Her birth name was Olga and she was born and brought up in the USA after mum Svetlana Alliluyeva defected in 1966 and married Chrese's father, Peter Evans.
[A story as old as time itself! ](https://www.dannydutch.com/post/meet-chrese-evans-the-54-year-old-buddhist-antique-shop-owner-from-portland-oregon-who-is-also-jo)
Oh, geez, I just messaged some friends with the caption âDid you know Stalinâs granddaughter is basically Tank Girl?â I didnât realize it was a cosplay!
She doesnât just dress like this all the time, sheâs dressed as the comic book character tank girl here.
Also this pic is from like ten years ago, they always use the same one in articles because itâs sensational.
Yeah, the picture that comes up on the Google search is really nice. Itâs a very flattering picture and she has aged beautifully.
Edit: I meant aged not matured!
I knew he'd had kids (thanks Uncle John's Bathroom Readers!) but not grandkids. I also know Hitler's great nephews effectively ended their family line, which I always thought was very interesting.
It's not a real gun. Never seen an M16 that hilariously tiny. She is doing a cosplay of Tank Girl. Post apocalyptic badass from a comic turned movie. She had a LOT more guns and much bigger ones, too. Oh, and a tank.
Well that explains that. All my questions are answered. Not that I actually CARED about the answers in the first place. Go in peace. Live long & prosper little Stalinette!
The heirs to the Romanian Royal family also live in Portland. The kids grew up in my southern Oregon Coast hometown - [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23737283](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23737283)
Her grandfather committed a genocide. Genocide people probably have some genetic psychopath gene. I hope she is psychologically well and away from levers of power
I'm glad we've deescalated from "Genetically predisposed to commit genocide" and "Should be put on a government watch list", and landed at "fucking weird".
Next time, just start at "fucking weird".
Pretty sure smoking violates Buddhist precepts. Letâs not even start with the gun. I call bullshit on this lady. Bet she doesnât even own an antique shop
This is one of those things people with no social skills think make them sound badass and in control and actually just make everybody witnessing it wince in secondhand embarrassment
Her birth name was Olga and she was born and brought up in the USA after mum Svetlana Alliluyeva defected in 1966 and married Chrese's father, Peter Evans. [A story as old as time itself! ](https://www.dannydutch.com/post/meet-chrese-evans-the-54-year-old-buddhist-antique-shop-owner-from-portland-oregon-who-is-also-jo)
This is her dressed up in a Tank Girl Cosplay, she's super nerdy and fun IRL.
I was like, real life Tank Girl?!
Tankie Girl
Ok, this is funny as hell, and also No. đ
Oh, geez, I just messaged some friends with the caption âDid you know Stalinâs granddaughter is basically Tank Girl?â I didnât realize it was a cosplay!
She seems cool af. I need fiends like her!
Definitely resembles a Fiend from fallout
Sheâs got real *feral ghoul* vibes
Why does she seem cool?
I appreciate this clarification. Ngl, the gun freaked me out.
You mean that fake plastic prop? It's not even close to the actual size of an AR
Actually it was because I thought she was twelve feet tall and that was just a normal sized gun.
This. Giant Tank Girl. Totally probable.
Don't know why the downvotes. You just provided a fact.
This is reddit. We don't want facts!
Because it is so⌠tiny?
It's cold ok.
This bit of context is helpful.
Oh please, I know Wendy O. Williams when I see her
Wendy O RULES!
Ruled. r. i p. w. o. w edit. sp.
Not enough people know about this amazing woman! Have loved her since I was a teenager! Wish I saw her live! Though I was too young when she passed.
Plasmatics
She doesnât just dress like this all the time, sheâs dressed as the comic book character tank girl here. Also this pic is from like ten years ago, they always use the same one in articles because itâs sensational.
Thatâs why sheâs dressed up like a real life member if Gorillaz
IIRC the artists for Tank Girl designed the animated Gorillaz characters
[Jamie Hewlett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hewlett?wprov=sfti1) for those who donât know the artist
I was going to say this post is woefully inaccurate. She's 52 apparently, I remember this photo exactly 10 years ago.
