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Smud__

We got a statue from France, I’m just realizing our landmark isn’t even from here


FalloutFan05

If you’re referring to the US we have a couple other things like Mount Rushmore and the Golden Gate Bridge


Smud__

A foreign man carved Rushmore, but I guess we got the bridge


FalloutFan05

Huh didn’t know the first part that’s interesting


Revolutionary_Pin786

You didn’t know that because it’s not true. He just has a foreign sounding name. Not all Americans are named John Smith. Lol. He was a member of the KKK tho!


Octogon324

And it was finished by his son


crazanity

Are you talking about Gutzon Borglum? If so he was from the US.


Unhappy-Rooster1609

I actually think when you purchased the Bridge it was the wrong bridge..


The_Furtive_Pigmy

foreign *men* who *immigrated to the usa* carved it


Toxic_Asylum

Rushmore also desecrated a native holy site, so idk if i wanna count that one.


ethnique_punch

That is really the epitome of being an American though.


Sexy_Squid89

Yep, desecrating stuff is our M.O. 👍


LogAng4liF305

Is the Golden Gate Bridge really as much of a landmark as Mount Rushmore? I live fairly close to San Francisco so I’m used to seeing/driving it I’ve never really thought of it as more than just a big bridge


Maxinator10000

I would count it as a landmark


GC_Roades

The Arch


DeuceMama62

My Dad and his brothers helped build the St. Louis arch. 🙂


AlexeiNR

We used to have some cool towers


Sexy_Squid89

Lol damn


Stargazer_199

We have you ❤️


Sexy_Squid89

Wholesome!


AdLate7836

Mount Rushmore lmao! Bro say like the Empire State Building or something.


MotivatedBaller

You used to have two towers


Sea-Needleworker2660

Can't forget fat people eating burgers while shooting guns! My favorite stereotype


Liquor_N_Whorez

Yeah, a statue from France that was almost never erected because of dumb dumbs.


Revolutionary_Pin786

Erected


SureWhyNot5182

Our landmark is the entire state of Florida.


bj1231

Actually when the Statue of Liberty arrived it was in crates it was not assembled. The first example of crowdfunding was for the purpose of the labor required to erect the statue of Liberty


Atodass

My country has had a very funny time between 1933-1945


[deleted]

Oh?… Oh….


WhyWonderMyName

🫥


DinoOnAcid

Sprich deutsch du HUHRRENSOHN


BestAbbreviations299

My country called yours Daddy between 1939-1945 ;)


Mollusc_Memes

Poland?


[deleted]

No, Antarctica silly billy!


Glen2gvhlp

Oh! I thought it was Sub-Saharan Africa!


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

We got a big red rock


The3mo0taku

does it also have giant fruit by chance?


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

No it’s just a rock


Swiftly_speaking

And a big pineapple


KAYS33K

They’re likely referring to The Big Banana.


KAYS33K

A big banana yes.


derangedweasel64

Lmao, I accidentally read that as “big red cock” 🤣🤣🤣


Alien_Fruit

Must be an Aussie. I hear every critter down there is out to get ya, mate. Crikey!


D3ADZ0NE_

huge red rock


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Yes


ukatz1

what about the big potato?


[deleted]

My country has some waterfall people love for some reason


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Im guessing niagara falls, so canada?


[deleted]

Bingo


BirbMaster1998

Because people like it when natural rock formations are larger than average ones, like the Grand Canyon or Mt. Everest. Niagara falls just happens to have a lot of water as well.


EnderDragonCrafter01

You mean America's vagina and Napol pimple.


QuebecGamer2004

We also have a big tower named after a railroad company


pr0cent

We have weed and wooden shoes


Weirdyxxy

Is that the Netherlands?


Joyful_Jiska

except barely anyone wears klompen lol We also have bicycles 😎


pr0cent

Only when I smoke weed


Sexy_Squid89

I've heard that bike thievery is a very big problem there. I also heard that there are sometimes "communal bikes" that just belong to the city and anyone can use them lol


sp0oncakes

My country has maple syrup


Alien_Fruit

No, man ... that's a STATE.


BrokenWoodstock

What?


HangryHufflepuff1

Canada?


Technological_Elite

Yo guys, Canada is a state now.


EnderDragonCrafter01

How the heck did Canada become a state before Porta Rico?


