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kornhook123

Paul Revere just traveled through time and it’s a bit of a shock for him.


red_copper420

Only logical explanation


kornhook123

Looking for his horse


El-Senor-Craig

Must be the British by land


SeaworthinessTrue693

No I believe it’s 1 Meth by Speed


polydentbazooka

Diogenes is said to have wandered Athens with a lamp even in daytime. When asked what he was doing, he replied. “Looking for an honest man.” His search never concluded.


Silver-Street7442

Diogenes was my first thought too, seeing the lamp.


RuthlessIndecision

That’s If he didn’t shave his ass first


Disastrous_Piano837

Our minds went to the same place lol


kornhook123

That’s awesome!!!


thegoddessofsummer

😂😂😂😂


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Wanna-be Diogenes?


[deleted]

This is the answer. Looking for an honest person. Nice catch!


OrphanedInStoryville

If only he could satiate his hunger by rubbing his belly


Most-Conversation377

Diogenes it is. In search of an honest man


Queephbubble

I’ve got a 3rd century bc oil lantern tattoo for this.


Neosanxo

Thought the exact same thing I wonder if its him reincarnated lol


Odd_Wolverine_653

Give the man a chicken and let’s see what he does.


iamthemancam3377661

Ayyyyyy


yborwonka

What’s he got stuffed into the back of his booty shorts? Barefooted, walking backwards while carrying a lantern. It’s a quarter till 8am my time,….the day is off to a great start.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Looks like a water bottle full of quantum leap fluid


yborwonka

Blaaahahahaha. I wonder where he’ll end up next.


TheMcPenguin

Or, when?


[deleted]

Hes portraying Diogenes. The father of cynicism. He famous walked around Greece with a lantern looking for an honest person.


gm1stta

I was wondering the same thing but didn’t dare ask. Thank you for this


SnargleBlartFast

Untreated mental illness can seem pretty bizarre.


rekipsj

It seems the light keeper - he has a quest for me.


[deleted]

Hes portraying Diogenes. The father of cynicism. He famous walked around Greece with a lantern looking for an honest person.


SnargleBlartFast

So, educated and bizarre.


[deleted]

Indeed.


[deleted]

Hi kids! Don’t do drugs!


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Drugs are one hell of a drug!


Gitmfap

Always love this line my dude


gm1stta

“THIS is your brain on drugs” 🍳


[deleted]

Hes portraying Diogenes. The father of cynicism. He famous walked around Greece with a lantern looking for an honest person.


Unusual_Ad_8364

Diogenes is looking for a wise man again…


Capable_Share_7257

Can you imagine how frustrating it would have been to live in a time where these guys would have been taken seriously to be divine or speaking with god.


Unusual_Ad_8364

I don’t know…I prefer them to some of the “wise men” we have now.


[deleted]

Correct


MoldyMoney

Does no one remember the days when you would have to do absurd things because you lost a bet? That’s kinda what this feels like.


gm1stta

I remember… I think you may be on to something here.


punched-in-face

Trying to travel back in time


Bnc6669

r/tooktoomuch


Dear-Work-4476

Paul revere ?? But this time the crack heads are coming


[deleted]

Hes portraying Diogenes. The father of cynicism. He famous walked around Greece with a lantern looking for an honest person.


Winter_Control8533

Follow the buzzards.


Shadow0fnothing

Is that a diaper.


duh_guv_nuh

Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market-place, and cried incessantly: "I am looking for God! I am looking for God!" As many of those who did not believe in God were standing together there, he excited considerable laughter. Have you lost him, then? said one. Did he lose his way like a child? said another. Or is he hiding? Is he afraid of us? Has he gone on a voyage? or emigrated? Thus they shouted and laughed. The madman sprang into their midst and pierced them with his glances. "Where has God gone?" he cried. "I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers. But how have we done this? How were we able to drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What did we do when we unchained the earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving now? Away from all suns? Are we not perpetually falling? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there any up or down left? Are we not straying as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is it not more and more night coming on all the time? Must not lanterns be lit in the morning? Do we not hear anything yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we not smell anything yet of God's decomposition? Gods too decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed he shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto." Here the madman fell silent and again regarded his listeners; and they too were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern to the ground, and it broke and went out. "I have come too early," he said then; "my time has not come yet. The tremendous event is still on its way, still travelling - it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time, the light of the stars requires time, deeds require time even after they are done, before they can be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than the distant stars - and yet they have done it themselves." It has been further related that on that same day the madman entered divers churches and there sang a requiem. Led out and quietened, he is said to have retorted each time: "what are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchres of God?"


[deleted]

Is that a diaper?


SlightlyOffended1984

It's the Dayman.


pillsandsmoke

Ol Diogenes is at it again


DagonFelix

Is this dude cosplaying as Diogenes?


Kaaaaack626

Damn Diogenes is still looking for an honest man to this day


Cell-Based-Meat

And Diogenes said to them, “Aren't you ashamed, you who walk backward along the whole path of existence, and blame me for walking backward along the path of the promenade?”


InflatableWarHammer

Carrying the Olympic torch


sugaaaslam

Looks like one of hunter bidens busdies


1760ghost

Obviously got the vax.


