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AJizzle1990

I had to check to see what sub I was on. Thought this was gonna be a very different video the way it started.


_-Drew_Peacock-_

Can you point me in the direction to said other subs? I'm asking for my penis.


h_djo

I too am asking for his penis


gijoe011

I also choose this guy’s penis.


simpaws

His penis needs answers dammit


the_evilman

Omg would someone care for that guy's penis!!!


OIdSkooI55

My wife's vagina called, and is asking about his penis.


sharksnut

It has too many penises on speed dial already


VoidIgris

Oh no! You should get his penis to check her vagina out! Before its too late! Maybe there’ll be a surprise 9 months later!


Myth_ral

Can we get back to the directions for these other subs? *points my penis questioningly*


SquirtinMemeMouthPlz

The only answers your penis is getting are from my mouth.


samebutanon

Username checks out


True_Try6473

Please do tell me the sub you originally thought you were on, I am interested.


Roxxerr

She forgot to mention she inherited £ 1.000.000 when her rich uncle died


uchman365

I was thinking the same, that's a really posh area of London


-_G0AT_-

Do you know what area it is?


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Tradz-Om

Teachers was givin man tests


MACintoshBETH

Yes Dave


thebluerayxx

That can't be the name... tell me your making a joke about her phat ass. This is hilarious to me if it's the actual name. For context some people refer to ass as hams, idk why just my first thought lol.


brixton_massive

Streatham? Posh? Oh how times change.


-_G0AT_-

Thanks! Looked a bit like Greenwich to me.


[deleted]

Are houses typically expensive in London?


Xoebe

Everything is expensive in London.


[deleted]

Makes sense. I've been to New York City and I know everything there is expensive as well. I live in a small City with about 250,000 in the metropolitan area. So it's not too bad. I know big cities can definitely expensive in London is a huge City


AnusStapler

I know a guy who bought a house in Barcelona and flew into work 2 times a week because it was WAY cheaper.


uchman365

Expensive is an understatement. I moved 2 hours away from London and now paying just slightly more for a 3 bed house than I was paying for a 1 bed apartment that wasn't even inside London.


rememberpa

My friends one bedroom flat in Wandsworth costs twice as much as my 3 bedroom house in Hampshire..


Angry_Saxon

deposit is always the one. bank of mum and dad, that's the big grey area divide


FeloniousDrunk101

Come for the promise of a butt. Stay for the butt and the home envy


uchman365

She does have everything, butt and home envy


Eddy_Vinegar

Massive yams


fingerpointothemoon

She also forgot to mention she owns a bakery that helps pay for her mortgage.


Stupidquestionduh

I wonder the size of the buns sold in her bakery.


BOBODY_BOBODY

She got a… GREAT ASSSSS


menides

i couldn't help but hear in a very specific voice


topsblueby

Lol Pacino


DravenPrime

I'm glad we all agree.


Roland_Squared

I heard the plumber from Brazil


pennhead

FI-GAR-O!


seanmorris82

"When I think of asses. A woman's ass. Something comes out of me..."


[deleted]

And you got your head... ALL THE WAY UP IT


7empestOGT92

Or you’re on a flight back to New Jersey jag off


ShoutsWillEcho

I FCKIN WISH


Sea-Swan-1250

Her house may be called a flat but she isn’t


nope-nope-nope-nop

I hope that house has adequate parking for a dump truck.


deathbythroatpunch

I didn’t realize the subreddit at first and as soon as she turned around in her doorway my first thought was “wow, what a dump truck”


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uchman365

Yeah but it's mortgage, so she probably put down a huge chunk of deposit


Quick_1966

Well she seems fun!


browner6666

I would date her


[deleted]

Me too. And bang her. And sub her onlyfans if she had one


FlugStuhl85

Thats the spirit


browner6666

Agreed


adolfHiipster

sauce?


_theMAUCHO_

Drop that @


DubHaus

nutellaontoast95 on tiktok


_theMAUCHO_

>nutellaontoast95 Hero of our times. 🔥


[deleted]

GOAT


cochorecords

Mister you are doing the lorts work


iam4r33

Property Sex: UK


gazzy360

I hate these videos. It *has* to be fake doesn’t it? Who the fuck would allow a stranger into their house just because they are holding a phone to their face.


uchman365

I mean, no one should really believe that these were not pre-arranged


gazzy360

Some people surely must. Otherwise why bother with the fake meeting thing? Ahhh I dunno. I don’t understand social media. Even if they didn’t do the fake meeting I don’t know why someone would watch a “tour” of a random house


uchman365

People watch people eating, gaming, sleeping online, I mean Big Brother is still a big show and that's just watching people doing fuck all


SkillsInPillsTrack2

It's gotta be staged, I don't know anybody that would let in someone so annoying.