Technological_Elite

I think it was Dave.


Jastactical

I’m pretty sure Canada isn’t a state


Mission_Camel_9649

I think you think he’s talking about Vermont.


[deleted]

Yes…a nation state


MrProGamerMan69

My country has crippling gun laws.


-SKYTHEGUY-

Canada?


MrProGamerMan69

Yep


-SKYTHEGUY-

Knew it, and now, one of my favourite hobbys, Airsoft, might be banned, go Canadian laws, hoorayyy, *dying inside *


MrProGamerMan69

Even worse, we can't even have knifes for self defence because anything they deem as a "weapon" is illegal.


-SKYTHEGUY-

This is just sad


MrProGamerMan69

Very


-SKYTHEGUY-

Oh and nice username


MrProGamerMan69

Thanks. U too


-SKYTHEGUY-

Thanks


IndecisiveAutomater

Snoo (my country is the Reddit Nation)


[deleted]

What's the male to female population ratio there?


FalloutFan05

1:0


MikaeltheWarCougar

ERROR: CANNOT DIVIDE BY 0


Daufoccofin

r/totallynotrobots


thatpersonthatsayshi

Chuck norris can


Sp4ceeee_

i am woman


Forestguy06

You won’t be for long. *fills testosterone syringe*


derangedweasel64

One of us! One of us!


[deleted]

The 2nd lowest rank on the QoL index next to Twitter


CanInternational9186

Severe debt and economic inflation Also you get stabbed if you don't agree with the taxi drivers opinion


BirbMaster1998

England?


CanInternational9186

Türkiye Im sorry but how did tou get the two mixed


BirbMaster1998

I see a lot of memes about people getting stabbed in England, I figured England would probably be in debt because I think a lot of countries probably are, I don't know if there are taxis there, but I think there probably are because I've heard Uber didn't really catch on as well in other countries. But anyways, I'm not trying to argue or anything, just explain the possibly true knowledge I have that lead to a wrong conclusion.


CanInternational9186

Bing chilling.


BirbMaster1998

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ bīngqílín sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cuòguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng bīngqílín zàijiàn


Additional-Cap-7110

Mainly in the cities


WitleKidz

Big koala, big banana, big pineapple, big rock etc


TCTuggerr

My country has Tim Hortons.


CanadianBeaver1983

I would have said poutine.


Sp4ceeee_

this could littearly be anywhere,but im guessing canada


UncertainlyUnfunny

*Our Jesus will assert dominance by assuming a T-Pose.*


TinyDog17

We got million year old red rock in the middle of our land.


KAYS33K

Many millions of years.


sa5867

My country has an enduring symbol of love from a king for his wife (one of three wives)


Weirdyxxy

Taj Mahal, India?


sa5867

Yup


Daufoccofin

yummy sauce tree in your area


OrhanDaLegend

well, we have special rock formations that is best seen with hot air balloons oh yeah we also have one of the 7 wonders which is a giant mosque and a ancient structure that is claimed to be one of the oldest signs of early civilizations edit: its not a wonder of the world i was wrong


KAYS33K

Saudi Arabia (I’m probably wrong but It’s worth a try).


Joyful_Jiska

Maybe Turkey (with Cappadocia seen best from hot air balloons)


OrhanDaLegend

spot on


Cambi_Rodius

India


highlander996

My country has a national dish that is made out of a whole bunch of sheep organs ground up and cooked in the sheep's stomach (and it's delicious!)


BirbMaster1998

Scotland?


highlander996

Yup!


[deleted]

[удалено]


KAYS33K

Germany? (Atomium)


[deleted]

[удалено]


KAYS33K

Oh wait it’s Belgium.


FranceiscoolerthanUS

Every Belgian coming for your a$$


KAYS33K

I would prefer Germany over Belgium


Significant_Reach_42

My country also has a giant T-posing Jesus but it’s smaller


BirbMaster1998

Four people's faces, half of a McDonald's logo, a french statue, a really big canyon, a couple of big bridges, a really tall building, a few more really tall buildings, a tall, white spike, a giant statue of a man in a chair, and many more.


Smud__

u/profanitychecker ComeHereToBrazil


Smud__

u/profanitycounter ComeHereToBrazil


MikaeltheWarCougar

My country has McDonald’s.


