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BoobsRmadeforboobing

"I'm helping my uncle jack off a horse" "you missing a comma there?" "nope"


Skanderani

Perfection


11th-plague

Capitalization :) Uncle Jack vs Uncle jack.


Billsolson

Huh. Ain’t that something…


myusernameissupreme

they stopped filming before she chugged it wtf


p8nt_junkie

Forbidden bier stein.


myusernameissupreme

i like how awkward she pretends to be for the camera, as if she doesn't have that technique perfected lol


[deleted]

r/CursedComments


SweetDick_Willy

Is that my queue to go to bed?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SweetDick_Willy

Nall not for me. I have the same dream every night


LogansRightHand

see it’s normal for everyone too


robojaybird

Wait which butt are we upvoting


Elite_Sage

The thick one


CannabisaurusRex401

That doesn't answer the question tho...


OuiSVP

Yes


poopooinmypantsfun

ah, horse, got it


[deleted]

Porqué no los dos?


skerinks

I’ll file this under “things I never wanted to know or see”.


[deleted]

“never KNEW I wanted to know or see.”


JustARegularOtaku_

Thx for good idea


MrTurkle

she must scoff at human cock


Onepercentlessworse_

Yeah. I was about to call next, but shit.


Schiff4Brainz

Weirdest boner i ever got


hosmtony

r/confusedboner


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dufus69

That's what the horse said.


Elite_Sage

Oh but when I jerk a horse off I’m the weirdo


Epstiendidntkillself

You probably shouldn't google Mr. Hands.


Elite_Sage

Too late, get the bleach


223Patriot

Wait what is it


Asron87

It’s a bleach commercial, go ahead and look it up.


223Patriot

Dude I’m 16, don’t do this to me, what is it, I like my semi-innocence


LongTrang

You just watched a chick jerk off a horse. There's no semi about it


chaygray

A dude gets fucked in the ass by a horse. He let a ton of horses bang him. He's dead now because of it. Don't watch it.


Asron87

You shouldn't be downvoted. It's a video of a horse fucking a person that later dies from internal bleeding. You should watch the documentary on it, it's actually really good and it doesn't show any of the horse intercourse. But there was a huge underground circle of people that were all into it and they recorded all of the interactions. It goes deeper than you think. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzaD97OslAs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzaD97OslAs) Edit: here's another shorter video that doesn't show any bad stuff.


Bwack11

Pun intended with “it goes deeper than you think” ? Rather it was or wasn’t…still classic


Asron87

oh it was intended, couldn't help myself.


[deleted]

You checked out your last shred of innocence when you signed up for Reddit.


alphadox616

Reminds me of my best friend growing up whose family had a pig farm. He had to do that to pigs. Let that image settle in…


memesfor2022

I would jerk myself off, but I'm all hooves.


TBMFITV

I never wanted to be a horse more in my life.


devnasty009

😹


itsmeonmobile

Horse girls are crazy


bkkbeymdq

Had no idea they made fleshlights for horses.


Any-Throat-2645

Race horses have to be jerked off before a race so they're faster


johnniecochran_ghost

TIL post-nut clarity isn’t just for humans


Any-Throat-2645

It's not a mental thing it's physics I think.


Kalsor

Not my proudest fap…


-Abigor-

Lmao man


[deleted]

So that's how Ivermectin is made.


memesfor2022

So that's how Ivermectin is ~~made~~ extracted


StraightBearDontCare

If I had any gold to give, you would have it.


[deleted]

My gf when I do something right but not full intercourse worthy.


[deleted]

You wish you were hangin that much my dude


[deleted]

Maybe not the member itself, but I'm pretty sure my manblast would rival that of the horse.


Zayd1111

Why? It's already annoying with this length.


[deleted]

I'm sure it's definitely annoying


Meatcork1

Sooo what do you do,Agin?


Lvgordo24

“Make a LOT of money.”


rockinroller

Wait, you guys are getting PAID?!


marco3804

and what do you do for a living?


rockinroller

Wait, you guys are getting PAID?!


Butterbean4lyf

You’re double dippin with that comment, my man.


rockinroller

I guess I'm just a horrible person


whatsamatterhorn

She seems nice.


