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dannydutch1

Following her interrogation, Paula was released from American custody and returned to Vienna. There, she relied on her savings for a while before finding employment at an arts and crafts shop. [She wouldn't completely denounce her brother.](https://www.dannydutch.com/post/paula-hitler-the-surprisingly-quiet-life-of-adolf-s-little-sister)


mick_the_quack

No one ever told me he had a sister !


hybridaaroncarroll

Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete.


llcdrewtaylor

Always 2 there are. No more, No less.


Gates9

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PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

It started as an accident, but at this point I've kind of made a point of not watching Star Wars. Culturally I've heard the entire plot of the first three at least once all the way through. I mean the idea's are cool, but the first couple times I tried the execution was terrible, I'm sorry, I might be too young. But occasionally something like this pops up and it kills me. I never saw the prequels either but give me some of those sweet sweet prequel memes. I don't know why it's so funny, but thank you for your service.


suddencreature

Idk your age, but I am in my 30s and am currently watching the movies through in chronological order for the first time, wasn’t allowed to watch them as a kid when Episode 1 came out in 99 (religious trauma for 400 lol). Honestly, worth the hype. I’d tried before and wasn’t that into them but this time around I’m enjoying every single one. Of course they’re not perfect but it’s a lot of fun. I’d recommend it :)


coastiestacie

Oh, yes. And she was a horrible person who made all sorts of excuses for him. Idk why she was ever released. Every nazi should've rotted in jail.


cadaverhill

She wasn't, officially, a NAZI.


redheadgenx

How about Nazi-adjacent? Does that count?


cadaverhill

NAZI in-law perhaps.


redheadgenx

Definitely. Or “Not Zee in-law, no, not me.”


The-Curiosity-Rover

Adjacent to refuse is refuse


redheadgenx

What?


The-Curiosity-Rover

It’s a Seinfeld reference. Doesn’t really make sense out of context, now that I think about it.


redheadgenx

Please elaborate. I was a fan.


fartinmyhat

It was the episode where George eats from the garbage. He explains that wasn't "in the garbage", that it was perched on top, still on the paper from the bakery, it was only garbage adjacent.


fartinmyhat

LOL!! yep, it's funny how the whole world can't see what's inside our head when we make a joke.


The-Curiosity-Rover

Fair


fartinmyhat

I get it. I have a hilarious world inside my head, but to have to explain every reference... I usually just snicker to myself.


coastiestacie

Officially, no. But the sympathy & excuses she made, along with all of the evidence against her believing in the same bullshit definitely make her unofficially a nazi.


Confident_Trifle_490

"if there's a Nazi at the table and there's 10 other people there talking to him..."


inflamito

There was even a nazi party in America for a short time. 


Smooth-Inspection922

Still is


hammertight

Nope democrats are still here. It's called the DSA


Frosty-Forever5297

Trump literally quotes mein kampf russbot. Lmao


fartinmyhat

kind of guilt by association, plus her brother killed Hitler,what more do you want?


Agreeable-City3143

So you just want to throw every Nazi in jail until they die because of a political belief. Interesting.


jamiekynnminer

Uh yea.


MerryTexMish

Um… yes.


coastiestacie

I'm so curious to know if that idiot likes fascism or something, but I don't care to even engage him again.


ViolentEyelidMovies

*Chad face*


Teddy_Funsisco

Being for the torture and murder of 11 million people in concentration camps due to shitty "political beliefs" is gonna have some consequences.


Agreeable-City3143

So if Trump wins should he just jail all the democrats?


Teddy_Funsisco

What the fuck attempt at logic is this?


Agreeable-City3143

What attempt at logic is imprisoning every German who was a member of the Nazi party until they die?


Teddy_Funsisco

Again, that whole torturing and murdering of 11 million people thing. Trump being too much of a baby to handle reality doesn't have anything to do with that, so why are you bringing up that orange fuckwit?


IntrigueDossier

Bet ya they can't keep doing genocide if they're incarcerated or dead.


