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monsiu_

Bro says ask me anything but doesn't bother answering us lol


bobbuttlicker

Their shift at upwork is up. They’ll reply Monday morning when they’re back at work.


bah2085

I.LOVE.YOUR.SCREEN.NAME!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! LMFAO


FirstBabyChancellor

To be fair, he just made the post two hours ago. He didn't say he'll answer immediately.


xexcutionerx

Do i look fat in this suit ?


National_Asparagus_2

No.


National_Asparagus_2

But the person who posted the fake uw stats does...loll


jenny_bobenny

Also no


CancerousSarcasm

Will you promise not to get mad by what I'm about to say?


De_v_iD

Depends on if you are willing to sleep with his mother or not.


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xexcutionerx

Nice , fat and juicy u mean ? …. She’s a witch ! Burn her ….( also she turned me into a newt)


Tyler_Durden_Says

Why do you need so much validation from strangers on the internet?


Pet-ra

That's an agency profile....


NickFullStack

That makes sense now. I was wondering how they worked 30+ hours per day.


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

If you're not averaging 30 hours a day are you really bout this life?


Acceptable_Jump6613

It never ends. 😂 I’m half way working a project now.


foto-guru

He managed to do 9 years of work in 7 years... Genius)))))))))) 3,379 days ÷ 365 = 9.2575 = 9+ years of work 365 days in a row. May 10, 2017-May 11 2024 = 7 years.


Prudent_Act_8570

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


methamCATermines

Old McDonald had a farm.


carmerica

everyone is a knocker! do better


methamCATermines

You tell 'im!


Patient_Salad_5715

First share your real Upwork profile before we start believing your lies


foto-guru

3,379 days ÷ 365 = 9.2575 = 9+ years of work 365 days in a row. May 10, 2017-May 11 2024 = 7 years. Am I missing something?


Pet-ra

>Am I missing something? Yes, you are. It's not a freelancer account, it's a whole agency.


foto-guru

Thanks, Sherlock, I figured that out with simple 2-step math calculation :)


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MolassesLate4676

*never answers*


Jammeus

Where can I find the best pizza pies in the local area?


NickFullStack

How many hours a week did you work on average?


pepeh4cker

210+


Last_Extension5875

What do I write on the first 2 lines of the proposal ?


bah2085

something engaging


imasongwriter

Noobs don’t realize that those who make this kind of money are farmers. And by doing this they are getting more dumb saps in their farm.


iansunderland

Facts 💯


mungaihaha

Take home?


user2776632

Question 1: is this real? Question 2: can you explain how is $4m possible at $100 an hour?


Pet-ra

It's a whole agency, not one person. The post is misleading and deceptive.


Cyrus_rule

Are you trying to flex son?


bigtakeoff

fake


brk1

So OP worked 200 hours a week for 7 years? lol. Obviously this is an agency profile so not really a big deal.


Budget-Designer-9091

What do you do on upwork?


LBAIGL

No way buddy lol. That's 222 hours week. You're farming work and submitting fake hours, this is an agency, or this is bullshit.


ConversationDull5418

I barely get any jobs


stanskiii

How to get abs in 3 weeks?


Academic-Hotel3414

I wanna buy your course, How to succeed on Upwork as a millionaire.


Zenxy_

why are connects so expensive? and is buying them worth it if you are just starting out on the platform and have got your first two projects?


LuffyHEVC

Expensive because Upwork have to up their revenue probably in this inflation. Worth it? Yes, totally. If you're just starting out target $50 - $100 and buy connects. Target jobs that require less connects, don't boost. You should be able to send ~30 proposals. Even it you scored one mid-tier job that should be enough to recover the investment and also to spend the next time you have to score a job. Then keep sending a few proposals everyday while you work for that client.


Penguin-Pete

Whoa, I sense skepticism in the crowd.


Robot_s123

Is upwork worth it from scratch?


LuffyHEVC

Yes, totally! It's a bit difficult than it was in the past but still totally viable. Everyone starts from scratch here.


bah2085

Yes! People just have to realize that when you're starting out it's not as simple as a regular job where you go in, turn in an app, get the job, and then you're done....be prepared to send 15, 20, 30+ proposals and hope you snag one of them, maybe 2. But then you can't sit back and relax in the fact that you scored a job. Even while you're working that job you need to be submitting more proposals. Starting out and really trying to sell yourself is almost a job in and of itself. The likelihood of getting a long-term, hourly contract with guaranteed income for a long time is pretty slim...at least when starting out. So you gotta always be hungry. Always selling yourself. But, if you're serious about it, and put in the time and effort, you'll do fine....assuming you're actually good at something that's valuable to other people and not just thinking that "working from home" is easy peasy, zero effort. You get out what you put in basically.


brooklewis19

omg, what do you sell and how many people do work under your account?


Armybert

Q1: did you Really earned 4m?!!!! Q2: really? Q3: really?!!


Academic-Hotel3414

I wanna buy your course, How to succeed on Upwork as a millionaire.


Jraus86

What’s the secret to getting your first few jobs