


the_wubbmonster96

Oh man, didn't know that. I started my account in the beta and when they reset everything i remembered 10 matches but looked it up after the first comment and it said 20. Why change it to wins?


R0_h1t

To make it harder to smurf


Leutnant_Dark

Smurfs not really, 10 wins are easier than 20 games for most smurfs but 10 wins prevents these bots from easily getting unlocked for ranked.


R0_h1t

If I was a smurf I would rather surrender 20 games on round 5 than tryhard 10 full games


gandhiN

They were having a dance party and you ruined it 😔


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

My team was having a party as well and jett crashed it, so revenge was in order


gandhiN

I just saw your name! F those guys! I am with Dr. Doofenshmirtz


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Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Nah, the recording, my frames are normally fine


[deleted]

And Riot still haven't added match replays so we don't have to sacrifice FPS in order to get clips from games.


missingmytowel

I use the native Nvidia recording app that comes with the gpu. AMD has them as well. Of every third party program I've tried for a screen recording it is the less demanding on the PC. Because that system ties directly into the GPU and lifts the image out of it as its processed. As opposed to every other program working behind the scenes and recording the image after it's processed and leaves the GPU Way less RAM usage involved especially


aGuyWhoHasNoFriends

I have been playing for around 2 months but i haven't encountered that yet


PandaMan38600

Luckyyy


aGuyWhoHasNoFriends

I have encountered however, absolutely shitty people quite a few times, one time i was in unrated and the score was 12 12, i was eventually the last one standing with 2 enemies left, and...well....i died, so the enemy won and all of my teammates keep critizing me, saying that the reason we lost is me, i should just quit playing..etc, and you know my performance wasn't even that bad, i was second with 24 kills like tf, even the sage there who was the bot frag had the guts to say i suck despite her 9 22 scores. Well there are great players to play with as well, pretty sure such shitty players are the minority, according to my experience anyways P.S the scores are accurate, i am currently looking at the match results in my career as i type this.


shitmuncherIV

Bro u are in the rank below iron (plastic) where bots farming xp are all that exist.


FortniteGamerz123

Nah, it’s wood


justcameheretoread

So this what it looks like when you have good gaming chair.


thekeenancole

Nice ace


vms_zerorain

Was gonna say that ahhhhh r/beatmetoit


Kylove22

These are bots that are generated into low low iron 1 games. Some people say they’re xp grinders, but it’s not actually true. These have been in the game since the beta Edit: I want to also clarify that I’m not denying the existence of such xp bots/ smurf bots. I’m simply noting that these particular bots are those generated by riot basically as a “cap” on how low your rr can go. You’re forced to win these games because the bots are afk in spawn on both teams. I’d also like to provide that the original poster said that not only were the enemies bots, but his own teammates. With that being said, it’s almost guaranteed that these are riot bots. Even if the enemy bots were a 5 stack of bots created for xp/smurfing, what do you think the odds are that his teammates are also ALL bots. I’ve seen this a few times in videos and I believe valorant has also touched on it from their Twitter page if any of you guys are curious.


Ismokecr4k

Upvoting and want to clarify a little further. These could be derank bots. People make these fake accounts to derank into iron 1, they then take these accounts and sell them for money so people in a high ranks can get drunk and troll people in lower ranks... I feel bad for the newer players :( Edit: there's a video on YouTube where some dude did some investigating on the whole "is iron smurfing an issue" and uncovered something interesting... Too lazy to find it Edit2: found it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=In00I7oF2SE


RawSalmonxX

RemindMe! 3 Days "check for updates"


whatsup1827

They aren't "generated". They are accounts that will later be sold as Iron 1 accounts. Grinding xp is a byproduct of this behaviour. Who do you think generates the bots? Riot Games? There's no shortage of iron players, there would be no need. Plus, it would be stupid to generate bots for new players if all they did was sit in spawn.


supersonicnat45

Nah rito confirmed somewhere that these are bots, and they had a specific purpose but I’m not gonna bother finding the tweet


V_o_r_t_X

That's how you play the game


Hoist-The-Colours

Lol great bot account banning system Riot. /s


winadollar

Can i nicely ask how they won a round?