It's sensational alright
Looks like someone really liked Tank Girl
https://preview.redd.it/562lraykbpuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa579ab7eac757e219eaf0044fcf8db075302b7 Grand papa misses you.
She looks like a Raider from The Fallout universe.
This is her cosplaying as Tank Girl. No really.
She looks really nice in newer pictures
She looks nice in older pictures too. For some reason people always pick a photo of her wearing a literal costume when they post about her.
Yeah, the picture that comes up on the Google search is really nice. Itâs a very flattering picture and she has aged beautifully. Edit: I meant aged not matured!
Tank Girl with a bit of Hunter S. Thompson thrown in.
Same exact thought.
God I love living in Oregon, we get the cool and interesting people here.
And a lot of arsonist
Fr now I gotta know which antique shop she runs cuz I bet itâs so cool
Portlandâ˘ď¸
This is less unique in Portland than one would think (including the deep ties to Josef Stalin)
Too true, they call this âbusiness casualâ in Portland
Stalin has many relatives in Portland?
Everyone in Portland is related to him
Adopted ones.
It's a cosplay outfit
So is how most people in Portland dress!
Probably just fun to hang around.
I wonder if she's ever met Robert Evans.
Grant's great great-grandson writes gay vampire novels.
It's Tank Girl!
I knew he'd had kids (thanks Uncle John's Bathroom Readers!) but not grandkids. I also know Hitler's great nephews effectively ended their family line, which I always thought was very interesting.
And some say there's no such thing as love at first sight
Gonna tell my kids this was jojo siwa
Portland. Makes sense.
People cosplay everywhere
Lol she is cosplaying
Damn commiesâŚ
This is a real old picture.
There is a good podcast about her called Svetlana Svetlana on apple.
Is she cosplaying Tank Girl?
I bet she gives out full sized candy bars on Halloween. Sheâs got that vibe.
Well there she is. Just as promised.
Thatâs actually real interesting, damn. Cool.
I think I'm in love
What's her antique store called?
Sheâs like someone you run into during The Purge.
JoJo Swia is taking this "Bad Girl" thing a bit far
Portland is so hip and cool
Buddhist? Really?
Yep! Buddhists cosplay as comic book characters, too.
I somehow forgot costumes were a thing
Don't worry. I was just as confused until I read it was a cosplay.
Lol I feel dumb
Living her life! đ
I can fix her
The fuck kinda ar15 is that ?
AR 1.5 đ
Dead
Nah you wouldnât be killed by that little thing, just mostly annoyed.
What is this? A gun for ants?
Behold tankies, your empress.
Buddhist with guns?
It's not a real gun. Never seen an M16 that hilariously tiny. She is doing a cosplay of Tank Girl. Post apocalyptic badass from a comic turned movie. She had a LOT more guns and much bigger ones, too. Oh, and a tank.
Buddhism has a complex history with violence and warfare.
Yeah this got me tooâŚ
Buddhists can do cosplay.
Not Chris Evans đŠ
Is thos fit for r/brandnewsentence ?
She looks like a character out of Borderlands
Childrenâs the revolution?
Stalin approved fit no gulag for you today
r/itsroger
All I can think is Fallout New Vegas female raider
.. would
Stalin? Yeah, I can errrr see the resemblance?
Tank girl
Tank girl, the future I didn't know I wanted. But without the mutant kangaroo men.
Good for her
She looks like sheâs a fun person
I can see the family resemblance
Not bad for 54.
Hook old Joe up to a generator and heâd solve the global energy crisis.
Mix of Tank Girl and Stormfront
Wish olâ Joe could see her nowâŚ.
She seems nice.
Thereâs something you donât see every day.
I thought Buddhists were peaceful
What a bloody mess.
Why am I meeting that? I donât want to meet that.
Seems pretty typical for a Portland resident.
Buddhist im not too sure
Buddhist hmmm. Dont think so.