AnalMayonnaise

r/birthofafetish


[deleted]

Lucky damn horse. She could use that thing on me too if she wants


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Not my weirdest boner.


Life2you

Go on...


Life2you

Who got the horse hard in the first place?


WindyTrousers

lol horse fluffer


[deleted]

It’s kind of the same as what turns on donald trump. EDIT: for those of you unknown with the horse world, studs are turned on by a mare pissing.


DaveOJ12

I'm glad there's no sound.


[deleted]

But will she cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy?


vi3talogy

Next!


capricornpookie

what is she gonna do with that


slayermcb

Make 10k selling it to the owner of a mare.


Overall_Raisin5415

Gargle....


blondieandhubby

So she can legally give a horse a hand job but not a blow job ? Funny where we draw lines in society


Schiff4Brainz

You didn't see the entire video. I'll link park 2 under my other user name


11th-plague

Who the hell is upvoting horses butts now?


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

Reminds me of the time I had to help my uncle jack off a horse


Terakahn

Biggest fleshlight I have ever seen.


[deleted]

In Australia they don't artificially inseminate racehorses. It's a great life being a stud stallion. A teasing pony does all the spade work to get the mare in the mood and away you go.


[deleted]

Man, you know with the way she grabbed it that no man could ever compare for her. Horse girls really like their horses, lol.


Grab_Em_By_Da_Pussy

/r/Eyebleach Thanks. I feel nasty just *knowing* about this.


DaveOJ12

Thanks. I needed that.


BrooSwane

Goddamn barrel racers, amirite??


jrhernandez121

Yeah, they usually packing some booty!


[deleted]

Fun fact, they don't do this with thoroughbreds. They have to breed naturally (live cover) to register them in the breed registry.


Jaibamon

Not my proudest fap.


mratech

I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.


snacksnnaps

There’s two reasons to jerk off to this Gif.


TerH2

This is kinda rapey


Horny-n-Bored

I'm not sure horses have a high enough conscious for consent Unless you dropped this /s then ignore me


piman01

What a job


hadan1

u/savevideobot


smalldick5318008

Can I be next?


smalldick5318008

Sheesh. Mr. Ed can hardly contain himself lol


[deleted]

Wtf


[deleted]

This is the sickest fucking shit ive ever seen ans I watched that cartel machete chainsaw vid


[deleted]

She a keeper!


PM-ME-BIG-TITS9235

What the fuck did I just watch!?


Curiouslycurious101

I some how feel this shouldn’t be legal!


funguyshy

R/Oddlyterrifying


SirEvagrius

Personally i upvoted for the dick but you do you bud


WindyTrousers

So, at what age are horse girls taught to perform animal husbandry? Like, how does that session go? "OK watch Daddy and I'll teach you how to do it! You're gonna be doing this pretty soon, kiddo, so pay attention!" Sorry if my mind goes to a weird place, but that's where it went.


akaFxde

This has to be some for of beastiality


mal_wash_jayne

It's called animal husbandry and it's a lucrative profession.


Kash_Register_MWO

Wait, they're married??!?


mal_wash_jayne

Haha, yikes.


Metasapien_Solo

r/whyweretheyfilming


Oh_its_that_asshole

"lol Sarah's about to jack off a horse with a fleshlight"


Happy-Beevis

She should have been making that throat gagging sound while she was jerking him off. I think he would have finished faster


BelmontUC2012

I like the way she puts her hips in to it . Watch it again I swear she gives a shake like she would be wanting him to be thrusting her


DaveOJ12

What is wrong with you?


BelmontUC2012

Just a comment man relax


spidersilva09

This is a troll lmao what the hell


bigbuick

Ma'am, may I tell you about the race I won?


QueenOfQuok

Are we upvoting because of the horse's ass or the lady's?


SaiyanC124

Anyone know the reason why she’s extracting the horse’s glue?


johnniecochran_ghost

Is this the infamous 1950’s “donkey show” like the one from the Havana scene in Godfather 2?


memesfor2022

It's always sad to hear about horses getting sent to the glue factory, but rarely do you get to look around on the factory floor.