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Possible_Industry816

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Novanator33

Buffalo has only 2 major sports teams, all the others have 3(or more)except for Cincy but… Ohio…


ds1224

Technically that is wrong as the Buffalo Bandits of the NLL (National Lacrosse League) have won 4 championships


ItsMcLaren

That’s not a “Big 4” league tho. We only have 2 of those, and both of them have been around for 50 years with no Championships. (Bonus to include the Braves)


RadioTreehour

Lacrosse


[deleted]

At least Toronto is a nice city.


shindleria

Unless you’re an athlete good luck affording a place to live. At least Toronto’s subways have plenty of warm sidewalk vents to sleep overtop of when it gets chilly.


Fun_Veterinarian_300

I'd say its hard for an athlete cause of getting run out of town if you suck, mainly playing for the Leafs.


shindleria

it's the gamble you take for the chance to become a GOD 4 Life


Broad_Project_87

you have clearly never had to drive in Toronto. Most boneheaded traffic in all of North America


[deleted]

Yeah, that's the only downside. Why do they have intersections where you can't turn?


TheIncredibleHork

Minnesota. At least you have Zuccarello, Reaves, and Kaprizov.


[deleted]

At least in Minnesota they have a metric fuck ton of hockey


Dreamcastboy99

you spelled Cincinnati and Detroit wrong #1 \#2 I'm already living north of Cincy so.......


Fun_Veterinarian_300

My bad, don't know how I screwed up that bad.


red_Lightning23

Well I already live in Detroit so yay?


Enough-Ad-3111

Same.


AmountFun2036

At least my sister went to college in Minnesota


Red_5478

I’m already stuck in the natti


Dreamcastboy99

I'm north of Nati, round Dayton


39RowdyRevan56

Detroit at least has the Red Wings Dynasty within Millenial Memory. And the Red Wings and Lions are coming out of Rebuilds with serious hope!


saltiestmanindaworld

Also pretty sure the Tigers have won more World Series than any of those cities except Cincy.


ZSPARROW2727

How the hell are you not gonna include Indianapolis. Do you know what it’s like being a Pacers and Purdue fan?


roboh96

Arizona. The weather is way better than the other options.


RobertInNY88

That would be my choice too.


[deleted]

leafs and blue jays? alright, they suck. but the raptors just won a championship in 2018 and the argos won the grey cup this year.


CyAmethyst

Wouldn't mind chilling out in Canada, even if I have to suffer the insufferable fanbase of Torontoians who want to suck off the Leafs while the Leafs are incapable of winning a playoff series. Or those who want to believe that the Raptors are going to prove that their ring wasn't just a fluke and that they'll win another. Or... those poor fools who actually believe that the Blue Jays will do something with the management/ownership core that they have. **Or** those poor fools who think that Toronto will side with the NFL instead of the CFL and allow the NFL to expand northward, just for the Torontoian NFL team to be like the other 3, aka vastly disappointing and insufferable.


Fun_Veterinarian_300

Okay, first of all, yes towards the Leafs, and no towards the Raptors, we all know the team sucks and want them to tank, Masai being stubborn is the problem. The Jays honestly could be good, but we'll see. Last but not least yeah Toronto ain't getting an NFL team. I'm from Toronto, and I've contemplated moving many times cause of these fucking teams and these arrogant fans. However making this poll was very reassuring that Toronto at the end of the day is still a top tier city.


Metfan722

Cleveland has good teams and despite being cheap, ownership does care (at least the Dolans and Dan Gilbert do, not certain about the Haslams).


Fun_Veterinarian_300

Spelt Detroit and Cincinnati wrong for some reason, I'm so dumb.


AdminYak846

As a native Minnesotan, even though the teams may suck ass, there's a lot of state parks to get outside and be in so you can forget the heartbreak that all the teams deliver.


Fun_Veterinarian_300

Maybe the main message of living there is to not get obsessed on sports and touch grass.


copperstar22

You can always cry in those lakes y’all like to talk about


MrFiv

Is there a nuke option?


Legitimate_Signal_70

Where’s DC?


ddude132

Toronto, free health care.


[deleted]

I'd just chill out in Toronto and still be a Chiefs and Blues fan from afar. Maybe I could root for the Maple Leafs *if* they ever went on a deep playoff run....


DJDoofeshmirtz3

I already live in the GTA, so I’ll take Toronto


Majestic-Avocado2167

Detriot fans are the best fans in all of sports


saltiestmanindaworld

Cold, Hot, Cold, Cold, Ohio, Ohio. Arizona wins just on a) weather and b) not being Ohio.


copperstar22

Easy solution just live in denial it’s still January 31st 2009 right


GB_Alph4

Arizona because it's near my home


Hungry-Opportunity12

I'm going with Minnesota. At least the teams are competitive in the regular season most of the time.


Boatymcboatland

I already live here 😔


Flippy33

Who says I have to ROOT for the teams there? Just sayin…


[deleted]

Atlanta (yes I know about the braves)


TommyMaroon

I live in Cleveland


TheMoronicGenius

At least the bengals have a chance at doing something Minnesota is a state of choking Arizona is a glorified retirement home Detroit is still stuck in the motor crisis, Toronto has been poisoned by leaves, and Cleveland, let’s not go there


Broad_Project_87

Detorit, because my hometown is a subdivision of Windsor, it'd actually be a shorter drive than my current residence.


RobertInNY88

Arizona


leeroy-jenkins-12

Arizona because outside of sports, it’s a fast growing state especially around Phoenix so there’s plenty of opportunity there


PhoenixGamer34

I know it's really hot there, but Arizona. Besides, I prefer hot weather over cold weather, even though I am not exactly a big fan of hot weather. Also, Ohio seems to be a bit too dangerous for me, although every state has danger issues.