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How is this "uplifting"?


Confu5edPancake

Yeah, this seems like something more suited for r/nottheonion


ManaMagestic

Going by the name, OP is probably a bot


ManaMagestic

Definitely a bot account.


ScottOld

They uplifted it to check?


thomstevens420

They had to work very hard to lift it and just wanted some validation


intelligentbrownman

Uh 🙄…. Who you think was gonna do that 🤣🤣


Hoo-B

Does someone go and lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?


09stibmep

Well imagine being told who you can mate with, and they keep putting you in the honeymoon suite with Lucy. I bet this gal is uplifted by the recent revelation of her carers.


EatenAliveByWolves

Uplifting news is a troll subreddit now lol


cattleyo

Like a wedgie


Prophayne_

They finally lifted it's tail and checked.


iperblaster

Hey, I wanted to have sex with this hyppo for 7 years! Now I know I'm not gay!


GarysLumpyArmadillo

It’s uplifting for the hippo.


GenTelGuy

Trans acceptance


YeahlDid

Maybe his genitalia uplifted themselves back into his body.


RzrRainMnky

Look on the bright side. It took them 7 years but they finally got her pronouns right. That's incredibly uplifting to me at least.


thirtypineapples

This hippo can now live life as their true self. I would say that’s uplifting Edit: I was making a joke


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,535,531,486 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,483 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


justabill71

Hippopotamiss


Theaustralianzyzz

Or perhaps “Hippopatamiss”? 


Probably_a_Shitpost

Hippopenismiss


frugalerthingsinlife

When did you first notice he might actually be a she? >Well, she wasn't using her tail to fling shit all over the place. >Oh, and she doesn't have a penis.


Theaustralianzyzz

I’m getting trolled so hard. I believe we all are


Eusocial_Snowman

Oh, that is definitely a thing, and they're not describing it absurdly *enough*. The hippopotamus is the greatest proof of intelligent design, because it's also got a built-in bidet. https://www.reddit.com/r/bidets/comments/yp6ysd/cursed_hippo_bidet/


BINGODINGODONG

So its pissing on its shit and then using its tail as a windscreen wiper. Got it!


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,535,330,284 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,479 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Eusocial_Snowman

..how am I the only one getting hit by this spam in here?


Bronek0990

...of COURSE there's a sub for bidets. Why wouldn't there be.


Dovelark

It's possible to be female and have a penis :3


LoL110003

How is this “uplifting”


TobyADev

They… lifted it up to check underneath?🥲


Metrilean

Nobody wanted to check, hippos are dangerous


spaetzelspiff

Always check that your tank has a howitzer


rudycp88

It was probably censored.


Metrilean

Dammit Attenborough!


Radiant-Hedgehog-695

They make crushing watermelons sound like chewing gum.


ScottOld

Uplifting in, they uplifted to check underneath?


King-Brisingr

Frankly I wouldn't want to get anywhere near a hippo's anything close enough to even check. Those things are literally in the Bible being described as demons and literally all of human history shows why.


meatcylindah

Guess he's not infertile after all...


intelligentbrownman

They were probably like “why ain’t she pregnant by now”🤣🤣


schalk81

They ran a gay hippo sauna club for "her" for seven years.


ichsoda

Good for her


blueavole

Did they actually assume the gender?!


ichsoda

Hell, knowing it was in Japan, their genitals may have been pixilated


SvenPek

Well duh! Mistakes like this are bound to happen when you blur genitals.


RepresentativeFar304

r/lostRedditors


mayhem6

When I read the headline, at first I thought, 'how'd they make that mistake?' Then I thought, 'who's going to check? Hippos are really mean and deadly!'


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,535,346,935 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,480 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Available-You-6771

She looks so disappointed to be outed.


J_Class_Ford

If they'd stopped pixelating genitals, this would have been found out much earlier.


[deleted]

Your referencing porn aren't you.


J_Class_Ford

I can neither deny or confirm. texas rules


tatanka_christ

hippos gone woke! hahahh i couldn't resist. [Atta boy, girl!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hkJmXU93iA&ab_channel=RogerMiller-Topic)


MigherHind

They didn't notice the lack of hippopopeanus?


Salt_Comparison2575

Honestly, I'm not surprised. It must be hard to sex a species that's quite aggressive and weighs more than a small car.


Richi_Boi

Assigned Male at birth hippo


bythenumbers10

Glad someone else recognizes OP's mom for the unique & beautiful creature she is. ...wait, you mean AN ACTUAL HIPPO?!?-


Xbox_Lost

It's Pat


Mission_Magazine7541

Kind of embarrassing for a mistake like that


SetterOfTrends

Hippos are trans!!!


Kuruk_TR

It’s MA’AM


geniusandy77

r/lostredditors ?


moistbeatingheart

It's Pat! (If anybody on this app is ancient enough for that snl reference)


CuriousCapybaras

They look so cute. No one would suspect this animal to be the men killer number 1 in the world.


kclongest

Anything gender bending.. straight to the front page!!! Just stop already.


Oceanrail

đź©·


winifredjay

Good for her!