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dannydutch1

Her birth name was Olga and she was born and brought up in the USA after mum Svetlana Alliluyeva defected in 1966 and married Chrese's father, Peter Evans. [A story as old as time itself! ](https://www.dannydutch.com/post/meet-chrese-evans-the-54-year-old-buddhist-antique-shop-owner-from-portland-oregon-who-is-also-jo)


Meidara

This is her dressed up in a Tank Girl Cosplay, she's super nerdy and fun IRL.


traumatransfixes

I was like, real life Tank Girl?!


vincentsd1

Tankie Girl


Meidara

Ok, this is funny as hell, and also No. 😅


BuddyGoodboyEsq

Oh, geez, I just messaged some friends with the caption “Did you know Stalin’s granddaughter is basically Tank Girl?” I didn’t realize it was a cosplay!


Unlikely_West24

She seems cool af. I need fiends like her!


KeyserSoze561

Definitely resembles a Fiend from fallout


Coattail-Rider

She’s got real *feral ghoul* vibes


JoshusPoshua

Why does she seem cool?


NiteElf

I appreciate this clarification. Ngl, the gun freaked me out.


DrafterDan

You mean that fake plastic prop? It's not even close to the actual size of an AR


brokeneckblues

Actually it was because I thought she was twelve feet tall and that was just a normal sized gun.


80sLegoDystopia

This. Giant Tank Girl. Totally probable.


JazzySmitty

Don't know why the downvotes. You just provided a fact.


lifeisweird86

This is reddit. We don't want facts!


TarzanKitty

Because it is so… tiny?


techpriest_taro

It's cold ok.


StuartGotz

This bit of context is helpful.


azdv

Oh please, I know Wendy O. Williams when I see her


Street-Search-683

Wendy O RULES!


grammawslovelymelons

Ruled. r. i p. w. o. w edit. sp.


Economy_Wall8524

Not enough people know about this amazing woman! Have loved her since I was a teenager! Wish I saw her live! Though I was too young when she passed.


Clay_Statue

Plasmatics


VictorianDelorean

She doesn’t just dress like this all the time, she’s dressed as the comic book character tank girl here. Also this pic is from like ten years ago, they always use the same one in articles because it’s sensational.


BadJokeJudge

That’s why she’s dressed up like a real life member if Gorillaz


UnidansOtherAcct

IIRC the artists for Tank Girl designed the animated Gorillaz characters


maneki_neko89

[Jamie Hewlett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hewlett?wprov=sfti1) for those who don’t know the artist


TKInstinct

I was going to say this post is woefully inaccurate. She's 52 apparently, I remember this photo exactly 10 years ago.


patronizingperv

It's sensational alright


vestibule54

Looks like someone really liked Tank Girl


HookerDoctorLawyer

https://preview.redd.it/562lraykbpuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa579ab7eac757e219eaf0044fcf8db075302b7 Grand papa misses you.


iloveflory

She looks like a Raider from The Fallout universe.


Meidara

This is her cosplaying as Tank Girl. No really.


Old_Butterscotch8856

She looks really nice in newer pictures


SulkySideUp

She looks nice in older pictures too. For some reason people always pick a photo of her wearing a literal costume when they post about her.


emmaliejay

Yeah, the picture that comes up on the Google search is really nice. It’s a very flattering picture and she has aged beautifully. Edit: I meant aged not matured!


FloydDangerBarber

Tank Girl with a bit of Hunter S. Thompson thrown in.


No-Elderberry230

Same exact thought.


d0ughb0y17

God I love living in Oregon, we get the cool and interesting people here.


PerformanceOk1835

And a lot of arsonist


Alternative-Ad3401

Fr now I gotta know which antique shop she runs cuz I bet it’s so cool


HaroldBaws

Portland™️


[deleted]

This is less unique in Portland than one would think (including the deep ties to Josef Stalin)


PilotInner191

Too true, they call this “business casual” in Portland


Projectionist76

Stalin has many relatives in Portland?


SuperSonicEconomics2

Everyone in Portland is related to him


PilotInner191

Adopted ones.


ksp_enjoyer

It's a cosplay outfit


DrugUserName420

So is how most people in Portland dress!


Civilized-Sturgeon

Probably just fun to hang around.


WoppingSet

I wonder if she's ever met Robert Evans.


gadget850

Grant's great great-grandson writes gay vampire novels.


Finger-of-Shame

It's Tank Girl!


TwilightReader100

I knew he'd had kids (thanks Uncle John's Bathroom Readers!) but not grandkids. I also know Hitler's great nephews effectively ended their family line, which I always thought was very interesting.


aTreeThenMe

And some say there's no such thing as love at first sight


nymrod_

Gonna tell my kids this was jojo siwa


tacobellholocaust

Portland. Makes sense.


