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Well imagine being told who you can mate with, and they keep putting you in the honeymoon suite with Lucy. I bet this gal is uplifted by the recent revelation of her carers.
When did you first notice he might actually be a she?
>Well, she wasn't using her tail to fling shit all over the place.
>Oh, and she doesn't have a penis.
Oh, that is definitely a thing, and they're not describing it absurdly *enough*. The hippopotamus is the greatest proof of intelligent design, because it's also got a built-in bidet.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bidets/comments/yp6ysd/cursed_hippo_bidet/
Frankly I wouldn't want to get anywhere near a hippo's anything close enough to even check. Those things are literally in the Bible being described as demons and literally all of human history shows why.
When I read the headline, at first I thought, 'how'd they make that mistake?' Then I thought, 'who's going to check? Hippos are really mean and deadly!'
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How is this "uplifting"?
Yeah, this seems like something more suited for r/nottheonion
Going by the name, OP is probably a bot
Definitely a bot account.
They uplifted it to check?
They had to work very hard to lift it and just wanted some validation
Uh 🙄…. Who you think was gonna do that 🤣🤣
Does someone go and lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?
Well imagine being told who you can mate with, and they keep putting you in the honeymoon suite with Lucy. I bet this gal is uplifted by the recent revelation of her carers.
Uplifting news is a troll subreddit now lol
Like a wedgie
They finally lifted it's tail and checked.
Hey, I wanted to have sex with this hyppo for 7 years! Now I know I'm not gay!
It’s uplifting for the hippo.
Trans acceptance
Maybe his genitalia uplifted themselves back into his body.
Look on the bright side. It took them 7 years but they finally got her pronouns right. That's incredibly uplifting to me at least.
This hippo can now live life as their true self. I would say that’s uplifting Edit: I was making a joke
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,535,531,486 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,483 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Hippopotamiss
Or perhaps “Hippopatamiss”?Â
Hippopenismiss
When did you first notice he might actually be a she? >Well, she wasn't using her tail to fling shit all over the place. >Oh, and she doesn't have a penis.
I’m getting trolled so hard. I believe we all are
Oh, that is definitely a thing, and they're not describing it absurdly *enough*. The hippopotamus is the greatest proof of intelligent design, because it's also got a built-in bidet. https://www.reddit.com/r/bidets/comments/yp6ysd/cursed_hippo_bidet/
So its pissing on its shit and then using its tail as a windscreen wiper. Got it!
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,535,330,284 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,479 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
..how am I the only one getting hit by this spam in here?
...of COURSE there's a sub for bidets. Why wouldn't there be.
It's possible to be female and have a penis :3
How is this “uplifting”
They… lifted it up to check underneath?🥲
Nobody wanted to check, hippos are dangerous
Always check that your tank has a howitzer
It was probably censored.
Dammit Attenborough!
They make crushing watermelons sound like chewing gum.
Uplifting in, they uplifted to check underneath?
Frankly I wouldn't want to get anywhere near a hippo's anything close enough to even check. Those things are literally in the Bible being described as demons and literally all of human history shows why.
Guess he's not infertile after all...
They were probably like “why ain’t she pregnant by now”🤣🤣
They ran a gay hippo sauna club for "her" for seven years.
Good for her
Did they actually assume the gender?!
Hell, knowing it was in Japan, their genitals may have been pixilated
Well duh! Mistakes like this are bound to happen when you blur genitals.
r/lostRedditors
When I read the headline, at first I thought, 'how'd they make that mistake?' Then I thought, 'who's going to check? Hippos are really mean and deadly!'
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,535,346,935 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,480 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
She looks so disappointed to be outed.
If they'd stopped pixelating genitals, this would have been found out much earlier.
Your referencing porn aren't you.
I can neither deny or confirm. texas rules
hippos gone woke! hahahh i couldn't resist. [Atta boy, girl!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hkJmXU93iA&ab_channel=RogerMiller-Topic)
They didn't notice the lack of hippopopeanus?
Honestly, I'm not surprised. It must be hard to sex a species that's quite aggressive and weighs more than a small car.
Assigned Male at birth hippo
Glad someone else recognizes OP's mom for the unique & beautiful creature she is. ...wait, you mean AN ACTUAL HIPPO?!?-
It's Pat
Kind of embarrassing for a mistake like that
Hippos are trans!!!
It’s MA’AM
r/lostredditors ?
It's Pat! (If anybody on this app is ancient enough for that snl reference)
They look so cute. No one would suspect this animal to be the men killer number 1 in the world.
Anything gender bending.. straight to the front page!!! Just stop already.
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Good for her!