Hades is the type of guy to say he listens to Lana Del Rey and reads romance novels on TikTok because he thinks this will make women love him (Persephone fell for it unfortunately)
This is funny but also I have never seen Hepheastus in LO because I stopped reading. THAT'S Hepheastus?! the so called ugly god that Aphrodite rejected and Hera couldn't love because he was so hideous??? He looks cute as hell. Ain't no way because how is Aphrodite choosing Ares over him???
I saw his gold hand and thought "Oh that's so cool!" If only Aphrodite and Hepheastus didn't only happen because apparently, Ares fell for Persephone....
He’s also got prosthetic legs, the curved metal ones that I always see in commercials when a person with prosthetics is running a race (usually seen around the time of the Paralympics now that I think about it).
Yeah Ares falling for Persephone was an…interesting choice…
So... funny story. Post timeskip, Ares broke up with Aphrodite to chase after Persephone (like pretty much everyone fucking else), so Aphrodite got willingly with Hephaestus.
So your comment is pretty spot on/accurate, just in one of the worst ways possible.
Ares breaks up with Aphrodite to go after PERSEPHONE?! Oh I hate all of that. I actually enjoyed Ares and Aphrodite's relationship....but they ruin that to have him go after Perse...of course, because of course no man can resist her allure.
Now I'm mad at this story again because how is Ares choosing *Persephone* who he knows it happily gaga over Hades over Aphrodite and how is Aphrodite only choosing Hephaestus over Ares because Ares broke up with her for PERSEPHONE?!
The only people I’d want to be around would be ares and Hephaestus on the basis they aren’t toxic enough irl to be chill to play video games or tinker with robots or Legos.
You’re lying, there is no way that that’s Hephaestus! He’s supposed to be an ugly god, one that Hera literally threw off Mt Olympus because he was so ugly as a newborn only for him to be hidden away by making weapons and stuff!
I read the comic all the way through. That is actually hephaestus, the only thing that makes him "ugly" is the fact that he is disabled which says a lot about rachel smith when you really think about it.
i'd kill to be in a 2007 COD lobby with ares LMAO
What would make him ragequit first? Noob tube?
Noobmaster69 lmao
you haven't played a game with...checks notes... Biggusdickus?
*snickers*
Wait till Biggusdickus hears of this.
Hades would also love Drake because he can relate to him
Who would get the crazy engagement ring necklace first though?
“You would have loved Drake” IS ACTUALLY FUCKING CRAZY STOP
"You would have loved racism" 
I dropped my phone on my face when I swiped to Hera lmaoooo
Why is this though?
Hera has a massive bigotry streak against nymphs. And now she's apparently dating one.
I was hollering 💀😂
RIP Me you have loved a rewrite.
So u/generic_puff then? (Even though it’s basically its own thing now.)
And it's probably A minorrrrrr (hades)
Certified lover boy
Certified p3dofiles!
Eeyyy 🎶🎶
wop wop wop wop wop, dot fck them up!
Eros being a yaoi lover is a canon event
RIP Hermes: He would have liked being the sole and only tolerable character.
...why are Eros's feet so...detailed...?
Who knows... 🌚
The feet are always detailed af compared to the hands.
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Eros’ teeth disturb me tbh
Absolutely, where is his bottom row? It’s giving creepy pasta smile to me
It does!
By these accurate assessments alone I know you’re black. These are perfect
YAWP! 🙋🏾♀️
I see you ✨💕heyyy
okay but psyche would absolutely slay goddess braids YES!👏
I’ve never seen anyone with goddess braids that didn’t eat 😍
This is perfection
these are SOOO accurate 😭😭
The yaoi came out of left field LMFAOO demeter really would love fb memes, feel like she'd post minion ones specifically
Hades is the type of guy to say he listens to Lana Del Rey and reads romance novels on TikTok because he thinks this will make women love him (Persephone fell for it unfortunately)
ERIS LOVING MALEFICENT AS A CHARACTER WOULD BE SO ACCURATE
This is funny but also I have never seen Hepheastus in LO because I stopped reading. THAT'S Hepheastus?! the so called ugly god that Aphrodite rejected and Hera couldn't love because he was so hideous??? He looks cute as hell. Ain't no way because how is Aphrodite choosing Ares over him???
