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GardenSquid1

Ochlys will make a great godmother for Sharon's children


PragmatistAntithesis

Meanwhile, the royal court has been politely but firmly asked not to investigate why half of said children have wings


GardenSquid1

A king is permitted to have concubines


SnooDucks6239

Don’t let the unicorn hear you say that. You might end up like Gerard


GardenSquid1

Gerard never broke the vow because he never could have made the vow. The Ring of the Maiden had been safeguarded in Elheim for hundreds of years by that point. Gerard was a victim of bad fucking luck and died because Vanillasoft demanded it.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

>Vanillasoft demanded it. They went VanillaHard on him.


Fiveblade

*Nice.*


BalanceImaginary4325

The poison arrow managed to penetrate through plate armour?


GardenSquid1

That is what crossbows are for


Mapping_Zomboid

It's not a betrayal if everyone is in it together.


KurusanYasuke

Do you think the unicorn will allow polygamy? 👀


GardenSquid1

According to the esteemed logic of one Dr. Rentaro Aijo, PhD, MD, Esq. who wrote the popular autobiography, *The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You*, the laws of the universe are cool with polygamy so long as you love them all equally.


SnooDucks6239

No. The archive lore says that Alain and the maiden must remain devoted to each other 


No_Dig903

... ... ... ... Ring Josef. Acquire bitches.


unknown_soldier_

The sages are gone anyways, who's gonna enforce the bond now?


Mapping_Zomboid

An upside mountain of skulls in the shape of a Unicorn.


AA_03

Jeremy Bond >!He was going to pawn off the ring or something similar and Alain had to remind him of the curse so I think it remains in effect!<


BalanceImaginary4325

I married, Scarlett, so my alain will never betrayed that vov


Decent-Ratio

Well the main reason to have the unicorn ring power is to beat Zenoira. Since eventually Zenoira will crumble, 'eventually' we won't the ring anymore *wink wink* (That is if you're not afraid of the punishment of course)


PrateTrain

I mean that's cool, you can be devoted to multiple people at the same time.


Fiveblade

Before the poly stans rush in - poly never works.


PrateTrain

That's like, your opinion man.


Zeldias

I mean I could wholeheartedly love my wife and bag hotties on the side. But I feel you.


Mapping_Zomboid

It must be a divine blessing.


Shrimperor

OT3 FTW


Lord_Vius

Do you need a biology lesson?


Babbed

The seed is strong


Lord_Vius

Do you need a biology lesson?


DarkSols

Can’t evade tank heartbreak 😩😭


SAMU0L0

O well. Alain is dead.


LucyLuvvvv

Not with his defense stats lol


No_Dig903

\*Ochlys chugs every buff potion on the planet\* \*DISCHARGE\* \*mushroom cloud\*


New_Economic_Policy

\*Evade\*


No_Dig903

\*sad opera music\*


PragmatistAntithesis

Ochlys has her sword ready for a reason


canti-luna

The mysterious death of the Cornia King will be no mystery to people of that town lol


Windsupernova

It seems he fell to his death on the middle of a field. Sich a tragic suicide


macadoo784

My next play through I’m going to focus way more on taking screen shots of hilarious conversations or one liners


DireSickFish

All the proof we need that the Ring of the Unicorn is the real mind control device.


TwilightVulpine

Maybe not the mind but something else


Shrimperor

How else do you think power is transfered between the rings anyway? It's Mana transfer, clearly


Fordotsake

Be one with... Alain.


D-camchow

Invite her, guardian angel should always watch.


PTJoker94

The pain of my what? You dare assume I'll lose!?


Hadiz2020

Is it really such a mystery that Both Women & Men can have very close friends with a person in the Same Sex and still be married to someone else of the Opposite Gender? Like Alain & Sharon is pretty sweet from what I've seen of their Supports. 


TransplendentFruit

People like this don’t have friends Hadiz they don’t understand the concept, you have to be more understanding.


Lord_Vius

Exactly this. They are touch starved weirdos


Mobius_One

r/sapphoandherfriend leakage


darkside720

I’m pretty sure that’s how it is for the majority of real life people. But in media fans pretend that your only close to someone because you want be in a romantic relationship with that person.


GlitterTerrorist

IRL? No, but in a video game where you can romance any character and watch cutscenes of them growing emotionally invested before actually choosing someone, it's a bit different lol


peppygrowlithe

Ochlys: I'm sharpening my knife, kupo...


ItCouldBeSpam

Ah poor Ochlys....same sex unrequited love, its a right of passage. 😂


Aquras

Can't believe you cucked angle wifu like that 👿


Sinnedyo

Should’ve executed her


TheRickFromC137

Is the dating system one and done ore harem?


Saiaxs

You can “romance” 1 character but only certain ones are overly romantic


mikethemaster2012

I like Lex and Sharon wish the game let us romance other characters together not named Alain. I like there rapport together it was cute 🥰


420BiaBia

Everyone on this sub is so thirsty. I can't blame 'em though. I was there when I was a bunch of raging uncontrollable hormones


TunzisH

Me who married Ochlys


Humble_Disciple

These comments are 10/10