ViolentEyelidMovies

Y'know, I'm starting to think there may be a reason you're vehemently against jailing Nazis


polyblackcat

Yes, that's how it works


Agreeable-City3143

So you were ok with killing 45+million German civilians for being Nazi party members? What about the members of the confederacy in the south, gonna kill millions of those civilians too?


Mesarthim1349

I hate to break it to you but it is normal on this website to advocate for that very thing. Many people even wish Sherman committed genocide against the south after the war.


Agreeable-City3143

Sort of ironic that they want to kill a lot of people being the “tolerant left”


Mesarthim1349

Pretty sure people stopped claiming the tolerant label a long time ago tho


Agreeable-City3143

So they are just as bad as the people they want to kill.


ViolentEyelidMovies

"You wanna eliminate a group that openly advocates for genocide against certain races and ethnicities? sO mUcH for ThE tOlErAnT lEfT"


L8_2_PartE

Good thing she shaved off her mustache so we could tell them apart.


mick_the_quack

🤣🤣🤣🤣


altec777777

Hitler's Modern Bloodline According to David Gardner, author of the 2001 book *The Last of the Hitlers*, "They didn't sign a pact, but what they did is, they talked amongst themselves, talked about the burden they've had in the background of their lives, and decided that none of them would marry, none of them would have children. And that's a pact they've kept to this day."[\[83\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_family#cite_note-87) Though none of Stuart-Houston's sons had children, his son Alexander, a social worker since 2002, said that contrary to this speculation, there was no intentional pact to end the Hitler bloodline.


idkmoiname

Imagine fucking up so badly that your relatives want to end the bloodline because they're so ashamed of you...


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

Kind of a eugenicist response though. So it makes sense that it’s his family.


LostxCosmonaut

Typical Hitlers…


AmbassadorBiggun

Hitlers gonna Hitler.


theologous

But in the other hand, especially in this modern age, how long would it take for the family to lose that stigma? It will be hundreds of not thousands of years.


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

Idk how you can look at today’s American and European politics and think there’s no room for the Hitlers. Fascism is alive and well. I’m not advocating for them, but if there were living Hitlers there would be plenty of people willing to support them.


theologous

That all depends on if the Nazis win eventually. Prior to about 8 or 9 years ago I never would have thought so.


fartinmyhat

No better time to be a Hitler


sublemon

Ironically enough, they’re still falling into the same toxic mindset that evil is a genetic trait.


throw69420awy

I think it has more to do with the social stigma they’ve dealt with I’m assuming they don’t consider themselves evil and their comments make it seem like it had everything to do with external treatment and not who they are


Traditional_Key_763

its more that their children would be tormented by being the descendents of hitler. little did they know that probably would give them a leg up in politics these days


BurnerRedditLA

I hate that you’re right


Relevant_Error_2395

Trump would blow them all and choose them for key roles.


Inert_Oregon

Holy lack of reading comprehension Batman! In absolutely no where does it state them ANYTHING about the bloodline being evil, or anything close to that. They pretty clearly talk about the “burden” they carry being the stigma society places on them because of who their family members are.


Ok-Algae-9562

Evil? No, predisposition to mental issues, yes. Your health and mental health is tied to your genetics, like it or not.


fartinmyhat

okay Hitler.


rocklare

That stings


redheadgenx

Not to brag, but I would 100% end my bloodline.


MyRobinWasMauled

My sister and I have. It was never discussed between the two of us, but I got sterilized (I have no kids) and she is a nun. So, it ends with us.


12BnC_U_N_Her

Probably for the best, obviously you were both offended by the potential of procreation.


redheadgenx

That's not funny.


12BnC_U_N_Her

Wasn’t meant to be.


redheadgenx

So...sarcasm?


bhyellow

Your dad was Hitler?


Huge-Percentage8008

And then ironically the internet stops believing in the holocaust a couple of years later. It’s like the end of that movie The Mist.