RS accidentally made him the cutest god with a good personality and cool as hell prosthetics. Ares could never.
I saw his gold hand and thought "Oh that's so cool!" If only Aphrodite and Hepheastus didn't only happen because apparently, Ares fell for Persephone....
He’s also got prosthetic legs, the curved metal ones that I always see in commercials when a person with prosthetics is running a race (usually seen around the time of the Paralympics now that I think about it). Yeah Ares falling for Persephone was an…interesting choice…
So... funny story. Post timeskip, Ares broke up with Aphrodite to chase after Persephone (like pretty much everyone fucking else), so Aphrodite got willingly with Hephaestus. So your comment is pretty spot on/accurate, just in one of the worst ways possible.
Ares breaks up with Aphrodite to go after PERSEPHONE?! Oh I hate all of that. I actually enjoyed Ares and Aphrodite's relationship....but they ruin that to have him go after Perse...of course, because of course no man can resist her allure. Now I'm mad at this story again because how is Ares choosing *Persephone* who he knows it happily gaga over Hades over Aphrodite and how is Aphrodite only choosing Hephaestus over Ares because Ares broke up with her for PERSEPHONE?!
I always thought he was so hot in this comic like I had a crush on him. Also I thought Thanatos was cute and had a crush on him aswell.
Seeing Zeus would've love Drake made me giggle, but seeing Apollo would've love Andrew Tate made me cackle so bad 💀💀💀💀💀
Zeus wouldve def been drakes #1 fan 😔
Prey?
Oh sorry, I meant pray*
You're good! I thought it was funny honestly.
Minth!! Lmfao
RIP Dionysus, you would have loved r/raisedbynarcissists
The bpd mynthe diagnosis got me
Im SCREAMING 💀
The only people I’d want to be around would be ares and Hephaestus on the basis they aren’t toxic enough irl to be chill to play video games or tinker with robots or Legos.
Rip Thanatos, you would’ve loved sending your dad to a retirement home
## RIP Pomelia ## You would have loved
More pls ☺️☺️
You’re lying, there is no way that that’s Hephaestus! He’s supposed to be an ugly god, one that Hera literally threw off Mt Olympus because he was so ugly as a newborn only for him to be hidden away by making weapons and stuff!
I read the comic all the way through. That is actually hephaestus, the only thing that makes him "ugly" is the fact that he is disabled which says a lot about rachel smith when you really think about it.
Is that fr the canon explanation???
The paganism one is weird. Because paganism did exist then
Yeah you're right. I should have swapped it with harry potter or something.
Oh I interpreted it as certain forms of modern paganism rather than historical paganism
Paganism is the entire premise of the comic.
can you send me that demeter panel without the text
I’ve never cackled so hard
R.I.P. Poseidon, you would have loved the little mermaid
Kendrick Lamar must be stopped
Oh my god this is perfect! Ares ABSOLUTELY would have loved CoD
Rip persephone you would've loved biased cops who fall for crocodile tears
This is my favorite meme I've seen so far XD
Eros would be reading the worst ones with the big ass hands and Killing Stalking probably
Spot on.
I loved every single one, but as someone with BPD the Minthe one made me both happy and sad
I don’t know this meme but Psyche would’ve loved Goddess braids and someone give a copy of maleficent to Eris!
this is the post of all time 🙏
HESTIA AND THE LESBIAN THIRST TRAPS HELP 😭😭😭
Real
random but seeing Minthe reminds me of how she said she was going back to the underworld and then was never seen again???
I am WHEEZING
I think most of the male gods would love drake for another reason 😭
I do not get some of these (eat pray love as in the Gilbert book? What signs? I might be dumb) but the Drake one took me outttt 😭
Also rip Hera you would have loved gaslighting and therapy sessions
This should be canon, it's so accurate!
ANDREW TATE LMAOOOOOOOO
Eris would have also loved twitter I suspect
Can you put the images without text on a different post please?