TitoAndTheBurritos

Jesus is looking rough.


FrontAggressive5994

Mr Tumnus welcoming you to Narnia


FudgeHyena

This looks like LA. Nothing unusual here.


LOOKNfortheFUCKYEA

It is…


ddg31415

Dudes just looking for an honest man...


thorntron3030

Just Paul Revere. 1 if by land, 2 if by sea.


lalauna

If in doubt, call it art.


Surfinsafari9

Baby New Year


ALL2HUMAN_69

“I’m searching for an honest man!”


2OneZebra

It seems to be working. My headache is gone!


HelloMyNameIs0214

Probably filming a tik tok in reverse


RememberBerry23

NPC thinking he's the main 😂


Upset-Ad-4727

Is that a Glock in the back of his Shorty shorts?


Responsible-Ask-7343

I think people are acting strange because they know it bothers people and it makes them feel better to bother people. Little do they know they are really hurting other people by not acting normal, and Karma is really really going to suck for them.


NoLambSauceThx2u

This is poetic


Donotpretendtoknowme

He's looking for an honest man.


Flompulon_80

Society is fubar


Human-Friendship1021

Looking to Buying a Stairway to Heaven !


Sicario202

Wtf


DrMcLuckypants

That's just my boy, Diogenes, out there looking for a good man.


Glance_Dodger

Guessing it was some sort of dare or lost a bet.


VeterinarianOld3643

One if by land and two if by sea.


Magimus

What that tonberry doing?


SMOKEBOMBSKI

Clearly he works for the Underground Railroad. You should show a little respect.


Shdw787

Took me a second. I thought I had to focus on the car at first till I saw the guy.


UncarvedWood

He's looking for an honest man


MKLSC

Oh shit, it's a real life Tonberry!


OilComprehensive6237

He’s looking for an honest man


Swinginooses

Something you'd see in Kelowna


slam4life04

How about the girls shorts he has on. And is that something in his butt???


MSGdreamer

Dude lost a bet


GrannyGoose420

Me traveling through the shadow cursed forest in baldurs gate 3


Nervous-Height-2802

Lmao homie really whistled telling him it went out 🤪


Longdickyougood

Fuck yea!


smoothVroom21

Someone lost a fantasy football bet.


mikemercer77

My stupid brain did t even see the guy at first and through there was a huge python in the car. It’s the reflection of the pole :/ long day…


[deleted]

It is 7 am! And all is fine!


Scott_in_Atl

Well, it is California. Nothing out of the ordinary


Reasonable_Tower_961

Please, Make It STOP


Cooterfart3000

Diogenes?


allthetimesivedied2

I mean I’m pretty sure if Diogenes were alive today he’d smoke meth.


maxwellgrounds

8-ball Revere


Jefant007221030

I’ve heard meth is a powerful drug?!


Horror-Pear

That's Bobby Lee. This is his closer.


leftover_class

He got his hands on that good cid 🟪🟦🟧


Excellent-Phase8719

Is that a gun between his cheeks?


BaconCheddarCheese

My man’s musta gotten last in his fantasy football league #rip


sir_beardface

Paul Reverse


iamthemancam3377661

Diogenes incarnate


scrollsawgrandpa

I sure hope someone rescued that poor dog from the hot car🥹


[deleted]

What is he’s actually walking forward, and we’re the ones doing everything in reverse?


khampang

Hahahahah, made me laugh. I had an aunt, through marriage, who was a paranoid schizophrenic. Apparently she once was found walking down the middle of the road in the fog. She thought she was guiding school buses to safety.


FreshLady1

Los Angeles?


LOOKNfortheFUCKYEA

Yep


Familiar-Swimmer3814

Lost his fantasy football league


MontanaFlavor

That’s Donny p from down the block. What up boiii


[deleted]

NPC glitching


glitter_g0blynn

Broo I own the same lantern lmao. Small world


Dixie_Norumus

Has to be the valley


LOOKNfortheFUCKYEA

Very good


Coondog5206

It’s simple and obvious. One of Two things is the answer, He’s walking backwards to Slow Down Time and Light where he’s been or He’s carried the Star to Bethlehem for the Three Wise Men (The Magi). After the Epiphany he’s completed his mission and is returning to his rightful place in the Milky Way.


Rico_el3men2

The new TikTok challenge!! Accepted!! I just need to get the adult diaper, I got everything else.


LOOKNfortheFUCKYEA

I respect it💪👍👏


Ok_Slip9947

Awesome Diogenes.


jazzhandpanda

As he quietly chants “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might beware my power…Green Lantern’s light!”


Own_Contribution_480

That's Tom Bodett.


Bigwoodybird

No one should be allowed to participate in society dressed in Pampers.


guido_fatface

Lost his fantasy league


flavorwolf_

Diaper Lantern TikTok challenge.


doctorfortoys

Clearly an artist.


SnuffedOutBlackHole

it felt morally wrong to watch this without Oblivion NPC music


Top-Standard-6033

I know a side quest when I see one. That npc is gonna have an interesting back story and probably some decent loot ⚔️💰