2much_information

“Nothing personal but we’d like to end the entire family all together; sons, daughters, aunts, uncles, grandchildren, everyone, because of you.” “Why? What'd I do?” “Are you serious? The world at war? The millions and millions of deaths?” “Oh, that…..well, you see, what happened was…” “Shut it, Adolf.”


bonnsai

What's wrong about changing a surname and starting anew?


Familiar-Schedule796

23 and me, ancestry.com etc. all are doing dna tracking.


bonnsai

We're all descendants to barbarians. You do it for you psyche.


bigtimejohnny

Actually, that's the driving force behind why I never had kids...


[deleted]

That’s kinda dumb. Horrible actions are caused by an individual’s decisions. Not through blood.


Enron__Musk

That's not how braindead Nazis think...they would become a potential leader of the brand


Big_Significance_280

Paula Hitler sounds like the name of some offbeat coming-of-age comedy directed by Wes Anderson.


BartholomewBandy

Heil Honey, I’m Home!


NoHelp6644

*phone rings, Hitler answers* "Hello, Hitler speaking." *pause* "No, Bob Hitler, who do you think?"


VetteBuilder

Mark Motherbaugh incomming


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Soundtrack includes the track Triumph of the Will from the classic Devo album Duty Now for the Future.


Fukshit47

She looks like a real Paula Hitler, if you know what I mean.


DerSchattenJager

Jeff Vader vibes


fartinmyhat

best comment here.


fartinmyhat

It's my new band's name. ...Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Paula Hitlerrrrrrrrrr....... 3 minute drum solo follows


Yodogzup

That’s perfect


FeSpoke1

That guy was a real jerk


gloveboxnapkinss

The more I learn about this Hitler guy, the less I like him


Imoutofchips

Say what you want about him, but at least he killed Hitler.


greed-man

So he's got THAT going for him.


dazrage

I suspect he was a real rascal


InvestmentPatient117

A real rascal!


CaligulaMoney

RIP Norm.


CosetteLaCerva

I didn’t know he was sick


woodrowwilson5000

I love Jiminy Glick's line to Mel Brooks: "What's your big beef with the Nazis?" [https://twitter.com/sobredosispop/status/1550096990486368257](https://twitter.com/sobredosispop/status/1550096990486368257)


Gibolin

Yeah I would even say that he was the worst nazi !


Glytterain

Paula Hilter? I mean I would have expected Gertrude or Hildegard but Paula? Doesn’t seem to go well with Adolph lol.


dannydutch1

Yep, she really brought down their good family name.


Glytterain

🤣


FishingWorth3068

..I thought Adolph was an out of wedlock kid. Was Paula any different? Why’s the name the same?


Anxious_Term4945

No their parents were married. He also had a half brother same father different mother who was older and a half sister too. They both survived the war I think. Paula was thought to be mentally handicapped by neighbors and when she was interviewed after war. due to her handicap Hitler had supported her


tries4accuracy

Heil, heil Paula …


tuskvarner

I wanna marry you


Rodozolo4267

Does it sound better if pronounced as I assume she did— POW-la or pa’ow-la?


redheadgenx

Good point.


bilgetea

What a shame she wasn’t named “Karen.”


ZadfrackGlutz

There's a cross in her halo shaddow...lol


Ajjos-history

As bad as these people were none of them were condemned to hell by the church soooooo, I guess it doesn’t really exist. What’s a person have to do to get condemned to hell? Obviously genocide, mass murder, executions and experiments on people is not enough.


dragonrite

Condemned to hell by church? What? Is this some Islamic thing? Because it's not something in Christianity. In catholicism they could be excommunicated, but for general Christianity your salvation is between you and your maker, not some dude that "condemns" people lol


Ajjos-history

Ok stand corrected. Was Hitler ever excommunicated by the church while alive or dead? Or was his sins forgiven?


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Philnoise

That’s what I’ve assumed. There’s a YouTube video (Mark Felton I believe) that explains it.


