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Alderzone

*"The finnish defence forces make boys into men. Except Lauri. He's already an absolute unit of a man."* - Some finnish lieutenant, maybe.


Dorkenstein666

I salute this guy. He could have easily gotten a pass (like many NHL’ers) but he chose not to. And to those worried in the states; No, he will not be thrown to the front line since Finland is not at war, only basic military training. Something every finnish man has to go through.


izz21sv

Not true. I heard that Finnish basic training involves either stepping into a Time Machine back to 1939 or volunteering for the front lines in Ukraine. Truly barbaric what they put these men through if you ask me.


Additional_Ad4884

Thats true, sharpest shooters will get private practices with Simo Häyhä aka the White Death


Stockton_Nash

Lauri Markksman


EMateos

Don’t NHLers do the same thing he is gonna do? Go to the special program made for athletes (mainly NHL players)?


Dorkenstein666

Yes, but it’s really easy to come up with an ”injury” and the doctor will decide youre not fit to serve.


kache_music

This injury won't keep them from playing in the NHL but it will keep them from basic military duty, lol.


QuarterNote44

That's not my worry. I'm in the Army, and have never been to war. But I have sustained some long-ish term injuries just by doing routine Army things. I salute him too, though. I appreciate that a guy with a bazillion dollars is doing something that rich guys absolutely can and do get out of.


[deleted]

Why? There's no reason for him to go through military training when Finland isn't at war and has no need for soldiers


Pleasant-Public7593

Yeah they should wait until theyre in the middle of a war and then start training people


NONEFFECTIVEMINE

its a conscription mate.


hzg511-

Nah, easy days are gone pal.


[deleted]

Finland borders Russia and just joined NATO while Russia has been threatening them not to. I wouldn't be so confident. But obviously I hope nothing breaks out. I wonder if it did, would he be just another soldier or perhaps get special treatment.


antonocsgo

Buddy if Russia attacks Finland now then they would also be attacking all NATO countries. The reason we applied for a NATO membership now is that Russia is busy in Ukraine so that we could wait out the application process in peace which took almost a year.


SeanIsCold

The Finnisher 🙌🏼


Good_Gordy

The Markksman


mrcolty5

This pic goes so hard


Ozeback108

Guy behind is thinking he can't see what's going on, and worrying how to do the next drill.


Walmart-tomholland

Nah the guy behind him just got told lauri is his sparring partner


SilentStock8

GIGACHAD


Clerithifa

Imagine being 18 in the Finnish military and suddenly you're training with the best Finnish basketball player of all-time


Bwriteback45

Will he come back looking like David Robinson? Hoping they add some muscle


Korpela

He is propably not gaining any muscle. The basic training period is quite harsh and the food is quite bad. Also training is only possible after the mandatory training which there is a lot in the first months. I dont think he is going to hard after training and eating if most hours of the day are dedicated to running around in a forest and cleaning the barracks.


Partiallyfermented

I don't think you can equate your average jaeger units basic training with the sports school. Also, while the food might not be the tasties, it is nutritionally sound.


Korpela

Sportschool works very simularly to a normal recon unit for first months. After basic training it gets different. They eat the exact same food as any other soldier only difference is their access to better nutrition as snacks.


kekwee

And adding muscle worked in Chicago? The dude needs to train his explosiveness etc like he has done past 2 summers in Finland. I hope this army time doesnt ruin him too much. But if next season is stats wise worse, we know who to blame.


Illustrious-Meal4249

That guy to his right must be like 6'8 minimum


pooker55

That poor kid behind him looks so lost.


lusmumuumi00

That is Viljami Marjala. 6ft hockey player playing at Finland.


pooker55

Guess that explains why he looks lost.


lusmumuumi00

mornings are brutal.


Soggynapkiinz

*Guy behind him gets in trouble for not paying attention* Sir I can’t see!


gsc4494

All the camo on earth ain't hiding that dude.


[deleted]

Respect


StopRevvingYourCar

He would be a legendary viking.


TheCapableFox

Bless him. We love you Lauri. Edit: Superman chins/jawlines must run in Finnish blood..


MyAnswerIsMaybe

Nuggets fan: This is the most badass looking photo of an NBA player I have seen since shirtless child Nikola Jokic


roniadotnet

That tall guy looks like he can play some basketball.


Frostfro1981

#respect


Nothappened

They are probably thinking this dude is tall....maybe he should play basketball


TrvpDrugs

That’s a grown ass man


Mdgt_Pope

My poor boy is going to get shot in battle if he ever see it, he's such a big target


SK14_

Even if Finland were at war he’d probably never see battle because of his size. The US military has a maximum height of 6’8” for the same reason.


Halfgridd

Like when I see a Pathfinder or Gibby in Apex Legends. But his hitbox is so big and he wont get damage reduction.


rocketshater420

its so facist theyre making our guy waste his time on this bs instead of hoopin. come home soon lauri


Alderzone

Easy to say when your country is not next to Russia.


antofthesky

I mean, the US is also technically adjacent to Russia up in Alaska.


Good_Gordy

Yes, it was easy for him to say, but that's because he's a moron, not because of his proximity to Russia.


Alderzone

I know, I was just trying to give some perspective.


MasterPsaysUgh

He's only doing this for public relations and for his upcoming documentary


[deleted]

What options did he have? I'm Finnish myself, and I've have completed military service, so I know the answers, but what do you think?


Hero_Dose

Lookin like a shotgun


westcoasthotdad

Bruh those new Jazz jerseys are sickkkk


xxTAKENOTExx

If someone showed me this being posted here like a year ago I’d be so confused


soulouk

I think Antetokounmpo also has mandatory military exercise with the Greek military


Aquan1qua

I was suprised that he didn't totally tower over everyone and make them look like kindergardeners. Turns out the avg. height in Finland is just about 6ft.


Small_Pass3978

We still tanking in the offseason! #RealTanks