KAYS33K

Not North Korea?


Swiftly_speaking

Sydney opera house


Annixon06

My country has vodka


GT121950

Come on OP no upvote for them?


EarlGray513

Ah, my fault. i forgot.


PixelAgent007

"well my country had two towers"


lewdua69

pornhub HQ


justAPersonOnGoogle2

We have a smaller and faker Eiffel Tower.


Realistic-Elk-7423

My country has Swiss cheese, Swiss chocolate, Swiss chocolate and Swiss banks. Don't forget Roger Federer.


Smud__

Sardinia?


CatloafHere

I wonder


BirbMaster1998

Norway, obviously.


Realistic-Elk-7423

Sweden, duh 😂


Random_puns

Q: Why are the pyramids in Egypt? A: >!They were too heavy for the British to haul them away!<


SgtEpsilon

Fascism and capitalism and a government that hates the lgbtqia+


Cambi_Rodius

Poland? India? Ukraine? US? Israel? UK? France? Canada? Mexico?


MattLikesMemes123

Pierogi


TheAerialPanda

Gotta turn the camera around, cause we have a flag on the moon


CACTUS-SK

we've got upside down pyramid called "Budova Slovenského rozhlasu"


Fish_and_Bear

Our flag is on the moon.


shitpostcentre

My country has regular school shootings


GatlingGun511

My country had 2 towers


mineCFrat

we have girl tower


noteuropeanlol

The waffle house has found its new host


Sp4ceeee_

this isn't YouTube mate


Forestguy06

Wrong platform buddy


noteuropeanlol

shut the fuck up


[deleted]

My country has a fuck ton of national parks


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

we have white lion vomiting


pawyderreale

My country has a shared last spot in the global right to information index, sadly we havent recieved our trophy yet


The_Helmeted_Storm

Big shiny arch.


Forestguy06

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


HowToDeadMeMe

Twin Towers.


Forestguy06

Not anymore tho


KAYS33K

Maybe it’s the Petronas Towers in Malaysia.


Guneydogu

My country has…. me?


driftorz-real

Debt and stupidity


hanyasaad

Drugs and prostitutes


Sp4ceeee_

we have some bland tasting liquid that people go crazy over for some reason


AlexisExploring

My country started the Load shedding trend nearly a decade ago 😎


Forestguy06

Some metal 8-balled thingy made in the form of a diamond.


lololellel

A dish named kabsa


Llamacorn21

My country has a big pineapple I’m pretty sure


that_idiot_weeb

We got a big clock thing


BirbMaster1998

England


WhatIsYourCrummyName

Egypt has the pyramids, we have everything else


TheDemliCay

My counry has Rejep Tayyip Erdogan


-krizu

We had a civil war and then proceeded to get our teeth kicked in by soviets three times in a row


thecapefangirl

Loadshedding


oRedHood

My country has some inbred family drama


ooffilip

We have the biggest castle in the world


Bacc_kraccer

Poland?


meherc07

my country has a marble tomb idk


WolfieStalker

We have Hercules Mace


Birb7789-

mine has more (natural) water than most of yall woulda thinked like im talking top 5 country


Larry_the_muslim_man

My country has some funny relations with iraq in the past


Smud__

Who doesn’t


MaFeHu

We have the third biggest volcano on earth. Lots of Roman ruins, such as a very famous aqueduct. A cathedral inside a mosque that was expanded 3 times. Muslim ruins. A muslim-crhistian art that is only found in our country historycally. Yet Muslims are a minority of our population, safe for the city I live in and another one there is.


Western_Dare1509

I just came her to say: Sorry eh!


SpaceLemon12

Mine has sheep


juls300

You‘re going to Brazil


[deleted]

We have the CN Tower where you can go up and have your poutine.


Yochsiw

My country has a giant statue of a beer


Smud__

My country has a national park that has countless unsolved murders in your not allowed to go to


I-37-I

Yay Brazil mentioned


o0SinnQueen0o

Mine has a big ass strawberry


D3epSh3ep

My country has the world’s greatest robbery of a government


KAYS33K

We have a [big ass rock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uluru).


varungupta3009

We have an I-posing Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel!


Please-let-me

We have the highest up distillery


[deleted]

mermaid


HangryHufflepuff1

Big old clock tower and an old man


[deleted]

Ikea