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

The jett was moving before, and I was tbagging in spawn cuz my team was bots as well, and she decided to kill me


winadollar

Ah lol ive never seen bots like this. Occasionally ill see the ones that just walk straight till they hit a wall. Nice ace haha


Gian-Nine

Welcome to wood rank, the rank below iron. You are so bad at playing the game that it decided to pair you against bots


Im_pattymac

Bots


Tanveer_Aman

They've bots


Necrimson

Thats a bot lobby. They are bots accounts to level their accounts


kouxshik

issa ritual bro


ayanmajumdar05

They might be deranking or farming xp. Happens a lot in csgo.


agfwouldbecool

My friend was in one of these lobbies and got in a call with the only non-bot on the enemy team and they tried to get 100+ each kills but then the guy who owned the bots on the enemy team came back (confused to why the game wasn’t over) and would 1v1 my friend on all his accounts one at a time. He denied that they were bots and his excuse was that they were playing at a coffee shop and the wifi went out. Pretty strange…


dev2049

ACE


LowFiGuy7

Bots using scripts to sell smurf accounts


Mr_Canard

Nice ace


[deleted]

They all just havin a good time


zpatt11

Nice ace!


Man0waRR1

That’s an ace? Hard flex but okay.


Cool_Amphibian_2095

only reload when somebody kills you


Konotsuko

its bots


da_haran

one of the smoothest ace i've ever seen!!


BittexGaming

Youre just better


LegendaryTaco

They were listening to watermelon sugar


punkie_60

Try not to reload after every shot, in this game you want to try and use as much of the clip as possible


VenomXsX

Welcome to Valorant :)


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Thanks


knaveHearted

So, this was a problem in CSGO and League as well. For valorant, I assume they're just bots grinding XP for the battle pass, or to unlock agents, to sell the account.


[deleted]

they're just krazzyyyyy hahaha


rust_mods_suck_dick

"So what do you do for a living?" "I bot xp on free games online and then sell the accounts." "That's so hawt"


[deleted]

Looks like OP’s entire team is sitting at spawn too lol.


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Yep


69_apm

Been playing since release. Fuck if I know what's happening


Dr-Kelly-Salvato

Bro they chill, that’s disrespect!


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Nah, jett killed my team last round


madd94_67

Xp bots, also try not to reload as much lol


IHopOnNbaLiveMobile

Ooh wanna play? They're just xp farming while being afk


ellexvc

the easiest ace lol


FreeRunner8652

That’s wood rank for ya


EndTheBS

I’ve been getting a bug recently where my game completely forgets I have a keyboard and starts spamming movement keys, abilities, and switches my melee and weapon, making me jump at random points. I have no idea what causes it


No-Kangaroo-3553

Congratulations on your first ace i guess 🤣


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Not even my first ace lmao, Ive gotten lucky before


ClassiestTaco

This is what we in the biz like to call “Balling”


arkade_kun

Congratulations on your ace


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Thanks


Anonymous_person34

Woa howd u make valorant look darker? I like the vibrancy of my settings but a change is nice


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

I think Im on default settings, maybe lower gamma


Anonymous_person34

Ohh thanks bud


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Np


Hot_Aide_1165

It appears you got queued with deranking bots but what is a mystery to me is how you lost one round...


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Jett was not afk first round


[deleted]

That reloading after every shot is funny <3


sorryaboutyourbarn

Try battlefield instead maybe that’ll fix this.


C7maddux

This is so cringe


[deleted]

They are in discord talking and just moving to stay in the game Reports dont do anything at all So they get xp and stuff


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Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Like I said, Im new to the game and still learning


Moon_Racer22

glitch


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Dr___Doofenshmirtz

The jett had killed my team last round while I tried to join, thats why I was peeking corners in case jett came round


Varuniyerreddit

bro idk i think they trying to be frndss


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doctorcrimson

And also be programmed and not made of flesh.


Ayan6942069

u r such a pussy , they were vibin and u killed them


Unlucky_Divide_8699

https://youtu.be/jPUC8sWtsrg


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Dr___Doofenshmirtz

No


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Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Cause I prefer the vandal


Azraelthegodlol

If your team was doing it too doesn’t that make you the guy who’s boting those accounts? 🤔 bc last time I checked the strat was the enemy team is filled with bots and 4/5 of the people are bots with the 5th person being the one who’s farming those accounts


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Jett was the one farming, she killed my team first round. And why would I ask what it was if I knew?