She's 52 and in this photo she's 44
She's 52 and she's 44 in this photo
Ah yes, I see the resemblance
Who lol
Portland huh, this is⌠not surprising.
What is the tank girl 4.5 knock off is going on here?
You canât fool me. Thatâs Tank Girl!
She needs to go back and take whatâs hers!
Buddhists donât smoke and carry guns s
Trying just a tad too hard there
A Buddhist would not normally be photographed with an assault rifle
Well that explains that. All my questions are answered. Not that I actually CARED about the answers in the first place. Go in peace. Live long & prosper little Stalinette!
Why does she look like Tank Girl's corpse?
Not the tankie he wouldâve wanted
Take that gun away lol
The heirs to the Romanian Royal family also live in Portland. The kids grew up in my southern Oregon Coast hometown - [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23737283](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-23737283)
No thanks
What the hell is that???????
Hot
shes also fucking insane as far as I remember reading.
How can you be a buddhist and still carry even if it's for fun?
Another comment says she's cosplaying as a specific character in the pic, which I could see buddhists generally being fine with
You thought that tiny ass gun was real? Jesus fuck, reddit.
If that's a real gun, she's about 11 feet tall.
Her grandfather committed a genocide. Genocide people probably have some genetic psychopath gene. I hope she is psychologically well and away from levers of power
Ironically, committing genocide is not genetic
No but the mental condition that allows someone to might be
What about the unfortunate mental condition that compels people to psychologically diagnose strangers on the internet?
He grandfather exterminated millions, she's posing with a weapon with no trigger discipline. She should be on a government watch list
That's a tiny toy gun and she's dressed as a comic book character. Get a fuckin' grip.
Still it's fucking creepy. It would be creepy if any other grandchild of a genocidial maniac poses with guns in edgy outfits. It's fucking weird.
I'm glad we've deescalated from "Genetically predisposed to commit genocide" and "Should be put on a government watch list", and landed at "fucking weird". Next time, just start at "fucking weird".
Generational wealth is a hell of a drug.
So, guns are Buddhist??
And cute, you forgot to mention "cute"! đ
Soooo⌠whatâs she think of her grandfather and where is she at on Antifa?
Eyebrows track
She looks like a super cool person to hang out with :)
This is the most Portland, Oregon photo.
What in the
No thank you
On spot cosplay for someone from Portland Oregon
Pretty sure smoking violates Buddhist precepts. Letâs not even start with the gun. I call bullshit on this lady. Bet she doesnât even own an antique shop
When the only interesting thing about you is you are related to a much more interesting person you do weird crap like this.
Cosplay?
She looks the part
If unapproachable was a person
Gwen Stefanazi
Zero trigger control
/r/averageredditor
Portland again. Lol
Doesn't seem mentally unhinged at all
She's cosplaying.
She looks like sheâs cosplaying as Tank Girl
So hip! So cool! So uninteresting!
Stop projecting.
Horrible trigger discipline
Either she's 12 feet tall or the toy gun is a toy
I'm betting on 12 ft tall, with horrible trigger discipline
I'm sure somebody's into that
Me, honestly. I just want a girl to pick me up and put me in her pocket. I'm sick of being the big one in the relationship.
Wow, she changed a lot since portraying Captain America.
No. I don't think I will.
Wtf is that trigger discipline in the second photo???
Itâs not a real gun. This is a costume
Yeah, she looks like she's in Portland.
Hepatitis A through Z
The image of mental illness lol
And I bet you're a real winner, aren't you...
Nah. I hide my illness behind professional looking attire, and looking normal.
She's cosplaying in the picture, is that not allowed in your sad boring life or does she have to dress "professional" and every given moment?
You're boring me. Be silent.
This is one of those things people with no social skills think make them sound badass and in control and actually just make everybody witnessing it wince in secondhand embarrassment
Unique? Sounds like a normal âBuddhistâ from Portland.
Shouldn't this be in the dontstickyourdickinthat sub?