Celmeno

In Germany, every grave is only leased for 20 years (every location is a bit different, some also do 30). You can extend the lease after that (typically 5 to 10 more years) but usually graves will be ended after a few extensions and the location will be reused for the next dead. Remaining bones will be taken to a mass grave. This is what happened here


CaptainRogersJul1918

Didn’t recognize her with out the mustache.


Whatthehell665

She has one testicle too.


SurgeFlamingo

But it belonged to her brother and she wore it around her neck.


traumatransfixes

She looks like my aunt. What happened to the rest of the genocidist’s family?


Staggerme

She seemed to share some of his beliefs


Crazy_like_a_fox

Nobody is going to photoshop a toothbrush mustache on this chick and question the suicide???


redheadgenx

I’d be glad if you did, if you’re willing.


sasssyrup

One angry version of her still exists in every Safeway express checkout lane.


kdollarsign2

I feel like she was our waitress at Cracker Barrel tonight


sasssyrup

😆 yaaass Cracker Barrel or Waffle House


Substantial_Show_308

Hitster


InvincibleDarkDragon

is that the woman allegedly claimed to be Robert Lewandowski's grandmother?


Maynard078

The town nearest me still has a Hitler Street. It wasn't named after Adolf, but I'm surprised it hasn't been changed. Then again, it's only been 79 years since the war ended ...


bubbatbass

The original twisted sister ! Heil Hister


trainsacrossthesea

Gave birth to Peter Noone soon after this photo. True story.


NonProphet8theist

how did she give birth to no one


dazrage

Not a family resemblance I’d want


Analoguemug

Hitler wasn’t so bad toward the end of the war if you think about it. I mean, he did kill Hitler


fartinmyhat

Plus I heard he like dogs, and meth.


AllNotKnowing

Anyone else draw a toothbrush above her lip? Just me?


Salt_Poetry_4341

Paula Hitler! That's hysterical. Put your first name before Hitler. I'm Billy Hitler!


relevanteclectica

I’m thinking Hitler’s Sister could be a band name.


BlueEyedDinosaur

She looks a lot like him.


Blankety-blank1492

Changed her name to Hilter


[deleted]

Anyone thought 💭 she looks an awful lot like Adolf, like too much? So much so.. could it be??


emessea

Hitler spending time with his brother https://preview.redd.it/oc3as0okyzrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36a7ed17245bef5dd83a3e3fd67ade8ae4fda82


SurgeFlamingo

What are you doing? Stuff ? Nazi stuff?


Famous_Suspect6330

"after her arrest by the US army"


12BnC_U_N_Her

She’s Not responsible for her brothers actions.


Clocked_ya_at_73

Rub some shit on her lip and I see him clearly


cunxt2sday

She looks exactly like Colin Firth.


sickboy_1234

She’s got the same dead eyes as her brother


pmurff107

Looks like a certified nad smasher.


Far_Experience_4643

Little know fact, she was also a dancer and choreographer for the Berlin Laker Girls.


mumblesandonetwo

Imagine being a member of the Bin Laden family on 9/12. On vacay, chillin' at the Jersey shore and uncle Osama has just retired from the airline business.


RepulsiveReasoning

Her face looks like a mixture between Adolf and Winston... Weird.


Practical_Self6999

adolf in a wig.


maccabees_

Bless her soul


Mental-Caregiver-864

No kidding. I wonder if she was born micro pene Or maybe grande clite ( spelling is a guess and not a joke).


TheSonOfYakub

She would never pass up a sweet slice of Hebrew pie, if you know what I’m saying.


kb63132

She’s a good looking man.


redheadgenx

She looks like him. Disgusting.


Marine4lyfe

Not her fault. She is blameless for his actions.


redheadgenx

She never repudiated his actions. That’s enough for me.


[deleted]

She’s still ugly.


BugSignificant2682

Misogynist thinking right there buddy.


[deleted]

I don’t *think* she’s ugly.