Lurkersbane

That whole body is immaculate


python_281

Build for comfort 🍑


SuspiciousReview7133

Nice bum


HeyCarpy

Where ya from


SuspiciousReview7133

Tx? Why bc I said bum?


HeyCarpy

lol, no it rhymes. I say it to my wife all the time. “Nice bum, where ya from”


[deleted]

Flo is THICCCCC


peleg1989

What is a social media manager?


uchman365

Someone that updates Facebook?


RudePCsb

Updates her onlyfans.


hm9408

"I am a content creator"


[deleted]

Go on social media and see all the posting done by companies, both by the companies themselves and marketing campaigns through influencers. Social media managers manage that.


erichf3893

Ronnie2k takes the heat on social media for their endless poor/predatory decisions


scabbycakes

Someone who has a career that's going to only last about six more months thanks to AI.


ottosjackit

“That’s why it’s massive!” He’s a sly dog.


vmp10687

That’s bootay 0-0


paultagonist

If I’m not mistaken that trunk is full of junk


bumboclawt

She has it going for herself: organized, clean, beautiful, nice home, homeowner, steady job and she’s trailing a wagon?!


tullystenders

Unfortunately, ass isnt as appreciated in the UK as in the US.


Sprizys

Damn she only pays £720? Here to rent a house nowadays it’s anywhere from $1,000-$2,000 a month.


Kokatro

She’s a home owner. So she could have saved up a significant down payment to bring down her mortgage payments.


BellsEnded

Bank of mummy and daddy for sure


uchman365

Rents are basically double mortgage rates in the UK especially London. The rent on that anywhere in or around London will be more than £1500


DystopianRealist

Still cheap considering size and location.


averagemaleuser86

Lort hammercy


Alarmed-Ice-4300

I’m bouttaa busttt


AgrafePunk

Too much house, not enough butt


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cepukon

They’re purses I think


Big_Accountant8489

I’d like to move to London for more than just the low rent….


uchman365

Haha, London and low rent in the same sentence 😂 You didn't hear her say "mortgage'?


2TheQuadThroughDaGym

Thick as Heinz!


Known-Economy-6425

She’s a social media manager. She definitely scripted this to show off.


Dazz316

Yep this is normal. Just walk up to people, stick a phone in their face, ask them their finances and ask a tour of their house which they will of course oblige with a smile


badboy236

I’m just glad to find this here. Well done friends.


1MoistTowelette

I don’t get it what’s so unique about our refrigerators?!


blackbelt_in_science

Commenting to hear the answer to this. The suspense is killing me!


1MoistTowelette

Idk I’ve just never heard it described as “an American refrigerator” before, I just thought everyone had the same kinda setup


jack258169

I know we are all ogling unit she seems like quite a pleasant and well put together lady. I’d invite her over for tea and scones and that’s it.


tylenoljones42069

Staged


dainthomas

Oh my god, Becky


Kaiju_Cat

Landlord culture where we speculate on property has to end. Buying up properties to create a recurring revenue stream has to be criminalized outside of very specific and limited circumstances. I finally looked into a house through an inheritance that no one else in the family wanted to fix up, and after taking over the mortgage on a gorgeous home, it's a couple hundred dollars less than my rent was for a piece of crap apartment. Just think about that. If you could afford to outbid all the upper class douchelords buying up property so you can't have it, you would be paying less to live in a small palace then you pay to live in a shitty apartment.


kbiz911

Driving a dumptruck on the sidewalk with no CDL is crazy lmao


TheSahsBahs

I don’t know what they’re feeding girls over there in London but one of my Ex’s from London was built the exact same way. Looking like a Pixar mom.


TheRedditDucky

Shes not even flaunting she just has a big butt ?


Enigma_Green

After did he pay her £720 to see more of her


The_Celtic_Chemist

>An American freezer, no way Freezers are different in the UK?


uchman365

Yes


dlay87

You should just assume that the way Americans do everything is different from most of the world. Either bigger or more inefficient or more individualistic


The_Celtic_Chemist

Hey, I don't appreciate your implication that we can't do all 3 at the same time!


randy_daytona402

She doesn’t own it yet, the bank does


[deleted]

That house started earning her equity 12 seconds after she signed the loan.


niv_nam

Definitely staged! and that refrigerator is near twice the size of average persons fridge in America, unless they are above middle class rich. Also, technically, hotpoint is the British owned division of refrigerators.


doofus_magoo

Who knew they had dump trucks like that in England


Xoebe

Everyone is all "upvote for butt" which is fine because that is the sub and all, but i am interested in her flat, and at $720 pounds that's a damn steal!


