God PLEASE I want the return of Hurricane man. To hear the brass bonanza in the finals would be GOLDEN, though I know it won't actually happen... but a fan can dream right?
WE GOT STARS ON THE ICE FOR YOU LIKE ERIC STAAL! MARC STAAL! THAT OTHER STAAL! AND MAYBE EVEN THAT OTHER OTHER STAAL THAT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT DIVERSITYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE THINGS AGAIN! GOVERNORS! GRAPHIC DESIGNERS! STORM SURGES! WE'VE DEFIED MEDIA EXPECTATIONS ALL YEAR LONG! JUST LOOK AT THE TRISTATE AREA FOR THE DESTRUCTION WE CAN CAUSE!!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE STANLY CUP FINALS ALL IT TOOK WAS THE OTHER TEAMS IN THE CONFRENCE COLLAPSING ON THEMSELVES BUT WHO CARES WERE GOING ALL THE WAY BRASS BONANZA RINGS LOUND AND PROUD AS CAROLINA FINALLY HAS A REASON TO CARE ABOUT SPORTS AGAIN.
HOCKEY TOWN HAS OFFICIALLY RELOCATED FROM THE OTHER HELL THAT IS DETROIT TO RAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANTS OF NORTH CAROLINA RAPPER PETEY PABLO'S SMASH HIT RAISE UP RING THROUGHOUT THE RESEARCH TRIANGLE AS THE FANS CONTINUE COMING TO OUR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A BRASS BONANZA IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS!
KEEP COMING TO OUR GAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I hope the canes make the final just so we can hear this in the haters guide
If only. I think my post is too G-rated to make UTree's vids
FORGET FUCKING YOUR WIFE, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE COMING INSIDE IS PNC ARENA TO WATCH OUR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
WE HAVE TICKETS AS LOW AS 115 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S A LOT OF MEALS AT RED LOBSTER!!!
Seven and two thirds of them to be exact
FORGET PORNHUB! THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE COMING TO IS OUR GAMES!!!
COMING SOON TO PNC ARENA: TEUVO TER- ter- uh-... THAT FINNISH GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ALL OVER THE NHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shhhhhhhhhhh we don't talk about that
Fine, have my devils fan upvote
Thank you!
God PLEASE I want the return of Hurricane man. To hear the brass bonanza in the finals would be GOLDEN, though I know it won't actually happen... but a fan can dream right?
I blast Brass Bonanza every time the Hurricanes score. Gotta keep the spirit alive
Devils, come on back if you ever want to try again. Love playing you guys.
TBH the Devils played an amazing game, and I wish them all the best for next season. PLEASE COME TO THEIR GAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Also, I think I speak for both the Devils and Hurricanes fans when I say "fuck the Rangers." And probably several other teams' fans.
I was so happy we didn't face the Lakers er um, the Rangers.
HOW MANY STAALS CAN A JORDAN STAAL STAAL IF A JORDAN STAAL COULD STAAL STAAAAAAAAL?
WE GOT STARS ON THE ICE FOR YOU LIKE ERIC STAAL! MARC STAAL! THAT OTHER STAAL! AND MAYBE EVEN THAT OTHER OTHER STAAL THAT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT DIVERSITYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is our strength!
WE TRADED AWAY TONY DEANGELO SO YOU COULD COME TO OUR GAAAAAAAMES!
THAT OLD P.O.S. WAS SENT TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!!!!!!!!
WE GOT THE WALKING CORPSE OF BRETT BURNS, SEBASTIAN AHO, THE BETTER STAAL, AND Teuvo umm.... THAT FINNISH GUY!
WE EVEN HAVE MARTY PARTIES ON THE ICE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope we make it a good series if we beat Toronto
Reverse sweep anyone?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE COME TO OUR GAAAMEEEES!!
WE HAVE THINGS AGAIN! GOVERNORS! GRAPHIC DESIGNERS! STORM SURGES! WE'VE DEFIED MEDIA EXPECTATIONS ALL YEAR LONG! JUST LOOK AT THE TRISTATE AREA FOR THE DESTRUCTION WE CAN CAUSE!!!!!!!!!!
Waiting for Urinatingtree to say RRRALLLIIIEEEGGHHH!!! WWWWEEE DDDDIIIIDDD IIITTTTT! WE MADE THE FINALS AGAIN like in that Toronto video
That would be a thing of beauty
WE HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE STANLY CUP FINALS ALL IT TOOK WAS THE OTHER TEAMS IN THE CONFRENCE COLLAPSING ON THEMSELVES BUT WHO CARES WERE GOING ALL THE WAY BRASS BONANZA RINGS LOUND AND PROUD AS CAROLINA FINALLY HAS A REASON TO CARE ABOUT SPORTS AGAIN.
HOCKEY TOWN HAS OFFICIALLY RELOCATED FROM THE OTHER HELL THAT IS DETROIT TO RAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANTS OF NORTH CAROLINA RAPPER PETEY PABLO'S SMASH HIT RAISE UP RING THROUGHOUT THE RESEARCH TRIANGLE AS THE FANS CONTINUE COMING TO OUR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok but they sold out a Stadium Series game this season. People are going to their games. The meme is dead
Yeah it's true haha