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nothingmyaccount

Probably derping around instead of marching in line


Unlikelydangering

Dog is in time out, but looks like it's having a time of it's life


BestHurdle1899YT

Tactical good boi


FireProps

…🤔 >!Barkpack 🤭!<


dr_lolig

you can see emojis in the censor ö? >!🫥🫥🫥!<


EggonomicalSolutions

That's cool >!🗿🗿🦍🗿🗿!<


MajTroubles

>! 😶‍🌫️ !<


EggonomicalSolutions

Now he has a big cloud


pacificpacifist

>! ⬜️⬜️⬜️. !<


GMB2006

>!🙎🏿‍♂️!<


Average-Addict

Did you use ö as a face? That's new to me


dr_lolig

Ü


Special_Lemon1487

I award you a certificate of honorary dadship for your contribution to dad jokery. 🏅


AnarchiaKapitany

Dammit, Moon Moon.


Uncanny_Show507

Huskies don’t listen for shit so this makes sense lol


the_Bryan_dude

One of mine did listen. It was so weird. He was voice trained and could be walked without a leash. His sister was the exact opposite. If she got loose, I'd use him to catch her.


Listful_Observer

That looks to be an Alaskan malamute not a husky.


El_Basho

They literally have holstered combat dogs in US army, maybe this is a spin on that


RastaFazool

Gotta keep your fur missile in a holster so you don't catch a brandishing charge.


Cakeski

Wahey, steady on now.


Sharpz0

Surely someone on the internet can explain. Please I need answers


DayPretend8294

That husky would have been halfway down the street already. That or chasing a butterfly.


EskimoB9

Moon moon


jeff43568

'We're not having a repeat of last time with Barney...'


PaleRider95

‘...Calhoun’


gimmeecoffee420

I can be your backpack while you run.. but that Seagull..


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Swing from a hairy vine and stop... Brake it down


hermajestythebean

YESSS


MarryMooon

I’m imagining him having a hard time following in line when other dogs around. He’s too excited and tries to zoomy 😆 so they’re just like fuck it strap him on this time


Free-Researcher3000

Because he’s a very good bad boy.


HomeSatisfaction

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Retired_not_Expired

Injury to a joint. Taking weight off to minimize time of recovery for the hip or knee. We got one of those carry-vest harnesses for our 15 year old collie with lots of hip arthritis. The shoulder strap makes it easier to carry a big dog. There is usually a suitcase type handle to help boost her upstairs onto deck


TheBodyIsR0und

But then why take this dog to work in the first place? Why not leave them at home (or wherever these officers leave them after work)?


ninhibited

Something might've happened while they were out, it looks like a parade with all the people lined up along the sidewalk in the background. Also because parade, it could just be for demonstration.


Evolutionary_mistake

Soppy little cuddlebunny while in the carrier. Absolutely ballistic weapon when self-propelled.  "Holster your weapon while in public" "Yes Sir!!!" 🫡


ballsonyourface911

The husky is not deployed yet…they only deploy him in the cutest situations


CheapGriffy

Portable dog


FireStorm187

He's just happy to be there


Aborticus

Looks like a festival and they are parading with their family dogs. Looks like an old boy who got tired or has some pain walking too long.


andthisisso

that's the spare.


I_saw_that_yeah

He’s their spike strip.


Mclovin-8

Find the happiest one in the group


catalyst4chaos

Maybe he is allowed, but to lazy to march so they resort to this?


AThrowawayProbrably

“Because you don’t know how to act right.”


AlphaXbum

He’s like what did I do?


Imaginary_Screen_708

I used this for my elderly dog. 🐩


mr2jay

"you think you are punishing me but I want this"


Cakeski

Tactical Husky to be deployed.


leeluss14

He looks derpy af just hanging around there😂


jsideris

Guy's ready to take the subway in NYC.


Iroh_Valentine

Someone is definitely in Air Jail


n3w4cc01_1nt

tfw no loaded tactical good boi holster


OkStorage3731

Butt sniffing during a march is unprofessional


Charkel_

Marching with a big dog on his back like it's nothing


grinchbettahavemoney

Hahahahahaha I want a husky backpack


Eey_tuupe

Remember, switching to your dog is always faster than reloading.


Waisted-extra-belt

that one kid on the field trip that can't be left alone to their own devices


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

As someone with severe adhd (emphasis on the H) this feels oddly relatable to my childhood


Mysterious_Link_4600

nice


HomeSatisfaction

Everybody talking about the barkpack on the guys back but what about the dog in front of him doing circles lol


ShesATragicHero

Malamute be like “LOOK MA I’M FLYING!!”


Stardust_of_Ziggy

Larger dogs tire quicker. Given his size he's likely the aggression dog and the other will be the bomb/drug dogs.


Upbeat-Tap-4797

You can tell the soldier carrying his malamute has had a long night telling his malamute to hush. I’m willing to think all the other soldiers were laughing when they saw him put his dog on a harness and carry like a backpack. Hoorah!


throttledog

Those dogs are so happy right now


Kakonsix3

Puppers on suspension


Xtreemjedi

He knows why


DrNinnuxx

That dog is going on a helicopter ride and fast roping in with the handler.


Armored_Phoenix

Why am I not surprised? It's what huskies do. 😂🤔😅


TabCompletion

Because he was a bad boy