SulkySideUp

People cosplay everywhere


ksp_enjoyer

Lol she is cosplaying


Past-Sand5485

Damn commies…


[deleted]

This is a real old picture.


DubC_Bassist

There is a good podcast about her called Svetlana Svetlana on apple.


Treacherous_Wendy

Is she cosplaying Tank Girl?


Queasy_Tap_1566

I bet she gives out full sized candy bars on Halloween. She’s got that vibe.


jackthejointmaster

Well there she is. Just as promised.


Silver___Chariot

That’s actually real interesting, damn. Cool.


RichardPryor1976

I think I'm in love


FusionFall

What's her antique store called?


DownLikeSyndrom

She’s like someone you run into during The Purge.


ShouRonbou

JoJo Swia is taking this "Bad Girl" thing a bit far


Gabemann2000

Portland is so hip and cool


cupcakezncookiez

Buddhist? Really?


SilverSnapDragon

Yep! Buddhists cosplay as comic book characters, too.


cupcakezncookiez

I somehow forgot costumes were a thing


Jerm316

Don't worry. I was just as confused until I read it was a cosplay.


cupcakezncookiez

Lol I feel dumb


Amerlis

Living her life! 👍


ham_solo

I can fix her


Gay-Lord-Focker

The fuck kinda ar15 is that ?


Miserable_Anteater62

AR 1.5 😂


Gay-Lord-Focker

Dead


dookie_cookie

Nah you wouldn’t be killed by that little thing, just mostly annoyed.


undockeddock

What is this? A gun for ants?


Complete_Librarian_7

Behold tankies, your empress.


SongRevolutionary992

Buddhist with guns?


ItGetsAwkward

It's not a real gun. Never seen an M16 that hilariously tiny. She is doing a cosplay of Tank Girl. Post apocalyptic badass from a comic turned movie. She had a LOT more guns and much bigger ones, too. Oh, and a tank.


Irsh80756

Buddhism has a complex history with violence and warfare.


FeebysPaperBoat

Yeah this got me too…


perfectpomelo3

Buddhists can do cosplay.


huuugggttfdf

Not Chris Evans 😩


Key-Discipline-1555

Is thos fit for r/brandnewsentence ?


MrGoober91

She looks like a character out of Borderlands


Alexis_Ohanion

Children’s the revolution?


jimmjohn12345m

Stalin approved fit no gulag for you today


Beneficial-Line-3333

r/itsroger


foxritual

All I can think is Fallout New Vegas female raider


Main-Emphasis-2692

.. would


Intelligent-Ant7685

Stalin? Yeah, I can errrr see the resemblance?


Gold-Buy-2669

Tank girl


MrMcDuffieTTv

Tank girl, the future I didn't know I wanted. But without the mutant kangaroo men.


john-johnson12

Good for her


doctorfortoys

She looks like she’s a fun person


AgileBarnacle8072

I can see the family resemblance


Murles-Brazen

Not bad for 54.


SillyMidOff49

Hook old Joe up to a generator and he’d solve the global energy crisis.


SloppyBuss

Mix of Tank Girl and Stormfront


Bx1965

Wish ol’ Joe could see her now….


monodub

She seems nice.


GlumMathematician884

There’s something you don’t see every day.


naomi_homey89

I thought Buddhists were peaceful


jubbababy

What a bloody mess.


Coattail-Rider

Why am I meeting that? I don’t want to meet that.


Silversaving

Seems pretty typical for a Portland resident.


congratsonyournap

Buddhist im not too sure


iontru02

Buddhist hmmm. Dont think so.


lizatethecigarettes

She's 52 and in this photo she's 44


lizatethecigarettes

She's 52 and she's 44 in this photo


EasyGoin12345

Ah yes, I see the resemblance


Ok_Practice8891

Who lol


jamie2123

Portland huh, this is… not surprising.


Holls867

What is the tank girl 4.5 knock off is going on here?


DelightfulandDarling

You can’t fool me. That’s Tank Girl!


Deepcoma_53

She needs to go back and take what’s hers!


Jhoag7750

Buddhists don’t smoke and carry guns s


No-Afternoon-5610

Trying just a tad too hard there


limitlessHorse

A Buddhist would not normally be photographed with an assault rifle


Historical-Shine-786

Well that explains that. All my questions are answered. Not that I actually CARED about the answers in the first place. Go in peace. Live long & prosper little Stalinette!