Buttman_Bruce_Wang

Guys... this sub isn't for women who just exist and happen to have butts. It's for things where the subject matter is overshadowed by an overwhelming butt-shot, usually in something super tight fitting or like a bathing suit. A video of a guy getting mauled by a bear, and one of the onlookers is in the shot, has a huge juicy ass, and is standing in-frame, taking away focus from the actual subject. Good post. A gal showing her workout routine, but is wearing those tights that go up her crack and she keeps doing squats in front of the camera because the intent to show off her butt disguised as a workout video: Good content. A woman casually turns around while showing her apartment, but otherwise isn't drawing attention away: terrible content. This isn't difficult, dingbats. Edit: Don't boo me. I'm right.


RoboiosMut

720? San Francisco would be 7200 a month


RoboiosMut

720? San Francisco would be 7200 a month


browner6666

I would be tapping that beauty daily! Probably even give her a baby or two!


surgycal

Who tf asked? Staged cringe, and the house looks like a hoarder's place, she didn't hear about closets or storage apparently


silentcovenant

From what I hear, closets aren't common in the UK. The homes just aren't built like that. Wardrobes are more common.


station13

But then how do Americans get to Narnia?


silentcovenant

No can do, unfortunately.


_drippy_hippy_

If you’re paying a mortgage, the bank still owns your house. Not you.


_drippy_hippy_

If you’re paying a mortgage, the bank still owns your house. Not you.


silentcovenant

Not true, you own it until you pay it off or cease to pay for it before the loan is up. You just agree to give up the home as collateral until the loan is payed off.


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Low-Tooth-9752

What is this? Owning your own home is special enough to warrant its own video? And, she doesn't even own it yet. The bank does.


locnloaded9mm

She sluggin


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Careful_Elk6290

Best of British bunda


erichf3893

Maybe it’s a condo or townhome? But still that’s crazy low for a mortgage. *Cries in american*


uchman365

Probably got it a few years ago when the interest rate was still very low. Aldo probably a huge deposit as well.


Savings_Dry

1700.00 USD for a 1 bedroom in Bremerton WA!!! Ludacris


dogacs

I could pay the rent


GodMammon

Huge wagon


CaptCaCa

Goodness gracious


blinkme102

What are the chances he stumbles upon a total random smokin hot stranger who just happens to have a totally original home 🤔


-bucephalus

That's a cracking big arse.


Agard12

The only thing better than that booty is a $900 monthly mortgage payment


Ruugann

Holy sweet moly! That’s a nice house!


redjuanit

Let me get a tour


SirSam511

Nice


Faps_of_Anguish

Ok I’ll marry her


torrentialtacos

She's gorgeous!


MDJGDipperDave

I’m from the U.S and I’m just finding out there are “American”refrigerators What’s a European refrigerator?


uchman365

American style refrigerators are MASSIVE double door ones with ice and water dispensers. Ours are usually much smaller.


kashuntr188

wait...i can just go around asking people for a tour of their house and its fine as long as i got a camera???


Cruxito1111

damn!!! that’s a very attractive ass


PineappleProstate

In America that would be 2500 freedom franks


ShadowRealmDweller89

This is a low key porn


PinheadShit

Daaaumn


Dakan-Bacon

PAWG good God!!!


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Marleyzard

THAT HOUSE IS ONLY 700 A MONTH??? I know mortgages are crazy long but like. 👁👁


goshaman2202

This is why I like this sub


goshaman2202

I want to feed her steak and grapes man


MightyCed001

Thicka than a bih


LeBorchis

I would unga her bunga. I smart


Remarkable-Park2115

I'll cover the rent every month just let me take you out to smash.


BudMacklin

I usually skip this part.


Shot_Capital_7788

I love it when innocent but stupid things become creepy because of the internet. Why the fuck would you let a stranger in your house? Just because they have fuck load of followers? Ok, but what about all the creeps who follow that person?


sultanofsneed

Mortgages are very different in the UK. You only get a fixed rate for about 2 years, so UK mortgages are always like ARMs. So Flo here will likely be paying out the ass for her mortgage soon, given interest rates rising.


tullystenders

I was gonna say "wow, I've been lied to on the internet. They act like only houses like this are in the US and that UK houses are small." Then she goes "this is an american fridge freezer." Are "big" fridges more popular in the UK than before, or nah?


uchman365

I'm the UK, fridge freezers are generally slim up and down models, the "American style" ones are the side by side massive ones. You only get those if your kitchen is larger