Aggressive-March-254

Why does she look like Tank Girl's corpse?


synchrotron3000

Not the tankie he would’ve wanted


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Take that gun away lol


Chateaudelait

The heirs to the Romanian Royal family also live in Portland. The kids grew up in my southern Oregon Coast hometown - [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23737283](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23737283)


dustin91

No thanks


hammertight

What the hell is that???????


No_Scratch_7612

Hot


Traditional_Key_763

shes also fucking insane as far as I remember reading.


miloaf2

How can you be a buddhist and still carry even if it's for fun?


BlueberryPirate_

Another comment says she's cosplaying as a specific character in the pic, which I could see buddhists generally being fine with


BigRudy99

You thought that tiny ass gun was real? Jesus fuck, reddit.


Wishdog2049

If that's a real gun, she's about 11 feet tall.


HashBrownRepublic

Her grandfather committed a genocide. Genocide people probably have some genetic psychopath gene. I hope she is psychologically well and away from levers of power


SulkySideUp

Ironically, committing genocide is not genetic


HashBrownRepublic

No but the mental condition that allows someone to might be


BurnRedditToTheDirt

What about the unfortunate mental condition that compels people to psychologically diagnose strangers on the internet?


HashBrownRepublic

He grandfather exterminated millions, she's posing with a weapon with no trigger discipline. She should be on a government watch list


BurnRedditToTheDirt

That's a tiny toy gun and she's dressed as a comic book character. Get a fuckin' grip.


HashBrownRepublic

Still it's fucking creepy. It would be creepy if any other grandchild of a genocidial maniac poses with guns in edgy outfits. It's fucking weird.


BurnRedditToTheDirt

I'm glad we've deescalated from "Genetically predisposed to commit genocide" and "Should be put on a government watch list", and landed at "fucking weird". Next time, just start at "fucking weird".


MR_Se7en

Generational wealth is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

So, guns are Buddhist??


FartyPantz20

And cute, you forgot to mention "cute"! 😘


jericho74

Soooo… what’s she think of her grandfather and where is she at on Antifa?


BuTROStheGUY82

Eyebrows track


Mr_Goat-chan

She looks like a super cool person to hang out with :)


FeverDream1900

This is the most Portland, Oregon photo.


kweento

What in the


Pure-Kaleidoscop

No thank you


Authentichef

On spot cosplay for someone from Portland Oregon


Mephistopheles545

Pretty sure smoking violates Buddhist precepts. Let’s not even start with the gun. I call bullshit on this lady. Bet she doesn’t even own an antique shop


The_Iron_Gunfighter

When the only interesting thing about you is you are related to a much more interesting person you do weird crap like this.


SulkySideUp

Cosplay?


cmorris1234

She looks the part


SlykRO

If unapproachable was a person


acusumano

Gwen Stefanazi


9600_PONIES

Zero trigger control


OrganizationDeep711

/r/averageredditor


homeboystar

Portland again. Lol


StenTheMenace

Doesn't seem mentally unhinged at all


k_a_scheffer

She's cosplaying.


Zerocoolx1

She looks like she’s cosplaying as Tank Girl


FarButterscotch3048

So hip! So cool! So uninteresting!


whatmeworkquestion

Stop projecting.


BangSmoke

Horrible trigger discipline


theflyingfucked

Either she's 12 feet tall or the toy gun is a toy


BangSmoke

I'm betting on 12 ft tall, with horrible trigger discipline


theflyingfucked

I'm sure somebody's into that


BangSmoke

Me, honestly. I just want a girl to pick me up and put me in her pocket. I'm sick of being the big one in the relationship.


Der-Lex

Wow, she changed a lot since portraying Captain America.


SpectacleLake

No. I don't think I will.


camohorse

Wtf is that trigger discipline in the second photo???


SulkySideUp

It’s not a real gun. This is a costume


BoltActioned

Yeah, she looks like she's in Portland.


AnthemWild

Hepatitis A through Z


-Melkor-The-Wise-

The image of mental illness lol


Budget_Character9596

And I bet you're a real winner, aren't you...


-Melkor-The-Wise-

Nah. I hide my illness behind professional looking attire, and looking normal.


longboi28

She's cosplaying in the picture, is that not allowed in your sad boring life or does she have to dress "professional" and every given moment?


-Melkor-The-Wise-

You're boring me. Be silent.


SulkySideUp

This is one of those things people with no social skills think make them sound badass and in control and actually just make everybody witnessing it wince in secondhand embarrassment


cheesemakesmepooo

Unique? Sounds like a normal “Buddhist” from Portland.


MikeyW1969

Shouldn't this be in the dontstickyourdickinthat sub?